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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:05The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:09Get off me!
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:21And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:24My house!
00:01:30Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:37Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry, we'll make sure to save you a former seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:04That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney. Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:20Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:21It's Jim. He cheated and he kicked me out and...
00:02:27Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.
00:02:34Of course, come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need.
00:02:42Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:47How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:49You miss him?
00:02:51No. No, I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:55Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:13Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:22Knock, knock, knock.
00:03:27Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:32Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here tonight.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting my dream.
00:03:52I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:56Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:02I'm okay with that.
00:04:11So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:21Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:31Barney, that's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:46Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:49Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:55Where'd you get this ring?
00:04:57I found it for someone else.
00:05:03I thought you loved me.
00:05:06So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:09What did you expect, Clark?
00:05:10You're just a struggling actor. But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:15What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:21Lois, you're better than that!
00:05:24This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:05:40I love you.
00:06:01Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:08It appears you have company.
00:06:10I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:15I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:27And here I am.
00:06:32Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:37Way to go, Lois.
00:06:40Bye.
00:06:52Cain! You are late!
00:06:55Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:59Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:02I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:10That should help. By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:14That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:19Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:23Listen up, everyone. This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:29Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:33She's my new boss?
00:07:35I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:40Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:43Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:50Lost your dad, lost your man, and now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:57Must be tough, huh?
00:07:59And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:05Charm the new boss? You'll be out of here for good.
00:08:20Damn it, Stella!
00:08:22Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:25Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:28Wait, ten minutes? But who's he gonna...
00:08:30I don't want to use a handle.
00:08:32Good luck with that.
00:08:34Thanks.
00:08:42First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:46Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:49Hello? Ground Control to Major Cain.
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cabell. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:02Hello?
00:09:04I apologize, Mr. Cabell. Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:07My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:12You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:20The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:26Their emotions are high and low. Their love...
00:09:31This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:34Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:44Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:47Why, she sucked. Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:51Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:55I appreciate your advice.
00:09:57If I may, it's clear Miss Cain is completely unprofessional.
00:10:05She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:10Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:15Don't touch her!
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:22Close.
00:10:24Everyone, the press conference is over. Thank you for your time.
00:10:28What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:30What?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:36Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:00Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:03I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:06It still hurts to think about you, though.
00:11:08The way you just dissed me for that jerk!
00:11:11Clark, I...
00:11:13You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:17I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:20Please. Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:23I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:26Lois.
00:11:29Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:55God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:58Listen up, everyone. Big, huge news.
00:12:02Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:06So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:11Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more... presentable?
00:12:17No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:19Excuse me?
00:12:21Save it. Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:24We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:27Okay.
00:12:37Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:39Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:44Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:57What the hell?
00:13:00Hello? Hello?
00:13:02Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:05Oh, my God. Oh, God.
00:13:18Please don't. Please don't.
00:13:20Lois. Lois. Hey. Lois.
00:13:24Look at me. I'm right here. Okay?
00:13:27It's okay. It's okay. I'm right here with you.
00:13:30Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it. You're okay.
00:13:44Is that Clark Castle? With Lois?
00:13:48I told you they had a thing.
00:13:49What?
00:13:55Oh, my God, Lois. You didn't.
00:13:59What's happening?
00:14:01Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What? That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What? That's insane. I didn't write that.
00:14:19I'm so sorry, Mr. Cavill. I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:27Save it for the judges.
00:14:29Let go. No.
00:14:31Wait. Wait. Let her go.
00:14:33No. I said let her go. I said let her go.
00:14:36I've already handled this.
00:14:38Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:41As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:45Holy shit. He's my boss now?
00:14:49And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:00What the hell is he up to?
00:15:02Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:04It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:07Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:10Maybe.
00:15:11Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:14Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:17That'll clear things up.
00:15:19Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:22All of the footage is gone.
00:15:31Hello?
00:15:33Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:36I need answers now.
00:15:38What?
00:15:39What?
00:15:41The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:44Jim?
00:15:47That scumbag and his mistress. Not again.
00:15:54Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:57Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:59Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:04I mean...
00:16:06Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:10It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:14But I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:20Fine. But make sure it's convincing.
00:16:25One more thing.
00:16:28Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:32I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:36But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:41Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:45rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:50Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:54rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:55Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:58rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:05Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:09tackle these issues alone.
00:17:11But Mr. Cavell, I swear I...
00:17:13Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:16This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:20Understood.
00:17:26That's all for now.
00:17:33I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:42He's up to something.
00:17:44And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:56Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:58I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:02Oh, sorry.
00:18:04Sorry, Sam.
00:18:06Excuse me.
00:18:19So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:23No problem.
00:18:25So, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:29Um, he cheated.
00:18:32With my best friend.
00:18:34We're divorced now.
00:18:36I'm staying with Barney, just for now.
00:18:40So, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:43Karma's a bitch.
00:18:45That's not what happened.
00:18:47But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:52I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:56So, I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:58Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:01Oh, really?
00:19:03Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:05I remember every detail.
00:19:07You don't know the half of it.
00:19:09Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:12I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:14It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:17That's what I thought.
00:19:19You just left, just like that.
00:19:25I'm sorry.
00:19:26I'm sorry.
00:19:27I'm sorry.
00:19:55Be mine, Lois.
00:19:57Be mine.
00:19:58Damn it.
00:20:29I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:31What do you want, Clark?
00:20:34Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:38Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:40You're everything between us.
00:20:42I know, I know.
00:20:44But, I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:46Just something simpler.
00:20:48No strings attached.
00:20:50Just us.
00:20:52That's insane.
00:20:54Lois.
00:20:55You owe me.
00:20:57After everything we've been through?
00:20:59But I didn't...
00:21:01Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:04What about the paparazzi?
00:21:06Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:08I'm under the radar here.
00:21:10I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:12No one knows who I am.
00:21:16I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:18No one knows who I am.
00:21:20What about the paparazzi?
00:21:22Sniffing around your place?
00:21:23I'm under the radar here.
00:21:25I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:27No one knows who I am.
00:21:29Alright, fine.
00:21:31Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:33Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:35You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:37You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:39it could ruin your career.
00:21:41You know what?
00:21:43You're right.
00:21:45I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now.
00:21:47I'm just going to call Barney, in fact.
00:21:49Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:51I thought you wanted me to put our relationship on hold.
00:21:53I thought you wanted me to put our relationship on hold.
00:21:55That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just...
00:21:59I don't want to be the reason
00:22:01you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:04I get it.
00:22:06Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:09I just have one more question.
00:22:11Just for fun.
00:22:15I don't want to be the reason
00:22:17you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:20I get it.
00:22:22Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:25I just have one more question.
00:22:27Just for fun.
00:22:29What if I did want you back?
00:22:31I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:33I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:35Fine. I'll...
00:22:38I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:40Happy now?
00:22:42Challenge accepted.
00:22:46Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:48No, it's fine.
00:22:49I'll get into work.
00:23:10Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:13Jim?
00:23:15None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:17I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:19I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:21Remember? After you so kindly kicked me out.
00:23:24Right. A friend.
00:23:26Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:28You've got some nerve
00:23:30with this idea of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:32You know what? You're just so desperate
00:23:34to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:36Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:50You okay?
00:23:59You okay?
00:24:09Sir, please step away.
00:24:11Get the fuck...
00:24:13Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:15Get out of my way.
00:24:16You son of a bitch.
00:24:18Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:20Now look what you made me do.
00:24:22Me? You're the one who the fuck are you guys.
00:24:24Let's go.
00:24:26Get out of my way.
00:24:30Damn it.
00:24:36Ah, okay.
00:24:38So that's what you were up to.
00:24:40I'm sorry.
00:24:42I'm sorry.
00:24:43Ah, okay.
00:24:45So that's who you should get out of here, Lois.
00:24:55Hey,
00:24:57Sin,
00:24:59I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:01No problem.
00:25:04I mean,
00:25:06it's not like you left me for a loser
00:25:08or anything like that.
00:25:10Oh, wait.
00:25:11Really, Clark?
00:25:13You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:15Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:17You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:19You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:21Pull over, please.
00:25:24I'm getting out.
00:25:33Mr. Cavill,
00:25:35why would you say something like that
00:25:37if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:42Follow her.
00:25:44Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:49It's me.
00:25:51I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:53I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:55No stone left unturned.
00:26:02Well, well, well.
00:26:04Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:07I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:09What is it this time?
00:26:11You're going to be interviewing
00:26:13that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:15Oh, and it's live.
00:26:18Live?
00:26:20Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:22No time. Here's the list.
00:26:24Live in five.
00:26:26Don't screw this up.
00:26:40Good morning, everyone.
00:26:42I'm Lois Kane,
00:26:44and today we're joined by singing sensation Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:47It's great to be here.
00:26:49Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:51I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:54A little lower.
00:26:59This is perfect, girl.
00:27:10Stella, are you serious?
00:27:12I can't ask him these.
00:27:14They're so inappropriate.
00:27:16That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:18So get the fuck on with it
00:27:20unless you want to get fired or blacklisted
00:27:22from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:25So, Jace,
00:27:27rumors are spreading
00:27:29that your last album tanked
00:27:31because you were sleeping around
00:27:33and partying too much.
00:27:35Care to comment?
00:27:37What the hell did you just say?
00:27:40I...
00:27:43We've got a major problem.
00:27:45You need to see us now.
00:27:51Did you know about this?
00:27:53Was this your plan all along
00:27:55to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:02We've got a major problem.
00:28:04You need to see us now.
00:28:10Did you know about this?
00:28:12Was this your plan all along
00:28:14to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:16No, I...
00:28:18Save it.
00:28:20We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:22This is slander.
00:28:24No, Stella, please tell him.
00:28:26It wasn't my idea.
00:28:28Grab her.
00:28:30No.
00:28:32I'm not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:34No, just please let me explain.
00:28:40Don't touch her.
00:28:48Don't touch her.
00:29:04Jace,
00:29:06we're leaving now.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:09Are you all right?
00:29:17Let's go.
00:29:24Sit down.
00:29:30You're okay.
00:29:34Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:35Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:46What the hell were you thinking
00:29:48pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:51What the hell were you thinking
00:29:53pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:55Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:57My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:00You're fired.
00:30:02Grab your things and go.
00:30:03Please.
00:30:05Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:07My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:09That's not my problem.
00:30:11Get out.
00:30:13Wait, no, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:15Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:18All right.
00:30:20But if anything like this happens again,
00:30:22you're both out.
00:30:24Understood?
00:30:26Okay, go.
00:30:33Thanks again.
00:30:35Lois,
00:30:37you need to be more careful.
00:30:39You're way too trusting.
00:30:41That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:43Really?
00:30:45That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:47Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:04Come here.
00:31:14Wait, we shouldn't.
00:31:16Not here.
00:31:18Why not? I own the place, remember?
00:31:20All right, listen up, everyone.
00:31:22I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:25Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary,
00:31:28and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:31:31documenting every moment.
00:31:33The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:31:36and work alongside him 24 hours a day
00:31:38to make the most of his time.
00:31:40I'm sure you're all excited about this.
00:31:42I'm sure you're all excited about this.
00:31:44I'm sure you're all excited about this.
00:31:46I'm sure you're all excited about this.
00:31:48And work alongside him 24-7
00:31:50until the documentary is completed.
00:31:52Afterward,
00:31:54they'll write an exclusive piece
00:31:56on the entire experience.
00:31:58The closer I keep you,
00:32:00the less chance you have of getting hurt.
00:32:03Afterward,
00:32:05they'll write an exclusive piece
00:32:07on the entire experience.
00:32:09I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:11I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:13Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:15Lois,
00:32:17I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:22Mr. Cavill,
00:32:24Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:26I have far more experience...
00:32:28My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:32Miss Kane,
00:32:34what do you say?
00:32:39Clark, I know you're trying to protect me,
00:32:41but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:42Yeah, I do.
00:32:44So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:32:47The more time we spend together,
00:32:49the closer Clark might get to the truth
00:32:51about why I broke up with him.
00:32:53It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:55I...
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:59but I don't believe I'm the right fit
00:33:01for this project.
00:33:07I...
00:33:09I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:33:10but I don't believe I'm the right fit
00:33:12for this project.
00:33:14Lois,
00:33:16if you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:18I will hand it to competition
00:33:20on a silver platter.
00:33:22Lois,
00:33:24if you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:26I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:28Don't.
00:33:30We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:33All right.
00:33:35I'll do it.
00:33:37First, the storage room incident.
00:33:38Then, last night.
00:33:40There's definitely something
00:33:42going on between these two.
00:33:44All right, everyone.
00:33:46Back to work.
00:33:48Jim,
00:33:50it's me.
00:33:52I need a favor.
00:33:54Get your paparazzi buddies
00:33:56to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:58I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:00So,
00:34:02about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:34:05What about it?
00:34:07You're coming with me
00:34:09as part of my crew.
00:34:11Clark, I don't think that's getting you.
00:34:13My team will help you get ready.
00:34:15It's all part of the documentary.
00:34:18Ladies,
00:34:20she's all yours.
00:34:23I don't think that's getting you.
00:34:25I don't think that's getting you.
00:34:27I don't think that's getting you.
00:34:29I don't think that's getting you.
00:34:40So,
00:34:42spill it.
00:34:44What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:46Oh, um,
00:34:48no, we're just colleagues.
00:34:50Sure.
00:34:52Colleagues.
00:34:53Got it.
00:34:55You know,
00:34:57it's kind of sad.
00:34:59He used to keep swearing he was going to make it big
00:35:01to win her back.
00:35:03He was a mess.
00:35:05After all this time,
00:35:07he's still...
00:35:30Hello.
00:35:33You,
00:35:35you look good.
00:35:39And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:42You ready to go?
00:35:44Actually, Clark,
00:35:46there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:49I've been thinking a lot about it
00:35:51and I think I might want to, too.
00:35:53There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:55That's not me.
00:35:57That's not me.
00:36:00I can't do this.
00:36:02It would crush him
00:36:04if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:23How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Nicholas?
00:36:27What, did you, uh,
00:36:29land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:32Seriously, Jim?
00:36:34You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:36What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:38I don't know.
00:36:40Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:42while we were married?
00:36:44Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:46No, but...
00:36:47Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:49No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:51Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:52Okay, okay, you guys.
00:36:54Do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:56How about the fact that little Ms. Kirby
00:36:58has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:00What? That's absurd!
00:37:02Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:04Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:06How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:08He's lying.
00:37:10It's clearly an affair.
00:37:12It's clearly an affair.
00:37:14It's clearly an affair.
00:37:16It's clearly an affair.
00:37:18It's clearly an affair.
00:37:20It's clearly an affair.
00:37:22He's lying.
00:37:24This is an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:26Okay, Lois, if that's so.
00:37:28I have proof.
00:37:30I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:32Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:34Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:37:36Lois.
00:37:38She's been sneaking around with this geezer
00:37:40ever since we've been married.
00:37:42Oh, God.
00:37:44What if it's Clark?
00:37:46I have proof.
00:37:48I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:50Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:52Lois she's been sneaking around with the skis ever since we've been married
00:37:59that's a driver you idiot he was driving me to work
00:38:05stop lying Lois okay I saw you leave his house
00:38:11back off that's enough I'm the one you're looking for I'm the big wig in
00:38:24question here Mr. Cavill can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne
00:38:32that's enough I'm the one you're looking for I'm the big wig in question here
00:38:37Mr. Cavill can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Payne
00:38:44yes Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college she's an incredibly
00:38:50talented journalist and that is why when I started making my documentary I knew I
00:38:54needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project is that the reason
00:38:58why she's been seen with you a lot lately yes she's currently writing an exclusive article
00:39:03about the making and the progress of the document
00:39:10Mr. Kirby
00:39:13do you have an issue of who I work with
00:39:20Mr. Kirby
00:39:23do you have an issue of who I work with
00:39:26look Mr. Cavill I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here okay
00:39:30you know how it is with exes things get heated is that so but anyways I want to talk with you
00:39:37about something my company and your movie I want to work with you yeah that's not gonna happen
00:39:46oh okay listen to me very closely I want to make something crystal
00:39:50clear for you I will never do business with your company
00:39:55you got that not now and not ever
00:40:07let's get you dressed
00:40:25I will never do business with your company
00:40:34let's get you dressed
00:40:40so that's how it is huh Clark fucking cavill get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close
00:40:49I think there's just too much going on
00:40:51They must have some sort of arrangement. That's the only explanation.
00:41:00Find out where Clark Campbell's dressing room is. Now.
00:41:03Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:41:14You okay?
00:41:16Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you.
00:41:22I meant what I said, Lois. I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:28Was it always like that with Jim? The control? The humiliation?
00:41:37It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:41The constant cheating and the mind games, and then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:47He hit you?
00:41:51Lois, that will never happen again. I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:11We all say it hurts to live this way
00:42:18I don't mind the pain
00:42:21And I'd like to feel the shame of life
00:42:26Come in, come in.
00:42:32One second!
00:42:34Mr. Campbell? I need to touch up your...
00:42:36Oh, oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:42:39Nonsense! You can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:42Lily, you don't need to...
00:42:43Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:42:50Okay.
00:43:09There you go, Mr. Campbell. Perfect, as always.
00:43:11Thank you. Um, would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:21Are you okay?
00:43:23Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:43:25Yeah, that was close.
00:43:29Wow, I miss this. Being with you.
00:43:32Me too.
00:43:35You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:39Me too.
00:43:56Hey, Clark, hurry up! The show's about to start!
00:44:02Hey, Clark, hurry up! The show's about to start!
00:44:05I'm sorry. I gotta go.
00:44:07You'll be fine. Go knock him dead.
00:44:14Good luck.
00:44:16Thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:18Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:24Listen, Louis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:28I'm sorry.
00:44:30For what I did back then.
00:44:32Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:34Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:36No, please, let me finish.
00:44:38I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:41I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:44Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:47It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:49Maybe career-wise, but,
00:44:51Louis, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:57I know it's not my place,
00:44:59but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:06I know it's not my place,
00:45:08but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:10Yeah, but Barney,
00:45:12if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:45:15I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:18You're like a brother to him.
00:45:20And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:22He deserves the truth,
00:45:24and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:27There were so many nights
00:45:30he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:35And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:38he'd always, he'd always say,
00:45:41I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:43For Louis.
00:45:45You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:48Okay, Barney.
00:45:50Okay, you're right.
00:45:52Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:54I'm gonna tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:57Thank you, Louis,
00:45:59for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:05And the Award for Best Actor goes to...
00:46:09Clark Goodell.
00:46:16Wow.
00:46:17This is...
00:46:18This is incredible.
00:46:19Thank you all so much.
00:46:21I, I'm not gonna lie.
00:46:23I'm not gonna lie.
00:46:25I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really
00:46:29really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
00:46:32Thank you all so much. I actually want to dedicate this award to someone, someone very special to me.
00:46:43Oh my god!
00:46:45What the hell?
00:46:46What is...
00:46:47Oh my god!
00:47:08Uh...
00:47:10How long have you been seeing him over his cane?
00:47:14Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:47:17Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:47:28I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me, to support my dream.
00:47:36She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:39Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:44So, why did you break up?
00:47:52So, why did you break up?
00:47:54Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:57I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:03My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:06I should have fought for her, for us.
00:48:10Oh god, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:14Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:17I never stopped.
00:48:18Will you take me back?
00:48:22Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:27Don't you?
00:48:28Yeah!
00:48:29Come on!
00:48:31Well, what are you waiting for?
00:48:33Go get your man!
00:48:40To true love.
00:48:52Oh, sweet dreams Barney.
00:49:09Clark!
00:49:10Clark!
00:49:11It's Lois.
00:49:12Barney?
00:49:13Barney, what happened?
00:49:14Where's Lois?
00:49:15I think...
00:49:16I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:18What?
00:49:24What?
00:49:26Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:32What?
00:49:33Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:35What?
00:49:36Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:40What?
00:50:05What?
00:50:06Find the security footage now!
00:50:10Sir, we caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:50:13She had this.
00:50:18Stella?
00:50:26Stella?
00:50:30What the hell?
00:50:31Where is Jim?
00:50:32Where'd he take Lois?
00:50:34I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:36Cut the crap Stella.
00:50:37I know you're Jim's little side piece.
00:50:38Start talking!
00:50:42Oh, please.
00:50:44How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:47Think about it Clark.
00:50:48Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:51Sounds like they're after your cash if you ask me.
00:50:56Face it.
00:50:58She chose Jim over you.
00:51:01She doesn't love you.
00:51:04Stop lying to yourself!
00:51:08She doesn't love you.
00:51:10Stop lying to yourself!
00:51:18I doubted Lois once.
00:51:20I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:51:22I lost her because of it.
00:51:23I will not let that happen again.
00:51:38I lost her because of it.
00:51:39I will not let that happen again.
00:51:42I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:44I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:46Can you believe this guy Lois?
00:51:48He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:51Lois.
00:51:52If you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:54I always have and I always will.
00:51:56I will find you.
00:51:58I love you too Clark.
00:52:08Lois.
00:52:10If you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:12I always have and I always will.
00:52:14I will find you.
00:52:16I can't believe him.
00:52:17I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:20You're wrong about Clark.
00:52:21And you're wrong about me.
00:52:24I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:26Well if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending Lois,
00:52:30then I guess I'll just have to settle for you and you.
00:52:34What are you doing?
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:37Get off of me.
00:52:40I'm not your puppet anymore.
00:52:48You're gonna regret that.
00:53:07Stella, this is your last chance.
00:53:09Where is Lois?
00:53:14If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:21Stella.
00:53:22I get it.
00:53:24You think you loved him.
00:53:26But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:31I'm sorry.
00:53:33I'm sorry.
00:53:34Lois.
00:53:43Sunset Hotel.
00:53:45Room 237.
00:53:46Come on.
00:54:02I can see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:13Lois.
00:54:14Lois.
00:54:15Are you okay?
00:54:17Oh my gosh.
00:54:18This isn't over.
00:54:22Lois.
00:54:23Come on, wake up.
00:54:46Hey, beautiful.
00:54:48Clark?
00:54:50Lois.
00:54:52There's something you need to know.
00:54:54Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious.
00:54:58And it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:06I'm pregnant?
00:55:10I'm pregnant?
00:55:12I'm pregnant?
00:55:15Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:25After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:32Will you take me back?
00:55:33For good?
00:55:36Yes.
00:55:37Yes, of course, Clark.
00:55:39Of course.
00:55:42Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:44Anything.
00:55:46Lois Cain.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:54Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:59Oh my God.
00:56:00It's beautiful, Clark.
00:56:02I love you.
00:56:12Look, please.
00:56:13Please try to understand.
00:56:15Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:56:18He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:24I'm going to need a best man, by the way.
00:56:27You in?
00:56:42Clark, you made my favorite.
00:56:44Just like in college.
00:56:46I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:54Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:56Clark Reville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:59And he's going to be the first man to win it.
00:57:02I'm so excited.
00:57:03I'm so excited.
00:57:04I'm so excited.
00:57:05I'm so excited.
00:57:06I'm so excited.
00:57:07I'm so excited.
00:57:08I'm so excited.
00:57:09I'm so excited.
00:57:10He's going to win an Oscar.
00:57:11Oh my God.
00:57:13Oh my God, congratulations, babe.
00:57:16In other news, sources close to Reville have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:57:25What the hell?
00:57:41Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Kane is only with you for your money?
00:57:50Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:52If I may.
00:58:00I have to set the record straight.
00:58:02Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:08I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:11So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:19But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:26She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:30I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:32Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:36Let them be happy together.
00:58:39They deserve it.
00:58:50Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:52Let's talk about this.
00:58:54Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:56This man has ruined everything.
00:58:59Look, I hear you.
00:59:01Look, I hear you.
00:59:03Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:05Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:08I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:59:11Lois.
00:59:13Okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:15Let's make it official.
00:59:18I've got a contract right here.
00:59:20If you sign it, we've got a deal.
00:59:32Frank!
00:59:42And the Oscar goes to Clark Cavill.
00:59:55Thank you so much.
01:00:00Wow, wow.
01:00:02Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
01:00:04I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:08This is truly an experience of a lifetime, and it means a lot to me.
01:00:13But none of this would have been possible without one thing,
01:00:17and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:21And that person...
01:00:26And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:31Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:36And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:40And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:47And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:50in order to spend more time with my loved ones, my family,
01:00:53and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:56That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:03Thank you, everyone, again. Thank you.