Full Episode Of You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know, I'm on my way right now.
00:00:11Okay, I'll try that.
00:00:13Shit, the hacker's trying to bust through the server firewall.
00:00:15This is bad.
00:00:16Do something.
00:00:17The server is the company's lifeline.
00:00:18If they break through the firewall, we're finished.
00:00:20Guys, our IP is locked.
00:00:22Just shut me out.
00:00:23Hold on.
00:00:24Just let me...
00:00:25Oh, come on.
00:00:26Okay, just relax.
00:00:27There's got to be a way.
00:00:32I can handle this.
00:00:34You?
00:00:36Like hell.
00:00:37This guy works in network operations.
00:00:38You know, fixing computers, watching surveillance footage.
00:00:41How the hell is he going to stop a large-scale hack?
00:00:42Do you know what to do?
00:00:45We're running out of time.
00:00:47Desperate times call for desperate measures.
00:00:48Eric, get in here.
00:00:49Oh, my God, he's unlocked the IP.
00:01:02The firewall's safe.
00:01:05And I sent a botnet swarm to launch a DDoS, scrape all the personal data.
00:01:09Eric, you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them.
00:01:13Dude, that was sick.
00:01:15I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lack, but it turns out you're
00:01:18a better programmer than I am.
00:01:19How the hell did you get so good?
00:01:21What you did just now was legendary.
00:01:24Wait, I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen
00:01:29AI neural net.
00:01:30Was that you?
00:01:31I...
00:01:32Look, I'll have to tell you later, my botnet just traced these hackers' IP addresses.
00:01:38They say we're going to have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the
00:01:42server, which is going to take some time.
00:01:47You guys can all head out.
00:01:48I'll take it from here.
00:01:49Right, yeah.
00:01:50You guys can go.
00:02:17God, finally.
00:02:24God, finally.
00:02:33Oh, it's light out.
00:02:39Great.
00:02:40Pull the online out.
00:02:45Did it?
00:02:46You're a pro, man.
00:02:49Yeah, all in a night's work.
00:02:52All right, I'm going to get some sleep.
00:03:10Johnny, so who's this Herod guy anyway?
00:03:13I mean, his skills are off the charts.
00:03:16Not sure yet.
00:03:17I thought he was some network maintenance dredge.
00:03:19Who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that?
00:03:21And with his talent, you'd think the boss would put him in a more important role.
00:03:24You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
00:03:30Brenda, who the hell is this guy?
00:03:33This is William Dorsey, our boss's son.
00:03:37He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
00:03:40Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
00:03:45Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple eight-year-olds out at recess?
00:03:49I honestly can't tell.
00:03:50Sir, I can explain.
00:03:52Zip it, Johnny.
00:03:53You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
00:03:55So get out of my face.
00:03:57You're fired.
00:04:01You're fired.
00:04:02Get out.
00:04:04I just did that.
00:04:06You know what they say about new management.
00:04:09There's gonna be some layoffs.
00:04:11Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
00:04:19Okay, listen up.
00:04:20Listen up.
00:04:21I'm gonna need 150% every single day.
00:04:24None of this half-assed bullshit anymore.
00:04:26All right?
00:04:30Who does he think he is?
00:04:32Elon Musk?
00:04:35What the hell is this crap?
00:04:37Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
00:04:40Leave your shit at home, and maybe you'll get something done for once.
00:04:45No!
00:04:48That was limited edition.
00:04:50Oh, boo-hoo.
00:04:52It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
00:04:56You're fired!
00:04:58Excuse me?
00:04:59Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
00:05:03Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
00:05:07Right?
00:05:08Yes, sir.
00:05:14And what do we have here?
00:05:15Sleeping on the job?
00:05:17Good morning, my sweet prince.
00:05:21Who the hell are you?
00:05:22Who am I?
00:05:23Doesn't matter.
00:05:24Uh, you're fired.
00:05:28Me?
00:05:29You're firing me?
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31Well, you're firing me.
00:05:32Did I stutter?
00:05:33No, that's not, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:05:39Fernanda, what does he do?
00:05:41He works in network maintenance.
00:05:43What's his salary?
00:05:44Just about 500k a year.
00:05:46Oh, 500k a year, all that for a simple maintenance job?
00:05:51What are you doing, taking us for a ride?
00:05:53No, look, I was working all night.
00:05:57Can I just take a rest?
00:05:59You trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime?
00:06:01I mean, I've heard of quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
00:06:06Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger scale scam?
00:06:11Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this.
00:06:14I need to break up with this loser.
00:06:17Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary.
00:06:21Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
00:06:25Fernanda.
00:06:29Eric Martin.
00:06:32You are so fucking fired.
00:06:34Get your shit and get out of my building.
00:06:43Alright then.
00:06:45Eric.
00:06:46Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
00:06:47You want to follow him out?
00:06:50Hey, look.
00:06:52Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
00:06:56This one's your jobs for me.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:12Boss's orders. I won't hold it against you.
00:07:16It's also our one year anniversary, right?
00:07:19Um, see you in the lobby.
00:07:26What was that about?
00:07:30Uh, Mr. Dorsey?
00:07:31Yeah?
00:07:32Are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO?
00:07:38It's better to be feared than loved.
00:07:41I mean, what? You want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend? Is that it?
00:07:47Uh, no, he's not.
00:07:48You know, you deserve so much better.
00:07:52I mean, what would you prefer? An unemployed loser or a rich CEO?
00:08:05Just a sec.
00:08:07Busy guy.
00:08:08Oh, what's up, Dad?
00:08:11My heart's acting up again.
00:08:13You'll have to take over the company for now.
00:08:16Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
00:08:20Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
00:08:23We have an employee, Eric. Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:32Eric Martin.
00:08:36Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
00:08:38William, you there?
00:08:40Yep, uh, just a second.
00:08:43Do we have any other employees we need, Eric?
00:08:50This is the employee list.
00:08:51Yep.
00:08:52I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached him.
00:08:56He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
00:08:59The company's future is in his hands.
00:09:01Uh, yes. Eric Martin, AI development. I see him.
00:09:05Eric Martin, AI development.
00:09:07One of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
00:09:11This the guy?
00:09:12Yeah, that's him. Eric Martin.
00:09:14There's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job.
00:09:18Fire him when you get the chance.
00:09:20Don't worry, Dad. I already did.
00:09:22Ha! Guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big-shot tech genius after all.
00:09:26Atta boy. Keep it up.
00:09:28Once I'm feeling better, I'll come around and see how things are going.
00:09:31Yeah, just focus on getting better, Dad. I got this.
00:09:38You know, I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser.
00:09:43So who's it gonna be?
00:09:46It'll be...
00:09:51What the fuck do you want?
00:09:53Uh, Mr. Dorsey, um, you...
00:09:56Spit it out, man. What's up?
00:09:58The company server just crashed.
00:10:02You, talk to me.
00:10:04It's bad, sir. The customer complaints are getting out of control.
00:10:06What should we do, sir?
00:10:07Eric saved us during the last cyber attack, so if we can just get him here, then boom. Problem solved.
00:10:13Hey, Nettie, you got his number, right? Why don't you give him a call?
00:10:22Eric. What a dick. Forgets his tablet.
00:10:28Amelioration algorithm? Wait.
00:10:31Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
00:10:36Oh, damn. This is good.
00:10:41Hello?
00:10:42Eric, the company server crashed. Get over here and help us.
00:10:46Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
00:10:49On my way.
00:10:52With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
00:10:55Everyone will think I'm a hero.
00:11:01So?
00:11:02He said he's got it.
00:11:03Thank God.
00:11:05Well, you still haven't answered my question.
00:11:08Hit me.
00:11:11Eric and I weren't a thing.
00:11:13I was just leading him on.
00:11:15I'd choose you, of course.
00:11:17Smith.
00:11:18Six, four.
00:11:25God, Fernando was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
00:11:27Where is she?
00:11:30God, Fernando was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
00:11:32Where is she?
00:11:35Screw it.
00:11:37I'm going home.
00:11:46You fucking asshole!
00:11:50You fucking asshole!
00:11:54Stop it!
00:11:55You're acting like a child.
00:11:58As if you never saw this coming.
00:12:00What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
00:12:02Watch your mouth!
00:12:03I can do whatever I want with whoever I want.
00:12:08You bastard.
00:12:10What did she say?
00:12:12Eric.
00:12:22Eric.
00:12:23You and me...
00:12:26...are over.
00:12:29Fernanda.
00:12:31Are you serious?
00:12:32That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
00:12:36Why are you doing this?
00:12:38Eric, I told you we're done.
00:12:40Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
00:12:59Keep it.
00:13:00At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
00:13:02Oh, damn.
00:13:05Yeah, so...
00:13:06I'm Rich.
00:13:08I'm handsome.
00:13:09And you...
00:13:10You're an unemployed loser.
00:13:12Just go home and beat your meat, man.
00:13:17Fernanda, you're the reason I even stayed at Dorset.
00:13:20Shut up!
00:13:21Who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway?
00:13:25We're done.
00:13:30You're gonna pay for this.
00:13:32Hold it.
00:13:34You're in trouble now, bitch.
00:13:40DORSET
00:13:46And you are?
00:13:48It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Dorsey.
00:13:50I'm here to report that under my guidance, our systems are back up and running normally.
00:13:55You're Eric Martin!
00:13:57I am.
00:13:59I can see why my father spoke so highly of you.
00:14:01Idiots. Do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work?
00:14:05Whatever.
00:14:06As long as the boss's son likes me, I can keep climbing the ladder.
00:14:10Mr. Dorsey, I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company.
00:14:16Right after you were fired, the system crashed.
00:14:20There's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge.
00:14:25DORSET
00:14:35Boss, good news.
00:14:37Eric Martin, that tech whiz you had on your radar, he just left Dorsey Tech.
00:14:41He did?
00:14:42Mm-hmm. It happened ten minutes ago.
00:14:44He was fired by the CEO's son, William.
00:14:48That's hilarious.
00:14:50I want to see the look on that old hag Asher Dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son.
00:14:58But Boss Hendrick's tech is just a mid-level startup.
00:15:01Will someone as talented as him really want to join us?
00:15:04We have to get him on our side, by any means necessary.
00:15:10You have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is.
00:15:16Get the car ready.
00:15:17I'm going to the Dorsey office, and Eric is mine.
00:15:27Revenge? What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:30Don't play dumb. The systems crashed right after you got fired.
00:15:35This couldn't have been a coincidence, yet you still deny it.
00:15:39Bullshit. You guys have always looked down on me as some nobody maintenance worker.
00:15:44Now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked.
00:15:47None of you idiots have any shred of common sense.
00:15:51If you had common sense, you'd have a job.
00:15:53I'm not going to argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey.
00:15:58What the hell are you trying to do?
00:16:00You either tell them the truth, or they're going to take you to the police station.
00:16:03Eric, I had no idea you were such a vengeful person.
00:16:07What other tricks do you have up your sleeve?
00:16:09Better come clean now, or you're going to jail.
00:16:13Alright.
00:16:16What are you waiting for?
00:16:18Arrest me.
00:16:20Let's see if you have any real evidence.
00:16:26What are you doing, man? We don't got handcuffs.
00:16:29Really? Without a shred of remorse?
00:16:33Don't you know that Mr. Dorsey is going to make your life a living hell?
00:16:36Mr. Dorsey, the way I see it, you should teach this asshole a lesson.
00:16:41Yeah, William. A scumbag like him should never get away with this.
00:16:46No, no.
00:16:49From this day on, Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech and all of its industry partners.
00:17:00You know what this means, dude? You're now kicked out of Silicon Valley, bro.
00:17:07I just have one question.
00:17:09Does Asher, the CEO, know that I've been fired?
00:17:14Why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you?
00:17:18You thought you were real hot shit, didn't you?
00:17:22Boys, take him to the police.
00:17:24Yes, sir.
00:17:25Stop right there.
00:17:27There'll be no need to take him away. He's joining Hendrix Tech.
00:17:35He's joining Hendrix Tech.
00:17:37I recognize you.
00:17:40You're Evelyn Hendrix, CEO of Hendrix Tech.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:48I'm sorry.
00:17:49I'm sorry.
00:17:50I'm sorry.
00:17:51I'm sorry.
00:17:52I'm sorry.
00:17:53I'm sorry.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:55Hendrix Tech.
00:17:57Evelyn.
00:17:58What are you doing here?
00:17:59I'm here for you, of course.
00:18:02I haven't seen you since college.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05A dummy like you went to college with her?
00:18:08So is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees?
00:18:10I would've expected better from you.
00:18:14Miss Hendrix, I —
00:18:15These are high level conversations between company CEOs.
00:18:18Someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth.
00:18:21mouth this entrance this prick eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really
00:18:32have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our
00:18:37company server crashed he clearly hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences
00:18:42for our company so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber
00:18:47criminal did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into
00:19:01the company slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser
00:19:13as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense
00:19:24that he would change his mind like this give me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his
00:19:29precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be
00:19:35then there's nothing left to say to you or dorsey tech
00:19:42eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got
00:20:18to screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right
00:20:22and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:20:27ellen i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then with this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:20:46including me
00:20:48okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let
00:20:55me remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on
00:21:01my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me
00:21:25the car the money my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this
00:21:33day forward i eric martin will formally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it
00:21:40with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest
00:21:58right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:22:05i can help change that
00:22:09i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:17what a joke i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge
00:22:23others how dare you the breach of the company server has caused major damage as the perpetrator
00:22:30of this attack i demand you to issue an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if
00:22:35you don't i'll have to press charges okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it
00:22:44you have no choice but to issue that apology stop threatening my employee if you insist
00:22:50on escalating this then send a demand letter to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of
00:22:55war well if war is what you want that's what you'll get you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:14let's go i'll be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna assign you the
00:23:34role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my
00:23:45dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how
00:23:54did you resolve the systems crash oh uh fuck the tablet's in the office what should i say
00:24:01i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:19keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:26let's go
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race
00:24:57ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:03as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:11let's go
00:25:17what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon
00:25:26eric so why would she want to go to war with me
00:25:31unless
00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second
00:25:54i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then explain to me why hendrix tech
00:25:59is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's
00:26:09no way i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got everyone
00:26:15to believe that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up
00:26:21our trash so you intentionally misled evelyn she's under the impression that the loser she
00:26:28poached from us is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts
00:26:33to declare war nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full
00:26:40control of our next gen ai modeling project really
00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry all right bye bye i love
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to
00:27:14hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one
00:27:17we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:25you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what
00:27:32he does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for
00:27:41william's bluff and hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:49so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:27:55a small group but they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized
00:28:00knowledge in the field of ai precisely so is there anything else you'd like to talk to me about
00:28:08group but they're uh talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in
00:28:14the field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin
00:28:22could put together a team i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:39welcome
00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our
00:28:55ai modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir
00:29:03is there a problem
00:29:06no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:15yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:22the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has
00:29:29they wouldn't say but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former
00:29:35fucking eric martin william what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone
00:29:41else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out you still have me i can fix this
00:29:47yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your solution look we lost a
00:29:53few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls
00:30:05i like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh oh this is all going swimmingly
00:30:16now i can put my own people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:24johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you everyone
00:30:42welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is
00:30:47lots of work to do we have a ways to go we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the head
00:30:53of the helm will always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai
00:30:59program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:31:10then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:12so
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and
00:31:32builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the
00:31:37old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for
00:31:43dominance hendrix tech is destined for victory 3 a.m again
00:31:59oh okay okay
00:32:07uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn
00:32:15are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:19i'm crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:36you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:42i've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious
00:32:51and when i finally got the courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared i went abroad to work
00:32:58on a top secret training project i know you've always been so brilliant back then i i made up
00:33:08my mind i was gonna be with you one day
00:33:14evelyn and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher
00:33:21dorsey he already had snatched you up i i i see um so if i came closer to you now
00:33:33um would you mind uh i am i i should uh
00:33:44uh it's late i should probably uh be going where are you gonna go
00:33:52you lost everything when you left dorsey tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:34:04evelyn uh let's go
00:34:10go where i'm taking you home
00:34:21this is it
00:34:24from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:28for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to
00:34:35um supervise you okay um where am i gonna sleep
00:34:45well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:34:49share a bed with me oh uh no that's maybe we probably shouldn't um
00:34:58i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:35:03come on i'll show you your room okay
00:35:10this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the modeling framework we're working with
00:35:16is extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:35:26a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:35:33sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work
00:35:37faster and smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things
00:35:44you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:35:51mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:57it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:36:06william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:12wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:36:19your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my
00:36:24father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department
00:36:29head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:36:36my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:36:43the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well
00:36:49i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:37:06oh you're up
00:37:17come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:25right breakfast
00:37:30uh that looks amazing
00:37:36okay when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:37:42yeah of course good and when you're finished with your project
00:37:52i have a reward waiting
00:38:06all right team
00:38:09we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:38:14so let's get to business and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing
00:38:21department and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:38:27all right awesome cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well
00:38:35as a share in our product revenue oh yes here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our
00:38:41success and you will be treated as such we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen
00:38:49miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon yeah the news will be beat dorsey tech
00:38:54and with eric on our side we can't lose beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:39:03beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:39:05beat dorsey
00:39:32so
00:39:56you're hopeless both of you
00:39:59sir i don't speak without my permission i give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:40:07it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole ai framework that's
00:40:14just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline
00:40:21either you finish this by the deadline or you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir
00:40:30dad didn't tell me this eric guy had such a hot temper
00:40:33and didn't eric say everything was going fine was i wrong to trust him
00:40:38so
00:40:45mr dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline or not
00:40:52i can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh
00:40:56things are a bit hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay
00:41:02don't want any slip-ups got it
00:41:07all right darling not not not now get me the reports
00:41:21let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:41:25the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time i want results
00:41:32so
00:41:38misandrics i've just been informed that dorsey tech's next-gen ai platform is nearing completion
00:41:44it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail
00:41:49party three days from now dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching
00:41:53to investors they're taking things to the next level that william dorsey is really milking all
00:42:00his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot well that much is
00:42:04obvious but i don't good thing we're finished too what really why would i lie we've been right on
00:42:13pace with dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier it'll be for us
00:42:19why would it be better for us
00:42:23evelyn remember what i told you when i first came on board
00:42:27but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:42:31that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:42:41then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:43so what you're saying is that dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that you made
00:42:49it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of
00:42:52flaws i wouldn't make a second time evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does make sense
00:43:00well then good thank you i'm grateful to you for your help i'm glad to have you on board
00:43:06there's nothing for us to worry about that does make sense well then good thank you i'm grateful
00:43:13to you and the team for all your hard work tell everyone in the tech department that they can take
00:43:17the next three days off they'll need their rest before we bring product to market yes miss centrix
00:43:26this is a big day for us
00:43:28yes why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:36aren't you a lightweight
00:43:39who said that i can handle my liquor eric martin
00:43:44you
00:43:57i knew you could be fun i knew it i told you
00:44:03that's why that last drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and i could have had at least two more
00:44:11yeah yeah no i'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you are wild okay no no
00:44:22see i know we're picking super easy
00:44:30eric and now do you believe i want a guy like you
00:44:34um maybe you just want to sober up
00:44:48i'm sober enough
00:44:53and what i want is you
00:45:04okay
00:45:06william we've been together for some time now
00:45:10and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day let's get married
00:45:20hey where are you everyone's out here celebrating and uh you're a no-show what a buzzkill
00:45:29uh i'm coming no that's all right you know everyone's everyone's leaving don't bother
00:45:38bye
00:45:43hey hey where'd you go i missed you
00:45:49it's fine he just had a bit too much to drink you know there is a killer martini spot right
00:45:57up the street oh i can get the bartender to whip up something special for you i'd like that
00:46:05oh you're so much hotter than that bitch fernanda you're just a climber who hopped
00:46:09from her ex over to me and you know she's the kind of woman you throw some money at
00:46:13and then send her away that's who she is william how could you do this to me
00:46:21you know she she the funny thing is is she thinks i actually love her
00:46:26i bagged a hundred babes that are better than her she's delusional
00:46:32oh how pathetic probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:46:41yeah who gives a shit you know i'm gonna break up with fernandes soon
00:46:46and i'll be waiting for you daddy oh shit
00:46:52oh god damn it what have i done
00:47:01it's going to be so awkward at work now and i didn't even get the chance to propose to william
00:47:09god damn it what have i done
00:47:15eric it's so cold
00:47:21eric
00:47:40it's fine i already saw everything last night anyway
00:47:47how do i look um beautiful
00:47:57come on get up i have your suit ready too
00:48:02where are we going where else we're gonna go crash dorsey tech's little cocktail party
00:48:17so
00:48:32what you doing hiding over here i told you you here is my girlfriend
00:48:38we have to look at the heart mr dorsey with money like yours there must be plenty of other
00:48:45girlfriends you can call okay what's gonna be with you you want me to cut your salary or
00:48:51something because i could do that whatever just wait until i'm wasted drunk words are sober thoughts
00:48:58okay mr dorsey oh let's have a toast thank you to winning over the investors and taking
00:49:07over the market by storm cheers cheers
00:49:27oh
00:49:37so
00:49:46well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:49:52miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't
00:50:00i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:50:11okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts
00:50:17dorsey tech ai platform is now reaching the market
00:50:21you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:50:27oh so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own
00:50:36ai platform oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us
00:50:43how much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's gonna use
00:50:48burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on the tech industry
00:50:54is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:50:59straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use
00:51:05jesus eric didn't we like just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:51:15excuse me what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am
00:51:22what uh the server crashed
00:51:28okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call
00:51:35it'll be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it
00:51:42use the amelioration algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the
00:51:50code i saved my tablet but it's only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem
00:51:55wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash huh if your systems are so unpredictable
00:52:03you sure people are gonna trust your new product uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's
00:52:09up man we figured out yeah got it fixed no big deal no big deal
00:52:16wait did you just say the company's server crash is no big deal this is an internal affair
00:52:23internal and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration algorithm is for
00:52:31emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data
00:52:36corruption and more system crashes is such a noob mistake if you understood code you'd know that
00:52:43dude like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories
00:52:48somewhere else please man right what do i know i wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:52:57what did you just say
00:53:03i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:53:07mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what
00:53:15the mr dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right
00:53:21believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call
00:53:31let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric
00:53:40i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me
00:53:47i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:53:54i have an image to maintain
00:53:56you yes of course
00:54:10so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrix tech dorsey is less an investment
00:54:17risk and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs
00:54:22mr brown we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to
00:54:29reconsider bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a
00:54:41great pleasure miss hendrix and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in
00:54:46dorsey tech yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up
00:54:52and go home with us here you won't get a rent cent from these guys that's right over 90 percent
00:54:58of the guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still
00:55:05can i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new
00:55:11ai platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and
00:55:18your money will be paid back in tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:55:23and that's why we love doing business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave
00:55:30get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:55:35hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:53it sounds like a plan
00:55:59miss hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost i didn't want to fend mr dorsey back there it was
00:56:09all an act well that sounds professional then what do you want miss hendrix investors know
00:56:16to hedge their bets what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:56:23i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that
00:56:28but we need to sign a contract first no way am i signing a contract with you at least hear the
00:56:35terms if your ai product tops dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back
00:56:44what do you say that's a lot of money we're talking about well it's definitely risky but
00:56:51i trust eric mr brown we accept your offer
00:57:03today dorsey tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in the
00:57:09united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:57:14completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendrix tech which also launched their
00:57:19new platform ai king on the same day everyone hendrix has guts i'll give her that but dropping
00:57:28her new product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin
00:57:35yes sir
00:57:45relax mr dorsey hendrix tech is no threat yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project
00:57:53went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely
00:57:59hit the market we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah
00:58:08i have news talk to me
00:58:12the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:58:17the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:22okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable come on
00:58:29let's celebrate no no not yet how'd a hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:58:36i mean they got started much later than we did i heard from a source at their company that their
00:58:40lead engineer is highly skilled lead engineer eric i thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
00:58:51right
00:58:57dad what's up i'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and eric oh uh got it
00:59:07the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good
00:59:13why what is it now our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:59:17what the fuck right every time
00:59:23seriously god damn dude
00:59:29what the fuck is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about
00:59:34the whole server down along with it then don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this
00:59:39is an issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't
00:59:43build it we're using the same framework that eric built before he left eric the guy i fired yeah
00:59:48eric with the k e r i k you took credit for someone else's work you lied to me mr dorsey
00:59:57let me explain no there is no time for explanation why didn't you rebuild the core framework mr
01:00:02dorsey we need to focus on getting the company server up and running our users trust depends
01:00:06on it speak what happened to the company server sir he was the one i didn't do shit shut your
01:00:13mouth go uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes it's not
01:00:18designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code every time that bug
01:00:23is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time
01:00:29the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it it's completely unfixable
01:00:35this was all your fault william all of our users are switching over to hendrix
01:00:42tech ai platform what should we do how the fuck am i supposed to know
01:00:52mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
01:00:56look sir i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed i have billions of dollars invested in
01:01:03i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal dorsey tech is finished
01:01:13500 000 we just passed 500 000 you guys 98 99 1 million
01:01:33hey it's still going up it's still going up fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault
01:01:39this is all your fault mr dorsey fuck i wanted to help you i was trying to help the company
01:01:47i've had enough of your bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments what was i supposed
01:01:53to do and you gave us impossible deadlines no no no don't make this about me i get it now
01:01:58you're using my promotion as bait you were never going to make me vp you want your job or not
01:02:03is that a threat fire me do it you think i won't if eric leaves so do i
01:02:12me too see when you fired everyone i replaced them with my people go ahead fire me you'll
01:02:21clear out your whole tech department you will sink dorsey tech you were never the
01:02:27prize tech genius at dorsey tech you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:02:33william
01:02:37william
01:02:41i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:02:43my son what the hell have you done to my company dad uh i'm sorry i'm not here for apologies
01:02:57what the hell is this idiot doing here i thought you fired him where's eric
01:03:03uh dad dad i fired eric you fired him um what was that was that a mistake
01:03:15dad are you okay hey are you okay i busted my fucking balls to get eric to dorsey tech
01:03:25he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you fired him so um
01:03:36it was eric with a k all along oh i fucked up god i fucked up where is eric now
01:03:44i will get down on my knees and beg him to come back um eric is at uh hendricks tech
01:03:55you are a sorry excuse for a son you destroyed my company
01:04:07sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's going on the crash
01:04:14also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across the u.s
01:04:20uh like six people have died
01:04:30no no this isn't my fault it was eric's fault eric with the k it was his code that was faulty
01:04:37no that's fucking bullshit i fired him before that happened but i stumbled upon his tablet
01:04:41and the code that he wrote i'm only guilty of using his work everything else was his fault
01:04:48yeah i wrote the amelioration algorithm god i mistook the genius for the loser
01:04:55i'm not going down like this dorsey tech ain't finished yet it's not finished yet
01:05:02griffin take this man to the police if dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:05:18oh
01:05:33mr brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning the
01:05:38five billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity
01:05:43wait do i at least deserve some dividends i'm sorry mr brown but the terms you insisted on
01:05:49were very clear we beat dorsey tech so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you
01:05:55might have otherwise received no no more butts goodbye mr brown
01:06:07tonight i'll give you that reward i was telling you about oh i'm sure it'll be very special
01:06:18you have no idea eric i know i messed up before it's all over for dorsey tech now
01:06:30is there anything you can do to help me what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend
01:06:38boyfriend that's right i'm his girlfriend now we're living together and we're getting married
01:06:45soon too but you you you can't no it's not possible he was mine first you dumped him
01:06:55and you treated him like trash it's a little late for you to come crawling back guys can we
01:07:17you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah eric what
01:07:26eric what is it now
01:07:37eric you know how much i've known for you dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:07:46we need your help mr dorsey all those things you gave me i returned when your son accused me of
01:07:53hacking the company server and demanding compensation oh has he not told you now that
01:08:02is not how it went down at all it was that dirt bag eric with the c who went behind my back and
01:08:09got me all mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose everything i had including
01:08:15my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake eric i am really
01:08:23sorry i don't want your fake apology and i'm not coming back to you so would you please leave our
01:08:32office now would you please leave our office we wish dorsey tech the very best
01:08:57so
01:09:02you fucking doomed us son you doomed dorsey tech
01:09:08dad dad dad dad dad
01:09:13so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they have to live
01:09:26with the outcome not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory