The Rich Lover Full English Movie
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00:00:00Will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by 5 o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:06I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:09Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15Alright, let's get married.
00:00:17I can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:21Why can't you just tell her it's your place? You're a public figure.
00:00:24When do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:26The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:28She liked me for me and I want that again.
00:00:30You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:34Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:37I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:40How pathetic and pointless.
00:00:42Look how in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:48Actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the city.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride.
00:00:54A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:57We need to get a divorce.
00:00:59I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:02Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:05Could it be?
00:01:07It's her. It's always been her.
00:01:10How could it be so blind?
00:01:28I'm bored.
00:01:31According to Mr. Trudeau's will,
00:01:33your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:37must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:40or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:42That unladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:45Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:47Ryan, hello.
00:01:48We want Shelby to know show.
00:01:50That's the way we get everything.
00:01:58I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:00I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:02Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:05Dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:07Pathetic.
00:02:08Still trying to play hero.
00:02:10I'm in the Army Reserve now, Cece.
00:02:12I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:14The will, please.
00:02:16Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:20Should have just died in the war.
00:02:23Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:26Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:29No one would have missed you.
00:02:30Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:34Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:36but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:40God, look around, Cece.
00:02:42Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:44Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:48You have freedom and peace
00:02:50because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:02:57Of course.
00:02:59The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:01And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:08Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:11only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:16Ooh!
00:03:18That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:20Tick tock.
00:03:33Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:35Give up your inheritance and I'll give you one percent.
00:03:38It's better than nothing.
00:03:41You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:43You will not take what he left me.
00:03:46And what this money could do to help the gym
00:03:48and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:52Really, Shelby?
00:03:54Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:56The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand
00:03:58three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:14Don't. Keep the mystery.
00:04:19You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:21Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:25Right. You're not even going to find a bum on the street
00:04:27to marry you in time.
00:04:31Watch me.
00:04:35Watch me.
00:04:43Watch me.
00:04:51Don't worry.
00:04:58He looks single.
00:05:00Oh my God, this is totally food bar.
00:05:03Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:05You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:10Hey, mister.
00:05:13Will you marry me?
00:05:23I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
00:05:26but if you help me, I promise a generous reward
00:05:28once I get my inheritance.
00:05:30Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:32So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:34Do I look like a homeless person to her?
00:05:36Priceless.
00:05:40Shelby Strudeau, are you insane?
00:05:42You can't marry this...
00:05:44helpful...
00:05:47Shelby Strudeau, the late Judge Strudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:51That's right. The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:54He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:57Here's a few bucks.
00:05:59Take it and get lost. Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:02Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:04He's a person with feelings.
00:06:07The Cinderella Tale, complete with an evil stepmother
00:06:10and an obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:12It's Claire who deserves my help.
00:06:14And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:16All right. Let's get married.
00:06:33Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:35Shelby Strudeau.
00:06:38And your name is?
00:06:40Griffin Roy.
00:07:02And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:15This isn't over. Tell her!
00:07:23Sergeant Strude... Mrs. Roy.
00:07:26You have to stay married for at least one full year
00:07:30or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:34You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:36You'll last a week with that hobo.
00:07:42Come on.
00:07:48I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:50But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:54Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:57we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:00When most people get what they wanted,
00:08:02they usually just walk away.
00:08:04Well, I'm not most people.
00:08:07I see that.
00:08:15I gotta return this.
00:08:18Goodbye for now.
00:08:21Goodbye, wife.
00:08:35Where the hell have you been?
00:08:52Gotcha.
00:08:53Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:08:58This DNA, get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:09:01Look, as your campaign manager,
00:09:03I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:06You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:13Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:17You know, when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:21you got a package deal.
00:09:23Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor.
00:09:26Playboy lawyer. Best.
00:09:29This, my friend, is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:32In a snap, I can line up a dozen beautiful, successful women
00:09:36who want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:09:38Look, you can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:09:42It's not just some girl. We had a connection.
00:09:46Never had that before.
00:09:53Look, I gotta run.
00:09:55But Griffin, you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:09:58Someone real.
00:10:00Not this made-up mystery girl you've built up in your head.
00:10:20Remember that true strength is not physical.
00:10:23It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:10:26All right, guys. That's class. Nice work.
00:10:35So what's the latest on the STD super spreader?
00:10:38I tried to call him, but Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:10:42Who knows how many other women he's done this to.
00:10:45So I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and confront him in person.
00:10:52What's holding you back?
00:10:54Andre's a regular guy, Shelby. He's got a bro pack.
00:10:57These men are like wolves with mutton.
00:11:00Let's go. We'll face this douchebag together.
00:11:05What's your name?
00:11:07I'm Stephanie.
00:11:09How about a drink, huh?
00:11:11Oh, that's okay.
00:11:12Come on. One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:14Okay, one drink.
00:11:16Really, Pierce? This clowning is getting on my nerves.
00:11:19I don't know what to do.
00:11:21I don't know what to do.
00:11:23I don't know what to do.
00:11:25I don't know what to do.
00:11:27I don't know what to do.
00:11:29I don't know what to do.
00:11:31I don't know what to do.
00:11:33Pierce, this clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:11:37You want to beat LaRoche, you got to mingle with the good, the bad, and the Andres.
00:11:47I can't believe I slept with that.
00:11:50What was I thinking?
00:11:52I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:54I mean, the night was just one big black hole.
00:11:58It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:12:02Thanks.
00:12:04Thanks.
00:12:06That creep.
00:12:08You dickless loser.
00:12:18Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:20What the fuck? Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:23I'm the skank?
00:12:25That's funny. You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:12:28Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:12:31Unless you're back from war, I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:12:35You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:12:37I just told you that you have chlamydia and you...
00:12:40Oh my God.
00:12:42You already know you have it.
00:12:44And you don't care.
00:12:47Ladies!
00:12:49Andre Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:12:59What is she doing here?
00:13:01Both of you, get out of here.
00:13:07Oh shit. She can't know who I am yet.
00:13:14Do you know who I am?
00:13:16I don't care.
00:13:22Where did she come from?
00:13:24That's my wife. Isn't she amazing?
00:13:26What will it cost you, Andre, once he finds out you're married to her?
00:13:29I don't care.
00:13:30You think you can crash my party and pull that ninja shit on me?
00:13:34You are one dead bitch.
00:13:47Nice. Did you see that combo?
00:13:49Dude, she can fight. Look at her form, man.
00:13:56She can really fight, man.
00:13:58You are hopeless.
00:14:00Hey, sell me jackets. I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:26Fuck you, Roy! I'll do everything I can to end you!
00:14:30We should get out of here.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:36Get him!
00:14:38You lied to me.
00:14:40You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:42Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:14:44You were next to a dumpster. That's not much of a leap.
00:14:47What were you doing at this party?
00:14:49Working the room.
00:14:50Oh. I thought you were one of those asshole rich guys.
00:14:55I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:14:58I know how you can make it up to me.
00:15:00Have dinner with me.
00:15:03My place is nearby. I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:07Wow. A wife who cooks and kicks ass.
00:15:10I'm one lucky man.
00:15:12Don't push it.
00:15:14Hey.
00:15:22Hey, dinner's ready.
00:15:28This is nice. I haven't had a home-cooked meal in a long time.
00:15:33It's one of the things I missed the most when I was deployed.
00:15:35How long were you in the military?
00:15:37Seven years. I joined right after high school.
00:15:40My mom had just died and I was feeling rudderless.
00:15:43You weren't close with your father?
00:15:46I was. He was my hero.
00:15:49Until he wasn't.
00:15:52He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:15:54He was the judge and she was the court stenographer.
00:15:58It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:16:00That must have been really hard for you.
00:16:03It was harder on my mom.
00:16:05She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
00:16:08Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:16:10Three years ago he reached out, told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans for a visit.
00:16:15Here I am.
00:16:16Here you are.
00:16:18Enough about me.
00:16:20What's your story, Gryffinroy?
00:16:23Oh.
00:16:25Shelby Trudeau, come on out now.
00:16:27We know you're in there, Shelby. The light is on.
00:16:30We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:33We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:36Hey. I'll handle this.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:43I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling, but it's just you two.
00:16:47And you are?
00:16:48That's the homeless guy that Shelby married.
00:16:50What are you doing here?
00:16:52Why wouldn't Gryffin be here?
00:16:54He's my husband, after all.
00:16:56Mama, what are we going to do? We need to challenge the will.
00:16:59But how can we do that if they're still together?
00:17:01Shut up, Cece.
00:17:02Oh. I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:17:06How pathetic and pointless.
00:17:09Look how in love we are.
00:17:11I'll be back.
00:17:13Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:17:17Right. We're going to shred that will and your shame of marriage in no time.
00:17:31Margo and Cece are going to be a problem.
00:17:33There's no way they'll let us be.
00:17:35What if we moved in together?
00:17:38You want to live here?
00:17:40No. Somewhere with better security.
00:17:44Like my place.
00:17:46Sure. I'm dying to see where you live.
00:17:55So let me get this straight. You told her you're house-sitting?
00:17:59That's right. Said I was going to watch the house while the owner was in Europe for the year.
00:18:03You do know how crazy that sounds. Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:18:11I saw you from across the room and I had to talk to you.
00:18:14That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:18:17I know you take my breath away.
00:18:19And I know that I would wonder, for the rest of my life, if I didn't take this chance.
00:18:24Even if it was only for one night.
00:18:26Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:28No names, no past.
00:18:32We can just be ourselves.
00:18:34I'd like that very much.
00:18:37The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was Roy.
00:18:40She liked me for me.
00:18:42And I want that again, Pierce.
00:18:45Even for a little while.
00:18:54Stash all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:18:57Griffin, you're a public figure.
00:19:00A lot of people know who you are.
00:19:02How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:06But I have a chance to be with someone without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:19:10Well, just remember, we're about to launch a multi-platform campaign.
00:19:15In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboards, your face is about to be everywhere.
00:19:21Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:19:31Oh.
00:19:44This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
00:19:48Yep. We're pretty tight.
00:19:51Here, let me show you to your room.
00:20:00I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:03Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:13Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:20I take it things are going well with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:20:23Oh, she's so exciting and competitive.
00:20:25Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:27Oh, and so damn beautiful.
00:20:29Very sweaty, no makeup, so damn real.
00:20:31When do I get to meet her?
00:20:33Her military background and work with actress women will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:20:38Dial it back, Pierce. We're in the early stages.
00:20:41Alright, well, don't take too long.
00:20:43You married her for the campaign.
00:20:45And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:20:48She needs you for her inheritance.
00:20:54Good.
00:21:00Hey.
00:21:02I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:04Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:06Get your mind out of the gutter, woman. We're talking food here.
00:21:09Alright, in that case, surprise me.
00:21:12Trust me, I'm full of surprises.
00:21:15I bet you are.
00:21:17See you soon?
00:21:19I bet you are.
00:21:21See you soon?
00:21:31Gotcha, sis.
00:21:33So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:21:46Did you want some of my wine?
00:21:49Sure.
00:22:14I turned off your alarm.
00:22:16You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:18I'm done tonight.
00:22:19P.S. You snore.
00:22:21But it's super cute.
00:22:23I do not snore, Griffin Roy.
00:22:40What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:43I live here.
00:22:44When did you move in?
00:22:46Last week. We're house-sitting.
00:22:48Yeah, I have heard that one before.
00:22:50Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:52Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:22:54Who are you calling a thief?
00:22:56Please step out. Now.
00:23:00What the hell are you doing?
00:23:02Just routine inspection.
00:23:06Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:09Let me just...
00:23:15Get your filthy hands off my wife!
00:23:17What?
00:23:23Oh, cool.
00:23:25I thought I was saving you,
00:23:27but it looks like you got it.
00:23:29Oh, look out!
00:23:33Damn, lady.
00:23:35You make it look easy.
00:23:38Are you hurt?
00:23:39Just my pride.
00:23:42Yeah, looks like you get it flat.
00:23:45Let's get out of here. We can take my car.
00:23:47This is yours?
00:23:49Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:52Right.
00:23:55I know all the guards who work here,
00:23:57and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:23:59Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:01Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:03Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:06All right.
00:24:08You're under arrest.
00:24:11What the hell is going on?
00:24:20Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:23Mama, this is all your fault!
00:24:25You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby,
00:24:28and now my money's wasted and she got off scot-free!
00:24:30Eyes on the prize, Cece.
00:24:32Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate,
00:24:34this'll be pocket change.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37And who would have thought that bum
00:24:38would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:24:40I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:42I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:45No matter whether he's a tramp or not,
00:24:47he married Shelby for her money.
00:24:49Offer him a better deal and he'll leave her.
00:24:53We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:24:58Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:25:00the port-a-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:03That old cougar?
00:25:04Oh, Cece, honey.
00:25:06When they're that age, they're not cougars.
00:25:09They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:15Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:25You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:27I realize that now.
00:25:29I've only ever sparred with gloves on,
00:25:32never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:25:36What?
00:25:38Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:40No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:25:42Your man card is fully intact.
00:25:45You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:25:53Not just for today, but for everything.
00:25:57It's been really lonely since my dad died,
00:25:59and it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:02There's no need to thank me.
00:26:05I am your husband.
00:26:08Close your eyes.
00:26:19Okay.
00:26:21Fair is fair.
00:26:23I owe you one.
00:26:27Okay.
00:26:42Sorry.
00:26:44I know we're just pretending.
00:26:47Right.
00:26:49Pretending.
00:26:53I'm gonna...
00:26:55I'm gonna go for a run.
00:26:58Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:04What if it's just me?
00:27:05Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:06The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:27:09Fuck!
00:27:25Griffin kissed me, and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:27:30What's wrong with me?
00:27:32How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:27:46I don't know.
00:27:47He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:49I'll shower and a haircut, and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54You!
00:27:59We got a proposition for you.
00:28:01How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:04Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:06Get in.
00:28:20Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:22He eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:24So you want me to divorce Shelby
00:28:27and marry Victoria Wilcox, the shithouse billionaire?
00:28:36You will refer to them as porta-potties, young man.
00:28:40We know you're after Shelby's inheritance,
00:28:43but she's never gonna see it.
00:28:45Well...
00:28:47He'll do.
00:28:52Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:28:57Wait a minute.
00:28:58Have we met before? Because you look real familiar.
00:29:02Oh, no.
00:29:04Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles, Miss Wilcox.
00:29:08The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:14The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:17And you will also be paid 20 grand a month
00:29:19to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:25Hmm.
00:29:26Oh, you don't need to worry, boy.
00:29:28Because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:33Oh.
00:29:46I don't understand.
00:29:47This says...
00:29:48You're under arrest for pandering.
00:29:52Detective McSwain,
00:29:54this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:29:58That's a Class C felony.
00:30:00He's lying.
00:30:03And you will also be paid 20 grand a month
00:30:06to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:13Detective.
00:30:14Detective, detective.
00:30:15There must be some misunderstanding.
00:30:17There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:20No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum.
00:30:22He set me up.
00:30:23Detective McSwain, it's getting late.
00:30:26Um, I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:29Oh.
00:30:35Wait.
00:30:37You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:40I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:30:45I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:48I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:30:51It's Roy.
00:30:54Oh.
00:30:57Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see.
00:31:00I'm just an old woman.
00:31:02You could forgive me.
00:31:04Get out of my face.
00:31:08Oh, excuse me.
00:31:12All right, we got her in the car.
00:31:14How far do you want this to go?
00:31:16Put the fear of God into her.
00:31:18Mug shot, fingerprints, thorax.
00:31:21Then in the morning, drop the charges.
00:31:23Before the press gets wind.
00:31:25Pierce her to have your hide.
00:31:27You got it, Griff.
00:31:39Where have you been?
00:31:41I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:43Yeah?
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:47Uh, are you hungry? I can heat up some leftovers.
00:31:50Yeah, I'd like that.
00:31:55Did that just happen?
00:31:57Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:10Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:32:13I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:32:17Don't you worry, Mama.
00:32:19I have a plan.
00:32:21I had all night to think about it in that cold, hard cell.
00:32:25If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:32:28We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:32:31And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:32:36He's amazing.
00:32:50I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:32:54I thought I was competitive.
00:32:56You even compete with yourself.
00:33:07You're not growing.
00:33:09You're dying.
00:33:11I, um, I'm going to go shower.
00:33:14Me too.
00:33:20Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:22Zoe's hot.
00:33:24You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:27What makes him any different?
00:33:29He just is.
00:33:34Hey, Zara.
00:33:36Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:33:38Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:45I'm sorry, my hands are tied.
00:33:49He says we have to leave.
00:33:51Okay, I got this.
00:33:52Mr. Buford, what are you doing?
00:33:54This is my place of business.
00:33:55You're done here.
00:33:56I sold the building.
00:33:57The new owners want you out.
00:33:59That's illegal.
00:34:00I have a lease.
00:34:01They've got a break clause for new management,
00:34:04and they've decided to activate it.
00:34:06Who the hell is they?
00:34:12That would be us.
00:34:16If we can take it from here.
00:34:18Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:20I know you used all your Army money for this gym,
00:34:23but you can get it back.
00:34:25All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:29Get a divorce, give up your inheritance,
00:34:32and then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:43I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:45Not so tough now, are you, Shelby?
00:34:47Screw you.
00:34:48I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:34:50Oh, sorry.
00:34:51The building is now closed for...
00:34:54renovation,
00:34:55and everything inside now belongs to me.
00:34:58Of course, you could sue,
00:35:01but that would take months.
00:35:03Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:07That's blackmail.
00:35:08We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:10You don't sign, we close the gym,
00:35:12and then you lose everything.
00:35:15Think about what you're doing.
00:35:17This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:20I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:22You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:35:26Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:35:29or you can kiss your Valkyrie Fight Club goodbye.
00:35:34And watch us turn it into...
00:35:36Valkyrie Strip Club.
00:35:39Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:41There's poles and everything.
00:35:43Oh, my.
00:35:44Plenty of girls.
00:35:45Ooh.
00:35:46They're cute.
00:35:47They are cute.
00:35:48Cute enough.
00:35:57I'm not here because I'd give a damn if you win.
00:36:00I'm here to make sure that Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:36:03Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:36:07The fuck you say?
00:36:09What exactly did Roy do?
00:36:12What did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:36:15He partnered up against me with a Xi warrior.
00:36:19I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:22Well, with your connections and my political might,
00:36:26I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:37LaRose got Andre.
00:36:39What are we going to do about this?
00:36:41Nothing.
00:36:42We do not want these two pairing up, all right?
00:36:44This is political suicide.
00:36:46Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:47Maybe if you both apologize...
00:36:49Um, hell no.
00:36:50Let them do their best.
00:36:52Mark my words.
00:36:53This is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:37:01Hello, Shelby.
00:37:03Griffin, we need to talk.
00:37:12Shelby?
00:37:13What's going on?
00:37:14You sounded tense on the phone.
00:37:18I have so many missed moments.
00:37:20Things I should have said or done.
00:37:22Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:26I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:37:41You first.
00:38:06You first.
00:38:11You first.
00:38:41You first.
00:38:50That was...
00:38:51Fucking amazing.
00:39:04Griffin?
00:39:05Where are you going?
00:39:06Griffin?
00:39:08Griffin!
00:39:11Explain yourself.
00:39:12Toothbrush.
00:39:16PJs.
00:39:18This is Jacques.
00:39:20Why?
00:39:21You're my wife.
00:39:23I sleep with you now.
00:39:24We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28You said you had missed moments.
00:39:31I've had them too.
00:39:33You will not be one of them.
00:39:36I know we said we were pretending, but...
00:39:39I want to give us a chance.
00:39:41A real one.
00:39:43Oh?
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:32I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:40:36Kiss the bonnie lass, why don't ya?
00:40:54Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:40:56We can go over the divorce papers.
00:40:59Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:09I knew something must have happened.
00:41:17Hello?
00:41:18Pierce.
00:41:19I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:25Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:29It's five in the morning.
00:41:31You have an hour.
00:41:37How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:42She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:41:45Stupid.
00:41:46Good for us, bad for them.
00:41:48And the property title?
00:41:50Still an asset.
00:41:51Good for us, bad for them.
00:41:53And the property title?
00:41:54Still an escrow.
00:41:55The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:41:58Make sure it is.
00:41:59In your name.
00:42:00You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:42:04Oh, goody, goody.
00:42:11Talk to me, McSwain.
00:42:12I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:15You're right.
00:42:16She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:18How'd you know?
00:42:19Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:21I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:23Oh, yeah.
00:42:24Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:26Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:36I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:39I definitely have.
00:42:42Showtime.
00:42:44I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:42:48Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:42:53Did you see that?
00:42:54Did you see that?
00:42:55She chose me, man.
00:42:56She chose me.
00:42:57Well, hell.
00:42:59Looks like she did.
00:43:01You fucking bitch!
00:43:04That's her cue.
00:43:09Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:10You're gonna lose everything.
00:43:12You know, at least I still have my self-respect.
00:43:14Which is more than I can say for you.
00:43:16Don't be hasty, Cece.
00:43:18She's basically a man.
00:43:19You'll get hurt.
00:43:20I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
00:43:23But I will never agree to your demands.
00:43:27Reclaim what's yours?
00:43:28You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:43:35That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:43:39Who the hell are you?
00:43:41Pierce Durand.
00:43:42The new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:45What?
00:43:48Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:43:51I swooped in and bought it.
00:43:53That's impossible.
00:43:54I own it.
00:43:56Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:44:00I outbid you.
00:44:02The building is mine.
00:44:04Now, scram.
00:44:05I never.
00:44:07Mr. Do, I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:11The only change will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:44:16That's unbelievable.
00:44:18Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:19Oh, yeah.
00:44:21Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:24The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:44:33Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:35The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:40Okay, well, but that was last week.
00:44:42You can't arrest me now.
00:44:43We most certainly can, and this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:44:47No, no, no, you can't take my girl.
00:44:51I'm coming after you.
00:44:52I'm never going to forget this when I get out.
00:44:54You're mine.
00:45:03Zara, call everyone.
00:45:07Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:09We're back in business.
00:45:17Well, aren't you going to go over there?
00:45:19You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:22No, it's her victory.
00:45:25I merely did what a husband should to ensure her happiness.
00:45:29That's my reward.
00:45:30That is some wild shit you just spouted.
00:45:33This girl is seriously causing you to lose a grip.
00:45:35You worry too much.
00:45:36And you don't worry enough.
00:45:38We have a campaign to win,
00:45:40and you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:43What are you driving at?
00:45:44Tell Shelby who you are.
00:45:46The voters need to know who your wife is,
00:45:48and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:45:51You wait too long,
00:45:52and Neville LaRoche is going to find out and beat us to it.
00:45:56Okay, I'll tell her.
00:45:59I just, I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:46:04Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:16That's Shelby Trudeau, owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:20Pretty girl.
00:46:22So, who's she screwing?
00:46:24Duran or Roy?
00:46:25I don't know, sir.
00:46:27That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:30Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on
00:46:34about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:38Hmm.
00:46:40Not everyone's white trash like you, Isabelle.
00:46:45It is a wonder how you overcame your low-class origins
00:46:50and gained my interest.
00:46:52That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:46:54That was your cock.
00:46:55Hmm.
00:46:56Touché, my dear.
00:46:58Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:00Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:02Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:05But yeah, that's her.
00:47:08She was a star athlete
00:47:09with an annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:47:12From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:16Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:20You'll have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:47:24Neville, no.
00:47:25You mean your new bestie, Isabelle?
00:47:27Baby, no.
00:47:35It's cooling off.
00:47:37We should go inside.
00:47:39Just a few more minutes.
00:47:41I can't remember the last time I let myself just be.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:48I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:47:51Before the divorce, the cheating, Mom getting sick.
00:47:56I was carefree then.
00:47:58I joined the army after, but that was just another rollercoaster.
00:48:03It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory
00:48:06and stepping off weapon supply routes.
00:48:10I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:13It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:17I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:24Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:28I love you.
00:48:33I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:41Our most sought-after class at Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing.
00:48:48Sign me up.
00:48:51Oh shit, Isabelle.
00:48:53The girl who made my life and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:48:57What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:00Oh my gosh, Michelle, is it you?
00:49:03I go by Shelby now.
00:49:05You look amazing.
00:49:07Michelle, Shelby, and I go way back.
00:49:11Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:14Well, for our membership, we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:18How about I pay up front for three years?
00:49:21And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:24You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:49:32I was a mean girl in high school, and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:49:36What you've built here is so empowering.
00:49:39If I had had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage
00:49:44to stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:49:51Shelby, can we start over?
00:49:53Would you let me try to make it right?
00:49:58Okay.
00:50:07This is so awesome.
00:50:09How about lunch?
00:50:10I'm free to grab a bite right now.
00:50:12We can catch up.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Let me grab my bag.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:26Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:50:30He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:50:36Shit!
00:50:38No, no, not you.
00:50:40I gotta call you back.
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:50LaRoche knows about Shelby.
00:50:51He's sicked Isabelle on her.
00:50:52Look, here's her Instagram.
00:50:56What the fuck?
00:50:58LaRoche's oppo research must have tagged her.
00:51:00Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:51:02Screw the narrative.
00:51:03It's a trap.
00:51:04They've got my wife.
00:51:12I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite.
00:51:14I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:16You haven't changed a bit since high school.
00:51:18So dedicated.
00:51:19I've always admired that about you.
00:51:23Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:51:25Others might buy your ladylike act, but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:51:31You didn't come to my gym by accident.
00:51:33What's your angle?
00:51:34Neville asked me to befriend you.
00:51:36I don't want to be here.
00:51:37So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:51:43What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:46The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:51:50And if I can take you down with him, all the better.
00:51:58Shelby, listen to me.
00:51:59The press are on their way.
00:52:00I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:52:03You have to get out of that restaurant.
00:52:05Now.
00:52:08Too late to run.
00:52:10My hubby's here.
00:52:11Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau.
00:52:13Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:19Come on, Shelby, pick up.
00:52:21Let me know you got out of there.
00:52:24Who the hell are you?
00:52:26Congressman.
00:52:27Neville LaRoche.
00:52:28I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me.
00:52:31Seems as how there's so much he hasn't told you.
00:52:34Please, sit down.
00:52:35Sit down.
00:52:36Isabel was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived.
00:52:40No matter.
00:52:41We'll do this the less genteel way if we must.
00:52:47Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:52:49I've heard a lot about your fighting skills, so I came prepared.
00:53:00What's this about?
00:53:03What's this about?
00:53:04I spoke with your stepmother, Margo.
00:53:07She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:10It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum.
00:53:14On the streets.
00:53:15When actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:53:20I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:23Not so smart now, are you, Shelby?
00:53:26You're lying.
00:53:28You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:31A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:53:35When the press arrives, you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana,
00:53:41so that they may know what kind of man Roy really is.
00:53:54Hey.
00:53:55I got you.
00:53:58Let me go.
00:54:01Shelby, please.
00:54:03Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:05The voters have a right to know.
00:54:06What else are you hiding?
00:54:08You son of a bitch.
00:54:10Now, Roy.
00:54:11Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:25Shelby.
00:54:26Shelby, please.
00:54:27Hear me out.
00:54:28Don't shell me.
00:54:31All of your charm, it's just a lie.
00:54:34I never meant to let it get this far.
00:54:36I planned on coming clean.
00:54:38More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:40I was going to tell you today.
00:54:41Convenient.
00:54:43Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:46Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:54:49That was always a possibility.
00:54:53Get away from my house.
00:54:55This is technically my home.
00:54:58Oh, God.
00:54:59House hitting my ass.
00:55:01You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:55:06Shelby.
00:55:13Congressional candidate Griffin Roy has a secret bride.
00:55:16Our reporter is-
00:55:28You got to get a sip of that?
00:55:59Ah.
00:56:14This is private property.
00:56:16Which I own.
00:56:17Liar.
00:56:18Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:20He works for me.
00:56:22Then I'll move.
00:56:23I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:28I'm sorry.
00:56:38Oh, Shelby.
00:56:39Shelby.
00:56:40Come out, would you please?
00:56:44I wake up in the morning and reach for you.
00:56:47But you're not there.
00:56:50I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:56:55Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:00You're ridiculous.
00:57:01You do know that, don't you?
00:57:04Oh, Shelby.
00:57:05Shelby.
00:57:06Don't leave me hanging.
00:57:08What are you doing?
00:57:09You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:12Yeah.
00:57:13I got it from a pocket watch.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:18I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:20It's broken.
00:57:21Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:24You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:26Please, Shelby.
00:57:28I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:57:31Just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:36Fine.
00:57:37Come in, you fiend.
00:57:40I'll come into my own house.
00:57:46You have two minutes.
00:57:54Growing up as a Roy, no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:01It's always been about the money, the excess.
00:58:06Then, at a moment, three years ago, where someone did, like me, for me.
00:58:16They had no idea who I was.
00:58:19And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:58:26So when I met you, and I felt that spark I've been searching for,
00:58:32I didn't think.
00:58:34I just fucking left.
00:58:37Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:39I've never gone into enemy territory to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:58:46I boxed in prep school.
00:58:48Yeah, you got that right.
00:58:50But otherwise, I've always been more of a lover, rather than a fighter.
00:58:57And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:58:58But I did not earn those billions.
00:59:02I inherited them from generations of dickheads.
00:59:09When you meet a girl who's a total package, you just want to be her total package, too.
00:59:16You really are ridiculous.
00:59:18You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:24I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:59:26Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:29But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:32So, does that mean you forgive me?
00:59:35I'm thinking about it.
00:59:39Yeah.
00:59:41You think too much.
00:59:43Time for make-up sex.
00:59:49So, that's make-up sex.
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:53Yeah.
00:59:57Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:02I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:05I promise not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:14This changes everything.
01:00:17Now, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:19I'd appreciate it if you'd keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:21For as long as possible.
01:00:30None.
01:00:33I want to stay right here.
01:00:42Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:45This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:47Hey, man.
01:00:49Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:00:51That's all you have to say?
01:00:55Come on.
01:01:01How could you keep something like this from me?
01:01:03We've known each other since college.
01:01:05What are you talking about?
01:01:07Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:09I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:11I had quite a night last night.
01:01:13Shelby and I made up.
01:01:15She's forgiven me.
01:01:17Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:19You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:25Michelle Lane.
01:01:27I don't even know who that is.
01:01:29Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:01:34This can't be right.
01:01:36I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:38She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:40The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:42The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:01:45Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:01:50I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:01:54The Mask Girl from Hardy Girl.
01:01:56I finally know her name.
01:01:58Michelle.
01:02:00Shit.
01:02:02That finally makes sense.
01:02:04Of course, you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:02:07Shelby.
01:02:09Fuck.
01:02:11What am I going to tell her?
01:02:13Look, it could still be one of us.
01:02:15One big mistake.
01:02:17I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:25I have something for you.
01:02:34I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:36Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:41That's it. He's finished.
01:02:42Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy or cocktail hour.
01:02:48Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:51They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:02:54They just don't know it yet.
01:02:56That's insane.
01:02:58Check the date.
01:03:00They got married the first time during Hardy Girl.
01:03:02Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated.
01:03:05We could use that angle.
01:03:07Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:03:09He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:03:13They're just eating it up.
01:03:16He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:19Now, Roy unknowingly marries twice.
01:03:22The girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:03:25This will make them seem like some fated love story.
01:03:32This will make them seem like some fated love story.
01:03:38We got nothing on him!
01:03:40Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:03:43What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:03:46And right now, to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:03:53You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:03:57Who?
01:04:01Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:05We will hit hard and play it fast.
01:04:12What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:17Alright ladies, good job. That's it for tonight.
01:04:20Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:22Have fun, but you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:26Nice work.
01:04:28Hi.
01:04:30Hungry?
01:04:34So, today's class went super well.
01:04:37Two new students. They really seem to pick up on a lot of things.
01:04:40You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:42Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:45You're it for me. I can't lose you.
01:04:48Griffin, are you okay?
01:04:51Yeah.
01:04:53Just some stuff with the campaign.
01:04:57I want to help.
01:04:59LaRoche can't win. He and Isabel are evil.
01:05:02You're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:04Can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:07I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:09We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:05:13That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:22Father?
01:05:26I remembered the two of you.
01:05:29You had it, lad. That special spark.
01:05:32I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:36You must be mistaken. This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:05:41And you were already finishing each other's sentences, dying to tie the knot. There was no stopping you.
01:05:46I was drunk.
01:05:48Drunk with love. The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:05:52I mean, how is this even legal? New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:05:56Unless the judge waives it.
01:05:58Son of a bitch. Who was it?
01:05:59He was your best man. You called him Remy.
01:06:03Remy Cal... that bastard.
01:06:06No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:12Fuck.
01:06:14Fuck.
01:06:18I don't care. I don't care.
01:06:20We need to annul the marriage now. I love my wife.
01:06:23You're in a bit of a pickle.
01:06:25Because in my book, you love Joe the wife as well.
01:06:30Sir.
01:06:32Mrs. Array is in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:06:35Shelby.
01:06:40Griffin, this is the woman you've been looking for.
01:06:43This is Michelle Lane.
01:06:46Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:06:51So you've been an escort for seven years?
01:06:54That's right. Since high school.
01:06:56And that really is your toddler?
01:06:58My baby girl Fleur. She has no daddy. This will be good for her.
01:07:06If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:09That is the least of your worries.
01:07:12All right. Chop, chop.
01:07:13Now, action.
01:07:16Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:21It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:23We were completely wasted, and we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:07:28We had a wild night at the hotel.
01:07:30We had a lot of fun.
01:07:32And then we got married.
01:07:34And then we got married.
01:07:36And then we got married.
01:07:38And then we got married.
01:07:40And then we got married.
01:07:41We had a wild night at the hotel. And well, Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:07:51It can't be true. I've never met you in my life.
01:07:55I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:07:57Yes, that's right. We were.
01:07:59By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:08:02I've been trying to find you ever since, but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:08:08It was a miracle.
01:08:09It's too much. She's losing him.
01:08:12Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:17Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to con with this act.
01:08:21Griffin, don't.
01:08:23But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:26What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:30Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:35No, she's not. We don't know.
01:08:39Which is it?
01:08:41You are my wife. Only you.
01:08:44I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:08:47Fleur and I will just go. I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:08:51No. No lawyers. We don't need to involve any authorities.
01:08:55This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:08:59Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:02Griffin, think about it. She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:05One little test and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:07We need to know, Griffin. I need to know.
01:09:12Fine. But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:16We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:09:19Might I suggest a more private setting? Less eyes.
01:09:23Understood. We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:09:33We've got him. You're up.
01:09:37I'm up.
01:09:50Hi.
01:09:51Hi.
01:10:07Cute kid.
01:10:09Don't. Just don't.
01:10:12Shelby go upstairs?
01:10:14She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:10:19I can't lose her, Pierce. I won't.
01:10:33Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:49Fleur, meet your daddy.
01:10:53I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:10:58Fleur doesn't need a checkbook. She needs a father.
01:11:19What do you want?
01:11:21The guest bedroom is empty. You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:28Shelby, just don't do this. Just give me some time. I can fix it.
01:11:36This isn't something you fix.
01:11:39You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one of them.
01:11:43We need to get a divorce.
01:11:47She's right, Griff.
01:11:49Griffin, you have a daughter now. You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:11:55I can't be Margot. I won't do that to another little girl.
01:12:01I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:07I'm sorry.
01:12:08I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:14How can I let you go?
01:12:19Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:25How'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:12:28Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people. It's not her nature to put herself first.
01:12:33Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:36I know.
01:12:39I, um, take a minute and tell you what you know.
01:12:44We've been expecting you.
01:12:51So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:13:08Let's go.
01:13:38That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:14:08It's like she was never here.
01:14:34Hey, mister.
01:14:36Will you marry me?
01:14:39She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:42Message received, Shelby.
01:14:54What the hell is this?
01:14:57I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:15:04This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
01:15:12Could it be?
01:15:24It's her. It's always been her.
01:15:29Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:31Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:34As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:15:37Who is she working for?
01:15:39How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:42Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:15:45Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close. I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:15:51Where is Shelby? Where is my wife?
01:15:55Where is Isabelle taking me?
01:15:57I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:59I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage.
01:16:04I don't know where she is. If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:21What is wrong with me?
01:16:26Help! Somebody help!
01:16:31Do you need some water?
01:16:32Oh wait, I see you've already had some.
01:16:35You poisoned me? Why?
01:16:39Why? Why? Where to begin?
01:16:45Lingering high school issues, offs. I'm helping Neville's campaign, duh.
01:16:51But the real reason, the one that cuts deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:16:58By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice, he'll have gone missing, vanished without a trace.
01:17:07He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:10Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body, suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:17:18Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you.
01:17:22Net?
01:17:23Back up. Married? Twice?
01:17:29Who's the... the woman in the little girl?
01:17:33Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the past three years.
01:17:40When really, it's been you all along.
01:17:44You've been searching for each other all this time, but now he'll never find you.
01:17:49Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:17:57I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:05Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:08My daughter, my baby Cece, I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:14What do you mean, terrible? What's going on?
01:18:15I sold everything to get her out on bail and you... what does she do in return?
01:18:21She's... she's gone crazy.
01:18:23She's stalking Shelby.
01:18:25She tailed her to some hotel in the French Quarter.
01:18:31What hotel?
01:18:33Excuse me sir, my sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:38It's Shelby Trudeau.
01:18:40Sorry ma'am, we can't disclose any guest information.
01:18:42We can't disclose any guest information.
01:18:51Shelby!
01:18:54Come out, come out, wherever you are!
01:19:06I think I'll do it with my bare hands.
01:19:09Makes it more personal.
01:19:12Actually, do me a favor, leave a lot of marks on that face of hers.
01:19:17Fuck you.
01:19:19I want people to see that she suffered, a lot.
01:19:22Oh trust me, she will.
01:19:25Come on, let's get this party started.
01:19:42Look what you've done!
01:19:46Pansy ass slap.
01:19:49She's stalling, and you're falling for it.
01:19:53Damn, can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar.
01:19:57I'll never give you your car keys.
01:19:59Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:01Change.
01:20:03I'll take care of me, you go take care of her.
01:20:05I'll take care of her.
01:20:11I found the griffin.
01:20:13Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Blaine.
01:20:16It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:19She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:25It's starting to make sense now.
01:20:28It was harder on my mom.
01:20:30She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:32Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:35She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:37It's been her all this time.
01:20:39How could I be so blind?
01:20:41Of course it had to be Shelby, it had to be her.
01:20:44My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:20:48I got it.
01:20:50Your girl's in room 801.
01:20:52Thanks man.
01:20:54Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:02Too much to drink.
01:21:04Please.
01:21:11Stop right there.
01:21:17Not so fast.
01:21:21Griffin fucking Roy.
01:21:23Finally joined the party.
01:21:25I'm here for my wife.
01:21:27Not gonna happen, brah.
01:21:28What you've done here is aggravated assault.
01:21:31But if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:34That is a federal crime.
01:21:36Don't bring in the FBI.
01:21:38Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:21:41That sure as hell won't be you.
01:21:44Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:21:46Police are on their way.
01:21:48Hang in there, buddy.
01:21:51You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:21:59You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:13Give me my wife right now!
01:22:29Show me.
01:22:31You alright?
01:22:58I'm fine.
01:23:08Griff, my god.
01:23:10Do you need medical attention?
01:23:12No, but they do.
01:23:22I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:24Sure did, honey.
01:23:26Fucked him up real good.
01:23:29Oh, lord.
01:23:31Please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:23:42Shelby!
01:23:44You little bitch!
01:23:46Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:23:49What?
01:23:51That's not Shelby!
01:23:55Put your hands up or I can see them.
01:23:59This is the last one.
01:24:01Hey, hey, hey. I want to make a deal.
01:24:03What do you have to offer up?
01:24:05Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:07I'm all ears.
01:24:15Is it really over?
01:24:17Yeah, it is.
01:24:19Griffin, Isabel said something, and I want to believe it, but...
01:24:24Three years ago, did we...
01:24:25Three years ago, did we...
01:24:29You left us.
01:24:38It's true.
01:24:41I can't believe I finally found you.
01:24:43I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:48Why'd you never come back?
01:24:56I'm sorry.
01:25:07It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:25:10Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:12Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:14One Mardi Gras hookup and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:18That's not how life works.
01:25:20Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:25Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:25:28But you'll look back and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:25:34You'll embarrass yourself.
01:25:36And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:25:43I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:25:46I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:25:49But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:25:53How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:25:57Exactly.
01:26:01But I did.
01:26:03I do.
01:26:05Where do we go from here?
01:26:07Married twice, deeply in love, risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:12I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:17Shelby, will you...
01:26:20Yes, Gryffinroy!
01:26:23I will always love you.
01:26:27In this life or the next.