Estratto in lingua originale dell'esplosiva apertura del capolavoro di Tarantino.
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00:00No, no, that's what I always say, I'm always right too.
00:02But you forget about it in a day or two.
00:04Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over.
00:06The days of me remembering have just begun.
00:08You know when you go on like this what you sound like?
00:10I sound like a sensible fucking man, that's what I sound like.
00:12You sound like a duck.
00:13Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:15Yeah, well take that one because you're never going to have to hear it again.
00:17Since I'm never going to do it again, you're never going to have to hear me quack about how I'm never going to do it again.
00:21After tonight?
00:22Correct. I've got all tonight to quack.
00:25Can I get anyone more coffee?
00:27Oh, yes.
00:30Thank you.
00:34I mean, the way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank.
00:38You're taking more of a risk. Banks are easier.
00:41Federal banks aren't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery.
00:44You're insured, why should they give a fuck?
00:46You don't even need a gun in a federal bank.
00:48What about this one bloke who walks into a bank with a portable phone?
00:51He gives the phone to the teller.
00:53The bloke on the other end of the phone says,
00:55we've got this guy's little girl.
00:56If you don't give him all your money, we're going to kill her.
00:59Did it work?
01:00Fucking way it worked. That's what I'm talking about.
01:01Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone.
01:04Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fucking phone.
01:07Cleans the place out. They don't even lift a fucking finger.
01:10Did they hurt the little girl?
01:12I don't know. There probably never was a little girl in the first place.
01:14But the point of the story isn't a little girl.
01:16The point of the story is, they robbed a bank with a telephone.
01:19You want to rob banks?
01:21I'm not saying I want to rob banks.
01:22I'm just illustrating that if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing.
01:25And no more liquor stores?
01:26What have we been talking about?
01:27Yeah, no more liquor stores.
01:29It ain't the giggle it used to be.
01:30There's too many foreigners out in liquor stores.
01:32Vietnamese, Koreans, they don't even speak fucking English.
01:34You tell them, empty out the register.
01:35They don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:37They make it too personal.
01:38We keep on, one of these gook fuckers is going to make us kill them.
01:40I'm not going to kill anybody.
01:42I don't want to kill anybody either.
01:44But it'd probably put us in a situation where it's us or them.
01:47And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fucking Jews
01:49who've owned the store for 15 fucking generations.
01:52You've got Grandpa Irving sitting behind the counter
01:54with a fucking magnum in his hand.
01:56Try walking in one of those places with nothing but a phone.
01:58See how far that gets?
01:59You know, fuck it, forget it.
02:00We're out of here.
02:01Yeah, well, what then? Day jobs?
02:03Not in this life.
02:04What then?
02:07Garcon, coffee!
02:09This place.
02:13Garcon means boy.
02:20This place, a coffee shop.
02:22What's wrong with that?
02:25Nobody ever robs restaurants.
02:27Why not?
02:29Bars, liquor stores, gas stations.
02:33You get your head blown off sticking at one of them.
02:35Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down.
02:39They're not expecting to get robbed.
02:41Not as expecting anyway.
02:43I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this.
02:47Correct.
02:48Same as banks, these places are insured.
02:52Manager, you don't give a fuck.
02:54He's just trying to get you out the door before you start plugging the diners.
02:57Waitresses, fucking forget it.
02:59No way they're taking a bullet for the register.
03:01Busboy, some wetback, getting paid $1.50 an hour,
03:04really give a fuck you're stealing from the owner?
03:07Customers sitting there with food in their mouths,
03:09they don't know what's going on.
03:10One minute they're having a Denver omelette,
03:12next minute someone's sticking a gun in their face.
03:15See, I got the idea.
03:17Last liquor store we stuck up, remember?
03:20All the customers kept coming in.
03:22Yeah.
03:23You got the idea, taking their wallets.
03:25Now that was a good idea.
03:27Thank you.
03:28Made more from the wallets than we did from the register.
03:30Yes, we did.
03:31A lot of people come to restaurants.
03:33A lot of wallets.
03:35Pretty smart, huh?
03:37Pretty smart.
03:40I'm ready, let's do it, right now, right here.
03:43Come on.
03:44All right.
03:46Same as last time, remember?
03:48Crowd control.
03:49I'll handle employees.
03:56I love you, pumpkin.
03:57I love you, honey bunny.
04:00Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
04:02Any of you fucking pricks move,
04:05and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
04:48Hey!
05:18Hey!
05:48Oh, fuck!