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00:00Jesus.
00:02Si Mang Jesus.
00:04Okay.
00:05Maswerte po, ano po?
00:06Ang tawag po sa akin ay Jess.
00:08Jess.
00:10Hindi, Jesus po ang ipatawag niya.
00:12Kasi kailanan ko kita kanina.
00:14Kailanan ko siya kanina kung Jesus o Jesus.
00:16Jesus daw ang totoo.
00:18Kaya ang tawag sa kanya ay Jess.
00:20Eh, ba't hindi Hez, Hezus?
00:22Dapat Hez eh.
00:23Minsan, alam mo, Hezus hindi rin kitang mauintindahan talaga.
00:26It's misterioso.
00:28Sir Jess, maswerte po kayo dahil wala kayong talo ngayon.
00:32Pag tama si Rochelle, may P10,000 ka.
00:35Pag mali naman siya, may P5,000 ka pa rin.
00:40Tutulungan mo siya, magkitsikahan kayo.
00:42Tutulungan mo siya.
00:44Tutulungan ko na sa abot ang aking makakaya.
00:49Ang gagawin mo lang ay pagpalain siya.
00:52Pagpalain po kayo.
00:54So ngayon po, Hezus, punta po kayo doon.
00:56Magsusunduin nyo na yung, ay hindi, tabihan nyo po.
00:58Wag yung pagsusunduin, tumabi po kayo.
01:01Kaya naman, good luck sa'yo Rochelle, sa'yong partners ha.
01:04Na si Hezus.
01:06At imaraw, ang hanapin natin ang breadwinner na
01:09Buck Taylor.
01:11Kaya naman, breadwinnables, pasok!
01:14Let's go!
01:16Pumansok na silang tatlo na nagsasabing
01:18bank tellers do.
01:19Sila kilalanin na natin ang number one.
01:21What's up, matlang people?
01:23Ako po si Junie Rose Baldonado,
01:25ang breadwinner na bank teller
01:27ng Santa Rosa, Laguna.
01:29Ay, ang tari naman.
01:30Pumisita sa atin si Sadness.
01:32Hindi siya yun.
01:33Hindi siya yun.
01:34Hindi siya yun.
01:35Parang wala siyang bahit ng sayang.
01:36O yan.
01:37O yan.
01:38O yan.
01:39O yan.
01:40O yan.
01:41O yan.
01:42O yan.
01:43O yan.
01:44Parang wala siyang bahit ng sayang.
01:45O yan.
01:46O yan.
01:47O yan.
01:48Big sayang bahit ng sayang po.
01:49O yan.
01:50Big sayang bahit ng sayang po.
01:51O yan.
01:52Malungkot siya ala.
01:53O Oo.
01:54Siya daw si...
01:55Johnny Rose Baldonado.
01:56O Junie.
01:57Junie.
01:58Junie Rose.
01:59Pakilala ka na ng number two!
02:00What's up, matlang people!
02:01Ako si King JR Kaisip,
02:02ang breadwinner na bank teller
02:03from Tensa Cavire.
02:04Oo, pakala naman nya
02:06King.
02:07Oo.
02:08King JR.
02:09Rebron James.
02:10Rebron James.
02:11Si King Rebron James.
02:12Si-si ano
02:13Jamruran.
02:15Jamruran?
02:17It's Murant.
02:19I thought you were watching.
02:21What happened?
02:23I remember it.
02:25Is it tick?
02:27It's tick.
02:29It's tick.
02:31It's tick.
02:33It's tick.
02:35It's tick.
02:37It's tick.
02:39Number 3.
02:41What's your name, number 3?
02:43What's up, vlog people?
02:45I'm Kathleen Flores,
02:47the breadwinner, bank teller
02:49of Kaintarizal.
02:51Don't believe her.
02:53She's not a bank teller.
02:55She's a flight attendant.
02:57She's Bambi, right?
02:59She's a flight attendant.
03:01Don't say that.
03:03She's a flight attendant but she lost her license.
03:05So she's not a spoiler.
03:07Why are you talking about me?
03:09Okay.
03:11Rochelle, we have 3 K's here.
03:13The first one is Kilatis.
03:15Let's get closer to them.
03:17Look at them.
03:19Hold them.
03:21Smell them.
03:23And we'll give you a chance
03:25to ask one question.
03:27They'll answer
03:29but there's only one answer.
03:31Bank teller.
03:33You can hold their hands.
03:35She's always holding their hands.
03:37You can use your feet.
03:39A bank teller should be good
03:41at counting money.
03:43Other bank tellers have rubber bands
03:45on their ankles.
03:47The rubber bands
03:49are sometimes tied to their ankles.
03:51Is that so?
03:53No, it's sweat.
03:55It's sweat.
03:57It's easier to hold.
03:59Yes.
04:01You don't have to hold them.
04:03You just hold them here.
04:05How many hours
04:07do you work in a day?
04:098 hours.
04:11That's your only question?
04:13Yes, and eye-to-eye.
04:15Because she's
04:17Inday Badida's niece.
04:19That's why she's talking eye-to-eye.
04:21Careful.
04:23Careful.
04:27Promise.
04:29It's like the congressman
04:31who formed
04:33the number 2.
04:35I have something to hold.
04:37She put a lot of gel
04:39on her hair.
04:41It's like she shaved it.
04:43Her wig is beautiful.
04:45It's quite large.
04:47She bought a medium one.
04:49It's a crop top.
04:51Her body is beautiful.
04:53One plus one.
04:55Two.
04:57Look at that.
04:59She's giving
05:01a handsome look.
05:03She's giving a handsome look.
05:05She's giving a handsome look.
05:07She's giving a handsome look.
05:09She's giving a handsome look.
05:11It's like there are 3 of you
05:13and you didn't help her.
05:15It's nice to see.
05:17This is what new citizens do.
05:19This is what new citizens do.
05:21It's red.
05:23It's red.
05:25Of course,
05:27we have a different lip gloss.
05:29Okay, let's move on to number three.
05:31Let's give number three to Rochelle.
05:33Number...
05:35I think she's going to cry.
05:37Because she's not a bank teller, she's a fortune teller.
05:39She sees bad things happening.
05:41Let's not let her read that.
05:47Her name is Dimples Romana.
05:49Dimples is so pretty.
05:51So, if she's a bank teller,
05:53she should be...
05:55She should be pretty.
05:57She should be a bank teller.
05:59She should be a bank teller.
06:01There's a lot of discrimination here.
06:03It's scary.
06:05Let me hold your hand.
06:07Why don't you want to hold my right hand?
06:09Hold my hand.
06:11Hold my hand.
06:13Hold my hand.
06:15Oh, they're already close.
06:17I can feel it.
06:19What did you feel when you held her hand?
06:21She's a bit...
06:23Her posture...
06:25Maybe she's just an ROTC officer.
06:27That's why she's like that.
06:29Maybe she's a corps commander.
06:31She's like that.
06:33Maybe she's a famous bank teller.
06:35That's why she's like that.
06:37Because they can't sit.
06:39They can't see.
06:41That's why she's like that.
06:43She's counting.
06:45When she stands up, she's like that.
06:47Wait, let me change.
06:49She's like that.
06:51She's jumping.
06:53She's sitting.
06:55She's standing.
06:57She's like that.
06:59She's like that.
07:01Can you feel her?
07:03I can feel her.
07:07Do you have varicose veins?
07:09Varicose veins?
07:11That's why they're always standing.
07:13That's true.
07:15But not all of them have varicose veins.
07:17The bank teller.
07:19The bank teller in Mercury.
07:21Yes.
07:23Ma'am, you have varicose veins.
07:25You have varicose veins.
07:27There's a small one.
07:29Actually, all of us have varicose veins.
07:31Yes.
07:33Some are prominent, some are not.
07:35What do you look for
07:37when you talk to a bank teller?
07:39What do you want to see?
07:41Or when you see it, you'll say,
07:43this is it.
07:45Varicose veins.
07:47I think there's something
07:49that they'll see later.
07:51As a breadwinner for a long time,
07:53I won't be able to see it
07:55while you're standing.
07:57Maybe the way they look at life.
07:59But you're just achillitis.
08:01I don't feel anything yet.
08:03Just guess.
08:07Number one.
08:09Don't you answer 1 plus 1?
08:11For example,
08:13when you request to Rochelle,
08:15what she used to do in Itbulaga,
08:17she'll go to the contestant,
08:19the player.
08:21You'll dance.
08:23You'll go to whoever you're guessing.
08:25You'll choose the breadwinner.
08:27The one you're choosing.
08:29She'll dance.
08:31Music, please.
08:43She's choosing.
08:45She's choosing.
08:47Is that it?
08:49Yes!
08:51But Jesus,
08:53even if Rochelle is right,
08:55you won't get anything because Rochelle ruined it.
08:57How's that?
08:59That's 10,000.
09:01Do you know why it's expensive?
09:03Why?
09:05Don't say it.
09:07You might get electrocuted.
09:09You might get electrocuted.
09:11You might get electrocuted.
09:13You might get electrocuted.
09:15This will light up.
09:17Why?
09:19All the light bulbs I touched will light up.
09:23Will it light up?
09:25It will light up in a few seconds.
09:29It's 2 o'clock.
09:31It's 3 o'clock.
09:33Oh!
09:37It's light up.
09:39It's light up.
09:41It's light up.
09:43That's great.
09:45Thank you, Rochelle, for that performance.
09:47It was a mess.
09:49It was electrifying.
09:51We'll put this here.
09:53We'll look at it every day
09:55to remember that we sometimes ruined
09:57Rochelle's set.
09:59Literally.
10:01But you still chose
10:03number 1.
10:05Number 1.
10:07It's Tate Jesus.
10:09Tate Jesus, are you okay with that?
10:11I'm okay.
10:15Do you want Sarsi or Mogu Mogu?
10:17What do you want?
10:19The father is sitting down.
10:21Why?
10:23It's like he's watching you.
10:25The big knight is sitting down.
10:27Follow me, order.
10:29The father is sitting down.
10:31The big knight is sitting down.
10:33Rochelle Tate Jesus said
10:35number 1.
10:37Is that what you think?
10:39No.
10:41Who?
10:43For me, number 3.
10:45He looks good there.
10:47That's the reason you look good, sir.
10:49It's limited
10:51to the bank teller.
10:53Please put your hands
10:55in a different place.
10:59Let's just put our hands together.
11:01He needs to think.
11:03Sometimes, you need
11:05to concentrate.
11:07Why are you surprised, Rochelle?
11:09Why?
11:15Why number 3?
11:19With a pleasing personality.
11:21A pleasing personality.
11:23Number 1 to the applicant.
11:25That's true, number 1.
11:27That's funny.
11:29What does pleasing personality mean?
11:31It's a personable,
11:33kind,
11:35pleasant.
11:37He's just a kid.
11:39If you don't get it,
11:41is it because of the pleasing personality?
11:43If you're not pleasing.
11:45But for now,
11:47Rochelle is choosing number 1.
11:49Let's see if we'll consider
11:51what Sir Jesus said earlier.
11:53The second K is?
11:55Kilos.
11:57We'll try to get to know
11:59how it is to be a bank teller
12:01in different situations.
12:03This is what you're looking for.
12:05Kilos.
12:07We're now setting up
12:09scene number 1.
12:11What will scene number 1 do?
12:13Someone will complain
12:15that there's a missing amount
12:17in their passbook.
12:19Do all of you have a passbook?
12:21Me too.
12:23Jael is making fun of me.
12:25The others are online.
12:27I'm updating them.
12:31MC Atlasi,
12:33you might be a couple here
12:35like Mda Breadwinner is.
12:37But you have to do the scene
12:39when you arrived at the airport.
12:41Who saw their scene at the airport?
12:43That was one of the most
12:45iconic scenes in the movie.
12:47We were shocked.
12:49They should've given
12:51a special jury citation.
12:53Just for that
12:55single performance.
12:57And you can really feel it.
12:59Yes.
13:01Are you going to go in or
13:03are you already seated?
13:05You have a joint account
13:07and you'll complain
13:09that there's a missing amount
13:11in your passbook.
13:13Action!
13:15Let's complain about that.
13:17Let's make fun of him.
13:19This is a different scene.
13:21MC Atlasi is just a kid.
13:23You have to beat him up.
13:25Baby.
13:27Baby.
13:29Baby.
13:31He's just a kid.
13:33He's just a kid.
13:35He's just a kid.
13:37He's just a kid.
13:39He's a kid.
13:41He's a kid.
13:43Good morning.
13:45What's good about the morning?
13:47You're beautiful.
13:49What's your concern?
13:51We have a complaint.
13:53What's your concern?
13:55There's a missing amount
13:57in our passbook.
13:59There's a missing amount.
14:01My husband looks like a thief
14:03but he didn't take it.
14:05Can I check your passbook?
14:07Someone withdrew.
14:09There's a missing amount in our passbook.
14:11Really?
14:13Let's check your passbook.
14:15You look sad.
14:17Is it your birthday?
14:19Can you update this?
14:21Yes, that's why we found out.
14:23Okay.
14:25At the end.
14:27At the end.
14:29Why is it upside down?
14:31Okay.
14:33Did you see that?
14:35You can observe this, Rochelle.
14:37The passbook is upside down.
14:39Yes.
14:41There's something wrong.
14:43There's a missing amount.
14:45Can you check how it happened?
14:47Where did the branch go?
14:49Where did it withdrew?
14:51This is the proof that it's mine.
14:53This is my ID.
14:55Okay.
14:57You look ugly in your ID.
14:59Look at me.
15:01You look like Tom Mark.
15:03You put a picture in your ID, right?
15:05Sister,
15:07let's react.
15:09Let me check
15:11our system first.
15:13Check it now.
15:15We want to help you if you're lazy.
15:17For checking,
15:19the 2 million
15:21was withdrawn by Sir Laz.
15:23How did you know?
15:25Did you put it in your passbook?
15:27For checking,
15:29we have a withdrawal transaction.
15:31Where?
15:33Where?
15:35In this branch.
15:37In this branch?
15:39Who withdrew?
15:41It's in your account.
15:43I don't know that.
15:45Anyone can withdraw.
15:47For checking,
15:49it's under your name.
15:51Me?
15:53Yes, you withdrew.
15:55What did you do with the money?
15:57You should've returned it.
15:59We're not there anymore.
16:01You're fooling me.
16:03What will the clerk do?
16:05You're fooling me.
16:07Why did you withdraw?
16:09We don't have a guard.
16:11You're in the scene.
16:13You're the only one.
16:15Why did you withdraw?
16:17It's in our system.
16:19It's in our system?
16:21My name?
16:23You're the only one.
16:25You're the only one?
16:27Who are we?
16:29You don't have a guard.
16:31We have a system
16:33where we record all transactions.
16:35I can't do that to my wife.
16:37You fooled me.
16:39You fooled me too.
16:41You said you have a face.
16:43But you loved me.
16:45You thought I loved you.
16:47We've been together for 20 years
16:49but you loved me, babe.
16:51But husband and wife will kiss.
16:55Sorry.
16:57I'm sorry.
17:01What will the clerk do
17:03if someone is flirting with his wife?
17:05You can go home.
17:11You're welcome.
17:13Go home.
17:15She's nervous.
17:17That was perfect.
17:19That was perfect.
17:21What will you say to her?
17:23She's not...
17:25Maybe she's nervous
17:27because she's not sure
17:29about opening the passbook
17:31and what she'll say.
17:33She's nervous.
17:35I suddenly changed my mind.
17:39So she's your choice?
17:41Yes.
17:43Let's look at number 2.
17:45Someone will help
17:47to open a bank account.
17:49A barangay man
17:51and his wife.
17:53What are you wearing?
17:55I'm not wearing anything.
17:57Mommy, what's this?
17:59Passion.
18:01You're wearing your 6th grade project.
18:03Indiana Jones.
18:05That's his clothes.
18:07He did his best.
18:09The map.
18:11He did his best.
18:13You recycled a lot of maps.
18:15I'm not a tour guide.
18:17You'll help
18:19to open an account.
18:21Hello.
18:23Hi, sir. Good morning.
18:25Good morning. Sir, I want to
18:27open a bank account.
18:29Open?
18:31Actually, sir, we would like to thank you
18:33for choosing the Showtime
18:35savings bank.
18:37By the way, I'd like to clarify.
18:39You're opening
18:41a savings account, sir.
18:43Again?
18:45You want to open a savings account?
18:47Yes. What do you need?
18:49I want to open now.
18:51Good to hear that, sir.
18:53By the way, do you have a valid ID?
18:55Any government valid ID, sir?
18:57Sir, I'm Korean.
18:59Can I open
19:01a bank account here in the Philippines
19:03even if I'm Korean?
19:05Actually, sir, we apologize for that.
19:07We are really sorry
19:09for that, sir.
19:11As much as possible, sir.
19:13If you're Korean, you can't live here?
19:15No, it doesn't mean that, sir.
19:17We're looking for an alien ID.
19:19If you have an alien ID or any ID
19:21from the...
19:23Kareel initiated an alien ID.
19:25He's the head of that department.
19:27I have an ID.
19:29But it's a Korean ID.
19:31No worries, sir.
19:33But can I open a bank account?
19:35Yes, sir. We can open your account
19:37as long as you can pass
19:39our Know Your Customer
19:41procedure, sir.
19:43By the way, sir,
19:45you can check your ID, sir,
19:47on our system to validate your identity, sir.
19:49One moment, sir.
19:51How can I be sure
19:53that I'm Korean?
19:55Actually, sir, we have a system, sir.
19:57This is an integrated system that we can
19:59trace where you're located, sir,
20:01and your identity, sir.
20:03Using your valid ID.
20:05How much money do I need
20:07to open an account?
20:09Actually, sir, based on our system,
20:11you can open
20:13an account. And with your question, sir,
20:15on how much amount
20:17is valid, sir,
20:19actually, you can put
20:21an amount of 10,000. That's our maintaining
20:23balance, sir, for the savings account.
20:25So that earns interest, sir,
20:27if it's 10,000. But if you want
20:29to use it,
20:31it's only 8,000.
20:33Okay. Thank you very much. Time is up.
20:35So you've given a lot of information.
20:37Yes.
20:39Yes, I'm sure
20:41of the requirements.
20:43So the maintaining balance is 10,000?
20:45Yes.
20:49It depends.
20:51In Showtime Savings Bank, it's a lot.
20:5310,000.
20:55Yes. It's a lot of interest.
20:5710,000. So how's that?
21:01It fits.
21:03He's so good.
21:05He knows what he's saying.
21:07He knows what to say
21:09to the client.
21:11Do you know who taught him that?
21:13Who? Number 1.
21:15Number 1 knows
21:17when he's too lazy to perform.
21:19He told him to share
21:21the information.