The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Movie
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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:26With my best friend?
00:00:28Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:36Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:41Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:46Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:52I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me? A knife in my back?
00:01:01The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:03Stop! You're insane!
00:01:05Get off of me!
00:01:13You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:20And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:29Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life.
00:01:34You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:36Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now.
00:01:42He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:03That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:04Got it.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:06Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:18Oh my god, Lois. What happened?
00:02:21It's Jim. He cheated and he kicked me out.
00:02:26Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.
00:02:33Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need.
00:02:42Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:47How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:49You miss him?
00:02:50No, no. I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:02:56He's um...
00:03:13Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:27Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:32Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here tonight.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:52I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:56Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:02I'm okay with that.
00:04:03Yeah?
00:04:12So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:23Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:28This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney, that's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:37They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:52Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark, we're done.
00:05:01Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:02I found it for someone else.
00:05:08I thought you loved me.
00:05:11So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:14What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:17But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:21What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish, rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:27Lois, you're better than that!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:52Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:05:55Hi.
00:05:58It appears you have company.
00:06:01I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:04I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:07Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:11I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:14Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:18And here I am.
00:06:21Kicked out by a cheater, and a liar, and a jerk.
00:06:26Way to go, Lois.
00:06:48Cain! You are late!
00:06:51Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help.
00:07:09By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:12That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:14And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:17Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:23This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:26Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look who it is.
00:07:30She's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:37Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:47Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:50And now, you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:53Must be tough, huh?
00:07:56And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:09You'll be out of here for good.
00:08:22Damn it, Stella!
00:08:24Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:27Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:29Wait, ten minutes? But who's even-
00:08:31Owen, he's a handful.
00:08:33Good luck with that.
00:08:39First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:47Hello? Ground Control to Major Cain.
00:08:52I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:55Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:00Hello?
00:09:02I apologize, Mr. Cabell. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:06My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:10You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:16Right, of course, yes.
00:09:18The main characters, they go through a rough relationship,
00:09:22and their love goes through...
00:09:24Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:28Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:43Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47Why is she sulked? Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:51Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:54I appreciate your advice.
00:09:56If I may, it's clear Miss Cain is completely unprofessional.
00:10:04She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:09Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:14Don't touch her!
00:10:19Don't touch her!
00:10:21Close.
00:10:23Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:25Thank you for your time.
00:10:27What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:30What?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:35Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:00Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:02I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:04It still hurts to think about you, though.
00:11:07The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:09Clark, I...
00:11:11You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:15I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:18Please. Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:21I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:24Lois.
00:11:29Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:55God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:58Listen up, everyone.
00:12:00Big, huge news.
00:12:02Our magazine's been acquired, and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:06So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois?
00:12:13Maybe try to look a little more... presentable?
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:21Save it. Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:24We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:37Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:39Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:44Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:49What the hell?
00:12:52Hello? Hello?
00:12:54Anyone out there? Hello?
00:12:58Oh, God.
00:13:08Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:12Oh, my God.
00:13:14Oh, my God.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Please don't. Please don't.
00:13:20Lois. Lois.
00:13:22Hey, Lois.
00:13:24Look at me. I'm right here.
00:13:26Hey, it's okay.
00:13:28I'm right here with you.
00:13:30Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it. You're okay.
00:13:36Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:38With Lois?
00:13:40I told you they had a thing.
00:13:48Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:50You didn't.
00:13:52What's happening?
00:13:54Lois Kane.
00:13:56You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:13:59You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:01You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:03You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What? That's insane.
00:14:07I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane.
00:14:13You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What? That's insane.
00:14:17I didn't write that.
00:14:19I am so sorry, Mr. Cabella.
00:14:21I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:27Save it for the judges.
00:14:29Let go. No.
00:14:31I said let her go.
00:14:33I said let her go.
00:14:35I've already handled this.
00:14:37Ladies and gentlemen,
00:14:39I have an announcement.
00:14:41As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner
00:14:43of Daily Globe.
00:14:45Holy shit.
00:14:47He's my boss now?
00:14:49And,
00:14:51as the new owner,
00:14:53I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:57As the new owner,
00:14:59I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:01What the hell is he up to?
00:15:03Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:05It says it was published around the same time
00:15:07Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:09Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:11Maybe.
00:15:13Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:15Well, let's check the security footage
00:15:17then, shall we?
00:15:19That'll clear things up.
00:15:21Mr. Cavill, the security system's been compromised.
00:15:23All of the footage is gone.
00:15:29Hello?
00:15:31Trace the IP address
00:15:33back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:35I need answers now.
00:15:37What?
00:15:39The one who sent the photos
00:15:41and the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:43Jim?
00:15:45That scumbag
00:15:47and his mistress.
00:15:49Not again.
00:15:53Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:55Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:57Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:01I mean...
00:16:03Why do you have to involve
00:16:05the cops in this?
00:16:09It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:11Well, I can
00:16:13issue a statement
00:16:15saying that we were hacked
00:16:17and the article is fake.
00:16:19Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:23One more thing.
00:16:25One more thing.
00:16:29Why exactly were Lois and I trapped
00:16:31in that storage room?
00:16:37I went in there to make a private phone call
00:16:39and she happened to walk in.
00:16:41But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:45Clearly, somebody here
00:16:47is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:49rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:51Clearly, somebody here
00:16:53is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:55rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:01Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in
00:17:03and...
00:17:05tackle these issues.
00:17:07But, Mr. Cavell, I swear, I...
00:17:09Honey, I strongly suggest
00:17:11you get your staff under control.
00:17:13This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:17Understood.
00:17:19Understood.
00:17:25That's all for now.
00:17:31I've been waiting
00:17:33a long time for this.
00:17:35Lois.
00:17:41He's up to something.
00:17:43And whatever it is,
00:17:45it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please.
00:17:51Make it strong.
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:55We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:57Oh, sorry.
00:17:59Sorry, Sam.
00:18:01Excuse me.
00:18:03Sorry, Sam.
00:18:05Excuse me.
00:18:19So...
00:18:21Thanks for the save back there.
00:18:23No problem.
00:18:25So, uh...
00:18:27What's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:29Um...
00:18:31I'm with my best friend.
00:18:33We're divorced now.
00:18:35I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:37Just for now.
00:18:39So, uh...
00:18:41Going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:43Karma's a bitch.
00:18:45That's not what happened.
00:18:47But I have some money in vodka now, too.
00:18:51I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:55So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:57Go to hell, Clark.
00:18:59I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:01Oh, really?
00:19:03Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:05I remember every detail.
00:19:07You don't know the half of it.
00:19:09Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:11I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:13It'd destroy him
00:19:15and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:17That's what I thought.
00:19:19You just left
00:19:21just like that.
00:19:27I'm sorry.
00:19:29Be mine, Lois, remember that.
00:19:58Damn it.
00:20:26I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:37What do you want, Clark?
00:20:38Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:43Really? You think that'd be a good idea? After everything between us?
00:20:47I know, I know. But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:51Just something simpler. No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:55That's insane.
00:20:57Lois, you owe me. After everything we've been through?
00:21:00But I didn't...
00:21:01Is Bonnie's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:06What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:09I'm under the radar here.
00:21:11I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:17I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:22What about the paparazzi sniffing around your place?
00:21:24I'm under the radar here.
00:21:26I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:28No one knows who I am.
00:21:30Alright, fine. Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:35You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:40You know what? You're right. I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and...
00:21:46I was going to call Barney, in fact.
00:21:49Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:51I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:54That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just... I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:03I get it. Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:07I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:15I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:19I get it. Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:24I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:28What if I did want you back?
00:22:30I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:32I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:34Fine. I'll...
00:22:37I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar. Happy now?
00:22:41Challenge accepted.
00:22:45Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:47No, it's fine. I'll get anywhere.
00:23:09Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:11Jim? None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:14I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:16What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:18I'm staying with a friend, you idiot. Remember? After you so kindly kicked me out.
00:23:23Right. A friend. Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:27You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:31You know what? You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:35Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:46You okay?
00:23:53You okay?
00:24:04You okay?
00:24:14Sir, please step away.
00:24:16Get the fuck...
00:24:17Who the fuck are you guys? Get out of my way!
00:24:25You son of a bitch!
00:24:26Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot. Now look what you made me do.
00:24:29Me? You're the one who...
00:24:30Who the fuck are you guys? Get out of my way.
00:24:37Dammit!
00:24:43Ah, okay.
00:24:45So that's when you should get out of here, Lois.
00:24:56Hey, Sin. I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:01No problem.
00:25:04I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:09Oh, wait.
00:25:10Wait.
00:25:11Really, Clark? You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:14Lois, I'm just saying. You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:18You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:20Pull over, please.
00:25:23I'm getting out.
00:25:33Mr. Cavill.
00:25:35Why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:41Follow her. Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:49It's me.
00:25:50I need you to look into Jim Kirby. I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:54No stone left unturned.
00:26:02Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:07I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:10What is it this time?
00:26:11You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:16Oh, and it's live.
00:26:18Live?
00:26:19Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:21No time. Here's the list.
00:26:24Live in five. Don't screw this up.
00:26:41Good morning, everyone. I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:47It's great to be here.
00:26:48Adjust the camera, Lois. I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:53A little lower.
00:26:59This is perfect, girl.
00:27:11Stella, are you serious? I can't ask him these. They're so inappropriate.
00:27:16That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:18So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:26So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:34Care to comment?
00:27:37What the hell did you just say?
00:27:39I...
00:27:42I'm gonna get a major problem. You need to see this now.
00:27:50Did you know about this?
00:27:52Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:01I'm gonna get a major problem. You need to see this now.
00:28:09Did you know about this?
00:28:11Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:15No, I was...
00:28:16Save it. We all saw you messing with that camera. This is slander.
00:28:19No, Stella, please tell them. It wasn't my idea.
00:28:23Grab her.
00:28:24No.
00:28:25You're not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:27No, just please let me explain.
00:28:39Don't touch her.
00:28:47Don't touch her.
00:29:03Jace, we're leaving now.
00:29:06Jace, we're leaving now.
00:29:09Oh, are you alright?
00:29:18Let's go.
00:29:25Sit down.
00:29:31You're okay. Here.
00:29:35Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:46What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:52What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:54Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:56My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:00You're fired. Grab your things and go.
00:30:03Please.
00:30:04Sir, I can't lose this job. My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:06That's not my problem. Get out.
00:30:08Wait. No, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:12Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:17Alright.
00:30:19But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:21Understood?
00:30:24Okay, go.
00:30:26Um, thanks again.
00:30:29Close.
00:30:31You need to be more careful.
00:30:33You're way too trusting. That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:35Really? That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:38Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:55I love you.
00:31:14Lane, we shouldn't. Not here.
00:31:16Why not? I own the place, remember?
00:31:26I love you.
00:31:32Alright, listen up everyone. I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:36Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:39And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him.
00:31:42Documenting every moment.
00:31:44The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house.
00:31:46And work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:31:52Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:56The closer I keep you, the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:32:02Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:07I'll do it, Mr. Cavill. I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:12Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:15Lois, I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:22Mr. Cavill, Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:26I have far more experience.
00:32:28My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:32Miss Kane, what do you say?
00:32:39Clark, I know you're trying to protect me, but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:43Yeah, I do.
00:32:45So, Lois, what's it going to be?
00:32:48The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:32:54It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:09I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:15Lois, if you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:21Lois, if you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:27Don't. We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:34Alright, I'll do it.
00:33:38First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:33:42There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:45Alright everyone, back to work.
00:33:49Jim, it's me. I need a favor.
00:33:54Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:58I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:02So, about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:34:07What about it?
00:34:09You're coming with me. As part of the crew.
00:34:12Clark, I don't think that's going to...
00:34:14My team will help you get ready. It's all part of the documentary.
00:34:19Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:39So, spill it. What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:44Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues.
00:34:48Sure. Colleagues. Got it.
00:34:53You know, it's kind of sad. I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:57Heard him once totally wasted swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:35:00He was a mess.
00:35:02After all this time, he's still...
00:35:28You. You look good.
00:35:33And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:36You ready to go?
00:35:38Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:42I've been thinking a lot about it and I think I might want to...
00:35:46There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:49I'm sorry.
00:35:51I'm sorry.
00:35:53I'm sorry.
00:35:55There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:57I'm sorry.
00:36:00I can't do this.
00:36:02It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:06I'm sorry.
00:36:23How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shindig, Lois?
00:36:29What, did you, uh, find yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:33Seriously, Jim, you're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:39I don't know. Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:36:43Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:45No, but...
00:36:46Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:48No, that's not what's going on.
00:36:50Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:00Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:01No, that's not what's going on.
00:37:03Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:05Okay, okay, you guys. Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:07How about the fact that little Ms. Kirby has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:12What? That's absurd!
00:37:14Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:16Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:18How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:20He's lying. It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:24Okay, Lois, if that's so.
00:37:26I have proof. I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:30Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:32Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:36She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:39Oh, God. What if it's Clark?
00:37:44I have proof. I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:47Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:49Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:53She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:00That's a driver, you idiot. He was driving me to work.
00:38:06Stop lying, Lois, okay? I saw you leave his house.
00:38:10Let me off of me.
00:38:20Back off. That's enough.
00:38:22I'm the one you're looking for. I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:26Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:33That's enough. I'm the one you're looking for. I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:37Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:45Yes. Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college.
00:38:49She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:38:54I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:58Is that the reason why she's been sitting with you a lot lately?
00:39:01Yes. She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:10Mr. Kirby, do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:15Mr. Kirby, do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:20Mr. Kirby, do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:25Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:30You know how it is with exes. Things get heated.
00:39:34Is that so?
00:39:36But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:38My company and your movie. I want to work with you.
00:39:42In your movie. I want to work with you.
00:39:44Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:49Okay, what are you talking about?
00:39:51Listen to me very closely. I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:54I will never do business with your company.
00:40:00You got that? Not now, and not ever.
00:40:12Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:40:25I will never do business with your company.
00:40:34Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:40:37So that's how it is, huh? Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:40:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:48They must have some sort of arrangement. That's the only explanation.
00:40:57Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is. Now.
00:41:00Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:41:07You okay?
00:41:09Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:15I meant what I said, Lois. I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:21Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:23The control or the humiliation?
00:41:29I don't know.
00:41:31The control or the humiliation?
00:41:37It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:41The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:43And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:47He hit you?
00:41:51Lois, that will never happen again.
00:41:55I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:26Come in.
00:42:32One second.
00:42:34Mr. Cavill? I need to touch up here.
00:42:37Oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:42:39Nonsense! You can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:42Lily, you don't need to.
00:42:44Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:43:01There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect as always.
00:43:05Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:13Are you okay?
00:43:15Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:43:21Wow, I miss this.
00:43:23I know.
00:43:25I know.
00:43:27I know.
00:43:29Wow, I miss this.
00:43:31Being with you.
00:43:33Me too.
00:43:35You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:39I'm sorry.
00:43:56Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:02Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:05I'm sorry. I gotta go.
00:44:07You'll be fine. Go knock on the door.
00:44:14Good luck.
00:44:15Thanks.
00:44:16Well, you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:18Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:24Listen, Lewis. I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:29I'm sorry.
00:44:31For what I did back then.
00:44:33Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:35Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:36No, please. Let me finish.
00:44:38I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:41I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:45Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:47Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:49Maybe career-wise, but...
00:44:52Lewis, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:57I know it's not my place.
00:45:00But you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:06I know it's not my place.
00:45:08But you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:10Yeah, but Barney...
00:45:12If he finds out the truth about our breakup...
00:45:15I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:18You're like a brother to him.
00:45:20And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:22He deserves the truth.
00:45:25And you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:28There were so many nights...
00:45:31He'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:35And during the toughest times in his career...
00:45:38He'd always...
00:45:40He'd always say, I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:43For Lewis.
00:45:45You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:48Okay, Barney.
00:45:50Okay, you're right.
00:45:52Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:54I'm gonna tell him and...
00:45:55No more running, no more hiding.
00:45:57Thank you, Lewis.
00:45:59For fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:06And the award for best actor goes to...
00:46:09Clark Heddale.
00:46:17Wow, this is...
00:46:19This is incredible.
00:46:20Thank you all so much.
00:46:22I...
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00:46:33Thank you all so much.
00:46:35I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:46:38Someone very special to me.
00:46:44Oh, my God!
00:46:45What the hell?
00:46:47What is...
00:46:49Oh, my God!
00:46:56Uh...
00:46:57How long have you been seeing Lewis Kane?
00:47:01Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
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00:47:44So, why did you break up?
00:47:47So, why did you break up?
00:47:54Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:57I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:03My mistake was that I didn't fight for her.
00:48:06I should have fought for her, for us.
00:48:09Oh God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:13Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:17I never stopped.
00:48:18Will you take me back?
00:48:22Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big ol' kiss.
00:48:27Don't you?
00:48:28Yes!
00:48:29Yeah!
00:48:30Come on!
00:48:31Well, what are you waiting for?
00:48:33Go get your man!
00:48:44To true love.
00:48:55Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:14Clark!
00:49:15Clark!
00:49:16It's Lois.
00:49:17Barney?
00:49:18What?
00:49:19Barney, what happened?
00:49:20Where's Lois?
00:49:21I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:22What?
00:49:23What?
00:49:24Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:27What?
00:49:28What?
00:49:29What?
00:49:30What?
00:49:31What?
00:49:32What?
00:49:33What?
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00:49:41What?
00:49:42What?
00:49:43What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:07Find the security footage, now!
00:50:09Sir?
00:50:10If you caught her trying to sneak out the back, she had this.
00:50:18Stella?
00:50:26Stella?
00:50:30What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois?
00:50:33I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:35Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little sidekick. Start talking!
00:50:41Oh, please. How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:46Think about it, Clark. Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:51Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:56Face it. She chose Jim over you.
00:51:01She doesn't love you.
00:51:03Stop lying to yourself!
00:51:11She doesn't love you.
00:51:14Stop lying to yourself!
00:51:22I doubted Lois once. I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:40I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again. I'm choosing to believe in her. I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:51Can you believe this guy, Lois? He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:55Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:52:03I love you too, Clark.
00:52:05Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will find you.
00:52:12I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off with him again.
00:52:16You're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me. I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:22Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending, Lois, then I guess I'll just have to settle for you and me and you.
00:52:28I'm not your puppet anymore.
00:52:34You're going to regret that.
00:52:59No.
00:53:12Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:53:19If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:22Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim, but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:42Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:53:53Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:01I can see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:12Lois! Lois! Are you okay?
00:54:16Oh my gosh. This isn't over!
00:54:18Lois, come on. Wake up.
00:54:48Hey, beautiful.
00:54:50Clark?
00:54:52Lois, there's something you need to know.
00:54:56Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:07I'm pregnant?
00:55:12I'm pregnant?
00:55:15Yes. Yes.
00:55:18Hey.
00:55:25After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:30Yeah?
00:55:32Will you take me back? For good?
00:55:36Yes. Yes, of course, Clark. Of course.
00:55:42Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:44Anything.
00:55:46Lois came.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53Yes! Clark, a thousand times yes, of course!
00:55:59Oh my God. It's beautiful, Clark.
00:56:03Look, please. Please try to understand.
00:56:06Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay? He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:14I'm going to need a best man, my wife.
00:56:17You in?
00:56:19I'm in.
00:56:21I'm in.
00:56:23I'm in.
00:56:25I'm in.
00:56:27I'm in.
00:56:29I'm in.
00:56:30You in?
00:56:52Clark. Oh, you made my favorite. Just like in college.
00:56:56I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:01Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:04Clark Goodell has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:08Oh my God.
00:57:10Oh my God. Congratulations, babe.
00:57:13In other news, sources close to Goodell have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:57:23What the hell?
00:57:30Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Kane is only with you for your money?
00:57:50Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:52If I may.
00:58:00I have to set the record straight.
00:58:02Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:08I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:11So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:18But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:25She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:30I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:34Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:37Let them be happy together.
00:58:40They deserve it.
00:58:41They deserve it.
00:58:50Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:53Let's talk about this.
00:58:55Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:57This man has just ruined everything.
00:59:00Look, I hear you.
00:59:03Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:05Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:08I want you to work with me in my next movie.
00:59:11Close.
00:59:13Okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:15Let's make it official.
00:59:17I've got a contract right here.
00:59:20If you sign it, we've got a deal.
00:59:32Freeze!
00:59:42And the Oscar goes to Clark Cavill.
01:00:00Wow, wow.
01:00:02Thank you everybody so much, truly.
01:00:04I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:08This is truly an experience of a lifetime.
01:00:09And it means a lot to me.
01:00:13But none of this would have been possible without one thing.
01:00:17And that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:21And that person...
01:00:26And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:30Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:35And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:39And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:46And I've decided to move into producing in order to spend more time with my loved ones, my family, and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:55That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:02Thank you everyone again.