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00:00:00I know I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that
00:00:12shit the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall this is bad do
00:00:16something the server is the company's lifeline if they break through the
00:00:19firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out
00:00:23hold on just let me relax there's got to be a way I can handle this you like
00:00:36hell this guy works in network operations you know fixing computers
00:00:39watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale
00:00:42hack do you know what to do we're running out of time
00:00:46desperate times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:59oh my god he's on with the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:06launch a DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
00:01:12hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I would sell you just some
00:01:16sort of network maintenance lacking but turns out you're a better programmer
00:01:19than I am how'd you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I
00:01:25heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet
00:01:36just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna shut them down one by
00:01:40one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some time
00:01:46you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:10Oh
00:02:12Oh
00:02:14Oh
00:02:27God finally God finally Oh slide out great
00:02:40hold on liner
00:02:44you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a night's work all right I'm gonna get
00:02:55some sleep
00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not
00:03:17sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:20ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think that boss
00:03:23would put him in a more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit
00:03:28around and chat in your job description Brenda who the hell is this this is
00:03:34William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey
00:03:41will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am
00:03:46I looking at two employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out
00:03:49at recess I honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't
00:03:54manage yourself let alone your entire team so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:01fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management it's
00:04:09gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff okay listen up
00:04:21listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day none of
00:04:25this half-assed bullshit anymore all right
00:04:30what does he think he is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero
00:04:39distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get
00:04:43something done for once oh it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with
00:04:55that junk instead of working you're fired
00:04:58excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one Dorsey
00:05:04tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right
00:05:08yes sir
00:05:14and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince who the
00:05:22hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:28meet your you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I
00:05:33know um that's not uh that's that's not what I meant
00:05:39Oh Fernanda what does he do he works in network maintenance what's the salary
00:05:44just about 500k a year Oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:51what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look I was I was working all
00:05:57night can I just take a rest you trying to clock in a time and a half for
00:06:00overtime I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you
00:06:07HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger-scale scam
00:06:11Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this I need
00:06:15to break up with this loser he must have pulled some strings to get a higher
00:06:20salary other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as
00:06:24him
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to
00:06:48follow him out hey look Dorsetec is still one of the top tech companies in
00:06:55Silicon Valley don't lose your jobs for me
00:06:59okay yeah boss's orders I won't hold it against you it's also a one-year
00:07:17anniversary right see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about mr. Dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so
00:07:35many employees on your first day as acting CEO it's better to be feared than
00:07:40loved I mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend is
00:07:47that it no he's not you deserve so much better
00:07:52I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser
00:07:58let's see
00:08:05just there is a guy oh what's up dad
00:08:17there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important
00:08:23matter we have an employee Eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him Eric
00:08:32Eric Martin isn't that the guy I just laid off yep just a second do we have
00:08:44any other employees named Eric this is the employee list yep I was trying to
00:08:54get him to work for us for years and finally poached he's in charge of our
00:08:57next-gen AI development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01yes Eric Martin AI development I see him Eric Martin AI development one of the
00:09:08top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley this the guy yeah that's him Eric Martin
00:09:14there's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job
00:09:18fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad I already did huh
00:09:23guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all boy keep it
00:09:28up once I'm feeling better I'll come around and see how things are going yeah
00:09:32just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:38no I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it
00:09:45gonna be and I mean what the fuck do you want mr. Dorsey um spit it out man
00:09:58what's up the company server just crashed you talked to me it's bad sir
00:10:05the customer complaints are getting out of control what should we do sir Eric
00:10:08saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then boom
00:10:12problem solved Fernanda you got his number right why don't you give him a
00:10:16call Eric what a dick forgets his tablet amelioration algorithm wait is
00:10:32this the code that fixes the server loophole damn this is good
00:10:41hello Eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr. Dorsey
00:10:47said that if you fix it you'll be generously rewarded on my way with Eric's
00:10:53codes I can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a hero so he said he's
00:11:03got it thank God
00:11:11still there's some question
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing I was just leaning him on I choose you of course
00:11:24all right
00:11:31I'm supposed to be off half-hour go where is she screw it
00:11:38you fucking asshole stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw
00:11:59this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth I can do whatever I want whoever I want bastard
00:12:12Eric you and me are over
00:12:29Fernanda are you serious pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your
00:12:36shirt why are you doing this Eric I told you
00:12:39we're done why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:58keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh yeah so I'm rich
00:13:08handsome you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and be here meet me
00:13:17Fernanda you're the reason I even stayed at doors shut up who knows what kind of
00:13:23lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:28you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:13:46and you are it's an honor to meet you mr. Dorsey I'm here to report that under
00:13:53my guidance our systems are back up and running normally you're Eric Martin I am
00:13:59I can see why my father spoke so highly of you idiots do they really not know I'm
00:14:04taking credit for that loser Eric's work whatever as long as the boss's son likes
00:14:09me I can keep climbing the ladder mr. Dorsey I know the asshole who tried to
00:14:15sabotage our company right after you were fired the system crashed there's
00:14:21reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge boss good news Eric
00:14:38Martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left Dorsey tech he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened ten minutes ago he was fired by the CEO's son William that's
00:14:49hilarious I want to see the look on that old hag
00:14:52Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got
00:14:56sacked by his idiot son but boss Hendricks tech is just a mid-level
00:15:01startup well if someone as talented as I'm really want to join us we have to
00:15:06get him on our side by any means necessary you have no idea how
00:15:12groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is get the car ready I'm going to the
00:15:19Dorsey office and Eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the system's
00:15:34crashed right after you got fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you
00:15:39still deny it bullshit you guys have always looked at me as
00:15:43some nobody maintenance worker now you're gonna blame me when the server
00:15:47gets hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a
00:15:53common sense you'd have a job I'm not gonna argue with you in front of mr.
00:15:56Dorsey what the hell are you trying to do you to tell them the truth that
00:16:02they're gonna take to the police station Eric I had no idea you were such a
00:16:07vengeful person what other tricks do you have of your
00:16:10sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are you
00:16:18waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any
00:16:23real evidence what are you doing man you don't got handcuffs really without a
00:16:33shred of remorse don't you know that mr. Dorsey's gonna make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr. Dorsey the way I see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah
00:16:43William a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on Eric
00:16:52Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of Silicon Valley bro I
00:17:09said one question does Asher the CEO know that I've been fired why should the
00:17:17CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit
00:17:23didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining Hendricks Tech
00:17:45he's joining Hendricks Tech I recognize you you're Evelyn Hendricks CEO of
00:17:55Hendricks Tech Evelyn what are you doing here I'm here for you of course I haven't
00:18:03seen you since college what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this
00:18:09how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees I would have expected better
00:18:12from you miss Hendricks these are high-level conversations between company
00:18:18CEOs someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:22miss Hendricks this prick Eric has severely sorry who are you I I'm I don't
00:18:32really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look right
00:18:35after I fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into
00:18:39our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man
00:18:44I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who Eric is of course I
00:18:57asked my father he said that Eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what Asher said word for word he said fire
00:19:12this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17Asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join Dorsey Tech
00:19:23it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this
00:19:26give me a break Eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time recruiting
00:19:30someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to
00:19:37say to you or Dorsey Tech Eric how would you feel about coming over to Hendricks
00:19:45Tech
00:19:49you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four
00:19:54million per year I want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:00I'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary you're giving him
00:20:15a lot of it you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose you know
00:20:19he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire I know you're trying to help but I don't want the
00:20:31money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join Hendricks Tech you can have
00:20:43anything you want including me
00:20:49okay look miss Hendricks you're a self-made woman which I respect so for
00:20:55your own good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is
00:20:59some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said it himself okay
00:21:05all right
00:21:08what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car
00:21:25the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell Asher that
00:21:32from this day forward I Eric Martin will finally be severing my ties with
00:21:38Dorsey Tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin
00:21:43with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even
00:21:49see your employees as human beings miss Hendricks I know that you and Dorsey
00:21:56Tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're actually
00:22:01struggling to compete with them don't worry I can help change that I can help
00:22:11change that look at yourself Eric offering to work for a smaller company
00:22:16what a joke I'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others
00:22:24how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage as the
00:22:29perpetrator of this attack I demand you to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and
00:22:33all of its customers and if you don't I'll have to press charges okay good
00:22:40luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but issue
00:22:45that apology stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating
00:22:51this then send a demand letter to Hendricks Tech and we'll see it as a
00:22:54declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:01you know what
00:23:05you know what
00:23:13let's go you'll be sick if I stay another second in this shithole
00:23:25mr. Dorsey don't waste time with those people Eric you've done well I'm gonna
00:23:33assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you what about
00:23:42me darling oh don't worry my dear I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:48you're gross I won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:23:55crash oh fuck the tablets in the office what should I say I used a one-of-a-kind
00:24:03code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running I can explain
00:24:08it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own
00:24:13code you know what don't even bother showing it to me I'm sure it's
00:24:17exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team I can relax thank
00:24:24you sir
00:24:31say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down
00:24:37on me now
00:24:39hello hi mr. Dorsey it's Evelyn Hendrix I'm just going to inform you that as of
00:24:53today Hendrix Tech has a horse in the AI development race AI development is the
00:25:00crown jewel of Dorsey Tech are you sure you want to challenge us as I said I'm
00:25:07just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:20what's that sly fox up to she knows I have my lethal weapon Eric so why would
00:25:27she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:43dad what's up tell me you didn't fire Eric
00:25:50okay just just calm down just for a second I only fired the slacker you told
00:25:56me about okay then explain to me why Hendrix Tech is suddenly wanting to go
00:26:00to war with us well I I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance I
00:26:06mean I'm not an idiot there's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down
00:26:12our entire server single-handedly
00:26:17she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash
00:26:21so you intentionally misled Evelyn she's out of the impression that the
00:26:27loser she poached from us is the mastermind behind Dorsey Tech's AI
00:26:32modeling that's what she had the guts to declare war nice job son it shows real
00:26:37initiative I think it's time you take full control of our next-gen AI modeling
00:26:43project really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to
00:26:54make Hendrix Tech the laughingstock of the whole industry all right bye bye I
00:27:02love sir AI modeling is the future of Dorsey Tech
00:27:11William just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon
00:27:16I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't
00:27:19forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:24you mean Eric Martin that's right all I have to do is stay hands-off and let him
00:27:31do what he does best as long as we have Eric Hendrix has a
00:27:36snowball's chance in hell plus Evelyn fell for Williams bluff and hired that
00:27:42clown Eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct so now
00:28:02that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's
00:28:07not bad small group but they're talented all we need is a few programmers with
00:28:13specialized knowledge in the field of AI precisely so is there any chance that
00:28:19our lead engineer mr. Martin could put together a team I heard that you weren't
00:28:26the only one that William Dorsey fired you've got it all figured out don't you
00:28:32all right give me a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:38welcome
00:28:46come in mr. Dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge
00:28:54of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer I'm putting you in
00:28:58charge of development I
00:29:04is there a problem no not at all don't worry I'm the right man for the job yes
00:29:18William there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech
00:29:23department have resigned the department can't function like this what what they
00:29:27just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached by a
00:29:32former employee poached by a former fucking Eric Martin William what should
00:29:38we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done
00:29:42for there's no need to freak out you still have me I can fix this yes no with
00:29:49you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution look we lost a few
00:29:54expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones I'll make a
00:30:00few calls
00:30:05like that I like that yes Oh fucking Eric Martin oh this is all going
00:30:15swimmingly now I can put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the
00:30:20whole company under my thumb Johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be
00:30:27assuming the role of department head and this is Ruby Leon and Matteo they're
00:30:33professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team
00:30:36Hendrix text AI work will be in good hands well pleased to meet you
00:30:42welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but I do want to warn you
00:30:47that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go we want to compete with
00:30:51Dorsey tech with Eric at the helm will always be one step ahead but Dorsey tech
00:30:57has already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version if
00:31:04they keep developing based on that model then what then we won't have to
00:31:11lift a finger
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen AI neural net
00:31:26patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if Dorsey tech analyzes
00:31:31the trial version framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still have
00:31:35the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version then we
00:31:39can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance Hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:48Oh
00:31:56I am again
00:32:07uh miss Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me Evelyn are you always
00:32:16this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:21crushing on me you still can't tell Eric I like you I felt this way since
00:32:30college you were the prettiest girl on campus I I didn't think you'd go for a
00:32:42guy like me I've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so
00:32:49oblivious and when I finally got the courage to tell you how I felt you
00:32:55disappeared I went abroad to work on a top-secret training project I know
00:33:02you've always been so brilliant back then I I made up my mind I was gonna be
00:33:10with you one day
00:33:13Evelyn and when I found it Hendrix tech I wanted to recruit you but that sneaky
00:33:20bastard Asher Dorsey he already had snatched you up I I see um so if I came
00:33:33closer to you now would you mind I should I hate us you probably uh where
00:33:50are you gonna go you lost everything when you left Dorsey tech you kind of
00:33:56have nowhere to go now
00:34:03Evelyn let's go go where I'm taking you home
00:34:20this is it from now until the AI project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:28for that long you sure that's a good idea I'm your boss remember it'll make
00:34:35it easier for me to um supervise you
00:34:42where am I gonna sleep well I only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to
00:34:50share a bed with me uh no that's maybe we probably shouldn't um I'm messing
00:34:58with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever Dorsey had you come on
00:35:03I'll show you your room this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir
00:35:15the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at
00:35:19least another month to fully understand it a month not a chance I'm gonna give
00:35:29you three days and I want consistent progress reports sir if we have to rush
00:35:34things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:35:38smarter I'm giving you three days Eric mr. Dorsey
00:35:43how are things you dropped your keyboard Oh get back to work mr. Dorsey
00:35:52things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days that's good to
00:35:58hear you know I knew I could trust you with this
00:36:05William update me on the AI project don't sweat it dad everything's going
00:36:10according to plan your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit
00:36:23the market I'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us
00:36:26that's exactly what I need who wants to be just department head if I can keep
00:36:31rising the ranks I'll be the next vice president of Dorsey tech mr. Dorsey my
00:36:37job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action I
00:36:41believe that if I were the vice president of this company I could do
00:36:45that even more effectively if this project does well I'll see what I could
00:36:49do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:37:07you're up come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:25right breakfast looks amazing when you're done with breakfast it's straight
00:37:40to work got it yeah good and when you're finished with your project I have a
00:37:52reward waiting all right team we have an important sprint coming up we have a
00:38:11lot to do and not a lot of time so let's get to business and some good news for
00:38:19you guys I've been in touch with the financing department and you will be
00:38:22receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in Cancun once we
00:38:26wrap on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as
00:38:35a share in our product revenue here at Hendrix our employees are instrumental
00:38:41in our success and you will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen
00:38:47miss Hendrix oh amen miss Hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:38:52yeah the news that we beat Dorsey tech and with Eric on our side we can't lose
00:38:57beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey beat Dorsey
00:39:47you're hopeless both of you sir I don't speak without my permission I give you a
00:40:06simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing it up how did you blockheads
00:40:12get this job working here anyway we have a whole AI framework that's just
00:40:17waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish
00:40:23this by the deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad
00:40:30didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper and didn't Eric say
00:40:34everything was going fine was I wrong to trust him
00:40:45mr. Dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth we on track to make the
00:40:50deadline or not I can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few
00:40:54finishing touches so things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask
00:41:01any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:41:09darling no no no no get me the reports as
00:41:20let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit the fuck
00:41:26are you looking at get back to work and this time I want results
00:41:38misandrics I've just been informed that Dorsey tax next-gen AI platform is
00:41:43nearing completion it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really
00:41:46that fast well there's a cocktail party three days from now Dorsey's gonna be
00:41:51there announcing their new product and pitching to investors they're taking
00:41:56things to the next level that William Dorsey is really milking all his
00:42:00connections if this goes well for them we're gonna be in a difficult spot well
00:42:04that much is obvious but I don't good thing we're finished to what really why
00:42:11would I lie we've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time plus the
00:42:16sooner they want to go public the easier be for us why would it be better for us
00:42:23Evelyn remember what I told you when I first came on board but Dorsey tech has
00:42:29already developed their own AI program that it's a trial version if they keep
00:42:37developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:46hmm so what you're saying is that Dorsey tech has been building off of the trial
00:42:55version that you made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a
00:42:58rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time
00:43:01Evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does make sense well then
00:43:08good thank you I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:43:13tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days
00:43:15off they'll need their rest before we bring product to market yes misanthroics
00:43:21this is a big day for us why don't we end it with a drink aren't you a
00:43:33lightweight who said that I can handle my liquor Eric
00:43:48I knew you could be fun I knew it I told you
00:44:03that's why that last trick was a bad idea it was a good idea and I could have
00:44:09had at least two more yeah yeah no I'm you'd absolutely could definitely you
00:44:15think that you wow okay no no super easy
00:44:28all right well now do you believe I want a guy like you maybe you want to sober
00:44:41up
00:44:48I'm sober
00:44:52and what I want
00:44:57you
00:45:06William we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have
00:45:11only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:45:17hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show what a
00:45:27buzzkill I'm coming no that's all right you know
00:45:33everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother bye
00:45:41oh hey hey where'd you go I missed you
00:45:49it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink you know there is a killer
00:45:57martini spot right up the street oh I can get the bartender to whip up
00:46:01something special for you I'd like that
00:46:05oh just so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda just a climber who hopped from
00:46:10you know she's kind of woman you throw some money out and then send her away
00:46:14that's who she is how could you do this to me you know she she the funny thing
00:46:23is if she thinks I actually love her I bagged a hundred babes that are better
00:46:28than her she's delusional oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her
00:46:35boyfriend or something yeah who gives a shit you know I'm gonna break up with
00:46:44Fernanda soon too and I'll be waiting for you daddy
00:46:49oh
00:46:52I'm going to be so awkward at work now and I didn't even get the chance to
00:47:06propose to William
00:47:17it's so cool
00:47:36it's fine I already saw everything last night anyway beautiful come on get up I
00:47:58have your suit ready to where are we going
00:48:03where else we're gonna go crash Dorsey text little cocktail party
00:48:10what you doing hiding over here I told you you here is my girlfriend we have
00:48:39mr. Dorsey if money like yours there must be plenty of other girlfriends you
00:48:46can call okay what's got you want me to cut your salary or something cuz I could
00:48:52do that whatever just wait until I'm wasted drunk words are sober thoughts
00:48:58okay mr. Dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you to winning over the investors
00:49:06and taking over the market by storm cheers cheers
00:49:27Oh
00:49:36well well well it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey tech miss Hendricks
00:49:53see you've taken quite a liking to this loser idiot right here why wouldn't I
00:50:00like Eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform firing
00:50:07him was your loss thanks to mr. Dorsey's leadership in my fearless efforts Dorsey
00:50:18tech AI platform is now reaching the market you talk a big game but the only
00:50:24reason why you're here is to ride our coattails so what's uh really funny
00:50:31about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform oh is that
00:50:38so hmm well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use
00:50:44to make a platform that no one's gonna use burn do you hear that yeah I would
00:50:51say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure so miss Hendricks why don't
00:50:57you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy we'll see which
00:51:01product no one wants to use Jesus Eric didn't we like just break up look at you
00:51:09I already head over heels for another woman
00:51:15excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where I am what the
00:51:25server crashed okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed I'll make a call
00:51:35yeah make a call it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got him
00:51:41yeah you got it use the amelioration algorithm yes do it
00:51:47amelioration algorithm that's what I call the code I saved my tablet but it's
00:51:52only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did Eric steal my
00:51:56tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure
00:52:03people are gonna trust your new product yeah this doesn't concern you at all
00:52:09what's up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal wait
00:52:19did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is an internal
00:52:24affair so and you were driven out so I would keep your mouth shut the
00:52:31amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the
00:52:35core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and
00:52:39more system crashes it's such a noob mistake if you understood code you'd
00:52:44know that like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your
00:52:52bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do I know I wrote the
00:53:00amelioration algorithm what did you just say I wrote the amelioration
00:53:08algorithm I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech
00:53:13genius he hired was it really Eric all along oh what have I done
00:53:18shut up what mr. Dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our
00:53:23competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey
00:53:32yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when I recruited Eric
00:53:40I made the terms very clear I told him he could have whatever he wanted
00:53:45including me I'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust
00:53:50what I have an image to maintain yes of course
00:54:09so what you're saying is it's not that I don't respect Hendrix tech Dorsey is
00:54:16less an investment risk and they have greater potential I can't justify
00:54:20choosing your product over theirs mr. Brown we're a risk worth taking once you
00:54:26see our AI platform I guarantee you'll want to reconsider Bravo Bravo it was
00:54:34quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr. Dorsey's son it's a great
00:54:41pleasure this Hendrix and I were just having a
00:54:43little chat naturally I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech yeah so um if
00:54:49you're here chasing investments I would suggest you just give up and go home
00:54:52with us here you won't get a ransom from these guys that's right over 90% of the
00:54:58guests here have already invested in our new AI tech program best get out while
00:55:05you still can I'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money
00:55:09in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform so and I can assure you that any
00:55:14investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back
00:55:19in ten at Dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we
00:55:24love doing business with you if I were you I'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:55:29get out unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech
00:55:38hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:53sounds like a plan
00:55:59miss Hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost I didn't want to offend mr.
00:56:08Dorsey back there it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do
00:56:13you want miss Hendrix investors know to hedge their bets what Hendrix tech is
00:56:19doing is impressive and I want to offer my help I know you need funds to promote
00:56:26your products and I want to assist with that but we need to sign a contract
00:56:30first no way am I signing a contract with you at least hear the terms if
00:56:36your AI product tops Dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay
00:56:43everything back what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about hmm
00:56:48it's definitely risky but I trust Eric mr. Brown we accept your offer
00:57:03today Dorsey tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform AI plus
00:57:08was released in the United States on its first day AI plus has already gained
00:57:13more than 10 million users completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief
00:57:17competitor Hendrix tech which also launched their new platform AI king on
00:57:21the same day everyone Hendrix has guts I'll give her that but dropping her new
00:57:28product on the same day as us at his career suicide let's get to the office
00:57:34Griffin yes sir
00:57:38relax mr. Dorsey Hendrix tech is no threat yeah I know remember when you
00:57:52said that if this project went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah
00:57:56I remember but AI plus has just barely hit the market we can't even call it a
00:58:01success yet right true yeah I have news talk to me the bad news is that Hendrix
00:58:14tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought the good news is that
00:58:18their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours okay all right I'll take it I'll
00:58:25take it like I said we're unbeatable come on
00:58:29let's celebrate no no not yet how'd a Hendrix tech even get that product out
00:58:34in that timeline I mean they got started much later than we did I heard from a
00:58:39source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled lead
00:58:43engineer Eric I thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
00:58:52Oh dad what's up oh got it the boss is coming we can talk to him about my
00:59:10promotion shit guys this isn't good all right what is it now
00:59:14our AI platform and company server have both crashed what the fuck right every
00:59:20time oh seriously god damn dude what the fuck is going on the AI platform just
00:59:33crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it they don't
00:59:37just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an issue with the system's core
00:59:40framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it we're using
00:59:45the same framework to Eric bill before he left Eric the guy I fired yeah Eric
00:59:48with the K er I came you took credit for someone else's work
00:59:55lie to me mr. Dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why
01:00:01didn't you rebuild the core framework mr. Dorsey we need to focus on getting the
01:00:04company server up and running our users trust depends on it speak what happened
01:00:09to the company server sir he was the one I didn't do shit shut your mouth go
01:00:14the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes it's
01:00:19not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:22every time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's
01:00:26been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the AI platform went down brought
01:00:31the whole server down along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your
01:00:39William all of our users are switching over to Hendricks tech AI platform what
01:00:44should we do how the fuck am I supposed to know
01:00:51mr. Dorsey what on earth is going on I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down
01:00:56like this look sir I can explain I'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed
01:01:08500,000 we just passed 500,000 you guys 98 99
01:01:21hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your
01:01:38fault this is all your fault mr. Dorsey fuck I wanted to help you I was trying
01:01:46to help the company I've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody
01:01:50tech departments what was I supposed to do and you gave us impossible deadline
01:01:55no no no don't make this about me I get it now you were using my promotion as
01:01:59bait you were never gonna make me VP you want your job or not is that a threat
01:02:05fire me do it you think I won't if Eric leaves so do I
01:02:11we do see when you fired everyone I replaced them with my people go ahead
01:02:20fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink Dorsey tech you
01:02:27were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey tech you were the slacker my
01:02:30father warned me about
01:02:33I'm ashamed to call you my son what the hell have you done to my company
01:02:48dad I'm sorry I'm not here for apologies
01:02:56the hell is this idiot doing here I thought you fired where's Eric
01:03:03dad I fired Eric you fired him what was that was that a mistake
01:03:14dad are you okay hey are you okay I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to
01:03:24Dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you
01:03:32fired him so um it was Eric with a K all along where is Eric now I will get down
01:03:45on my knees and beg him to come back Eric is that Hendricks tech sorry excuse
01:03:58for a son you destroyed my company
01:04:06sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's
01:04:12going on the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at
01:04:17least 30 car accidents across the u.s. six people have died
01:04:29no no this isn't my fault it was Eric's fault Eric with the K it was his code
01:04:36that was faulty no that's fucking bullshit I fired him before that happened
01:04:40but I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote I'm only guilty of
01:04:45using his work everything else was his fault I wrote the amelioration algorithm
01:04:51God it mistook the genius for the loser I'm not going down like this Dorsey tech
01:04:58ain't finished yet Griffin take this man to the police if Dorsey tech goes under
01:05:08he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:13mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be
01:05:38returning the five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your
01:05:42generosity I'm sorry mr. Brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear
01:05:50we beat Dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:05:55might have otherwise received no no more butts goodbye mr. Brown
01:06:03tonight I'll give you that reward I was telling you oh I'm sure it'll be very
01:06:17special you have no idea Eric I know I messed up before it's all over for
01:06:28Dorsey tech now is there anything you can do to help me are you doing grabbing
01:06:36my boyfriend boyfriend that's right I'm his girlfriend now we're living together
01:06:44and we're getting married soon too you you you can't no it's not possible
01:06:54you dumped him and treated him like trash it's a little late for you to come
01:07:01crawling back guys
01:07:07you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah Eric what
01:07:26Eric
01:07:37Eric you know how much I've done for you Dorsey tech is in dire straits we need
01:07:47your help mr. Dorsey all those things you gave me I've returned when your son
01:07:53accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation oh has he not
01:07:59told you now that is not how it went down at all it was that dirtbag Eric
01:08:06with the C who went behind my back and got me all mixed up oh yeah well your
01:08:12little mix-up made me lose everything I had including my career did it feel good
01:08:18to make me the scapegoat for your mistake Eric I am really sorry I don't
01:08:25want your fake apology and I'm not coming back to you so but you please
01:08:32leave our office now but you please leave our office we wish Dorsey tech the
01:08:43very best
01:08:55you fucking doomed us son you doomed Dorsey tech dad dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:15you
01:09:19so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they
01:09:26have to live with the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet
01:09:32taste of victory
01:09:44you