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00:00Achikochi Odori!
00:01Tonight, we have a new year-like, heart-warming project!
00:06This year, will it be a heart-warming year?
00:08It's the Doyori Poem Presentation!
00:12Thank you!
00:14The atmosphere is getting more and more suspicious.
00:17I'm having fun with this face!
00:19I'm having fun too!
00:22This year, the three groups will be very busy,
00:25but they'll be able to let go of the worries they've been hiding in their hearts!
00:29I'm fat, bald, and smelly,
00:32but I know it's because of this guy!
00:35I was going to treat Nanbara-san to a meal!
00:39What's with you?!
00:44A naked talk variety show, Achikochi Odori!
00:47It's starting tonight!
00:50The Doyori Poem is about the feelings you feel while you're alive.
00:55The three groups are Minamikawa-kun, Mogurider, and Lalando!
01:02Thank you!
01:06They were very busy in 2024.
01:09Yes, they were.
01:11Why did they suddenly start with the Doyori Poem?
01:14They were busy, and there were a lot of things going on.
01:20Minamikawa-kun, you're a Break Talent, right?
01:24I'm in 6th place in the Break Talent ranking.
01:26Wow, that's amazing!
01:28He remembers it all!
01:30That's amazing!
01:32What about you?
01:33I'm in Travis Japan.
01:35Travis Japan?!
01:36For real?
01:38Yes.
01:39I'm the only one with a pin.
01:41So I'm in 1st place.
01:44You had a full schedule last year, right?
01:46Not at all.
01:47I still have a part-time job.
01:49You have a part-time job?
01:50Yes, I do.
01:51You're lying!
01:53No, I'm not.
01:55I have a part-time job as a dentist in Shibuya.
01:58That's a fake part-time job.
02:01That's a fake part-time job.
02:03Please don't call it a fake part-time job.
02:05That's a fake part-time job.
02:07You do a lot of things, right?
02:09You're very active.
02:11Yes, I am.
02:12I'm a host of a porn program, and I'm also a host of a TV show.
02:15Wow, that's a lot.
02:17Basically, I don't have a part-time job.
02:20I can't choose.
02:22I got a anesthesia for my comedy.
02:24I see.
02:25How was it?
02:26It was anesthesia.
02:27You're not going to be okay.
02:28I had a anesthesia session with three people.
02:30Three people?
02:31Really?
02:32He's a anesthesia comedian.
02:34He's a comedian.
02:35He's the one who made a fuss.
02:36He almost died because he did that.
02:39He almost died.
02:40I'm counting on you.
02:41I said I got anesthesia because I asked him to.
02:44You didn't get it.
02:46I'm a big fan of him.
02:48You don't look like you're a big fan of him.
02:51No one's listening to me.
02:53You're a big fan of him.
02:54You said you did a lot of things.
02:56How was it?
02:57I was a salesman.
03:00You were a salesman.
03:01But you couldn't do comedy well at all.
03:03You did a great job.
03:04It's cheap.
03:06Wait a minute.
03:07Wait a minute.
03:08I don't want to do it anymore.
03:09Stop it.
03:10You two are forcing me to do it.
03:13I saw you rehearsing earlier.
03:15I told you not to do it.
03:17My junior, Nishida, told me not to do it.
03:22I've never seen him on TV.
03:24It's cold.
03:25It's cold.
03:26He was stiff.
03:27He was stiff.
03:28He was stiff.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:30I'm sorry.
03:31I'm sorry.
03:32You were busy, weren't you?
03:34I was busy, but I did it.
03:38He's Johnson.
03:40He's Johnson.
03:41He's great.
03:42I heard that Tomoshi was shocked.
03:46I heard that Tomoshi was shocked.
03:48I heard that Tomoshi was shocked.
03:49He was 1.5 times bigger while he was on the show.
03:54He was confident.
03:55He was confident.
03:56He was trying to get me to buy him a drink.
04:00No way.
04:02What's going on here?
04:03What's going on here?
04:05I've been taking care of him, so I have to treat him to a drink.
04:09I was shocked.
04:12When Johnson's show started, it felt like a show that had been going on for 10 or 20 years.
04:19I was excited.
04:20It was like everyone's dream.
04:22It was a dream, wasn't it?
04:23That's right.
04:25Now that I think about it, before it officially ended,
04:28it didn't air for about 10 weeks. It was like it was over.
04:32It was? What's that?
04:33That's not true.
04:3410 weeks?
04:36Is that on TV?
04:3810 weeks of regular airing.
04:4110 weeks?
04:42I was really told that it was over.
04:48It's not over yet.
04:50It's not over yet.
04:52Among the regular members, you started with the feeling that you should do your best.
04:56I think the bond with the members has deepened.
04:58Of course, of course.
05:00Before, I had a complicated feeling.
05:02Kamaitachi and others were amazing.
05:07It was my first time, but I was a little happy.
05:11Because you're friends.
05:13I felt a little proud.
05:16That's right. When we performed together, we had a great bond.
05:20Was it the second novel of Nishida?
05:24Yes, it was the second novel.
05:25I heard that it was really good.
05:29Sakuma was so good that he was shaking his head.
05:32Happy?
05:33I was wondering why he could draw so well.
05:36I'm glad to hear that.
05:38It's good to have a partner.
05:40I see a lot of things that can be teased, but it's good to be able to draw a book.
05:45I think the book is very good.
05:48However, it doesn't keep the deadline.
05:50The person in charge of it has a head.
05:54If you want to be a drama artist or a movie artist, you need to have a sense of responsibility.
05:59I'm a little scared.
06:01I don't think I have a sense of responsibility to have a team.
06:04It's tough.
06:06I'm sure he's doing the right thing.
06:08I'm sure he's doing everything right.
06:10Nishida, are you suddenly writing like a samurai?
06:14You don't keep the deadline.
06:16Mr. Kitagawa Renzo.
06:18It's not like me.
06:21I wrote all the novels in my notebook.
06:25I couldn't use my computer anymore.
06:27Really?
06:29I talked about it in an interview.
06:32I wanted to do it in my own room.
06:35Recently, a fan gave me a small version of the iPad.
06:40I put a keyboard on it.
06:43I saw him typing.
06:45He typed like an L.
06:47Now?
06:49He's a genius.
06:54When I was in the magazine, only Mr. Kitagawa Renzo and Mr. Nishida were handwritten.
06:58Really?
07:00That's right.
07:02Mr. Kitagawa Renzo.
07:04Mr. Kitagawa Renzo, Mr. Kitagawa Renzo, Mr. Nishida.
07:06Only Mr. Nishida was handwritten.
07:08I'll be a cruiser soon.
07:10I'll be a cruiser soon.
07:12I'll go to the warehouse.
07:14You have a very busy schedule.
07:18Festivals, concerts, music.
07:20In May, I had a tour of a band and a solo concert.
07:25I did both.
07:27After all, you can't do two more things.
07:31It's a mess.
07:33The band members are professionals.
07:35I can do it well.
07:37I make mistakes every time.
07:39I'm not a professional.
07:41I'm a professional.
07:43I'm a professional.
07:45I'm a professional.
07:47I keep repeating professional and amateur.
07:49Mr. Nishida, do you make mistakes like a young man?
07:53I don't make any mistakes.
07:55I don't make mistakes like a novelist.
07:59What do you mean by a novelist?
08:01I was in a musical.
08:03I was a prince and I came down to the city.
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10:53I see.. I won't use this anymore
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11:01lihat-vouz
11:05I pushed it
11:07I pushed it
11:09you said it
11:11Let's move on. Next is Shiba-kun.
11:15Here is Shiba-kun's poem.
11:18I haven't been able to get along with people of my age, like middle-aged men and women of my age.
11:27Wow, that's amazing.
11:30I've been thinking about this for years.
11:34How old are you, Shiba-kun?
11:35I'm 41.
11:36When I was a kid, I was like, this can't be true.
11:41You're an adult now.
11:43It's been a long time.
11:44It's been a long time.
11:46If I don't send it, no one will receive it.
11:49I thought, this can't be an adult.
11:53Now I have two kids.
11:56Isn't it crazy?
11:59For example, who do you want to send this to?
12:04I want to send it to the producer of the show I'm in.
12:11I want to send it to Keiichi Mikawa.
12:14I see.
12:16He made me sing his song in M-1.
12:19He made me meet Mikawa right away.
12:21Even when he said, this is good.
12:26Mikawa refused it when we saw it.
12:29He said, let's do it together.
12:31If he said, let's do it together.
12:33Every time I meet him, he gives me something.
12:38Do you want to do it?
12:40I've been thinking about it for a long time.
12:42I've been thinking about it for a long time.
12:44But I don't know what to do.
12:46I don't know how to do it.
12:48For example, when Wakabayashi-san gets a call from me,
12:52I don't know what to do.
12:54I don't think so.
12:56I don't know what to do.
12:58I don't know what to do.
12:59I don't know what to do.
13:01I think so.
13:03I think so.
13:05I think so.
13:07I'll take a picture and give you an X.
13:09I'll take a picture and give you an X.
13:11You can do it naturally.
13:14You can do it naturally.
13:16You can do it naturally.
13:18You don't think so, do you?
13:20I don't think so.
13:22You have your own agency.
13:24You have your own agency.
13:26That's important.
13:27But your wife does it, too.
13:29She does it.
13:31She's good at it.
13:33Does Audrey do it?
13:35Does Kubi do it?
13:37I have a friend who does it.
13:40I've never had a job interview like this.
13:43I've never thought it was bad to do it.
13:46I've never thought it was bad to do it.
13:48You did it and became famous.
13:51It's amazing.
13:54You're becoming more and more famous.
13:57Hara-san, you are going to be the one who gets to stand up after you do Oseibo?
14:03You think that's why we're doing this?
14:05I think if you do Oseibo for 3 consecutive years, You can do 4 strong ones.
14:17Oh, I see!
14:19I can't help it.
14:21I can understand that.
14:23Okay, I get it.
14:25It's not like I'm doing it, but I'm sure there's something to it.
14:28I'm sure there's something to it.
14:30I've met people who I've never been involved with before.
14:36I think, oh, you're doing it right.
14:41If you're a star, you're a star.
14:43That's true.
14:45Hideki Takahashi would definitely do this.
14:47I'm sure he would.
14:49At the fireworks festival.
14:51I don't know how to open it.
14:53I don't know what it's like to drink soju.
14:55I don't know.
15:00What do you use this for?
15:05That's why I'm not a person of the upper class.
15:08I don't think I'm the one who's not allowed to use it.
15:11I don't know if I'm not allowed to use it.
15:14That's right.
15:15It's pathetic.
15:16There will be more places like that.
15:19Let's move on.
15:20Next is Tomoshige-kun.
15:22Here is Tomoshige-kun's poem.
15:25After the show, M-1 fell.
15:29I have a lot of work only for my partner.
15:32I'm irritated by the voice on the internet.
15:35The comment, Tomoshige of the wind,
15:38I laughed because it was too good.
15:41This is a good poem.
15:43There is such a thing as Tomoshibi of the wind.
15:47There was a person who said it was Tomoshige of the wind.
15:50I laughed a little.
15:53I thought so.
15:56I thought it was like that.
15:58Is there a time when it is a coincidence?
16:00It may not be good to look too much at the internet.
16:02I want to see it.
16:04I'm the type of person who does a lot of English search.
16:06If you tell me about me, I'll watch most of it.
16:10You're looking at your cell phone at 6 o'clock, right?
16:12I'm curious.
16:14I'm curious.
16:16I'm going to take a picture and save it.
16:19I'm going to take it to the drinking table.
16:21What do you think about this?
16:23I don't like it.
16:25It's not fun at all.
16:27I wonder if it's right.
16:29Don't you look at SNS at all?
16:32I don't look at it.
16:34I thought it was okay.
16:38I don't get better in Japan.
16:40I don't get well.
16:44I'm in a club game.
16:46I've lost.
16:48I've been saying that.
16:50I think it's like them.
16:52I'm so angry.
16:54I'm losing.
16:56I'm losing.
16:58I'm noisy.
17:00I'm being cut off.
17:02I'm being pulled.
17:04There is no meaning.
17:06When I say I'll do my best,
17:08I can't help it.
17:10I can't help it.
17:12I can't help it.
17:14But I watch it.
17:16You're happy to be praised.
17:18I'm happy when I'm praised.
17:22I don't have much in my life.
17:26I haven't written a story.
17:28I haven't been taught the story.
17:30I haven't been taught the story.
17:32I'm sorry.
17:34That's amazing.
17:36I've never been told I'm respected.
17:38I've never been taught.
17:40I'm thinking about how to make myself meaningful.
17:44Sometimes, I'm on social media.
17:46I'm glad I was born.
17:48I'm glad I was born.
17:50It's a game of hand-to-hand combat.
17:52I'm glad I was born.
17:54I'm glad I was born.
17:56I don't know if I'm surprised.
17:58I don't know if I'm surprised.
18:00I don't like social media at all.
18:06It's scary. It's disgusting.
18:08It's about the government.
18:10It's a real connection.
18:13Let's move on.
18:14Next is Saaya-kun.
18:16Here is Saaya-kun's poem.
18:21No matter how diverse this country is,
18:25I want to respect the fact that Nishida is big and smelly.
18:30What is this sentence?
18:32I want to respect him.
18:34He is big and smelly.
18:36He is big and smelly.
18:38What surprised me the other day was that he was talking after brushing his teeth,
18:41but his breath was so smelly.
18:43I wondered where he was brushing his teeth.
18:46He was just brushing his teeth like this.
18:50I thought he wasn't talking.
18:54It's impossible to do that on TV.
18:58It's the same with parenting.
19:00We have to recognize diversity.
19:05Of course, I think it's the same for everyone except Nishida.
19:09For example, whether someone is fat, beautiful, or dirty,
19:14his personality is very suitable for everyone except Nishida.
19:20I know it's Nishida's fault that Nishida is fat, skinny, and smelly.
19:26So, I think it's okay to make fun of Nishida.
19:30You can do it yourself, but you don't do it.
19:33I don't do it, and I do it as much as I can.
19:36You can avoid it.
19:37I can avoid it.
19:39But I know he's trying to lose weight in vain.
19:43When I came back from the convenience store,
19:46there were sandwiches, burritos, onigiri, and churros for lunch.
19:53But when I looked at the drink, it was zero coke.
19:56I thought, don't be silly.
19:59I thought I could lose weight with that.
20:02Zero coke is amazing.
20:03I thought I should drink zero coke.
20:06If you're going to be fat, you should be bold and fat.
20:09But he's getting fat while thinking a little.
20:13I don't like it.
20:14I don't like it.
20:15I don't like it.
20:16I don't like it.
20:17Is there anything you don't like?
20:18I weigh 110 kg now.
20:21That's a lot.
20:22It's almost the maximum in my life.
20:25Of course, I feel like I shouldn't get any fatter.
20:28I see.
20:29It's in you.
20:30110 kg is crazy.
20:32It's crazy.
20:33When I sleep, I can't breathe.
20:37That's scary.
20:38110 kg.
20:39This is a C-PAP.
20:41It's a device that sends air in.
20:44When you're too fat, the passage of air in your nose is narrow.
20:49When you send air in, your mouth opens and air comes out of your mouth.
20:56This C-PAP sends humid air through water.
21:01It's like a humidifier through me.
21:05It's like a human humidifier.
21:08You smell.
21:11You smell.
21:12She doesn't tell you anything?
21:14This is the fourth year I've lived with her.
21:17She's been patient.
21:19I've never been told anything.
21:21It's been four years.
21:23No, that's not right.
21:25You have to smell it.
21:27You have to smell it.
21:30I brushed my teeth before I came here.
21:34It's possible that it doesn't smell.
21:36What a pain.
21:38That's awful.
21:39Pants!
21:42Sorry, but this isn't a theater.
21:46I can't do this kind of low level comedy.
21:49The stage is so low.
21:52This is awful.
21:56Next up, we have Nishida-kun.
21:58Here's Nishida-kun's Don Yolo poem.
22:01This is it.
22:02Comedians shouldn't get married, right?
22:07Why?
22:09There are a lot of people who are married.
22:10So today, except for us...
22:13That's right.
22:14There are a lot of people who are not married.
22:17Young people these days get married relatively early.
22:21When you hear about marriage,
22:24you hear a lot about how to get married without being found out.
22:29How to play without being found out.
22:33If you're not married,
22:35you hear a lot about how to do things freely.
22:40From your seniors?
22:42Yes, from my seniors.
22:44Anyway, there are a lot of people who are not married.
22:46In that sense, I think it's better not to get married.
22:53You're supposed to be more popular when you're famous.
22:59You can't stand the temptation.
23:02I don't think I can stand it either.
23:04I see.
23:05She's just the first place.
23:08The first place.
23:10If the next person comes out,
23:12she may threaten the first place.
23:15I think you don't have to get married.
23:19If you win a lot of books,
23:22win a lot of awards,
23:24and become a teacher,
23:26you'll be popular, right?
23:27You'll be popular.
23:29She's okay with that statement.
23:32I've been invited to her New Year's party.
23:38I've talked about this in various places.
23:42A relative of mine who runs a fish shop
23:46put a big knife he cut a yellowtail with here.
23:52He said he wouldn't forgive me if I made him cry.
23:57It seems to be working.
23:59It's dangerous.
24:01It's dangerous.
24:03I have a feeling that the first place is the first place.
24:07That's amazing.
24:09It's because you're married.
24:11If something happens, it's a problem.
24:14Of course.
24:16You're not going to get married?
24:18I'd like to get married when I'm in my 40s.
24:26But I think it's too early.
24:29I have a feeling that I've changed.
24:33If someone told me that my daughter was the first place,
24:37I'd kill him.
24:39I see.
24:40I'd stab him in the back.
24:42I'd stab him in the back.
24:44I understand what you're saying.
24:49On the other hand,
24:51if you get married, you'll be in the first place.
24:54You'll be in the first place.
24:55It's called death.
24:57Popular vs. death.
24:59It's a lame story,
25:01but everyone who said the same thing 10 years ago
25:04I've been married to young people.
25:07There are times when things change.
25:10When you're in your 40s,
25:12you'll get married to someone who's 15 years younger than you.
25:15Celebrities do that.
25:19Is that a good thing?
25:21No.
25:22It's a good thing.
25:24Everyone knows that.
25:26The person you like is the same age as you.
25:28Or you're looking for someone younger than you.
25:31I don't know how many times I've said this,
25:34but I've never thought of getting married when I was in my 30s.
25:40I've been writing surveys on TV for the past 10 years.
25:46When I turned 40,
25:48I was like,
25:49what am I doing?
25:51I wrote a survey and went to the TV station.
25:53I thought I was safe.
25:55I thought I was safe.
25:57When I got home,
25:59I was like,
26:00what am I doing?
26:03This isn't fun.
26:05I was like,
26:06what am I doing?
26:07When I got home,
26:08I was 40 years old.
26:09So,
26:10even if I find someone I can get along with,
26:13there's no one younger than me.
26:16There's no one younger than me.
26:18I'm 40 years old,
26:19and I'm in a relationship with a 37-year-old.
26:21There's no one younger than me in the world.
26:23I see.
26:24That's how it is.
26:26It's surprising.
26:27It's surprising.
26:28It's surprising.
26:29The gap between the world and the entertainment industry is huge.
26:34The gap is huge.
26:35I see.
26:36So,
26:37when I turned 40,
26:39I had a friend who was underage and wanted a girlfriend.
26:43She was about 27 years old.
26:45I see.
26:46So,
26:47I asked her,
26:49how old was she?
26:51It was an old question.
26:53I see.
26:54I don't like this.
26:55You're 41 years old,
26:57but you're only 33.
26:59Wow.
27:00So, you're not from the prefecture.
27:02You're not from the prefecture.
27:04I asked her what I should do when I'm not from the prefecture.
27:06She said,
27:07I'm from the prefecture,
27:08so make me eat something expensive and delicious.
27:10She said that.
27:12What's that?
27:13She's from the prefecture.
27:14She's from the prefecture.
27:15She's a girl who wore leather jackets at an apparel store.
27:19She said,
27:20I'm from the prefecture, so make me eat something expensive.
27:22So, I gave up once.
27:24I didn't want to get married.
27:25I wanted to live alone.
27:26If you bear such a sorrow,
27:28you don't have to get married.
27:29That's right.
27:30So,
27:31Nishida was 40 years old.
27:33We were about 45 or 46 years old.
27:35Now,
27:36we're in our 20s.
27:38I think it's a good situation.
27:41I see.
27:42I see.
27:43I think we're going to have a handsome man.
27:49You're fat and smelly.
27:51I haven't forgotten that.
27:53Nishida was 40 years old.
27:54He's fatter and smellier than before.
27:57I'm bigger than this.
27:58I'm smellier than this.
28:00I can't stand it.
28:01I can't stand it.
28:02I can't stand it.
28:03I can't stand it.
28:04I can't stand it.
28:05I can't stand it.
28:06I can't stand it.
28:07Who do you like better,
28:08the first or the second?
28:09Who do you like better, the first or the second?
28:10I think it's better to be late when you look at it from this side.
28:13I want to hug a novelist.
28:15You're great.
28:16You're great.
28:17You're a great girl.
28:18I want to hug a female novelist.
28:19I want to hug a female novelist.
28:23I want to add my essence to her work.
28:26Wow.
28:27Wow.
28:29That's great.
28:30That's great.
28:31You're immersed in the work.
28:34That's great.
28:35That's great.
28:36That's great.
28:37What's your wish?
28:38What's your wish?
28:39That's great.
28:40You're good at that.
28:41You're good at that.
28:42You're good at that.
28:43You're good at that.
28:44But I can't help it if I think about it.
28:45I see.
28:46I'm not sure what I'm doing.
28:48I'm just going to be sitting on the hardcover.
28:54I'm not just standing there.
28:56I'm going to be standing on the hardcover.
28:58I'm just going to be standing there.
29:02I'm afraid that love will be going on while I'm not here.
29:08Kintaro is amazing.
29:10He's a Tomb Raider.
29:13Concentrate on the recording.
29:19Let's move on.
29:21Next is Shiba-kun.
29:23Here is Shiba-kun's poem.
29:25I still don't know the stance when I was called as a handsome comedian.
29:32This is really long.
29:36I'm often called as a handsome comedian.
29:43I'm often called as a handsome comedian in magazines.
29:49For example, when I'm in a variety show,
29:53I'm often called as a handsome comedian.
29:56I'm often called as a handsome comedian in magazines.
30:01I don't know if the person who called me handsome is just playing around.
30:07Or he's just trying to look cool.
30:11I don't know if he's just trying to look cool.
30:17Everyone's feet are not the same.
30:23I hope everyone is cool.
30:30I don't care what people say.
30:34I don't care what people say.
30:37I don't care what people say.
30:43If you don't have the same standard as me,
30:46I can't move.
30:50If you don't have the same standard as me,
30:52then please leave me alone.
30:55I'm not trying to look cool.
31:01I was in a movie.
31:04I played a high school student.
31:07I was a 41-year-old man.
31:09I was the most handsome high school student in my class.
31:13Raul was the main character.
31:16He was Raul's classmate.
31:19Raul was the classmate of another 20-year-old actor.
31:24I was the most handsome actor in my class.
31:29I was surprised.
31:31I was a manga author.
31:33I had to be faithful to manga.
31:36I was a long-haired character.
31:39I had thin glasses.
31:42I tried to match the glasses with the director and the costume.
31:47I tried to match the glasses with the director and the costume.
31:50I looked like Shogo Kariyazaki.
31:57I was a high school student.
32:02I was the most handsome high school student in my class.
32:05Shogo Kariyazaki was funny.
32:09What did you do?
32:11I tried to match the glasses with the director and the costume.
32:13I tried to match the glasses with the director and the costume.
32:15I was scared.
32:18What did you do?
32:20I saw the finished work.
32:23I made a white blur on the scene where I appeared.
32:27You did?
32:29You did?
32:31You did?
32:33What do you mean?
32:35What do you mean?
32:37What did you want me to do?
32:43You wanted to be called handsome.
32:46Can I switch roles?
32:48If I switch roles with you,
32:51I'm sure I'll get hit 200 times.
32:54200 times?
32:56200 times.
32:58You're a treasure.
33:01You're a treasure.
33:04You're a treasure.
33:06I can't use it.
33:08You can't use it?
33:10I can't use it.
33:12Next is Saya-kun.
33:14Next is Saya-kun.
33:16Next is Saya-kun.
33:18She drank and vomited.
33:20She drank and vomited.
33:22She drank and vomited.
33:24She vomited and vomited.
33:26She died as a human pump.
33:28She died as a human pump.
33:30I think of this every day.
33:32She drank a lot.
33:34She drank a lot.
33:36I had a birthday party yesterday.
33:40From 8.30 a.m. to this morning.
33:44We played rock-paper-scissors.
33:46If I lost, I had to go to the bathroom.
33:50That's a bad way of looking at it.
33:52If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't have had fun.
33:54If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't have had fun.
33:56I've been a classmate since college.
33:58I've been a classmate since college.
34:00My house was far away.
34:02My house was far away.
34:04I went home around 8 a.m.
34:06I went home around 8 a.m.
34:08Because it was in Hachioji.
34:10I had to take a shuttle bus.
34:12I had to leave the city at 8 a.m.
34:16I see.
34:18I went out to Shinjuku Kabukicho at 8 a.m.
34:20and got to my house at 11 p.m.
34:22I went out to Shinjuku Kabukicho at 8 a.m.
34:24and got to my house at 11 p.m.
34:26I see.
34:28I'm afraid that everyone will be in love while I'm gone.
34:32I'm afraid that everyone will be in love while I'm gone.
34:36I thought it was a joke, so I went home.
34:38I think it's because of the spring.
34:42I'm 29 years old now, but I'm finally able to blow up.
34:47You're doing what you couldn't do back then.
34:52You're like Wakabayashi Shimazaki.
34:54You're like Wakabayashi Shimazaki.
34:57You're both very talented people.
35:02I drink with a lot of musicians in my band.
35:06I drink in a very dim place.
35:09Do you feel scared?
35:12I was taken to a bar with two big dogs.
35:16Isn't that amazing?
35:18I was so happy to be in a place like this.
35:23It's like a business.
35:24I thought it was a business.
35:26There were two dogs.
35:27I was talking to the owner of the bar.
35:31I thought he was cute.
35:33When I touched him, he bit me a lot.
35:35Do you bite properly?
35:36That's right.
35:37He's getting better at drinking.
35:39He's bleeding a lot.
35:41That's a lot of talk.
35:43I think it's crazy.
35:45That's a great way to drink.
35:46Next is Minamikawa.
35:48Here's Minamikawa's poem.
35:52I was fascinated by the beauty of the female talent who plays with Kintaro.
35:59What is this?
36:01Please listen to this.
36:02I don't want to listen.
36:03Please listen to this.
36:04This is Wakabayashi Shimazaki's favorite story.
36:07What does this poem mean?
36:08For example,
36:10I went to a location.
36:11There are about 10 people.
36:14There are two or three entertainers.
36:17There are female talents and idols.
36:19I want to do a mission.
36:22Kintaro is very active.
36:25He is very interesting.
36:27He is like a Tomb Raider.
36:30He is very interesting.
36:33The entertainers like Kintaro.
36:36He is doing various impersonations.
36:39If you ask him to do a Tomb Raider, he will do it.
36:42If you ask him to do a Kisaburo Kiharu, he will do it.
36:45He does everything.
36:47Kintaro is doing his best.
36:49The entertainers and idols are laughing.
36:53However, the female talent who has to laugh a little.
36:57His face is getting more and more like KAKUMOYUKI.
37:01He is overdoing it.
37:04He is showing the atmosphere of KANJI.
37:07He has to develop it a little.
37:09He has to explain it as a project.
37:12When the emcee explains it, he is a little mean.
37:16He is like a Tomb Raider.
37:19When the female talent comes out, he is like a Tomb Raider.
37:24He is getting more and more like KAKUMOYUKI.
37:27His face is fun.
37:31He is not just having fun.
37:33You should focus on recording.
37:35You should let Minamikawa do it.
37:40I will do it.
37:43Kintaro is amazing.
37:46He is amazing.
37:48He doesn't hold back.
37:51He is getting more and more like KAKUMOYUKI.
37:55He is like JACK NICHOLSON.
37:59He is like TADAI NAKAJIMA.
38:01Kintaro's show is exciting.
38:05He doesn't hold back at all.
38:07When the female talent comes out, he is like a Tomb Raider.
38:13He is doing it himself.
38:15He doesn't hold back at all.
38:18He is like a Tomb Raider.
38:22Wait a minute.
38:24Murashige is not talking at all.
38:27The correct answer is Murashige.
38:31I want Murashige to be a Tomb Raider.
38:34Murashige's facial wrinkles are deep.
38:39I think Murashige is the only one.
38:41Kintaro is serious.
38:43Kintaro, I have to talk to you.
38:46I have to talk to you.
38:48Stop it.
38:50I don't want to talk to you anymore.
38:52I don't want to talk to you anymore.
38:54It's funny.
38:56Murashige is serious.
39:00Murashige is serious.
39:03When I moved to Murashige, I said,
39:06Kintaro is amazing.
39:08Kintaro is enjoying himself.
39:12Kintaro is enjoying himself.
39:15Kintaro is a pro motor.
39:18Kintaro is a pro motor.
39:20He is funny.
39:23It's not funny at all.
39:27It's fun.
39:30You are a very funny person.
39:32It's not funny at all.
39:36I thought you were going to enjoy it.
39:37It was fun.
39:38You were just about to get beaten.
39:40I was thinking about that.
39:41You were so ready.
39:42I was.
39:43I was.
39:44Did you think I was ready, Murayasu?
39:45No, no, no!
39:46You should have been!
39:47It's all because of you!
39:48You're not a pro!
39:49I'm a pro!
39:50I'm a pro!
39:51I'm a pro!
39:58Hello.
39:59Thank you!
40:02I was sitting here in Yoshimoto's conference room.
40:06I was like,
40:07should I buy a dog or not?
40:09And he was like,
40:10I don't know.
40:15You're too young to be bald.
40:17You're going to be bald!
40:20You're going to be bald!
40:21I couldn't do anything.
40:23But when it was about 12 o'clock,
40:25I was like,
40:27I want to eat a sweet and sour meatball set meal.
40:30The seat next to me is mine.
40:32The four of them are having a talk.
40:36It's going viral!
40:38Ryusei-byo, Nukumineru, and Savannah are here.
40:41I don't know what's going on in Japan.
40:44They're sharing their worries.
40:47Achikochi Odori is on TVER U-NEXT.