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00:00Here is the most dramatic story yet of man's fight to conquer space.
00:07We salute these men of courage, Shepard, Gagarin, Titoff, Glenn, and now the most daring of
00:15them all, Crosby and Hope.
00:24Come and see what happens when a couple of chumps take the place of a couple of chimps
00:28on a rocket to the moon.
00:30Feeding time at the zoo has nothing on these two monkeys.
00:34I can't straighten up.
00:35It's a regular cement jungle gym, you see.
00:40Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man, bake a cake as fast as you can.
00:53It still works.
00:54Follow the most wanted men on earth as they get mixed up with an international spy ring
01:04in a ruthless race to be the first to reach the moon.
01:08I'll deal with humanity as I please, and I'll do with humanity as I choose, and I'll do
01:13it from the moon with my radial lunar bombs.
01:16I'll rebuild the world according to my own image, after my own specifications.
01:20How about this guy?
01:21I'll get killed and he wins an Academy Award.
01:26See what gives when Bing boobs and Bob loses his memory.
01:31Chester.
01:32Who are you?
01:36Harry Turner.
01:37Harry?
01:38Chester, for 20 years, we've been bosom friends.
01:41Bosom?
01:42What's that?
01:43Oh, you have lost your memory, haven't you?
01:47Imagine it.
01:48Chester is without a memory, consulting that famous Indian neurologist, Dr. Dr...
01:52I'm so sorry.
01:53I've forgotten his name.
01:54Open your mouth, please, and take a hand wipe with King's Cougarish Wind Drop, which climbs
01:58the city of Gogogor.
01:59Ah.
02:00You are suffering from a severe attack of teeth and two cavities.
02:05And how's this for a beautiful spy, trying to make a man talk or, or something?
02:10I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it.
02:15Do you see it?
02:16I see it.
02:18Do you want it?
02:19I want it.
02:20You got it.
02:21The road to Hong Kong.
02:22It's a freeway to love and laughter with just a cup of tea, Dorothy Lamour.
02:28Although it sounds a bit insane, I miss tea just like summer rain from above.
02:40Never have so many owed so much to such a two as these.
02:45Hey, where are you going with the team?
02:47I don't know, but if I'm not back in two or three hours, don't send help.
02:50I'll muddle through somehow.
02:52Oh, it's rough.