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00:00Good afternoon, Jeremy. You have been invited to one of our highly competitive fatherhood programs.
00:07Great.
00:08You will be housed at one of our beautiful mountain retreat centers and will be joined by three other participants.
00:16If you are rejected, you will be issued a mandatory vasectomy by one of our...
00:20I'd just like to say, I'm ready. I'm totally ready to be a father.
00:27Isn't someone supposed to be here to monitor us?
00:31Maybe they want us to acclimate with one another.
00:34It's nice to get out of the house.
00:36We haven't left the house.
00:38No, I mean my house.
00:39Discuss shared experiences.
00:41You guys ever personify an adamant object?
00:44My girlfriend really wants one. She thinks I'd be a good father.
00:48Get on the ground and turtle shell. Protect him.
00:50This is exactly what we needed. Radical vulnerability.
00:54We tried and we failed. But we tried. And I'm proud of that.
01:00I think the monitor hasn't arrived yet because they aren't supposed to come.
01:03I think we're under surveillance.
01:05You think we're being watched by some guy in a room?
01:08Hello?
01:10Remember why we're here. To be fathers.
01:15We should start behaving like fathers.
01:19How do we do that?
01:21Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
01:29Going somewhere?
01:31I can't do this every time we do something that we're not sure was the right thing to do.
01:36Just agree on a shared reality.
01:40We're crushing this.