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00:00Oh
00:04Excuse me
00:06Hey, what's wrong?
00:08Nothing Gary. What's wrong with him? He's trying to bang that redheaded chick back there
00:12Let me give you some advice the first thing you say to her make it a compliment. You'll do right, okay?
00:18Go right now
00:20Okay
00:24Why don't you just ask about Sally dude she's in love with you like another ice cream sundae
00:30Oh, no, no, no Matt. No Matt. No every time I will give you clean as much cream as you want
00:38Okay, that's enough cream. That's enough. That's funny. Thank you
00:41I'm rich Megan, and I'm a relationship kind of person as am I I'm serious you two my parents are coming to town
00:51Great
00:55Greatest thing that's ever happened to me
00:57Oh
00:59What's the matter you usually kind of peppy well, I'd like this girl, and I'm ready to take the next step, but um
01:05I don't think she is
01:06It's a matter where you that hurt. No you're hurting me son think with this not with this
01:13See that no whipped cream Erica or Sally. I'm Erica you stupid
01:21You Erica or Sally I
01:23Want to take care of you and get you in the right direction
01:26So you can have a love of your life that will never leave your heart, huh?
01:30Hey, I
01:33Love you
01:34No sex just a date
01:36Oh
01:52Now that was an awesome piss