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00:00Number one, you can now sit down in your office.
00:06She's a virtual assistant in a dating company.
00:09Hi!
00:10A client is looking for a date.
00:13Jackie is the one looking for one.
00:15Hey, what's this?
00:18Is this Zoom? Are they going to Zoom?
00:21What's this? Call, Zoom, Text. What's this?
00:23Split screen.
00:25Did you give Jackie flowers?
00:27Wow, Kitschie has flowers while Jackie only has leaves.
00:33What's that?
00:34Because it's a split screen, you should be wearing a split screen.
00:37Yes, that's how it is.
00:38You should be wearing a split screen.
00:415, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8.
00:45Talk to her.
00:489, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 2.
00:52She's stretching.
00:53She's ringing. You should be listening while she's ringing.
00:56Hahaha.
00:58Ringing.
01:01Hi, thank you for calling.
01:03Hello, I need help.
01:05What help do you need?
01:06Sorry, I can't hear you.
01:09Oh, hi. What help do you need, Miss Jackie?
01:12It's really nice to talk to you. Happy New Year, by the way.
01:14Happy New Year.
01:16You know, I'm a bit sad.
01:19Why? What happened?
01:22Because lately, I feel lonely.
01:24Oh, that's sad.
01:26Oh, you know what? I have good news for you.
01:30Really?
01:31Yeah, well, I already have the details here of the potential match that we're doing for you.
01:36And, you know what?
01:37Potential what? Sorry, I can't...
01:39It's okay. Let me go ahead and repeat that for you.
01:42We already have here the details of the potential match we have for you.
01:46Sorry, I can't pretend anymore. It's been a long time.
01:50Okay, don't worry because I already found a perfect match for you.
01:55Perfect?
01:56Yes, perfect, perfect, the best.
01:59Really? You're going to find me a date?
02:02Of course. It depends on your preference.
02:04What type of guy do you like?
02:06I like someone who truly loves me.
02:14Someone who won't cheat on me.
02:16And...
02:20And someone who will take me seriously even if I'm split.
02:26Any match or any age preference?
02:31Wide range, anything as long as it's someone I love.
02:35Okay. You know what, Miss Jackie? To be honest, you're beautiful. I can see that in you.
02:41We're going to find a lot of people who are more deserving for you.
02:45Not just someone who will love you, but someone who will give you everything
02:48to make you feel that you're important and important in their life.
02:52So, you're going to find me a date?
02:54Actually, we already have one.
02:56We can set it up this Sunday.
02:59Oh, Sunday?
03:01Yes.
03:02Okay, I'll be there. Thank you.
03:05No problem. We'll call you.
03:07And Jackie will celebrate.
03:09Yay!
03:11Have you ever tried something like that?
03:13I'm just going to try.
03:17How are you going to try?
03:18Number two.
03:21Number two, what will number two, Jonski, do?
03:24Number two, come down.
03:28The boss of photos and videos will send a caption to her.
03:35It's Lassie.
03:36913-3754
03:44Hello, Lassie. It's so nice to see you. Happy New Year.
03:48Ate, how are you in Hong Kong?
03:50Oh, this is not your sister.
03:53What?
03:54I am not your sister.
03:56Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.
04:00713-5475
04:06Hello, Lassie, once again.
04:11ORZ, how are you?
04:13I'm doing well. How about you, Lassie? How was your holiday?
04:16Oh, it's good. Very nice.
04:18Oh, that's so nice to hear.
04:20I have a concern, a very big concern.
04:22I sent you my picture there. Can you see it?
04:25Yeah, I can see it.
04:29Beautiful picture.
04:31Okay, that's my picture.
04:33I want you to make me beautiful.
04:35Oh, okay. No problem.
04:37You listen to me. You listen to me.
04:38Okay.
04:39Just make me smooth, make me hotter, make me...
04:42Sweat.
04:43Water.
04:44Make me water, please.
04:47So, just to clarify, you want me to make your face smooth, hotter, and water.
04:53Is that correct?
04:54Just make me more water, okay?
04:56More water. That's noted.
04:58Is it possible? Is it possible?
05:00In technology, everything is possible.
05:07So, Arsel, how long can you do that?
05:11Oh, I can do it in 30 minutes.
05:13In 30 minutes? Oh, that's long.
05:16I want you to make it 5 minutes. You can do it?
05:185 minutes.
05:19Oh, which of the categories would you like me to remove?
05:22Hotter, smoother, or water?
05:24No, remove my head. Remove my head.
05:26Make me Ann Curtis.
05:29Oh, okay.
05:30In 5 minutes, I'll try my best to do that.
05:33Okay.
05:34Ask her to put a caption because she'll post it.
05:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:37Arsel, don't forget the caption.
05:38Okay, sure.
05:39What can you suggest me caption?
05:41Oh, newer and better me in 2025.
05:46What?
05:47Newer and a better me in 2025.
05:51I love it.
05:53That's so nice to hear.
05:55Thank you, Arsel.
05:56Is there a video? Is there a video?
06:01There. What caption is that video?
06:03If that will be the video, what will be your caption?
06:07If this is the video, my caption will be a newer and a better lassie in 2025.
06:14Oh, thank you, Arsel.
06:16I will promote you.
06:17Thank you so much.
06:19How about the other pictures? You have so many pictures there.
06:21I sent you a lot of my pictures.
06:23Can you do it again?
06:24How about this one?
06:25Oh, this one is smoother. Hotter and water.
06:28Hotter and water.
06:29Wow.
06:30What will the caption be?
06:31Yeah.
06:33Oh.
06:35Hmm.
06:36The best caption for this one is…
06:39You can't pop it in 2025.
06:41This is how it will be.
06:45So, what's the caption?
06:47Oh, the caption for this one is…
06:49I'm thinking of…
06:53Uh-huh.
06:54I'm having a hard time.
06:56Virtual assistant.
06:58Okay. New haircut trend in 2025.
07:03Next picture, please.
07:05Next picture. Come on.
07:06Wow.
07:09Okay.
07:10My caption for this one will be…
07:13Okay.
07:14My caption for this one will be…
07:18A shock face in 2025.
07:21A shock face.
07:22Face. A shock face.
07:24Oh, shock face. That's normal.
07:27Wow.
07:28Next slide, please.
07:31Oh.
07:32Wow.
07:33Isn't it beautiful?
07:34Asang-asa in 2025.
07:39This one, my caption will be…
07:42Oh, just woke up face in 2025.
07:46Just woke up.
07:47But there's a concealer.
07:50Thank you very much.
07:51Thank you, Argel.
07:53You're good.
07:54Yes.
07:55The captions are quick to think.
07:56The captions are for 2025, right?
07:58Yes, but the pictures are for 1992, right?
08:03Next, what are we going to do for number 3, Darren?
08:07Here's our virtual assistant for the boss who's buying items online.
08:12So, personal shopper, we have MC.
08:16Ms. MC is shopping.
08:19That's Sir Motor.
08:21Maybe.
08:22He's buying items online.
08:24911-11-11.
08:31How may I help you?
08:32Yes.
08:34Can you be my personal shopper?
08:37What can you suggest?
08:40Do you have pants?
08:42We offer pants and shirts.
08:45Do you have 3XL?
08:47We do.
08:48We do have 3XL.
08:50Okay.
08:51What kind of pants?
08:54Can you describe?
08:55It should be English.
08:56English.
08:58Are you Chinese?
08:59Are you Chinese?
09:01Are you Chinese?
09:02I am.
09:03I am Chinese.
09:04I am half Chinese.
09:05Hey, you.
09:06I want you to buy me pants.
09:08I want to have a lot of pockets for sweaters.
09:12For sweaters for 2025.
09:16What's the zodiac sign for sweaters today?
09:20I think it's Gemini.
09:22What?
09:23What?
09:24You're chubby.
09:26Don't you have a line there, Binondo?
09:31What's your zodiac sign?
09:35Gemini.
09:36Gemini.
09:37What's your zodiac sign?
09:39What's your zodiac sign?
09:40What year?
09:41What year?
09:43What year did you make those pants?
09:46Because I'm lucky with the year of the horse.
09:482024.
09:50What can you suggest?
09:52Do you have any color specifically?
09:56What are you looking for?
09:57I like red.
09:58I like red.
09:59Do you have any suggestions?
10:02We do have a red shirt, but what size are you looking for?
10:07Because I'm on a diet.
10:09But I'll go with 4XL first.
10:13Because I don't know if I'll be able to eat on a diet.
10:17Because you know, Christmas, New Year, there's a lot to eat.
10:23Let me check the stocks.
10:25If we have 4XL.
10:26Okay, okay.
10:28Okay, okay.
10:31Do you need my address?
10:33Can I have your address?
10:35I also want underwear.
10:38What do you want?
10:40Underwear.
10:42I want the polka polka that's for the Chinese New Year.
10:47What size of the underwear polka?
10:50Because I'm on a diet, so 4XL.
10:544XL as well.
10:59Yay! Thank you very much, MC and Wilson Che.
11:06Did the Chinese help you?
11:08Yes.
11:10But I feel like number 2 is more solid.
11:15Because?
11:16Number 1 is also okay.
11:18Number 2 is very accommodating with the client's requests.
11:22And number 1, he really knows what he's doing.
11:26And number 3?
11:27Number 3, I was confused about what he should do because I thought he was the personal shopper.
11:32Yes.
11:33But he became the store.
11:35Yes.
11:37Do you think they're just trying to fool you?
11:39Yes, they're really good.
11:42Why would they do that, Darren?
11:45Because sometimes they don't seem to be good at their job.
11:49So it's confusing.
11:50Yes, yes.
11:52And he's already confused.
11:53He's confused.
11:58So for now, after they've moved on,
12:01the breadwinner that you're choosing as a virtual assistant is...
12:06Number?
12:091.
12:10Oh, he's changed.
12:121.
12:13From number 2 to number 1.
12:16Ate Vivian, do you agree with Jin's decision?
12:21Yes.
12:23Because he was able to solve Ate Jackie's problem earlier.
12:31Yes, and in terms of working, his tone has changed.
12:38He's really fluent.
12:41He's good at speaking.
12:42Yes.
12:43But Vivian doesn't seem to agree with you.
12:46Okay, from number 2,
12:48the breadwinner that you're choosing as a virtual assistant is...
12:51Number 1.
12:52Rosanna Gantalao.
12:54Will your answer remain the same or will they change their answer to this question?
12:59Let's go, Jin.
13:06The question is...
13:08As a virtual assistant,
13:09your boss trusts you even if you don't see each other personally.
13:15As a breadwinner,
13:17will you continue if you don't see the rise in your family?
13:23Of course.
13:25I believe that all people have the ability to change.
13:29And if you don't support them, like being a breadwinner,
13:33you'll see that the good things that will come from that,
13:37I'll support them.
13:39I'll be happy even if it's hard,
13:45just to show them that they can change,
13:50not for me, but for themselves.
13:53Beautiful.
13:55It's like what St. Claus said.
13:57What did St. Claus say?
13:59Let's not get tired of believing that people will change and return to being good.
14:05Oh, yes.
14:07From being nice, the kids became naughty.
14:10Yes.
14:12But we believe that from being naughty, they will return to being nice.
14:15Being nice.
14:17Okay, thank you very much, number one.
14:20Number two, as a virtual assistant,
14:23your boss trusts you even if you don't see each other personally.
14:27As a breadwinner,
14:29will you continue if you don't see the rise in your family?
14:32Yes.
14:34But there's a limit to helping.
14:36As a breadwinner, we often see that the people we help
14:41also need to stand on their own two feet.
14:44So, as a breadwinner,
14:46there are some points in my life that I will pause first
14:50so that they can realize how tired I am.
14:52Until I see that they see the worth of what I do for them,
14:57I will help them again to stand on their own two feet
14:59so that we can rise up together in life.
15:02It's not just me.
15:04If it's just me, I will be exhausted.
15:06I would be happy if all of us rise up together while helping.
15:10Sometimes, there's a tough love.
15:13It's also tough.
15:15That's true.
15:17Do you do that sometimes?
15:19Sometimes, even if we love each other so much,
15:21I will endure it so that he can learn something.
15:23You also need to give them that experience
15:26so that they can learn wisdom.
15:29Even if you see them in pain,
15:32they also need to go through it
15:34because it's part of their growth.
15:36Sometimes, you need to work hard to learn something.
15:40Let's go to number 3.
15:46As a virtual assistant, you...
15:49Why are you laughing?
15:51Sometimes, he's Chinese.
15:53He's Chinese, right?
15:54He's Chinese, right?
15:56Yes, he's Chinese.
15:58As a virtual assistant, you...
16:00Your boss trusts you.
16:04Your boss trusts you even if you don't meet in person, right?
16:08But as a breadwinner,
16:10will you continue
16:12if you don't see your family rise up?
16:16I will continue.
16:18Because for me,
16:20the road to success,
16:21there's always going to be circumstances.
16:24Failure is a part of it.
16:26But at the end of the day,
16:28you're always bigger than your circumstances.
16:31You're always better than the circumstances.
16:34Okay.
16:36Thank you very much. Number 3.
16:38For the answers, what did you feel
16:41that this is genuine, coming from a breadwinner?
16:44I really aligned with...
16:47Aligned with...
16:49Aligned with the answer of Number 2.
16:53I felt his authenticity.
16:56And also,
16:58maybe, if you are...
17:01If you're the one hiring a virtual assistant,
17:04you would want it to be someone really trustworthy
17:07and experienced.
17:09And I felt that from Number 2.
17:13So, until the answer, you chose Number 2?
17:17Number 2.
17:19You chose Number 2.
17:21He left earlier.
17:23He moved to Number 1.
17:25Then he chose Number 2.
17:27Okay.
17:29Vivian!
17:31That's a jacket.
17:34Vivian,
17:36Jin chose Number 2.
17:38Are you still okay with that?
17:40You chose Number 1 earlier.
17:42I think I chose Number 3.
17:44He chose Number 3.
17:46He chose Number 3.
17:48Because?
17:50He said that he will continue to support his family,
17:55even if it's already very difficult.
17:59The hosts,
18:01who do you think, after the three Ks,
18:04the Kilatis, Kilos, and Katanungan,
18:06who is the real virtual assistant breadwinner?
18:09One, two, or three?
18:11Wait.
18:12I think it's two or three.
18:14I think it's one.
18:16I think it's one.
18:18It's still one.
18:20I think it's one.
18:22The rest, three and two.
18:24But the three is the most.
18:26Madlang people, it's time for you to show Jin
18:29your Salobo.
18:31Who is the real virtual assistant breadwinner?
18:33One, two, or three?
18:37I think it's one.
18:39It's also three and two.
18:42Three and two.
18:44I'm just a little bit convinced that it's number one.
18:48It's three and two,
18:50is what Madlang people are saying.
18:52Jin,
18:54you need to write it down.
18:56Have you already written your answer?
18:58Okay.
19:00Just hold that, Jin.
19:02After the three rounds,
19:04for you,
19:06who is the real breadwinner,
19:08the virtual assistant?
19:12And
19:14the breadwinner,
19:16the virtual assistant,
19:18is number...
19:26Number two.
19:28Number two!
19:30Jin chose number two.
19:33Even though his partner, Vivian, said it's number three.
19:38Number two is the breadwinner,
19:40the virtual assistant.
19:45Who is it?
19:47And the breadwinner,
19:49the virtual assistant,
19:51is
19:53number...
20:05One!
20:07Number one!
20:10Ayon got it right!
20:13Yes, Ayon.
20:15Too bad, you moved.
20:17You should've done it first.
20:19You're good at changing it.
20:21I was nervous, I thought it's really number one.
20:23You were nervous at the end,
20:25but you already announced the first one.
20:27At the commercial, you told me,
20:29I feel like it's really number one.
20:31He can't take it anymore.
20:33He can't change it.
20:35So, Vivian,
20:37Jin got it wrong.
20:38You got it wrong too, number three.
20:40But even so,
20:42you didn't get 10,000 pesos,
20:44you'll go home with 5,000 pesos.
20:46Yay!
20:48For your boyfriend and aunt's snack.
20:51Where's your boyfriend?
20:53Okay.
20:55Let's talk to number two.
20:57Ate, a lot of people thought
20:59you're the breadwinner, the virtual assistant.
21:01What's your job?
21:03I'm a professional teacher.
21:05Oh, that's why.
21:06That's why he's very spontaneous.
21:08Yes.
21:10He knows how to talk to people,
21:12how to make a deal,
21:14even though he was rude earlier.
21:16Yes, Lassie.
21:18Thank you so much for joining us.
21:20Happy New Year!
21:22For number three,
21:24Arzel Cariaga.
21:26No, for number three,
21:28Wilson Che.
21:30I'm a student currently,
21:32but on the side,
21:34I do online selling.
21:36For Vivian.
21:38What do you sell?
21:40Shoes.
21:42Oh, shoes.
21:44What kind of shoes?
21:46Sneakers?
21:48Sneakers, running shoes.
21:50The legit ones.
21:52Yes.
21:54What do you call those?
21:56AAA.
21:58Class A.
22:00What do you call those?
22:02The original ones.
22:04They have a term.
22:06OAM.
22:08OAM?
22:10Replica.
22:12It's not replica.
22:14It's Xerox.
22:16They have a term.
22:18Almost there.
22:20In imitation.
22:22Aside from the unauthorized authentic,
22:24the unauthorized authentic,
22:26that's it.
22:28The original company also made that,
22:31but it's not included in the quota.
22:35Surplus.
22:38In order of the brand,
22:40the jean is P100,000.
22:42Of course, what they produce is P150,000
22:45so that there's a buffer,
22:47for example, if something is damaged.
22:49Overruns.
22:51It's not overruns.
22:53Surplus.
22:55No, it's not.
22:57For example, in order,
22:59P100,000.
23:01The manufacturer made P150,000
23:02but it's also original.
23:04It's not authentic
23:06because it's not released by your brand.
23:08The manufacturer made it
23:10but you won't release it.
23:12So when they sell it,
23:14the knockoffs are different.
23:16What they call that is
23:18Authentic.
23:20Unauthorized authentic.
23:22It's authentic but it's unauthorized
23:24because Jean doesn't sell it.
23:26He's the one who made it.
23:28He can't sell it.
23:30Only Jean can sell it.
23:32Authentic.
23:34That's great.
23:36We learned something this February 1.
23:38But it's expensive too.
23:40But it's not as expensive as the authorized.
24:02It's not as expensive as the authorized.