An adaptation of the non-fiction book by A.J. Jacobs, in which a man tries to live in accordance with the Bible's teachi | dHNfUDFrVkNDSWhLMDg
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00:00Hey man, you open? Church is always open. We're like Evan 11.
00:06Well it all started when my buddy Ray died. My Ray Ray just loved you two so much.
00:15He's in a better place? No he's not. Raymond is in devil country now. Area code 666.
00:25Why would you say that? He stopped going to church. Well so did I. So you'll see each other again.
00:33I tried to lose myself in my job. Is that the last donut Chip? It is the last donut Miss Meadows.
00:38You are going to need to wear a bell if you keep sneaking up on people like that.
00:41He always eats the last one and he never gets any for the office.
00:44Hey you know I drove you to Ikea Cheryl and you're going to play me like this? Like this Cheryl?
00:48Alright enough! And then my wife dropped the bombshell that brought me here today.
00:53Brace yourselves. Your girl's pregnant.
01:00I'm a good man but I want to be great.
01:02Do you have any books for when you're just sort of an overall disaster as a person but are also going to be bringing a human child into the world?
01:09Honey, I've been divorced four times. I bought stock in Blockbuster Video and I worked the night shift in one of America's last bookstores.
01:17You don't want my advice.
01:20Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bible? No, that's an accident. I didn't mean to get that.
01:24Put it back.
01:27I've decided to live my life 100% by the Bible. Do the letter.
01:37I gotta do it all in. It's like a soul cleanse.
01:40Donuts in the heezy.
01:43What's up with your threads man? You look like a business casual ghost.
01:47Changing your life like this, that changes my life too.
01:50I just really believe it's going to make me a better father for our son or daughter.
01:56Hey chick, hooked up with this chick, Josie from CrossFit, last night. Hottest caboose I have ever seen.
02:03Thanks.
02:04Aside from my wife of course.
02:06That's scary and that's not Tracy.
02:08Biblically. What should I do?
02:10What should I do?
02:11The Bible says you're supposed to stone adulterers.
02:13But of course you're not going to be doing that in 2017 because of jail.
02:17Baby, what are you doing with that rock?
02:24I don't want...
02:26Ow! What the hell man?
02:30You got to hit Gary in the face with a rock?
02:32I might have to try this Bible thing out my damn self.
02:34Darn self.
02:35Darn self, darn self.
02:40Follow me.