Aired (January 1, 2025): Dahil sa iconic niyang ‘Ibigay sa Panginoon’ split, pinag-split ni Meme Vice Ganda si Ate Gurl Jackie Gonzaga habang siya’y nakikipag-aktingan na nagpapahanap ng date kay Breadwinnable #1! #GMANetwork
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
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00:00Number one, you can now sit in your office.
00:06She's a virtual assistant in a dating company.
00:10A client is looking for a date.
00:13Jackie is the one who's looking for a date.
00:15Hey, what's this?
00:18Is this Zoom? Are they going to Zoom?
00:20What's this? Call? Zoom? Text? What's this?
00:23Split screen.
00:25Did you give Jackie flowers?
00:27Wow, Kitschie has flowers while Jackie only has leaves.
00:33Because it's split screen, you should be wearing a split screen.
00:37Yes, that's how it is.
00:38Every time you're on screen, you should be wearing a split screen.
00:44Talk to her.
00:51No stretching.
00:53She's ringing. You should be tickling her while she's ringing.
00:57I'm going to move. I'm tickling her.
01:00There's no signal. She's looking for a signal.
01:02Where's the signal?
01:05Is it here?
01:06She'll arrive at the office.
01:07Okay, there's a signal here.
01:09You can walk around without changing your split screen.
01:13There you go.
01:14It's the new year.
01:17You're so ugly.
01:19Okay.
01:23Hi, thank you for calling.
01:25Hello, I need help.
01:27What help do you need?
01:29Sorry, I can't hear you.
01:31Oh, hi. What help do you need, Miss Jackie?
01:34It's really nice to talk to you. Happy New Year, by the way.
01:36Happy New Year.
01:38You know, I'm a bit sad.
01:42Why? What happened?
01:44Because lately I feel lonely.
01:46Oh, that's sad.
01:50You know what? I have a good news for you.
01:52Really?
01:53Yeah, well, I already have the details here of the potential match that we're doing for you.
01:59Potential what? Sorry, I can't...
02:01It's okay. Let me go ahead and repeat that for you.
02:04We already have here the details of the potential match we have for you.
02:08Sorry, I can't pretend anymore. It's been a while.
02:12Okay, don't worry because I already found a perfect match for you.
02:18Perfect?
02:19Yes, perfect, perfect, the best.
02:21Really? Can you find me a date?
02:24Of course, it depends on your preference. What type of guy do you like?
02:29I like someone who I can truly love.
02:36Someone who won't cheat on me.
02:38And...
02:42And...
02:43Someone who will be serious with me even if we're split.
02:48Any match or any age preference?
02:53Wide range, anything as long as it's someone I love.
02:56Okay.
02:57You know what, Ms. Jackie, to be honest, you're beautiful. I can see that.
03:03We can find a lot of people who are more deserving for you.
03:06Not only someone who will love you, but someone who will give you everything
03:10to make you feel that you're important in their life.
03:13So, can you find me a date?
03:15Actually, we already have one.
03:17We can set it up this Sunday.
03:20Oh, Sunday?
03:21Yes.
03:22Okay.
03:24I'll bring it. Thank you.
03:25No problem. We'll call you later.
03:28And Jackie will celebrate.
03:30Yay!
03:36Thank you very much.
03:39There are virtual assistants like this in dating apps.
03:42Dating apps.
03:43Dating apps.
03:44Yes.
03:45They're the ones who look for matches.
03:47And they also talk to the match, the one they're looking for,
03:50and the searcher and the searchee.
03:52That's how it is.
03:53Oh, so they also become a copy.
03:55Haven't you tried that?
03:57I'll try.
04:01How will you try?
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