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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:11shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad do
00:00:15something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:17firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out hold on just let
00:00:23me relax there's gotta be a way I can handle this you like hell this guy works
00:00:35in network operations you know fixing computers watching surveillance footage
00:00:39how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you know what to do
00:00:42we're running out of time desperate times call for desperate measures Eric
00:00:47get in here
00:00:53oh my god he's on with the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch
00:01:05Adidas scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:11and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:14network maintenance lag it turns out you're a better programmer than I am how
00:01:18the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard
00:01:24our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen
00:01:27AI neural net was that you all right look I have to tell you later my botnet
00:01:35just traced these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna shut them down one by
00:01:39one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time you guys
00:01:46can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:16oh god finally slide out all right hold on lighter
00:02:43you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:54some sleep
00:02:56Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:15sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:19ward off a cyber attack like that with his talent you think the boss will come
00:03:22in more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in
00:03:28your job description Brenda who the hell's this this is William Dorsey our
00:03:35boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in
00:03:41as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two
00:03:46employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds at a recess I
00:03:49honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself
00:03:53let alone your entire team to get out of my face you're fired
00:03:59fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management it's
00:04:08gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:15okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single
00:04:23day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right who does he think he
00:04:31is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this
00:04:39office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:44no oh boo-hoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk for that junk
00:04:54instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing
00:05:01costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one
00:05:05thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:11and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:20who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:27meet your you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:32know um that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:38Fernando what does he do he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:42just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no look I was I was working all night
00:05:56can I just take a rest you try to clock in a time and a half for overtime I mean
00:06:01I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb
00:06:07as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam Eric and I might be
00:06:11dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this
00:06:15loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary other workers in
00:06:21the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:25Fernanda Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my
00:06:34building
00:06:42all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped a cyber attack you want to
00:06:47follow him out hey look Jersey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in
00:06:54Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:11boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also a one-year anniversary
00:07:17right um see you in the lobby
00:07:25what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:34many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:39loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to be a crook boyfriend is
00:07:46that it no he's not you deserve so much better
00:07:51I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser
00:07:57I'm at CEO
00:08:04just there is a guy oh what's up dad
00:08:19yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:28Eric Eric Martin isn't that the guy I just laid off yep just a second do we
00:08:43have any of the employees named Eric this is the employee list yep I was
00:08:52trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached him he's in
00:08:56charge of our next-gen AI development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01yes Eric Martin AI development I see him Eric Martin AI development one of the
00:09:08top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley this the guy don't worry dad I already
00:09:21did huh guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after
00:09:26all yeah just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:38no I told you that my father wouldn't pay a 500 grand to some loser so who's
00:09:44it gonna be what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey um spit it out man what's up
00:09:57the company server just crashed you talk to me it's bad sir the customer
00:10:05complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir Eric saved us
00:10:08during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom problem
00:10:12solved Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:21Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is this the
00:10:32code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:40hello
00:10:48on my way with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a
00:10:56hero so he said he's got it thank God
00:11:10you still have an answer to the question
00:11:15Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I choose you of course
00:11:27I
00:11:30was supposed to be off a half-hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:38you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:11Eric you and me are over
00:12:29Fernanda are you serious pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your
00:12:35shirt why are you doing this Eric I told you
00:12:38we're done why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you keep
00:12:59it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:07handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and be here meet me
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at door sex shut up who knows what kind
00:13:22of lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:45you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under my
00:13:52guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:55you're Eric Martin I am I can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots
00:14:02do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work
00:14:05whatever as long as the boss's son likes me I can keep climbing the ladder mr.
00:14:11Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you
00:14:18were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your
00:14:23attempt at revenge
00:14:34boss good news Eric Martin that tech Lizzie had on your radar he just left
00:14:40Dorsey tech he did mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO
00:14:45son William that's hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:00startup well if someone is talented doesn't really want to join us we have
00:15:05to get him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how
00:15:12groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the
00:15:19Dorsey office and Eric
00:15:28revenge what the hell you talking about don't play dumb the system's crashed
00:15:34right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still
00:15:39deny it bullshit you guys have always looked at me as some nobody maintenance
00:15:44worker now you're gonna blame me when the server gets hacked none of you
00:15:49idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:54I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr. Dorsey what the hell you trying to
00:16:00do you to tell them the truth are they gonna take to the police station Eric I
00:16:04had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks you have of
00:16:09your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are
00:16:17you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real
00:16:23evidence what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:32shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away from this day on Eric Martin is
00:16:53now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:00you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:08said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:22didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:45you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of Hendricks Tech Evelyn what are you doing here I'm
00:17:54here for you of course I haven't seen you since college what a dummy like you
00:18:00went to college with her so is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees
00:18:04I would have expected better from you you're not going to get away with this
00:18:10employees I would have expected better from you miss Hendricks these are high
00:18:16level conversations between company CEOs someone of your rank should know when to
00:18:21shut her mouth this Hendricks this prick Eric has severely sorry who are you I
00:18:29I'm I don't really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look
00:18:35right after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked
00:18:39into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so
00:18:44yeah man I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who Eric is of course I
00:18:57asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire
00:19:12this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a
00:19:26break Eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting someone like
00:19:31you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to you
00:19:37or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming over to Hendricks Tech
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four
00:19:53million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer I'm sorry a
00:20:09principal shareholder four million dollar salary this century you're giving
00:20:14him a lot of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose you
00:20:19know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire I know you're trying to help but I don't want the
00:20:31money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks Tech you can have
00:20:43anything you want including me okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made
00:20:53woman which I respect so for your own good let me remind you that this loser
00:20:57that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father
00:21:02said it himself okay all right
00:21:14what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the
00:21:25car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell
00:21:32Asher that from this day forward I Eric Martin will be severing my ties with
00:21:38Dorsey Tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin
00:21:44with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even
00:21:49see your employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey
00:21:57Tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're actually struggling to
00:22:02compete with them don't worry I can help change that I can help change that look
00:22:13at yourself Eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke I'm sorry a
00:22:21traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach
00:22:26of the company server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack
00:22:31I demand you to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and all of its customers and
00:22:36if you don't I'll have to press charges okay good luck with that what are you
00:22:43gonna do about it you have no choice but issue that apology stop threatening my
00:22:48employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to
00:22:53Hendricks Tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what
00:22:59you want that's what you get you know what
00:23:05you know what
00:23:13let's go be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:20mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:34assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what
00:23:42about me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48you know I won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:23:56crash fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I used a one-of-a-kind
00:24:04code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running I can explain
00:24:09it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own
00:24:14code you know what don't even bother showing it to me I'm sure it's
00:24:17exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team I can relax thank
00:24:24you sir
00:24:32say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down
00:24:37on me now
00:24:40hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just going to inform you that as of
00:24:53today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race AI development is the
00:25:01crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm
00:25:07just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:21what's that sly fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would
00:25:28she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:37dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric
00:25:50okay um just just calm down just for a second I only fired the slacker you told
00:25:56me about okay then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go
00:26:01to war with us well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I
00:26:07mean I'm not an idiot there's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down
00:26:13our entire server single-handedly
00:26:17she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:22so you intentionally misled Evelyn she's under the impression that the loser she
00:26:29poached from us is the mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI modeling that's what
00:26:35nice job son it shows real initiative I think it's time you take full control of
00:26:42our next-gen AI modeling project really
00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make Hendrix
00:26:56Tech the laughingstock of the whole industry all right bye-bye love sir AI
00:27:09modeling is the future of Dorsey Tech William just graduated you sure you want
00:27:15to hand the reins over to him this soon I'd not have given it to him if he was
00:27:18the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:25you mean Eric Martin that's right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let him
00:27:32do what he does best as long as we have Eric Hendrix has a snowballs chance in
00:27:38hell plus Evelyn fell for Williams bluff and
00:27:42hired that clown Eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self
00:27:49destruct so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your
00:28:06thoughts it's not bad a small group but they're
00:28:10talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge
00:28:14in the field of AI precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer
00:28:21mr. Martin could put together a team I heard that you weren't the only one that
00:28:27William Dorsey fired they've got it all figured out don't you all right give me
00:28:35a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:39welcome
00:28:45come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge
00:28:55of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in
00:28:59charge of development is there a problem
00:29:09no not at all don't worry I'm the right man for the job yes William there's been
00:29:21another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this what what they just left why they
00:29:30wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by
00:29:36fucking Eric Martin William what should we do there's hardly any tech workers
00:29:41left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out you
00:29:45still have me I can fix this yes no with you here we're gonna be alright just
00:29:51what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them
00:29:58walk we'll get better ones I'll make a few calls
00:30:06like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Martin oh this is all going
00:30:16swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the
00:30:21whole company under my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be
00:30:28assuming the role of department head and this is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're
00:30:34professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:37Hendrix text AI work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you
00:30:42everyone welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but I do want to
00:30:47warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to
00:30:52compete with Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will always be one step ahead
00:30:57but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial
00:31:04version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:31:12have to lift a finger
00:31:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural
00:31:26net patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech
00:31:31analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still
00:31:35have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:39then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:44dominance Hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:57I am again
00:32:09miss Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always this
00:32:17way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:22crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this way since
00:32:31college you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a
00:32:43guy like me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so
00:32:50oblivious and when I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you
00:32:56disappeared I went abroad to work on a top-secret training project I know
00:33:03you've always been so brilliant back then I I made up my mind I was gonna be
00:33:11with you one day
00:33:14Evelyn and when I founded Hendrix tech I wanted to recruit you but that sneaky
00:33:21bastard Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I see um so if I came
00:33:34closer to you now would you mind
00:33:39I am I I should I
00:33:46it's late I should probably uh where you gonna go you lost everything when you
00:33:55left Dorsey tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:34:04Ellen
00:34:07let's go go where I'm taking you home
00:34:21this is it from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:29for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make
00:34:36it easier for me to um supervise you
00:34:43where am I gonna sleep well I only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to
00:34:51share a bed with me uh no that's maybe we probably shouldn't um I'm messing
00:34:59with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you come on
00:35:04I'll show you your room this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir
00:35:16the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at
00:35:20least another month to fully understand it a month not a chance I am gonna give
00:35:30you three days and I want consistent progress reports sir if we have to rush
00:35:35things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:35:39smarter I'm giving you three days Eric mr. Dorsey I want things you dropped
00:35:47your keyboard Oh get back to work mr. Dorsey things are going great we'll be
00:35:56on stage two in three more days that's good to hear you know I knew I could
00:36:01trust you with this
00:36:09don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:17your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market I'll be
00:36:25sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what I
00:36:29need who wants to be just department head if I can keep rising the ranks I'll
00:36:33be the next vice president of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my job is to put the
00:36:39plans of expert strategists like yourself into action I believe that if I
00:36:44were the vice president of this company I could do that even more effectively if
00:36:49this project does well I'll see what I could do for you really that's great
00:36:52thank you so much sir
00:36:56you're up
00:37:13Oh
00:37:18come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:26right breakfast looks amazing when you're done with breakfast it's straight
00:37:41to work got it yeah good and when you're finished with your project I have a
00:37:54reward waiting all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a
00:38:13lot to do and not a lot of time so let's get to business and some good news for
00:38:20you guys I've been in touch with the financing department and you will be
00:38:24receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we
00:38:28wrap on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as
00:38:36a share in our product revenue here at Hendrix our employees are instrumental
00:38:43in our success and you will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen
00:38:49miss Hendricks oh amen miss Hendricks we will have good news for you soon
00:38:53yeah the news that we beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our side we can't lose
00:38:58beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:39:49you're hopeless both of you sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a
00:40:08simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing it up how did you blockheads
00:40:13get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's just
00:40:19waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish
00:40:25this by the deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad
00:40:32didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper and didn't Eric say
00:40:36everything was going fine was I wrong to trust him
00:40:46mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth we on track to make the
00:40:52deadline or not I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few
00:40:56finishing touches so things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask
00:41:03any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:41:10darling no no no no get me the report says
00:41:22let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit the fuck
00:41:28are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:40misandrics I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is
00:41:44nearing completion it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really
00:41:48that fast well there's a cocktail party three days from now Dorsey's gonna be
00:41:53there announcing their new product and pitching to investors they're taking
00:41:57things to the next level that William Dorsey is really milking all his
00:42:02connections if this goes well for them we're gonna be in a difficult spot well
00:42:06that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished too what really why
00:42:13would I lie we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the
00:42:17sooner they want to go public the easier be for us why would it be better for us
00:42:24Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board
00:42:29but Dorsey tech has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial
00:42:37version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:42:45have to lift a finger hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has
00:42:57been building off of the trial version that you made it's the only way they
00:43:01could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I
00:43:05wouldn't make a second time Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about
00:43:09that does make sense well then good thank you I'm grateful to you and the
00:43:15team for all your hard work tell everyone in the tech department that
00:43:19they can take the next three days off they'll need their rest before we bring
00:43:22product to market hmm yes miss Hendrix this is a big day for us why don't we
00:43:34end it with a drink aren't you a lightweight who said that I can handle
00:43:45I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you that's why that last week was a bad
00:44:07idea it was a good idea and I could have had at least two more yeah yeah no
00:44:14I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you wild okay no no super
00:44:27easy
00:44:31Eric how do you believe I want a guy like you
00:44:38hmm maybe you want to sober up
00:44:50I'm sober I know and what I want
00:45:08William we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have
00:45:13only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:45:21hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show what a
00:45:29buzzkill I'm coming no that's all right you know
00:45:35everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother bye
00:45:44hey hey where'd you go I missed you it's fine he just had a bit too much to
00:45:55drink you know there is a killer martini spot right up the street oh I can get
00:46:02the bartender to whip up something special for me I'd like that mm-hmm oh
00:46:06just so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from
00:46:11her ex over to me you know she's kind of woman you throw some money out and then
00:46:15send her away that's who she is how could you do this to me you know she she
00:46:24the funny thing is she thinks I actually love her I bagged a hundred babes that
00:46:30are better than her she's delusional oh how pathetic probably just broke up with
00:46:37her boyfriend or something yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break
00:46:47and I'll be waiting for you daddy
00:47:02it's going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to
00:47:08propose to William
00:47:17Eric it's so cold
00:47:38it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway beautiful come on get up I
00:48:00have your suit ready too where are we going
00:48:05where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey text little cocktail party
00:48:12what you doing hiding over here I told you you here is my girlfriend we have
00:48:41mr. Dorsey if money like yours there must be plenty of other girlfriends you
00:48:48can call okay what's gotten to you want me to cut your salary or something cuz I
00:48:54could do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted drunk words are sober
00:49:00thoughts okay mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you
00:49:06it's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm cheers
00:49:13cheers
00:49:30Oh
00:49:36well well well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey tech miss Hendricks
00:49:55see you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here why wouldn't I
00:50:02like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform firing
00:50:09him was your loss thanks to mr. Dorsey's leadership in my fearless efforts Dorsey
00:50:20tech AI platform is now reaching the market you talk a big game but the only
00:50:26reason why you're here is to ride our coattails so what's a really funny about
00:50:34that is that we're about to release our own AI platform oh is that so hmm well
00:50:43you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to make a
00:50:47platform that no one's gonna use burn do you hear that yeah I would say our
00:50:54monopoly on the tech industry is secure so miss Hendricks why don't you go on
00:51:00that little love train straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no
00:51:05one wants to use Jesus Eric didn't we like just break up look at you I already
00:51:13head over heels for another woman
00:51:17excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what the
00:51:27server crashed okay yep okay yeah um what the fuck server crashed I'll make
00:51:38a call yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got
00:51:44it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it
00:51:50amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved my tablet but it's
00:51:54only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my
00:51:59tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure
00:52:06people are gonna trust your new product yeah this doesn't concern you at all
00:52:11what's up man we figured out yeah got a fix no big deal
00:52:18no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal
00:52:26this is an internal affair sure and you were driven out so I would keep your
00:52:33mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:52:36emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will
00:52:40just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new
00:52:44mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:52:50you wouldn't dude like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your
00:52:55bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do I know I wrote the
00:53:02amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:53:08I wrote the amelioration algorithm I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me
00:53:14about the mysterious tech genius he hired was it really Eric all along oh
00:53:19what have I done shut up what mr. Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they
00:53:26are our competitors right believe whatever you want
00:53:30what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:53:39yeah so back when I recruited Eric I made the terms very clear I told him he
00:53:45could have whatever he wanted including me I'm not like some people ignoring
00:53:52talents and abusing their just what I have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:12so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendricks tech Dorsey is
00:54:18less an investment risk and they have greater potential I can't justify
00:54:23choosing your product over theirs mr. Brown we're a risk worth taking once you
00:54:29see our AI platform I guarantee you'll want to reconsider Bravo Bravo is quite
00:54:37an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr. Dorsey son it's a great pleasure
00:54:44this Hendricks and I were just having a little chat naturally I'll still be
00:54:48investing in the Dorsey tech yeah so um if you're here chasing investments I
00:54:54would suggest you just give up and go home with us here you won't get a
00:54:57ransom from these guys that's right over 90% of the guests here I've already
00:55:03invested in our new AI tech program best get out while you still can I'm afraid
00:55:10they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's
00:55:14new AI platform so and I can assure you that any investment you've made will not
00:55:19be wasted and your money will be paid back at Dorsey tech we treat our
00:55:25partners like family and that's why we love doing business with you if I were
00:55:29you I'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to invest
00:55:37in Dorsey tech hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too
00:55:45much longer
00:55:56sounds like a plan
00:56:00miss Hendricks didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to fend mr.
00:56:11Dorsey back there it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do
00:56:16you want miss Hendricks investors know to hedge their bets what Hendricks tech
00:56:22is doing is impressive and I want to offer my help I know you need funds to
00:56:28promote your products and I want to assist with that but you need to sign a
00:56:32contract first no way am I signing a contract with you at least hear the
00:56:38terms if your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you
00:56:46pay everything back what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking
00:56:50about hmm well it's definitely risky but I trust Eric mr. Brown we accept
00:56:59your offer
00:57:06today Dorsey Tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus
00:57:11was released in the United States on its first day AI plus has already gained more
00:57:16than 10 million users completely equipsing the efforts of their chief
00:57:20competitor Hendricks Tech which also launched their new platform AI King on
00:57:24the same day everyone Hendricks has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new
00:57:31product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office
00:57:37Griffin yes sir
00:57:41relax mr. Dorsey Hendricks Tech is no threat yeah I know remember when you
00:57:55said that if this project went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah
00:57:59I remember but AI plus has just barely hit the market we can't even call it a
00:58:04success yet right true yeah I have news talk to me the bad news is that Hendricks
00:58:17Tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought the good news is that
00:58:21their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours okay all right I'll take it I'll
00:58:28take it like I said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no no not yet
00:58:35how'd a Hendricks Tech even get that product out in that timeline I mean they
00:58:39got started much later than we did I heard from a source at their company
00:58:43that their lead engineer is highly skilled lead engineer Eric I thought he
00:58:51was supposed to be a nobody right dad what's up Oh got it the boss is coming
00:59:11we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good what is it now
00:59:17our AI platform and company server have both crashed what the fuck right every
00:59:23time oh seriously god damn dude what the fuck is going on
00:59:36crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it they don't just
00:59:40sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an issue with the system's core
00:59:44framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it we're using
00:59:48the same framework to Eric bill before he left Eric the guy I fired yeah Eric
00:59:52with the K er I came you took credit for someone else's work
00:59:58lie to me mr. Dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why
01:00:04didn't you rebuild the core framework mr. Dorsey we need to focus on getting the
01:00:07company server up and running our users trust depends on it speak what happened
01:00:12to the company server sir he was the one I didn't do shit shut your mouth go
01:00:17the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes it's
01:00:22not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:25every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's
01:00:29been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the AI platform went down brought
01:00:34the whole server down along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your
01:00:42William all of our users are switching over to Hendricks tech AI platform what
01:00:47should we do how the fuck am I supposed to know
01:00:55mr. Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down
01:00:59like this look sir I can explain I'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed
01:01:11500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99
01:01:25Oh
01:01:35hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your
01:01:42fault this is all your fault mr. Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying
01:01:49to help the company I've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody
01:01:54tech departments what was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadline
01:01:58no no don't make this about me I get it now you were using my promotion as bait
01:02:03you were never gonna make me VP you want your job or not is that a threat fire me
01:02:09do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I
01:02:15we do see when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people go ahead
01:02:24fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey
01:02:29tech you were never the prize tech genius at Dorsey tech you were the
01:02:33slacker my father warned me about
01:02:44I'm ashamed to call you my son what the hell have you done to my company
01:02:52dad I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:03:00the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired where's Eric yeah I
01:03:09fired Eric you fired him what was that was that a mistake
01:03:18then are you okay hey are you okay I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to
01:03:27Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you
01:03:35fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along
01:03:44God I fucked up where is Eric now I will get down on my knees and beg him to
01:03:51come back Eric is that Hendricks tech
01:04:00sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company sir
01:04:11bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's
01:04:16going on the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at
01:04:21least 30 car accidents across the u.s. like six people have died
01:04:33no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code
01:04:39that was faulty no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that
01:04:43happened but I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote I'm only
01:04:48guilty of using his work everything else was his fault I wrote the amelioration
01:04:54algorithm God I mistook the genius for the loser I'm not going down like this
01:05:01Dorsey tech ain't finished yet finished Griffin take this man to the police if
01:05:10Dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:32mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be
01:05:41returning the five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your
01:05:46generosity I'm sorry mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:05:54we beat Dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:05:59might have otherwise received no no more buts goodbye mr. Brown
01:06:13tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you I'm sure it'll be very
01:06:21you have no idea I know I messed up before it's all over for Dorsey tech now
01:06:33is there anything you can do to help me what the hell are you doing grabbing my
01:06:40boyfriend boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're living together and
01:06:49we're getting married soon too you you can't no it's not possible
01:06:58you dumped him and treated him like trash it's a little weird for you to
01:07:05come crawling back guys
01:07:20you're hot when you're bossy do you like yeah Eric what yeah Eric
01:07:41Eric you know how much I've done for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:50we need your help mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I returned when your
01:07:56son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation oh has
01:08:03he not told you now that is not how it went down at all it was that dirtbag
01:08:09Eric with the C who went behind my back and got me all mixed up oh yeah well
01:08:15your little mix-up made me lose everything I had including my career did
01:08:21it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake Eric I am really sorry
01:08:28I don't want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you so would you
01:08:36please leave our office now would you please leave our office we wish Dorsey
01:08:46tech the very best
01:09:06you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech
01:09:12dad dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:23so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they
01:09:30have to live with the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet
01:09:36taste of victory