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00:00And welcome back to T-box!
00:02In the beauty contest, there's a talent portion.
00:05Here in Miss Marites 2024, there's a gossip portion.
00:10Our contest is really good.
00:12Our candidates will pick a topic from this box.
00:16And they have to tell a story that's like a gossip.
00:19Oh, they'll tell a story.
00:21That's the challenge for them.
00:23And of course, to make the gossip more fun,
00:26they should have a gossip.
00:28That's why, please welcome our special guest,
00:30Miss Marites Baguio 2005,
00:33Pipita Cortez!
00:37Miss Marites Nueva Ecija 1979,
00:39Ian Red!
00:42She's old.
00:43She's really old.
00:45How are you, girls?
00:47I'm ready to gossip about you.
00:49Yes, what's the latest?
00:51This is from Boobay.
00:54Just kidding.
00:55No, just say it.
00:56You're always beautiful.
00:58Yes.
01:02Let's do the opposite of what we said.
01:04Okay.
01:06Just a disclaimer,
01:08we're not encouraging the spreading of gossips
01:11without a basis.
01:13This is just for fun.
01:14We're hoping that this won't happen in the barangay.
01:18Yes, let's start the gossip.
01:21Portion with candidate number one, Cherry.
01:24Cherry!
01:25Come here, Cherry.
01:27You're in the middle, Cherry.
01:29Pull it, Cherry.
01:31Pull your...
01:33Okay.
01:36It's wet.
01:37Cherry is nervous.
01:38This is the situation that you need to gossip about.
01:42Here.
01:43Kagawad Bogart is a gambler.
01:47Even his appliances are stolen.
01:51That's what you're going to do.
01:53Gossip.
01:54Or gossip.
01:55Gossip.
01:56Cherry looks ready.
01:58Are you ready, Cherry?
01:59Okay.
02:00Okay, Cherry.
02:01Yes.
02:02Gossip about that.
02:07Hey, barangay people.
02:08Hey, people.
02:09Oh, my.
02:10This is what I'm going to gossip about.
02:12What are you going to gossip about?
02:14Do you know Kagawad in the other corner?
02:17Of course.
02:18Yes.
02:19Oh, my.
02:20Oh, my.
02:21He's in the middle.
02:22He's rich.
02:23Oh, what?
02:24Yes, he's really rich.
02:26Oh, him?
02:27Yes.
02:28Kagawad Bogart, you're next.
02:29You gossip here.
02:30It's clearer here.
02:31Yes.
02:32Kagawad Bogart.
02:34Do you know that gossip
02:36every Monday and Tuesday
02:39is in Tong Itan.
02:41It's in Tong Itan.
02:42You know what?
02:43Your gossip is not true
02:44because you're too slow to gossip.
02:46That's true.
02:47Are you sure about that?
02:48Yes.
02:49Because I'm their player.
02:50What?
02:51That's true.
02:52He's their opponent.
02:53Then?
02:54Then,
02:55when it's Wednesday and Thursday,
02:57he's in the other corner again.
03:00Do you know what he's doing?
03:01What?
03:02Oh, my.
03:03He's gambling.
03:05Gambling?
03:06Yes.
03:07Oh, my.
03:08He's really a gambler, right?
03:09Yes.
03:10When it's Friday and Saturday,
03:12do you know where he is again?
03:13Where is he?
03:14He's gambling.
03:15Gambling?
03:16Yes.
03:17He's not gambling anymore.
03:18He's taking it.
03:19Yes.
03:20He's resting on Sunday.
03:21Sunday?
03:22Do you need to rest?
03:24Maybe later.
03:25But, what's the real gossip?
03:27Where is he taking his gambling?
03:29Here's the thing.
03:30When it's Sunday,
03:31do you think he's resting?
03:32Yes.
03:33Because it's online gambling.
03:36Online gambling in Tong Itan.
03:37That's a lot.
03:38Yes.
03:39There.
03:40He ran out of money.
03:41He's gambling again.
03:42He ran out of money.
03:43He's gambling from Monday to Sunday.
03:45You're his player, right?
03:46I won.
03:47I won.
03:48You're really a gambler.
03:49You're really a gambler.
03:50You're really a gambler.
03:51You're really a gambler.
03:52And...
03:53Cut!
03:54Oh, no.
03:55Oh, no.
03:56He's so serious.
03:57He's so serious.
03:58What?
03:59He's so serious.
04:01It's true.
04:02It's true.
04:03But, what can our judges say?
04:06I'm 70% sure that he's a gossiper.
04:09Because his story is direct.
04:12He explained it.
04:13But, his gossiping is 70%.
04:1830% is not enough.
04:19He's a certified gossiper.
04:21Okay.
04:22For me, all in all, he's a gossiper.
04:25But, I know that he's a gossiper.
04:28Because, you should be a gossiper.
04:30And, your gossip is true.
04:31You speak fast.
04:32Because, you don't need to think.
04:33But, he's still thinking.
04:35So, I said, we're just gossiping.
04:37What can you say about what our judges said?
04:40What can you say?
04:41Don't be scared, brother.
04:47He's scared.
04:49I can feel it.
04:50He's scared.
04:51Yes, he's scared.
04:52Because, they're the judges.
04:53Because, we need him.
04:55But, you're the judges.
04:57I can feel it.
04:58But, if you can feel it, say it.
05:00Because, you're friends.
05:01We're here.
05:02Correct.
05:05Our contestant number one.
05:08Thank you, Cherry.
05:09Here it is.
05:10Let's go straight to our contestant number two.
05:14Chris.
05:15This one looks like he's going to lose.
05:17Bonot.
05:18Bonot, Chris.
05:19The stupid box.
05:21Okay.
05:23Here's the situation.
05:25Three of Julio's children.
05:28The other one is not his.
05:31You're going to gossip about that.
05:33I'm so excited.
05:35And, of course, this scene is in the market.
05:38Okay?
05:39And, you're the vendor.
05:40And?
05:41And, of course, the other two are the suki.
05:44Yes.
05:45Okay?
05:46Is it clear?
05:47Yes.
05:48Alright, camera.
05:49Action.
05:50You have two minutes.
05:51Two minutes.
05:52Suki, suki, suki.
05:53Suki.
05:54Oh, my.
05:55Mari, it's early.
05:56She's busy.
05:58I'm going to scold you.
05:59Here it is.
06:00Do you know?
06:01Do you know?
06:02What is it?
06:03Because, this girl has three children.
06:05Yes, she has three children.
06:07She really has three children.
06:08Julio is thin.
06:09Yes.
06:10The first child is thin.
06:12What's the name of their first child?
06:13Holly.
06:14Krista.
06:15Krista.
06:16Yes.
06:17Don't be noisy.
06:18Yes.
06:19The second one is Clipo.
06:21There.
06:22He's also thin.
06:23Yes.
06:24I saw him in the mall yesterday.
06:25Hey, you two.
06:26Stay close.
06:27Okay, Mari.
06:28Just tell us.
06:29The third one is fat.
06:32Hey, that's your child.
06:34Fat.
06:35Yes.
06:36It's said that he's not Julio's son.
06:38Huh?
06:39It's said that his mother is different.
06:41Hey, you're gay.
06:42Are you sure about what you're saying?
06:43Is she fat?
06:44Yes.
06:46Who's the real mother?
06:47This one.
06:48She's also fat.
06:51She likes to put a towel on her head.
06:54Do you know?
06:55Do you know?
06:56I don't think so.
06:57That's why I'm asking you.
06:58You said it earlier.
06:59It's in your head.
07:00The second one.
07:01Who's the mother?
07:02We're excited to know.
07:03Who's the mother?
07:04We're excited.
07:06Of course,
07:07the mother is this one.
07:11The big reveal.
07:13There it is.
07:15That's the mother.
07:16That's why you're so fat.
07:19She's fat.
07:20Wow, she's shy in front of you, babe.
07:22Yes.
07:24I wish I was the mother.
07:25You're so mean.
07:26I got a cheese.
07:27Oh, no.
07:28Let's go back to the mall.
07:29You know what?
07:30Your cheese whisk is here.
07:31Oh, you're so mean.
07:32I know.
07:33Your cheese whisk is here.
07:34Your cheese whisk is here.
07:35Your eyebrows are talking.
07:36Correct.
07:37But if it's true,
07:38do you remember
07:39what's the name of the second child?
07:41Lito.
07:42Lito.
07:43The first one?
07:44Krista.
07:45Oh, no.
07:46It's the opposite.
07:47The first one is Krista.
07:48The second one is Lito.
07:49Lito.
07:50Oh, no.
07:51She said,
07:52who's the second child?
07:54This is Marie.
07:55You're fighting with the judges.
07:56What's your comment?
07:57Sorry.
07:58You go first, babe.
07:59Well,
08:00I had high expectations from her earlier.
08:02Because her intro was so good.
08:04The energy was so intense.
08:06So,
08:07what you did,
08:08when you were fighting,
08:09it was a fight.
08:12I feel like
08:13they were just leveling
08:14what the contestant number one did.
08:15Oh.
08:16So,
08:17we had a hard time with that.
08:18Okay.
08:19For me,
08:20when you're fighting,
08:21you should have a straight face.
08:22Yes.
08:23She was a bit shy.
08:24She even waved at you.
08:25She didn't want to be direct.
08:26You know,
08:27it's like,
08:28it's not a fight.
08:29It's like,
08:30she's trying to make you guess
08:31that she's sure
08:32about what she wants to say.
08:33She's sure about what she wants to say.
08:34The story should be direct.
08:35You don't have to wave at her.
08:36And you said it right away.
08:37But,
08:38acting-wise,
08:39she's good.
08:40Yes.
08:41I just took a long time
08:42to reveal
08:43the revelation,
08:44the gossip.
08:45She's good at crying
08:46because
08:47she's always crying.
08:48Is that true?
08:49It's true.
08:50I don't know what you're imagining.
08:52Thank you very much,
08:53number two.
08:54Okay.
08:55There.
08:56Here's number three.
08:57Come in.
08:59Come in, number three.
09:00There she is.
09:01You're good now.
09:02She's good now.
09:03She's good now.
09:04Okay.
09:05Pull.
09:09Okay,
09:10this is what you're going to guess.
09:12Kumaring Lisa's wife
09:13went out with someone else.
09:16Kumaring Lisa's wife
09:18went out with someone else.
09:20Okay.
09:21Lights, camera.
09:22And you're in a parlor.
09:24That's exactly right
09:25with your outfit
09:26and your headdress.
09:27Come in.
09:28Okay.
09:29And
09:30lights, camera, action.
09:32Mari,
09:34how long is that?
09:35Here it is.
09:36She's almost here.
09:37What's the latest gossip?
09:38You're the queen
09:39of gossip.
09:40I really have
09:41something to gossip about you.
09:42What are you going to gossip about?
09:43But you have a loud voice, Mari.
09:45Yes, I'm going to be loud.
09:46Do you want to reach
09:47your neighbors?
09:48Yes, I'm going to gossip.
09:49Here's Mrs.
09:50Indimapakale.
09:51She wants to prove
09:53if I'm lying
09:54about Mr.
09:55Now,
09:56Mr.
09:57Kumaring
09:58This is Lidia,
09:59right?
10:00Her husband.
10:01How did you know his name?
10:02I didn't...
10:03You're our neighbor,
10:04right?
10:05Yes, Lidia,
10:06right?
10:07She followed you.
10:08Yes, Lidia.
10:09Okay, then?
10:10Here's the thing.
10:11She followed
10:12Mr. Kumaring
10:13to where he's going.
10:14She followed Lito?
10:15Yes, Lito.
10:16She followed him.
10:17When she followed Lito,
10:18she didn't make it.
10:19She went to...
10:20Then?
10:21To the cinema.
10:22To the cinema?
10:23Then?
10:24Then she wants to know
10:25if it's confirmed
10:26that
10:27he's with another woman.
10:28What did she say?
10:29She's caught.
10:31She's caught?
10:32She's caught.
10:33She's caught.
10:35He's also with a guy.
10:37What?
10:38A guy?
10:39A guy?
10:40Who's that?
10:41He's gay.
10:42What's that?
10:43Yes, he's gay.
10:44Oh, my.
10:45It's been a while.
10:46I'm scared.
10:47What's happening there?
10:48Poor Lidia.
10:49What did Lidia say?
10:50How did that happen?
10:52I'm really looking at you.
10:54Lidia is a fool.
10:55What happened to Lidia?
10:57She's just crying.
10:58She can't accept it.
10:59I hope you comfort Lidia.
11:01I won't comfort her.
11:02I'm also gossiping.
11:03We're both gossipers.
11:06Right?
11:07But Lidia is pitiful.
11:09Oh, my.
11:10There.
11:11That's a different kind of gossip.
11:15Oh, my.
11:16Let's hear
11:17what our judges have to say.
11:19It's okay.
11:20In the parlor,
11:21the voice is really low
11:22when gossiping.
11:23But it's so good
11:24to hear gossip
11:25when there's energy.
11:27You get more excited.
11:28You believe more.
11:30Right, friend?
11:31Well, yes.
11:32But for me,
11:33I felt that she's really pitiful.
11:35Her temper is good.
11:37You know?
11:38And also,
11:39the flow of the conversation is good.
11:41You know,
11:42when there's gossip,
11:46you just adapt.
11:47When I say Lidia,
11:48that's Lidia.
11:50While you're commenting,
11:51she's also answering.
11:52What are you saying?
11:54She's just saying yes.
11:55She's just saying yes.
11:57But she's good at telling stories.
11:59She's good at gossiping.
12:00Yes.
12:01She's direct.
12:02She's like that.
12:03She said everything.
12:04She said everything.
12:05Everything is okay.
12:06It's different.
12:07It's just acting
12:08that brings them energy.
12:09Let's call
12:10the other contestants.
12:11Come here.
12:13Yes.
12:14Let's be fair.
12:15Oh, my.
12:16When we return,
12:17the most anticipated Q&A
12:20with our contestants
12:21will be back
12:23next time on
12:24Tawa is Life!