The Oscar Winner is My Ex Full Movie
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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:07Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer, babe.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend.
00:00:30Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of Pelaya. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:55I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:05The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:09Get off me!
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:21Don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:30Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:37Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:03That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:04Got it.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:06Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark, he'll let me stay.
00:02:20Oh my God, Lois, what happened?
00:02:22It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and...
00:02:27Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight? I... look, I promise... I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:34Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need. Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:46How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:48You miss him?
00:02:50No. No, I... I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's, um...
00:03:10Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:27Oh my God, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:52I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:56Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:02I'm okay with that.
00:04:10So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:14Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney, that's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:52Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:59Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:02I found it for someone else.
00:05:08I thought you loved me.
00:05:11If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:14What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor. But Jim? Jim's rich.
00:05:19He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:21What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:27Lois, you're better than that!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:05:58Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:02Hi.
00:06:05It appears you have company. I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:13I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved, and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:28And here I am.
00:06:33Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:38Way to go, Lois.
00:06:42Kaine! You are late!
00:06:45Or have you forgotten you're not the big-shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:49Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:52I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:01There. That should do it.
00:07:04There. That should help.
00:07:07By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:10That department is on the chopping block, and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:14Last chance, Kaine. Don't screw this up.
00:07:18Listen up, everyone.
00:07:21This is Lois Kaine, your newest team member.
00:07:24Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:27She's... She's my new boss?
00:07:29I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:33Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:36Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:43Lost your dad, lost your man, and now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:49I don't know.
00:07:52Lost your dad, lost your man, and now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:57Must be tough, huh?
00:08:00And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:07I'm the new boss. You'll be out of here for good.
00:08:22Damn it, Stella!
00:08:24Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:27Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:29Wait, ten minutes? But who's gonna...
00:08:31Oh, and here's a pamphlet.
00:08:33Good luck with that.
00:08:42First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:45I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:47Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:49Hello? Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:08:57Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:02Hello?
00:09:03I apologize, Mr. Cavill. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:07My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:12You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:19The main characters, they go through a rough relationship,
00:09:23and their love goes through...
00:09:25Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:29Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:40Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:43Yeah.
00:09:44Why is she soaked?
00:09:46Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:48Definitely some tension there.
00:09:50I've never seen him like this.
00:09:52I appreciate your advice.
00:09:54If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:02She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Miss Kane.
00:10:07She can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:10Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here.
00:10:15Don't touch her!
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:22Close.
00:10:23Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:26Thank you for your time.
00:10:27What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:36Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:02Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:04I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:06It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:09The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:12Clark, I...
00:11:13You played me for years.
00:11:15From high school through college.
00:11:17I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:20Please.
00:11:21Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:23I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:26Lois.
00:11:35Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:55God.
00:11:56Did we really just kiss?
00:11:59Listen up, everyone.
00:12:00Big, huge news.
00:12:02Our magazine's been acquired, and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:06So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois?
00:12:13Maybe try to look a little more...
00:12:15Presentable?
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:20Save it.
00:12:21Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:24We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:33Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:35Let's sit until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:40Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:54What the hell?
00:12:57Hello?
00:12:58Hello?
00:13:00Hello?
00:13:01Hello?
00:13:02Anyone out there?
00:13:03Hello?
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:11Please, no.
00:13:15No, no, no, no.
00:13:17Please.
00:13:18Please, no.
00:13:19Lois.
00:13:20Lois.
00:13:21Hey.
00:13:22Lois.
00:13:24Look at me.
00:13:25Where are you?
00:13:27Hey, it's okay.
00:13:29Breathe.
00:13:33That's it.
00:13:34You're okay.
00:13:44Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:46With Lois?
00:13:47I told you they had a thing.
00:13:55Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:57You didn't.
00:13:59What's happening?
00:14:00Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06That's insane.
00:14:07I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16That's insane.
00:14:17I didn't write that.
00:14:18I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:20I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:26Save it for the judges.
00:14:28Wait.
00:14:29No.
00:14:30Wait.
00:14:31Let her go.
00:14:32No, I said let her go.
00:14:33I said let her go.
00:14:36I've already handled this.
00:14:38Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:40As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:46Holy shit.
00:14:47He's my boss now?
00:14:50And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:57As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:01What the hell is he up to?
00:15:03Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:05It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:08Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:11Maybe.
00:15:12Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:15Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:18That'll clear things up.
00:15:20Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:23All of the footage is gone.
00:15:27What?
00:15:33Hello?
00:15:34Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:36I need answers now.
00:15:39What?
00:15:41The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:45Jim?
00:15:47That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:49Not again.
00:15:50Not again.
00:15:54Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:56Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:59Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:04I mean...
00:16:06Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:11It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:15Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:21Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:26One more thing.
00:16:29Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:37I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:41But somehow the door locked behind her.
00:16:46Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:54Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:05Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:08Tackle these issues.
00:17:10But Mr. Cavell, I swear I had no idea...
00:17:11Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:14This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:19Understood.
00:17:24That's all for now.
00:17:31I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:34Lois.
00:17:36Lois.
00:17:41He's up to something.
00:17:43And whatever it is, it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:17:55Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:57I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:02Oh, sorry.
00:18:04Sorry, Sam.
00:18:06Cheers with me.
00:18:19So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:22No problem.
00:18:24So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:28Um...
00:18:29He cheated.
00:18:30With my best friend.
00:18:32We're divorced now.
00:18:34I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:35Just for now.
00:18:38So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:41Karma's a bitch.
00:18:43That's not what happened.
00:18:44But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:50I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:52So, I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:55Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:57Oh, really?
00:18:59Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:01I remember every detail.
00:19:03You don't know the half of it.
00:19:04Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:05Why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:07I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:09It'd destroy him.
00:19:11And ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:14That's what I thought.
00:19:16You're just left just like that.
00:19:18That's what I thought.
00:19:20You're just left just like that.
00:19:49You're mine, Lois.
00:19:51Remember that.
00:20:18Damn it.
00:20:26Damn it.
00:20:36I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:37What do you want, Clark?
00:20:40Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:44Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:46After everything between us.
00:20:47I know. I know.
00:20:49But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:51Just something simpler.
00:20:53No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:56That's insane.
00:20:57Lois, you owe me.
00:20:59After everything we've been through.
00:21:00But I didn't...
00:21:02Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:06What about the paparazzi?
00:21:07Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:09I'm under the radar here.
00:21:11I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:12No one knows who I am.
00:21:18I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:19No one knows who I am.
00:21:22What about the paparazzi?
00:21:23Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:25I'm under the radar here.
00:21:27I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:28No one knows who I am.
00:21:31Alright. Fine.
00:21:32Look, I'll move in with you.
00:21:33But only temporarily.
00:21:37You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:39it could ruin your career.
00:21:42You know what?
00:21:43You're right.
00:21:44I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now
00:21:46and, uh...
00:21:47I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:49Clark, stop!
00:21:50Be serious.
00:21:52I thought you wanted me to put our relationship
00:21:53ahead of my fame.
00:21:55That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just...
00:21:59I don't want to be the reason
00:22:01you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:04I get it.
00:22:06Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:09I just have one more question.
00:22:11Just for fun.
00:22:16What if I did want you back?
00:22:18I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:19I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:21Fine.
00:22:22I'll...
00:22:25I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:27Happy now?
00:22:29Challenge accepted.
00:22:32I'm sorry.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:36I'm sorry.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:38I'm sorry.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:40I'm sorry.
00:22:41I'm sorry.
00:22:42I'm sorry.
00:22:43I'm sorry.
00:22:44I'm sorry.
00:22:46Let me drive you to work at least.
00:22:48No, it's fine.
00:22:49I'll get a new car.
00:23:11Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:13Jim?
00:23:14None of your business.
00:23:15Get lost.
00:23:16I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:18What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:20I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:22Remember?
00:23:23After you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:25Right.
00:23:26A friend.
00:23:27Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:29You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:32You know what?
00:23:33You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:37Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:45You okay?
00:23:54You okay?
00:24:05You okay?
00:24:15Sir, will you step away?
00:24:17Get the fuck...
00:24:18Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:19Get out of my way.
00:24:26You son of a bitch!
00:24:27Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:29Now look what you made me do.
00:24:30Me? You're the one who...
00:24:31Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:32Let's go.
00:24:33Get out of my way.
00:24:38Dammit!
00:24:44Ah, okay.
00:24:46So that's your new sugar daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:57Hey, Sin.
00:25:00I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:03No problem.
00:25:06I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:11Oh, wait.
00:25:12Really, Clark?
00:25:13You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:15Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:17You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:19You know what?
00:25:20I don't need this.
00:25:21Pull over, please.
00:25:24I'm getting out.
00:25:33Mr. Cavill.
00:25:35Why would you say something like that
00:25:37if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:43Follow her.
00:25:45Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:51It's me.
00:25:52I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:54I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:56No stone left unturned.
00:26:05Well, well, well.
00:26:07Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:10I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:12What is it this time?
00:26:13You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:18Oh, and it's live.
00:26:20Live?
00:26:22Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:24No time.
00:26:25Here's the list.
00:26:26Live in five.
00:26:28Don't screw this up.
00:26:40Good morning, everyone.
00:26:41I'm Lois Kane,
00:26:42and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:46It's great to be here.
00:26:47Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:49I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:53A little lower.
00:26:58This is perfect, girl.
00:27:00Stella, are you serious?
00:27:02I can't ask him these.
00:27:03They're so inappropriate.
00:27:05That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:07So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:13Lois, I'm not doing this.
00:27:15I'm not doing it.
00:27:17I'm not doing it.
00:27:19I'm not doing it.
00:27:20I'm not doing it.
00:27:22I'm not doing it.
00:27:23I'm not doing it.
00:27:24I'm not doing it.
00:27:25I'm not doing it.
00:27:26from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:30So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked
00:27:34because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:38Care to comment?
00:27:41What the hell did you just say?
00:27:43I...
00:27:46We've got a major problem.
00:27:48You need to see us now.
00:27:49Did you know about this?
00:27:57Was this your plan all along,
00:27:58to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:08We've got a major problem.
00:28:10You need to see us now.
00:28:17Did you know about this?
00:28:19Was this your plan all along,
00:28:20to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:23No, I was...
00:28:24Save it.
00:28:25We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:26This is slander.
00:28:27No, Stella, please tell them.
00:28:29It wasn't my idea.
00:28:31Grab her.
00:28:32No.
00:28:33She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:34No, just please, let me explain.
00:28:47Don't touch her.
00:28:49Don't touch her.
00:28:58Don't touch her.
00:29:14Chase, we're leaving now.
00:29:17Lois, are you all right?
00:29:27Let's go.
00:29:34Sit down.
00:29:40You're okay.
00:29:41Here.
00:29:44Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:55What the hell were you thinking,
00:29:57pulling a stunt like that?
00:30:02Don't touch her.
00:30:05What the hell were you thinking,
00:30:07pulling a stunt like that?
00:30:08Mr. Conville, I swear it was a mistake.
00:30:11My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:14You're fired.
00:30:15Grab your things and go.
00:30:17Please, sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:20My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:21That's not my problem.
00:30:23Get out.
00:30:23Wait, no, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:27Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:33All right.
00:30:35But if anything like this happens again,
00:30:36you're both out.
00:30:38Understood?
00:30:41Go.
00:30:45Go.
00:30:51Thanks again.
00:30:54Lois,
00:30:56you need to be more careful.
00:30:58You're way too trusting
00:30:59that could get you into some trouble.
00:31:01Really?
00:31:02That's what you're going with right now?
00:31:04Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:16What the hell were you thinking,
00:31:17pulling a stunt like that?
00:31:19Mr. Conville, I swear it was a mistake.
00:31:23My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:31:26You're fired.
00:31:27Grab your things and go.
00:31:28Please, just give her another chance.
00:31:30My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:31:33You're fired.
00:31:34Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:36Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:38I'm sorry.
00:31:39I'm sorry.
00:31:40I'm sorry.
00:31:41I'm sorry.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43I'm sorry.
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:48Lane,
00:31:49we shouldn't,
00:31:50not here.
00:31:51Why shouldn't I?
00:31:52I don't know the place for an amour.
00:32:10All right, listen up everyone.
00:32:11I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:32:14Mr. Clark Kabil will be filming a new documentary,
00:32:18and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:32:21documenting every moment.
00:32:23The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:32:26and work alongside him 24-7
00:32:28until the documentary is completed.
00:32:31Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece
00:32:34on the entire experience.
00:32:36The closer I keep you,
00:32:37the less chance you have of getting hurt.
00:32:59Wayne, we shouldn't. Not here.
00:33:01Why not? I own the place, remember?
00:33:07What I live is the same stupid metaphor.
00:33:10I don't love you the same,
00:33:12no, I keep it slow, baby, it's fine.
00:33:18All right, listen up, everyone.
00:33:19I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:33:22Mr. Clark Kabil will be filming a new documentary,
00:33:25and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:33:28documenting every moment.
00:33:29The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:33:32and work alongside him 24-7
00:33:35until the documentary is completed.
00:33:37Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece
00:33:40on the entire experience.
00:33:42The closer I keep you,
00:33:43the less chance you have of getting hurt.
00:33:48I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:56I appreciate the offer, Mr. Kabil,
00:33:58but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:34:02Lois, if you don't take this opportunity,
00:34:05I will hand it to a competition on a silver platter.
00:34:08Lois, if you pass up this opportunity,
00:34:11I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:34:13If you don't, we cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:34:21All right, I'll do it.
00:34:24First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:34:28There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:34:32All right, everyone, back to work.
00:34:36Jim, it's me.
00:34:39I need a favor.
00:34:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Kabil.
00:34:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:55So, about tonight's awards ceremony...
00:34:59What about it?
00:35:01You're coming with me as partner.
00:35:04Clark, I don't think that's gonna...
00:35:06My team will help you get ready.
00:35:08It's all part of the documentary.
00:35:12Ladies, she's all yours.
00:35:26So, spill it.
00:35:28What? What's going on between you and Mr. Kabil?
00:35:31Oh, um...
00:35:33No, we're just colleagues.
00:35:35Sure. Colleagues. Got it.
00:35:40You know, it's kind of sad.
00:35:42I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:35:44Heard him once totally wasted,
00:35:46swearing he was gonna make it big to win her back.
00:35:48He was a mess.
00:35:49After all this time, he's still...
00:35:58Hey.
00:36:23You... You look good.
00:36:28And you look stunning, as always.
00:36:31You ready to go?
00:36:33Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:36:38I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to...
00:36:41There's my favorite power couple!
00:36:43What's up, man?
00:36:47I can't do this.
00:36:49It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:56The boss in the game, ain't nobody like me
00:36:58If you're looking for the sauce, I got the recipe
00:37:01Swag, it's so fierce, you can't even touch me
00:37:03Don't mess my revenge, my power, my speed
00:37:05No crown needed, my presence, it reigns
00:37:07In this world of swag, I bring it
00:37:09How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Big Lois?
00:37:15What, did you, uh, land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:37:20Seriously, Jim? You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:37:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:37:25Hmm, I don't know.
00:37:27Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:37:30Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:37:32No, but...
00:37:33Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:35No, that's not what's going on here.
00:37:37Miss Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:46Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:48No, no, that's not what...
00:37:50Miss Kane, can you explain any of these allegations?
00:37:52Okay, okay, you guys, do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:54How about the fact that little Miss Kirby has been cozying up
00:37:56with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:58What? That's absurd!
00:38:00Miss Kane, is this true?
00:38:02Who is the mystery guy?
00:38:04How long has this affair been happening?
00:38:06He's lying.
00:38:08It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:38:10Okay, Lois, if that's so...
00:38:12I have proof.
00:38:14I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:38:16Here's the proof, everyone.
00:38:18Here's the married bigwig that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:38:22Lois, she's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:38:24ever since we've been married.
00:38:26Oh, God. What if it's Clark?
00:38:30I have proof.
00:38:32I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:38:34Here's the proof, everyone.
00:38:36Here's the married bigwig that's been cozying up with Lois.
00:38:40She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:38:42ever since we've been married.
00:38:46That's a driver, you idiot.
00:38:48He was driving me to work.
00:38:52Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:38:54I saw you leave his house.
00:38:56Get off me.
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:06Back off.
00:39:08That's enough. I'm the one you're looking for.
00:39:10I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:39:12Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:39:14about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:39:18I have proof.
00:39:20That's enough. I'm the one you're looking for.
00:39:22I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:39:24Mr. Cavill, can you tell us
00:39:26about your relationship with Miss Payne?
00:39:32Yes. Lois and I go way back
00:39:34when we were classmates in college.
00:39:36She's an incredibly talented journalist,
00:39:38and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:39:40I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:39:42to capture the essence of my project.
00:39:44Is that the reason why she's been
00:39:46sitting with you a lot lately?
00:39:48Yes. She's currently writing an exclusive article
00:39:50about the making and the progress
00:39:52of the documentary.
00:39:56Mr. Kirby,
00:40:00do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:40:06That's enough. Mr. Kirby,
00:40:10do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:40:14Look, Mr. Cavill,
00:40:16I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:40:20You know how it is with exes.
00:40:22Things get heated.
00:40:24Is that so?
00:40:26But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:40:28My company and your movie.
00:40:30I want to work with you.
00:40:32Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:40:36Okay, what are you talking about?
00:40:38Listen to me very closely.
00:40:40I'm going to make something crystal clear for you.
00:40:42I will never do business with your company.
00:40:46You got that?
00:40:48Not now and not ever.
00:40:58Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:41:12I will never do business
00:41:14with your company.
00:41:20Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:41:28So that's how it is, huh?
00:41:30Clark fucking Cavill.
00:41:32Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:41:34I am Clark Cavill.
00:41:36I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:41:38They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:41:40That's the only explanation.
00:41:44Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is.
00:41:46Now.
00:41:48Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:41:58You okay?
00:42:00Clark,
00:42:02if you weren't back there,
00:42:04I don't know what I would have done.
00:42:08I meant what I said, Lois.
00:42:10I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:42:12Was it always like that with Jim?
00:42:14The control?
00:42:16The humiliation?
00:42:22It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:42:26The constant cheating and the mind games
00:42:28and then sometimes when he would get really mad,
00:42:30he would just...
00:42:32He hit you?
00:42:36Lois,
00:42:38that will never happen again.
00:42:40That will never happen again.
00:42:42I swear, as long as I'm with you,
00:42:44no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:48Okay.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:14Go down, go down.
00:43:20One second.
00:43:22Mr. Cavill, I need to touch up your...
00:43:24Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:43:26It's okay.
00:43:28Nonsense. Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:43:30Lily, you don't need to.
00:43:32Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:58There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect as always.
00:44:02You're welcome.
00:44:10Are you okay?
00:44:12Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:44:14Yeah, that was close.
00:44:18I miss this.
00:44:20Being with you.
00:44:22Me too.
00:44:24You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:44:32Me too.
00:44:44Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:50Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:52I'm sorry.
00:44:54I gotta go.
00:44:56I'll be fine. Go knock him down.
00:45:02Good luck.
00:45:04You might want to watch the show from here.
00:45:06Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:45:12Listen, Lewis,
00:45:14I need to get something off my chest.
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18for what I did back then,
00:45:20convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:45:22Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:45:24No, please, let me finish.
00:45:26I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:45:28I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:45:30Yeah, but
00:45:32look at him now.
00:45:34It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:36Maybe career-wise, but
00:45:38Lewis, I've never seen him
00:45:40as happy as he was with you.
00:45:44I know it's not my place,
00:45:46but you and Clark,
00:45:48you're meant to be together.
00:45:52I know it's not my place,
00:45:54but you and Clark,
00:45:56you're meant to be together.
00:45:58Yeah, but Barney,
00:46:00if he finds out the truth
00:46:02about our breakup,
00:46:04I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:46:06You're like a brother to him.
00:46:08And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:46:10He deserves the truth,
00:46:12and you both deserve
00:46:14to be happy.
00:46:16There were so many nights
00:46:18he'd get drunk
00:46:20and just call out your name
00:46:22over and over.
00:46:24And during the toughest times in his career,
00:46:26he'd always
00:46:28say,
00:46:30I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:46:32For Lewis.
00:46:34You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:46:36Okay, Barney.
00:46:38Okay, you're right.
00:46:40Look, after the ceremony,
00:46:42I'm gonna tell him,
00:46:44and no more running, no more hiding.
00:46:46Thank you, Lewis,
00:46:48for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:56And the award for best actor goes to Clark Sedale.
00:46:58Wow, this is incredible.
00:47:00Thank you all so much.
00:47:02I actually want to dedicate this award
00:47:04to Clark Sedale.
00:47:06Clark, congratulations.
00:47:08Thank you, Clark.
00:47:10I'm so proud of you.
00:47:12I'm so proud of you.
00:47:14I'm so proud of you.
00:47:16I'm so proud of you.
00:47:18I'm so proud of you.
00:47:20I'm so proud of you.
00:47:22I'm so proud of you.
00:47:24I actually want to dedicate this award to someone,
00:47:27someone very special to me.
00:47:34Oh my God.
00:47:35What the hell?
00:47:52Oh my God.
00:47:54Oh my God.
00:48:01How long have you been seeing Lois Cain?
00:48:05Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:48:08Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:16Lois and I fell in love in high school
00:48:17and we stayed together through college.
00:48:20I was a struggling actor back then
00:48:22and Lois worked two jobs to support me.
00:48:24To support my dream.
00:48:27She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:48:30Lois is the love of my life.
00:48:35So why did you break up?
00:48:44So why did you break up?
00:48:46Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:48:49I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:48:52but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:55My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:58I should have fought for her, for us.
00:49:02Oh God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:49:05Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:49:09I never stopped.
00:49:10Will you take me back?
00:49:14Well folks, if Lois agrees,
00:49:16she should come up here and give Clark a big ol' kiss.
00:49:18Don't you?
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:20Yeah, come on.
00:49:23What are you waiting for?
00:49:24Go get your man.
00:49:30So why did you break up?
00:49:37To true love.
00:49:39Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:43Come on, Lois.
00:50:09Clark, Clark, it's Lois.
00:50:11Barney?
00:50:12Barney, what happened?
00:50:13Where's Lois?
00:50:14I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:50:18What?
00:50:28What?
00:50:30Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:50:38What?
00:51:03What?
00:51:05Find the security footage now.
00:51:07Sir, we caught her trying to sleep on the back.
00:51:10She had this.
00:51:16Stella?
00:51:22Stella?
00:51:25What the hell?
00:51:26Where is Jim?
00:51:27Where'd he take Lois?
00:51:29I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:51:31Cut the crap, Stella.
00:51:32I know your Jim's a little side piece.
00:51:34Start talking.
00:51:37Oh, please.
00:51:39How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:51:42Think about it, Clark.
00:51:44Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:51:47Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:51:52Face it.
00:51:53She chose Jim over you.
00:51:57She doesn't love you.
00:51:59Stop lying to yourself.
00:52:07I doubted Lois once.
00:52:09I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:52:11I lost her because of it.
00:52:12I will not let that happen again.
00:52:37I lost her because of it.
00:52:38I will not let that happen again.
00:52:41I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:52:43I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:52:45Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:52:47He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:52:50Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:53I always have and I always will.
00:52:56I will find you.
00:52:57I love you too, Clark.
00:53:03Lois, if you're watching this,
00:53:05if you're watching this, I love you.
00:53:07I always have and I always will.
00:53:09I will find you.
00:53:11I can't believe him.
00:53:12I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:53:15You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me.
00:53:19I'll never leave Clark again.
00:53:21Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending for us,
00:53:25then I guess I'll just have to settle for murdering you.
00:53:29What are you doing?
00:53:30Come on.
00:53:31What are you doing?
00:53:32Come on!
00:53:35I'm not your puppy!
00:53:39Stop it!
00:53:43You're gonna regret that!
00:54:06Stella, this is your last chance.
00:54:08Where is Lois?
00:54:13If you don't tell me right now, I swear,
00:54:15I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:54:21Stella, I get it.
00:54:23You think you love Jim,
00:54:25but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:54:36Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:55Let's see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:55:02Come on!
00:55:06Lois! Lois!
00:55:09Are you okay?
00:55:11Oh, my God.
00:55:12This isn't over!
00:55:16Lois.
00:55:17Come on, wake up.
00:55:36Hey, beautiful.
00:55:38Clark?
00:55:40Lois.
00:55:42There's something you need to know.
00:55:43Last night, the doctors came,
00:55:45and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:55:48and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:56I'm pregnant?
00:55:59Yes.
00:56:01I'm pregnant.
00:56:03I'm pregnant?
00:56:07I'm pregnant?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:20After all these years,
00:56:22I have a question for you.
00:56:24Yeah?
00:56:26Will you take me back?
00:56:28For good?
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:31Yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:56:36Well, then I have one more question.
00:56:38Anything.
00:56:40Lois came.
00:56:43Will you marry me?
00:56:47Yes!
00:56:48Clark, a thousand times yes, of course!
00:56:53Oh, my God.
00:56:54It's beautiful.
00:56:55I love you.
00:57:00I love you.
00:57:11Look, please, please try to understand.
00:57:13Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:57:16He was... He never meant to hurt us.
00:57:22I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:57:25Are you in?
00:57:29I'm in.
00:57:47Clark.
00:57:48Oh, you made my favorite.
00:57:50Just like in college.
00:57:51I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:59Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:58:01Clark DeVille has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:07Oh, my God, congratulations, babe.
00:58:10In other news,
00:58:11sources close to DeVille have made shocking allegations
00:58:15about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:58:19What the hell?
00:58:30Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations
00:58:32that Ms. Kane is only with you for your money?
00:58:35Those allegations are completely false.
00:58:38If I may.
00:58:45I have to set the record straight.
00:58:47Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:58:49he was in a relationship with Miss Kane,
00:58:51and she was in a relationship with him,
00:58:53and he was in a relationship with her,
00:58:55and she was in a relationship with him,
00:58:57and years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:59:00I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:59:03I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career,
00:59:06so Lois pretended to fall for a rich man
00:59:11to make Clark let her go.
00:59:14But the truth is,
00:59:17Lois did this out of love.
00:59:21She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:59:25I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:59:29Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:59:33Let them be happy together.
00:59:36They deserve it.
00:59:37Nobody!
00:59:42Nobody!
00:59:46Jim?
00:59:47Jim, please.
00:59:49Let's talk about this, okay?
00:59:50No, Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:59:52This man, he's just ruined everything.
00:59:55Look, I hear you.
00:59:58Jim, this is not the way.
01:00:00Why don't we just discuss what you want?
01:00:03I want you to work with me on my next movie.
01:00:06Lois.
01:00:08Okay, you want to work with me?
01:00:10Let's make it official, then.
01:00:12I got a contract right here.
01:00:15If you sign it,
01:00:18we got a deal, okay?
01:00:23What?
01:00:27Frank!
01:00:37And the Oscar goes to...
01:00:40Clark Cavill!
01:00:49Thank you so much.
01:00:53Wow.
01:00:54Wow.
01:00:55Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
01:00:57I am very honored and humbled
01:00:59to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:01:01This is truly an experience of a lifetime,
01:01:03and it means a lot to me.
01:01:06But none of this would have been possible
01:01:08without one thing,
01:01:10and that is the unwavering support
01:01:12of someone very special to me.
01:01:14And that person...
01:01:16And that person...
01:01:21And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:01:25Lois, you have been my rock,
01:01:28my inspiration, my everything.
01:01:31And on top of this,
01:01:32I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:01:35And that is that, as of today,
01:01:37I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:01:42And I've decided to move into producing
01:01:45in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:01:47my family,
01:01:48and overall focus on the next chapter in my life.
01:01:51That also includes supporting my wife
01:01:54in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:58Thank you, everyone, again.