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00:00No Slim Jims, past two hours you've been passing gas like a very sick infant.
00:07I gotta breathe all day.
00:09I'm sorry Lefty, I had a lot of coffee, okay? Sorry.
00:12And then you used my name.
00:14Jesus Christ, Lonnie.
00:16Yeah, he just said my name.
00:19You catch our names by any chance?
00:21Yeah, he called you Lefty and you called him Lonnie.
00:26Well, I overreacted.
00:27Okay.
00:31Son, we gotta talk about Lefty.
00:34What did you do?
00:38Drop it!
00:41You killed his son.
00:43They're gonna kill us.
00:46What are you doing?
00:47I get horny when I'm scared.
00:48I'm married.
00:49Who cares? It's just us and the shitty wildlife, you know?
00:54This is our son.
00:56We're too young to be grandparents.
00:59All because your son couldn't pull out in time.
01:02We've got houseguests.
01:05I would categorize these as a must kill.
01:10What are we?
01:11Family.
01:12Oh my God.
01:13Can I get you anything?
01:15I'd sell my left tit for an Advil and a cup of coffee.
01:19You said what?
01:24Who was right?
01:25There was this food incident.
01:26Rocco put pubes in my wonton soup.
01:29If it's okay, I would just really like to torture him a little bit, if it's okay.
01:34Shouldn't have done that, Rocco.
01:36Yeah, knock yourself out.
01:38Oh my God.
01:39Are we all gonna die?
01:44You don't have all night!
01:48Wait for me before you two start hitting each other.
01:56Once you start killing it, it sort of becomes your de facto solution for every problem.
02:01What?
02:04Get off of me.
02:06I'm not gonna.
02:07I'm not gonna, Ruth.
02:10That's a shame.
02:11We're gonna put something that hard to waste.
02:17Huh?