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00:00How did you feel when you woke up? Were you excited? Were you nervous?
00:03Yes, but I wasn't able to sleep.
00:05I said two yeses. Both?
00:07Both.
00:09Excited? Nervous?
00:11I was okay, but I was nervous.
00:13That's okay. You should be nervous sometimes.
00:15Yes. If you're not nervous, it's dangerous.
00:17Where was she nervous?
00:19Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:21That's right.
00:23Don't forget the ma'am.
00:25Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:27That's right.
00:29Her articulators are fine.
00:31She really needs to open her mouth.
00:33Yes.
00:35Because some people have a hard jaw.
00:37That's right.
00:39You need to control your muscles.
00:41Even her face has muscle control.
00:43Ah, that's important.
00:45Some people have a hard jaw.
00:47Like this.
00:49If she doesn't move, what's that?
00:51Botox.
00:53Botox.
00:55That's too much.
00:57That's too much.
00:59That's right.
01:01Say, good afternoon, ma'am.
01:03Good afternoon, ma'am.
01:05She looks like a cobra.
01:07She looks like a cobra.
01:09Just a little.
01:11She doesn't have a lot of muscles.
01:13But she got it, right?
01:15Good afternoon, ma'am.
01:17She's good.
01:19She's always in fine dining.
01:21We don't know much.
01:23I know where she goes.
01:25She's always asking for a discount.
01:27She's always asking for a discount.
01:29She's always asking for a discount.
01:31She's a senior citizen.
01:33Anyway, did you sleep well last night?
01:35Actually, I didn't sleep well.
01:37Actually, I didn't sleep well.
01:39Why?
01:41Drugs don't make you sexy, remember that.
01:43Maybe she's nervous.
01:45Maybe she's nervous.
01:47Maybe she's nervous.
01:49I took a shower.
01:51We traveled here at 3 a.m.
01:53Where is Hana from?
01:55Nueva Ecija.
01:57I thought you're from Antique.
01:59No, that's her name.
02:01She's the daughter of Antique.
02:03Yes, her name should be Ana.
02:05Since your name is Hana,
02:07you should be called Ana.
02:09And I start by the name of Antique.
02:11Antique.
02:13I don't know her yet.
02:15Antique.
02:17And my beauty and charm is
02:19fantastic.
02:21Yes!
02:23Like that.
02:25You didn't sleep at all?
02:27Even for a few hours?
02:29Because I'm used to sleep late.
02:31Are you a runner in your barangay?
02:33No, I'm not a runner.
02:35The runners I know don't sleep late
02:37because they're waiting for their turn.
02:39Ah, okay.
02:41She has a different circadian rhythm.
02:43What?
02:45Circadian rhythm?
02:47She has a different circadian rhythm.
02:49I hope you'll be good at it.
02:51We'll make a wish first.
02:53Don't explain it!
02:55What does the crystal ball say?
02:57I can't read it. You can read this.
02:59Hey, don't do that!
03:01Oh, so that's how it is.
03:03You can't do it.
03:05You're a gay.
03:07Good afternoon, ma'am.
03:09Yes.
03:11Circadian rhythm.
03:13Google it.
03:15Circadian rhythm.
03:17There's no R.
03:19There's no R?
03:21Good thing my best friend Jukes is here.
03:23I'm right, Jukes.
03:25There's no R. It's circadian.
03:27It's circadian.
03:29Is it right?
03:31What is it? It's an insect.
03:33Cicada?
03:35Yes, it's an insect.
03:37Yes, it's an insect.
03:39We have an R in our pronunciation.
03:41Circadian.
03:43There's an R in your school.
03:45Sometimes, it's wrong.
03:49Jukes is right.
03:51Read it.
03:53Circadian rhythm.
03:55Do you read the R?
03:57Or is it silent?
03:59Circadian.
04:01That's Darin.
04:03That's Canadian.
04:05That's Lassie the Circadian.
04:07Why?
04:09She's in a circus in Canada.
04:11What does that mean?
04:13That's the cycle of people.
04:15There are people who sleep at 12.
04:17They have their own circadian rhythm.
04:19They have their own circadian rhythm.
04:21They have their own circadian rhythm.
04:23It's a system.
04:25You're always awake?
04:27Yes.
04:29What time do you usually sleep?
04:31Usually, 4 or 5.
04:335 am?
04:35So, you're not used to sleep?
04:37Yes.
04:39It's hard.
04:41Why?
04:43Isn't your work early?
04:45Actually, my work is at night.
04:47What kind of work?
04:49Are you a security guard?
04:51No.
04:53I'm a dance instructor in a ballroom restaurant.
04:55Usually, they start at 8.
04:57D.I.
04:59Of course, when they go home,
05:01they have a lot of energy.
05:03But their work is hazardous to health.
05:05Hazard.
05:07Physical work.
05:09Hazardous.
05:11Versosa.
05:13We need to change the circadian rhythm.
05:15Hazardous to health.
05:17Do you know Hazardous to health?
05:19Who?
05:21Versosa.
05:23Hazardous.
05:25That's funny.
05:29So, you sleep at 5.
05:31What time do you wake up?
05:33Sometimes, 11 or 12.
05:35I sleep short.
05:37Do you sleep short?
05:39Of course.
05:41What time do you sleep?
05:43He sleeps long.
05:47His brain works well.
05:49I think he has enough sleep.
05:51But, have you ever heard the saying,
05:53If you sleep short,
05:55you'll get fat.
05:57There's a saying like that.
05:59You don't know that saying?
06:01If you sleep short,
06:03you'll get fat.
06:07There's a saying like that.
06:09What does that mean?
06:11If you sleep short,
06:13you'll get fat.
06:15Adjustment.
06:17Yes.
06:19You'll save money.
06:23I sleep short.
06:25Even if I sleep short.
06:27That's why it's fun to be with him.
06:29He's like a bimbo.
06:31Bimbo.
06:33He's like a bimbo.
06:35I said good morning.
06:37He couldn't sleep at all.
06:39He's a big fat bimbo.
06:41He's like a bimbo.
06:43On Halloween,
06:45he's like a mommy.
06:47He's like a mommy.
06:51He has down feathers.
06:53He has down feathers.
06:55He has down feathers.
06:57Birds of the feathers.
06:59He has down feathers.
07:01You're so arrogant.