The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Movie
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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:26With my best friend?
00:00:28Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:36Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:41Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:46Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:52I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me? A knife in my back?
00:01:01The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:03Stop! You're insane!
00:01:05Get off of me!
00:01:13You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:20And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:29Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life.
00:01:34You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:36Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now.
00:01:42He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:03That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:04Got it.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:06Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:18Oh my god, Lois. What happened?
00:02:21It's Jim. He cheated and he kicked me out.
00:02:26Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.
00:02:33Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need.
00:02:42Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:47How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:49You miss him?
00:02:50No, no. I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:02:56He's um...
00:03:13Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:27Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:32Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here tonight.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:52I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:56Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:02I'm okay with that.
00:04:03Yeah?
00:04:12So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:23Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:28This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney, that's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:37They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:52Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark, we're done.
00:05:01Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:02I found it for someone else.
00:05:08I thought you loved me.
00:05:11So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:14What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:17But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:21What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish, rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:27Lois, you're better than that!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:52Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:05:55Hi.
00:05:58It appears you have company.
00:06:01I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:04I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:07Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:11I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:14Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:18And here I am.
00:06:21Kicked out by a cheater, and a liar, and a jerk.
00:06:26Way to go, Lois.
00:06:48Cain! You are late!
00:06:51Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help.
00:07:09By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:12That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:14And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:17Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:23This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:26Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look who it is.
00:07:30She's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:37Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:47Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:50And now, you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:53Must be tough, huh?
00:07:56And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:09You'll be out of here for good.
00:08:22Damn it, Stella!
00:08:24Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:27Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:29Wait, ten minutes? But who's even-
00:08:31Owen, he's a handful.
00:08:33Good luck with that.
00:08:39First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:47Hello? Ground Control to Major Cain.
00:08:52I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:55Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:00Hello?
00:09:02I apologize, Mr. Cabell. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:06My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:10You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:16Right, of course, yes.
00:09:18The main characters, they go through a rough relationship,
00:09:22and their love goes through...
00:09:24Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:28Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:43Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47Why is she sulked? Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:51Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:54I appreciate your advice.
00:09:56If I may, it's clear Miss Cain is completely unprofessional.
00:10:04She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:09Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:14Don't touch her!
00:10:19Don't touch her!
00:10:21Close.
00:10:23Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:25Thank you for your time.
00:10:27What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:30What?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:35Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:00Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:02I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:04It still hurts to think about you, though.
00:11:07The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:09Clark, I...
00:11:11You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:15I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:18Please. Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:21I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:24Lois.
00:11:29Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:55God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:58Listen up, everyone.
00:12:00Big, huge news.
00:12:02Our magazine's been acquired, and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:06So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois?
00:12:13Maybe try to look a little more... presentable?
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:21Save it. Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:24We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:37Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:39Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:44Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:49What the hell?
00:12:52Hello? Hello?
00:12:54Anyone out there? Hello?
00:12:58Oh, God.
00:13:08Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:12Oh, my God.
00:13:14Oh, my God.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Please don't. Please don't.
00:13:20Lois. Lois.
00:13:22Hey, Lois.
00:13:24Look at me. I'm right here.
00:13:26Hey, it's okay.
00:13:28I'm right here with you.
00:13:30Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it. You're okay.
00:13:36Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:38With Lois?
00:13:40I told you they had a thing.
00:13:48Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:50You didn't.
00:13:52What's happening?
00:13:54Lois Kane.
00:13:56You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:13:59You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:01You're under arrest for defamation.
00:14:03You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What? That's insane.
00:14:07I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane.
00:14:13You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What? That's insane.
00:14:17I didn't write that.
00:14:19I am so sorry, Mr. Cabella.
00:14:21I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:27Save it for the judges.
00:14:29Let go. No.
00:14:31I said let her go.
00:14:33I said let her go.
00:14:35I've already handled this.
00:14:37Ladies and gentlemen,
00:14:39I have an announcement.
00:14:41As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner
00:14:43of Daily Globe.
00:14:45Holy shit.
00:14:47He's my boss now?
00:14:49And,
00:14:51as the new owner,
00:14:53I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:57As the new owner,
00:14:59I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:01What the hell is he up to?
00:15:03Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:05It says it was published around the same time
00:15:07Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:09Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:11Maybe.
00:15:13Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:15Well, let's check the security footage
00:15:17then, shall we?
00:15:19That'll clear things up.
00:15:21Mr. Cavill, the security system's been compromised.
00:15:23All of the footage is gone.
00:15:29Hello?
00:15:31Trace the IP address
00:15:33back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:35I need answers now.
00:15:37What?
00:15:39The one who sent the photos
00:15:41and the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:43Jim?
00:15:45That scumbag
00:15:47and his mistress.
00:15:49Not again.
00:15:53Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:55Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:57Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:01I mean...
00:16:03Why do you have to involve
00:16:05the cops in this?
00:16:09It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:11Well, I can
00:16:13issue a statement
00:16:15saying that we were hacked
00:16:17and the article is fake.
00:16:19Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:23One more thing.
00:16:25One more thing.
00:16:29Why exactly were Lois and I trapped
00:16:31in that storage room?
00:16:37I went in there to make a private phone call
00:16:39and she happened to walk in.
00:16:41But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:45Clearly, somebody here
00:16:47is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:49rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:51Clearly, somebody here
00:16:53is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:55rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:01Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in
00:17:03and...
00:17:05tackle these issues.
00:17:07But, Mr. Cavell, I swear, I...
00:17:09Honey, I strongly suggest
00:17:11you get your staff under control.
00:17:13This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:17Understood.
00:17:19Understood.
00:17:25That's all for now.
00:17:31I've been waiting
00:17:33a long time for this.
00:17:35Lois.
00:17:41He's up to something.
00:17:43And whatever it is,
00:17:45it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please.
00:17:51Make it strong.
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:55We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:57Oh, sorry.
00:17:59Sorry, Sam.
00:18:01Excuse me.
00:18:03Sorry, Sam.
00:18:05Excuse me.
00:18:19So...
00:18:21Thanks for the save back there.
00:18:23No problem.
00:18:25So, uh...
00:18:27What's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:29Um...
00:18:31I'm with my best friend.
00:18:33We're divorced now.
00:18:35I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:37Just for now.
00:18:39So, uh...
00:18:41Going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:43Karma's a bitch.
00:18:45That's not what happened.
00:18:47But I have some money in vodka now, too.
00:18:51I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:55So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:57Go to hell, Clark.
00:18:59I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:01Oh, really?
00:19:03Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:05I remember every detail.
00:19:07You don't know the half of it.
00:19:09Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:11I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:13It'd destroy him
00:19:15and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:17That's what I thought.
00:19:19You just left
00:19:21just like that.
00:19:27I'm sorry.
00:19:29Be mine, Lois.
00:19:31Remember that.
00:19:59Damn it.
00:20:29I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:31What do you want, Clark?
00:20:33Lois,
00:20:35I want you to move in with me.
00:20:37Really?
00:20:39You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:41After everything between us?
00:20:43I know, I know.
00:20:45But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:47Just something simpler.
00:20:49No strings attached.
00:20:51Just us.
00:20:53That's insane.
00:20:55Lois, you owe me.
00:20:57Lois, you owe me.
00:20:59After everything we've been through?
00:21:01But I didn't...
00:21:03Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:05What about the paparazzi?
00:21:07Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:09I'm under the radar here.
00:21:11I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:13No one knows who I am.
00:21:17I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:19No one knows who I am.
00:21:21What about the paparazzi
00:21:23sniffing around your place?
00:21:25I'm under the radar here, okay?
00:21:27I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:29No one knows who I am here.
00:21:31Alright, fine.
00:21:33Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:35And...
00:21:37You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:39it could ruin your career.
00:21:41You know what?
00:21:43You're right.
00:21:45I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and...
00:21:47I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:49Clark, stop!
00:21:51Be serious.
00:21:53I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you work so hard for.
00:21:55That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just...
00:21:59I don't want to be the reason
00:22:01you lose everything that you work so hard for.
00:22:03I get it.
00:22:05Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:09I just have one more question,
00:22:11just for fun.
00:22:15I don't want to be the reason
00:22:17you lose everything that you work so hard for.
00:22:19I get it.
00:22:21Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:25I just have one more question,
00:22:27just for fun.
00:22:29What if I did want you back?
00:22:31I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:33I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:35Fine. I'll...
00:22:37I'll take you back
00:22:39the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:41Happy now?
00:22:43Challenge accepted.
00:22:47Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:49It's fine. I'll get anywhere.
00:23:11Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:13Jim? None of your business.
00:23:15Get lost.
00:23:17What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:19I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:21Remember? After you so kindly
00:23:23kicked me out?
00:23:25Right. A friend. Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:27You've got some nerve
00:23:29accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:31You know what?
00:23:33You're just so desperate to find anyone
00:23:35who'd fake-like your performance.
00:23:37Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:47You okay?
00:23:53You okay?
00:24:03You okay?
00:24:13Sir, please step away.
00:24:15What?
00:24:17Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:19Get out of my way!
00:24:25You son of a bitch!
00:24:27Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:29Now look what you made me do.
00:24:31Fuck. Let's go.
00:24:37Damn it!
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:45So that's who you should get out of here, Lois.
00:24:55Hey.
00:24:57Sin.
00:24:59I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:01No problem.
00:25:05I mean, it's not like you left me
00:25:07for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:09Oh, wait.
00:25:11Really, Clark?
00:25:13You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:15Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:17You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:19You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:21Pull over, please.
00:25:23I'm getting out.
00:25:33Mr. Cavell.
00:25:35Why would you say something like that
00:25:37if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:41Follow her.
00:25:43Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:49It's me.
00:25:51I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:53I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:55No stone left unturned.
00:26:01Well, well, well.
00:26:03Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:05I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:07What is it this time?
00:26:09You're going to be interviewing
00:26:11that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:13Oh, and it's live.
00:26:15Live?
00:26:17Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:19No time.
00:26:21Here's the list.
00:26:23Live in five.
00:26:25Don't screw this up.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:43Good morning, everyone.
00:26:45I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by
00:26:47singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:49It's great to be here.
00:26:51Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:53I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:55A little lower.
00:26:57Ha.
00:27:01This is perfect, girl.
00:27:11Stella,
00:27:13are you serious?
00:27:15I can't ask him these. They're so inappropriate.
00:27:17That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:19So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get
00:27:21fired or blacklisted from every
00:27:23media outlet in this city.
00:27:25Hmm.
00:27:27So, Jace,
00:27:29rumors are spreading that your last album
00:27:31tanked because you were
00:27:33sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:35Care to comment?
00:27:37What the hell did you just say?
00:27:39I...
00:27:43We've got a major problem.
00:27:45You need to see us now.
00:27:51Did you know about this?
00:27:53Was this your plan all along
00:27:55to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:01We've got a major problem.
00:28:03You need to see us now.
00:28:11Did you know about this?
00:28:13Was this your plan all along
00:28:15to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:17No, I... Save it.
00:28:19We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:21Stand her.
00:28:23Stella, please tell them it wasn't my idea.
00:28:25Grab her.
00:28:27She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:29Just please let me explain.
00:28:41Don't touch her.
00:28:43Don't touch her.
00:28:51Don't touch her.
00:29:09Jace, we're leaving now.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:19Let's go.
00:29:27Sit down.
00:29:33You're okay. Here.
00:29:37Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:47What the hell were you thinking
00:29:49pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:53What the hell were you thinking
00:29:55pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:57Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:59My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:01You're fired.
00:30:03Grab your things and go.
00:30:05Please.
00:30:07Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:09No, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:11Please,
00:30:13just give her another chance.
00:30:17Alright.
00:30:19But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:21Understood?
00:30:23Okay, go.
00:30:31Um...
00:30:33Thanks again.
00:30:35Lois, you need to be more careful.
00:30:37You're way too trusting.
00:30:39That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:41Really? That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:43Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:07Please.
00:31:15We shouldn't. Not here.
00:31:17Why not? I own the place, remember?
00:31:33Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:35I have an important opportunity to announce.
00:31:37Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary
00:31:39and he needs one of our journalists
00:31:41to shadow him,
00:31:43documenting every moment.
00:31:45The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:31:47and work alongside him 24-7
00:31:49until the documentary is completed.
00:31:51Afterward,
00:31:53they'll write an exclusive piece
00:31:55on the entire experience.
00:31:57The closer I keep you, the less chance you have
00:31:59of getting hurt last night.
00:32:01Afterward,
00:32:03they'll write an exclusive piece
00:32:05on the entire experience.
00:32:07I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:09I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:11Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:15Lois,
00:32:17I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:23Mr. Cavill, Lois's background
00:32:25is in finance.
00:32:27I have far more experience.
00:32:29My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:33Miss Kane,
00:32:35what do you say?
00:32:39Clark, I know you're trying to protect me,
00:32:41but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:43I mean, after all...
00:32:45So, Lois,
00:32:47what's it gonna be?
00:32:49The more time we spend together,
00:32:51the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:32:55It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:59but I don't believe
00:33:01I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:09I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:33:11but I don't believe
00:33:13I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:15Lois,
00:33:17if you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:19I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:21Lois,
00:33:23if you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:25I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:27If you don't, we cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:33All right.
00:33:35I'll do it.
00:33:37First the storage room incident,
00:33:39then last night.
00:33:41There's definitely something
00:33:43going on between these two.
00:33:45All right, everyone.
00:33:47Back to work.
00:33:49Jim,
00:33:51it's me.
00:33:53I'm sure.
00:33:55Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:59I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:09So, about tonight's award ceremony.
00:34:13What about it?
00:34:15You're coming with me.
00:34:17As part of my crew.
00:34:19Clark, I don't think that's good idea.
00:34:21It's all part of the documentary.
00:34:25Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:39So,
00:34:41spill it.
00:34:43What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:45Oh, um, no.
00:34:47We're just colleagues.
00:34:49Got it.
00:34:53You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:55I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:57Heard him once totally wasted
00:34:59swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:35:01He was a mess.
00:35:03After all this time,
00:35:05he's still...
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:37You...
00:35:39You look good.
00:35:43You look stunning, as always.
00:35:45You ready to go?
00:35:47Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:51I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:53and I think I might want to...
00:35:55There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:57What's up, man?
00:36:01I can't do this.
00:36:03It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:17How'd you manage to snag an invite
00:36:19to this shit, Nick Lois?
00:36:23What, did you, uh,
00:36:25land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:29Seriously, Jim?
00:36:31You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:35I don't know.
00:36:37Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:39while we were married?
00:36:41Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:43No, but...
00:36:45No, but...
00:36:47Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:49No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:51Miss Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:59Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:01No, no, that's not what...
00:37:03Miss Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:37:05Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:07Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:09How about the fact that little Miss Kirby
00:37:11has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:13Sir!
00:37:15Miss Kane, is this true?
00:37:17Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:19How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:21He's lying.
00:37:23It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:25Okay, Lois, if that's so.
00:37:27I have proof.
00:37:29I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:31Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:33Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:37She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:39ever since we've been married.
00:37:41That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:43He was driving me to work.
00:37:47Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:37:49I saw you leave his house.
00:37:51Let me off of me.
00:37:53Let me off of me.
00:37:55Let me off of me.
00:37:57Let me off of me.
00:37:59Let me off of me.
00:38:01Let me off of me.
00:38:03Let me off of me.
00:38:05Let me off of me.
00:38:07Let me off of me.
00:38:09I saw you leave his house.
00:38:11Let me off of me.
00:38:21Back off.
00:38:23That's enough.
00:38:25I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:27I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:29Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:38:33That's enough.
00:38:35I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:37I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:39Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:47Lois and I go way back when we were
00:38:49classmates in college.
00:38:51She's an incredibly talented journalist
00:38:53and that is why when I started making my documentary
00:38:55I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:57to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:59Is that the reason why she's been
00:39:01standing with you a lot lately?
00:39:03Yes.
00:39:05Mr. Kirby,
00:39:07do you have an issue
00:39:09with who I work with?
00:39:11Mr. Kirby,
00:39:13do you have an issue
00:39:15with who I work with?
00:39:17Mr. Kirby,
00:39:19do you have an issue
00:39:21with who I work with?
00:39:23Look, Mr. Cavill,
00:39:25I'm really sorry
00:39:27about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:29You know how it is
00:39:31with exes.
00:39:33You know how it is with exes.
00:39:35Things get heated.
00:39:37Is that so?
00:39:39But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:41My company and your movie.
00:39:43I want to work with you.
00:39:45Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:49Oh, okay.
00:39:51Listen to me very closely.
00:39:53I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:55I will never do business with your company.
00:39:59You got that?
00:40:01Now and not ever.
00:40:11Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:25I will never do business
00:40:27with your company.
00:40:31Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:37So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:39Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:40:43I am Clark Cavill.
00:40:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:47I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:49They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:51That's the only explanation.
00:40:57Find them.
00:41:00Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is.
00:41:02Now.
00:41:04Understood, Mr. Cavill.
00:41:14You okay?
00:41:16Clark.
00:41:18If you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:22I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:24I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:27Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:29The control?
00:41:31The humiliation?
00:41:36It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:40The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:42And then sometimes when he would get really mad,
00:41:44he would just...
00:41:46He hit you?
00:41:50Close.
00:41:52That will never happen again.
00:41:54I swear, as long as I'm with you,
00:41:56no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:58Okay.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:25Who that? Who that?
00:42:31One second.
00:42:33Mr. Cavill?
00:42:35I need to catch up here.
00:42:37Oh, oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:42:39Nonsense. Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:42Really? You don't need to.
00:42:44Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:42:50Action.
00:42:54Action.
00:43:10There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect as always.
00:43:14Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:16Okay.
00:43:22You okay?
00:43:24Yeah. Yeah, that was close.
00:43:30Wow, I miss this.
00:43:32Being with you.
00:43:34Me too.
00:43:36You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:47Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:49The show's about to start.
00:43:53Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:55The show's about to start.
00:43:57I'm sorry. I gotta get going.
00:43:59I'll be fine.
00:44:01Go knock on the door.
00:44:07Good luck.
00:44:09Thanks.
00:44:12Good luck.
00:44:14Bye. You might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:16Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:22Listen, Lewis,
00:44:24I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:26I'm sorry.
00:44:28For what I did back then.
00:44:30Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:32Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:34No, please, let me finish.
00:44:36I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:38I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:40I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:44Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:46Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:48Maybe career-wise, but
00:44:50Lewis, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:56I know it's not my place,
00:44:58but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:04I know it's not my place,
00:45:06but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:08I know it's not my place,
00:45:10but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:12Yeah, but Barney,
00:45:14if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:45:16I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:18You're like a brother to him.
00:45:20And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:22He deserves the truth.
00:45:24And you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:28There were so many nights
00:45:30he'd get drunk and just
00:45:32call out your name over and over.
00:45:34And during the toughest times
00:45:36in his career,
00:45:38he'd always say,
00:45:40I'm going to make it big for her.
00:45:42For Lewis.
00:45:44You were his motivation, though,
00:45:46even when you weren't there.
00:45:48Okay, Barney.
00:45:50Okay, you're right.
00:45:52Look, after the ceremony, I'm going to tell him.
00:45:54I'm going to tell him no more running,
00:45:56no more hiding.
00:45:58Thank you, Lewis, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:04And the award for best actor goes to Clark Goldilocks.
00:46:27You did it!
00:46:29This is incredible.
00:46:31Thank you all so much.
00:46:33all so much. I actually want to dedicate this award to someone. Someone very special to me.
00:46:43Oh my god! What the hell?
00:46:46Oh my god!
00:47:08Uh... How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:47:12Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer? Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:23Okay. Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:47:29I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me. To support my
00:47:34dream. She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself. Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:43So, why did you break up?
00:47:52So, why did you break up? Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding.
00:47:57I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:03My mistake was I didn't fight for her. I should have fought for her, for us.
00:48:09Oh god, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:13Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I never stopped. Will you take me back?
00:48:21Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss. Don't you?
00:48:31Well, what are you waiting for? Go get your man!
00:48:38To true love.
00:48:54Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:09Clark, Clark, it's Lois. Barney? What? Barney, what happened? Where's Lois? I think,
00:49:23I think she's been kidnapped. What?
00:49:32What? Someone dropped me when I woke up.
00:49:38So,
00:49:48so,
00:50:05what? Find the security footage, now! Sir, we caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:50:13She had this.
00:50:18Stella?
00:50:26Stella?
00:50:30What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois? I have no idea what you're talking about. Cut
00:50:36the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little sidekick. Start talking.
00:50:42Oh, please. How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:47Think about it, Clark. Her ex-husband whisks her away. Sounds like they're after your cash,
00:50:53if you ask me. Face it. She chose Jim over you. She doesn't love you. Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:06She doesn't love you. Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:16I doubted Lois once. I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her
00:51:20because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:36I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again. I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:49I will not let you stand in the way or anything. Can you believe this guy, Lois? He's actually
00:51:53doubling down on his bullshit. Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have,
00:52:00and I always will. I will find you. I love you too, Clark.
00:52:09Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have, and I always will. I will find you.
00:52:16I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off with him again.
00:52:20You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me. I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:26Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending,
00:52:31I guess I'll just have to settle for you and you.
00:52:40I'm not your puppet.
00:52:48You're gonna regret that.
00:52:55So,
00:53:12Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:53:19If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:23I promise.
00:53:27Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim, but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:43Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:53:53I can see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:12Lois, Lois, are you okay? Oh my gosh, this isn't over.
00:54:19Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:49Hey, beautiful.
00:54:51Clark?
00:54:52Lois, there's something you need to know. Last night, the doctors came and
00:54:58they ran some tests on you while you're unconscious, and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:08I'm pregnant?
00:55:13I'm pregnant?
00:55:13Yes, yes.
00:55:25After all these years, I have a question for you. Will you take me back for good?
00:55:36Yes, yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:55:40I'm gonna have one more question.
00:55:44Anything.
00:55:47Lois Cain, will you marry me?
00:55:53Yes, Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:59Oh my god, it's beautiful, Clark.
00:56:10Look, please, please try to understand.
00:56:19Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay? He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:28I'm gonna need a best man, my boy.
00:56:31You in?
00:56:40Clark, oh, you made my favorite, just like in college.
00:56:56I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:58Breaking news in the entertainment world, Clark Goodville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:11Oh my god, oh my god, congratulations, babe.
00:57:15In other news, sources close to Goodville have made shocking allegations
00:57:21about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:57:25What the hell?
00:57:28Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:50Those allegations are completely false, if any.
00:57:58I have to set the record straight.
00:58:02Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:08I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:11So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:19But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:24She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:28I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:32Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:36Let them be happy together.
00:58:39They deserve it.
00:58:39Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:41Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:43Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:45Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:47Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:49Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:51Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:54Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:55Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:57This man has just ruined everything.
00:59:01Look, I hear you.
00:59:03Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:05Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:08I want you to work with me in my next movie.
00:59:11Lois, okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:15Let's make it official.
00:59:17I've got a contract right here.
00:59:20If you sign it, we've got a deal.
00:59:32Freeze!
00:59:42And the Oscar goes to Clark Cavill.
00:59:50Thank you so much.
01:00:00Wow, wow.
01:00:02Thank you, everybody, so much.
01:00:03Truly, I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:08This is truly an experience of a lifetime, and it means a lot to me.
01:00:13But none of this would have been possible without one thing,
01:00:17and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:21And that person...
01:00:26And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:31Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:36And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:40And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:45Oh, my God.
01:00:47And I've decided to move into producing in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:52my family, and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:56That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:03Thank you, everyone, again.