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A stand-up performance by the comedian, featuring off-beat stories, unusual anecdotes and bizarre journeys through moder | dG1fR014dmJYa3pXSzA
Transcript
00:00I'm going on a lot of bottomless brunches like now I'm hit 40 is anyone else going on
00:07They're going to kill women
00:11Men most mainly women that go but men don't know how much you drink
00:15On them. I drank more on this bottomless brunch than when I went to cavos for two weeks
00:23I sat down and my friends took it so seriously. They went. Are you ready?
00:30It was hunger games
00:33And honest I drank so much I lost my eyesight
00:39I couldn't see and I was begging for them to let me go home
00:44And they wouldn't let me until I went to use the toilets and my legs gave way
00:48And then I woke up in this taxi and I had a bit of quiche under my chin
00:53We hadn't been eating quiches
00:56I think someone had thrown it at me
00:59And then I finally got in and all the lights was on and I thought shit i'm in for it and I like tiptoed in
01:04I said i'm so sorry, you know, you've had to do bedtime and stuff and you go pal
01:08I'll lock up and i'm sorry. I didn't ring you but I lost my charger and like my battery went and he said
01:13Lucy, it's two o'clock in the afternoon
01:28You

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