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00:00Okay, you take the reins here. What is happening?
00:05Okay.
00:06Excellent. Okay, not too bad.
00:08This is how to ruin your tools to make less useful tools.
00:12But today didn't ruin tools.
00:15Have too many tools? No problem. 5-Minute Crafts has your back.
00:19We got you covered, buddy.
00:21Hey, do you like making good life choices?
00:25No. No. No.
00:28Watch 5-Minute Crafts.
00:30Make life choices.
00:32They're not good. They're just life choices.
00:36You have life.
00:38You're alive and you make choices.
00:40And those are 5-Minute Crafts.
00:41That's cool.
00:43Kinda.
00:44It's also, yeah, it's a waste of stuff.
00:46But, you know, it's fun.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:52What?
00:53Oh.
00:54Oh, okay.
00:55I guess, yeah.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Sometimes it could happen.
00:58It's like a very rare circumstance.
01:00I feel like when that happens.
01:01But for those very rare circumstances, it's got to be done.
01:05Okay.
01:06Oh, cut off your wire.
01:08That's cool.
01:09It looks like a big machine, though, like that you need.
01:11And it doesn't look very adjustable to the size.
01:13So one specific wire.
01:15Make a whole machine for one wire.
01:18You know, if you do it on the old time, you know.
01:21Yeah.
01:22If you have the same size wire all the time, then yeah.
01:24But if you're a handyman, you're not likely to have it.
01:27Why do we have a banana?
01:28Why do we have a banana?
01:30Sorry?
01:31It's making me hungry.
01:32Sorry, I just totally distracted.
01:33Oh, wow, now it's a banana cake and I'm even hungrier.
01:35I don't want to put everything in my mouth right now.
01:38In the video.
01:41What is this banana for?
01:42I mean, as a mold of what?
01:45As a mold of?
01:48I have literally no idea.
01:50Why are you?
01:51What is happening?
01:52I don't know.
01:53He's just bored and he was like, oh, I have too much for lunch, I guess.
01:57I'll use this banana to make a mold of something.
02:03Why are you drilling into the mold?
02:06Okay, they're gonna pour some metal for sure inside.
02:12That metal which they...
02:14I have many questions.
02:17How many exactly?
02:18Seven.
02:19Seven, okay.
02:20Question one.
02:21What's the meaning of life?
02:22Into.
02:23How do I get a girlfriend?
02:24Question three.
02:29Anatomically, when we're talking about like my left arm,
02:32is it my left arm from my perspective or my left arm from your perspective?
02:36If you're like a biologist looking at a book and you see a human and he's facing you,
02:40are you saying the left arm is his left arm or your left arm?
02:44I think your arm.
02:46Yeah.
02:47That's your left arm, right?
02:48Next question.
02:49Yeah.
02:53I'm gonna take it back from the question.
02:54So we're making a metal banana.
02:56Metal banana.
02:57It's what you need to taste, right?
02:58Yep.
02:59I would...
03:00I don't know.
03:01Metal, I don't know.
03:02It doesn't look edible enough.
03:04It depends.
03:09Right?
03:10I'm sorry.
03:12It's kind of weird.
03:13It looks very strange.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Okay, we're painting the banana, making it look like banana.
03:18We're gonna fool a guy so bad.
03:20He's gonna pick it up thinking it's a banana.
03:22Probably me.
03:23Bite into it and it's gonna break all his teeth.
03:27Okay.
03:30All right.
03:31Burning that.
03:32Nice.
03:33Wood oil.
03:35Royal.
03:36Royal.
03:37What is the oil?
03:39I don't know.
03:40Oh, it's a hammer.
03:41Oh, my gosh.
03:42It's a hammer.
03:43No.
03:47Five Minute Crafts, you're making me crazy.
03:48You're making me go insane.
03:50It's kind of fun, actually.
03:51No.
03:52But it's...
03:53Don't make excuses for them.
03:54No excuses.
03:55Don't make excuses for them.
03:56It's not an excuse.
03:57It's an ugly thing and a weird thing.
04:00But it's fun.
04:01We should make an...
04:02Why are you welding a bottle to a piece of metal?
04:05What's the purpose?
04:06I don't know what's the purpose.
04:07But...
04:08I didn't even know you could do that.
04:09You can do it.
04:10It works.
04:11And we tested with the boots recently.
04:13Wow.
04:14So it works.
04:15But the purpose still unclear for us.
04:17Unclear.
04:18Okay.
04:19This is a nice spanner that looks a little inconvenient and heavy.
04:24And we tested this as well.
04:25Yeah.
04:26By the way.
04:27Yeah.
04:28It's kind of...
04:29I mean...
04:30You don't like your hammer?
04:31You don't like your pliers?
04:32Well, now you have...
04:33Hamliers.
04:34Plammer.
04:35That looks...
04:36I don't know.
04:39That's like the scariest dad ever.
04:41It's like, dad, do you have any tools?
04:42Yeah, let me just get my plammer.
04:43What?
04:44My plammer.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Dad, why don't you have anything normal?
04:47Why don't you have just normal tools?
04:48He's like, no, let me just get my...
04:49They're too boring.
04:50Let me get my drill driver.
04:51What?
04:52All right.
04:53Okay.
04:54Is it...
04:55Okay.
04:56It's a nice little weed whacker.
04:57Not too bad.
04:58Whack those weeds.
04:59But be careful with this.
05:00Definitely be careful.
05:01They should make a shield or something.
05:02Shield and also the zip ties can go around because we don't want to damage them.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Yeah.
05:20I mean, the zip ties can go around because we tested this and it kind of works, but you
05:21know, but not for a long time.
05:22Yeah.
05:23It's kind of the zip ties broke after a week.
05:24So we need something stronger.
05:25Yeah.
05:26But if they will fly away.
05:29Now we have a nice little.
05:31Okay.
05:32Cutty saw thingy.
05:33Cutty saw.
05:34All right.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Didn't do that perfectly, but that's all right.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Not too bad.
05:39Yeah, yeah.
05:40Okay.
05:41Your cable.
05:42Your cable.
05:43Your cable now is on you.
05:45all right so we have oh that's nice that's a nice turn that's it they did a
05:55horrible job welding that though it looks pretty ugly it looked like a nail
05:59remover oh yeah true and making a little handle for it what are we gonna do we
06:09get a hammer in the nail tiny bitty bitty hammer with a nail remover
06:16apple hammer yes you know why are we doing this why tell me why are we doing
06:24this I think it's a holder for your oh that's so cringe that would be a good
06:31oh right yeah kinetic sand magnetic kinetic sand and how are you gonna take
06:40it out ever that hand is mine now
06:50what we're making a metal hand this is like this reminds me of Terminator oh I
07:00hammer a hammer nice yeah for some reason to drive it in your balls yeah
07:07exactly you have you never wanted to hit a nail with just your hand before I've
07:11been like how can I make that happen and now we're having a cactus brush
07:19why why would you even that why would you even what is happening this whole
07:25video is why would you even you can Wow what the waste of food but now she has
07:32peas in her necklace yeah all right it's cute what ah holy moly holy moly holy
07:41holy it's a excuse me we're making long long nails nails yeah but they are bad
07:54nails they're horrible nails they're not gonna hold anything that's true work
07:59you fork why all right so I answer for them right yeah I don't know anyway all
08:11right now we got a spoon okay cool okay you got the fork and guys okay you take
08:18the reins here what what is happening okay another motive for what okay beat
08:25it and yeah destroy it beat it yeah okay so we got a full hand again which is
08:32with this empty space around I feel sick I feel sick exactly yeah oh it's a
08:42toothbrush yeah at least your teeth are clean oh yeah it would definitely be
08:54painful you'd have to put like some rubber on the end of them excuse me
08:58ring oh there was a metal out of syringe yeah how is it possible no idea
09:06what you're messing with my brain in five-minute crap oh boy I love it I love
09:13it so much all right now we have a really ugly it's nice Wow
09:19cookie metal cookie forbidden cookie
09:33opener and the ring at the same time and cookie
09:40why are I don't know why why I can't handle what I'm viewing right now I
09:46think we should stop asking the question no yeah we don't need to know
09:52five-minute brows just accept everything right let's just accept their fate
09:55this is getting just there but why

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