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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:04Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:06Hey, where are you going?
00:12:08Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:10Jules!
00:12:12You can't just leave.
00:12:14You fired me.
00:12:16I can do whatever I want.
00:12:18I'm sorry.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:28I'm sorry.
00:12:30I'm sorry.
00:12:32I'm sorry.
00:12:34I'm sorry.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous, because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:28Let's go.
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:56I can't do that.
00:13:58You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:11Crazy like a fox.
00:14:16Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you've got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt, now.
00:14:53Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:58Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:01You fucking bitch.
00:15:03You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:06Take it up with Noah.
00:15:08This isn't over.
00:15:11If you think that you can just walk out on me,
00:15:14you're fucking wrong.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:36Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer,
00:16:03you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:08Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:52Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:02Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:10Not yet.
00:17:17Give me that.
00:17:18Not yet.
00:17:19I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:23But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:27This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:33I'll do it.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules. You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one. No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah. Just one.
00:18:37No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:27Ew.
00:19:29Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:33You kicked me out. Everyone else-
00:19:35Was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:39Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:43At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:48Mia.
00:19:51Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my-
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:35Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:44Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:49Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:20:58Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:05Jules, take your shoes off.
00:21:08I'm not wearing them.
00:21:09Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:32No.
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:49Come here.
00:23:02Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:20What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:25Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:28Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:30Whatever.
00:23:32I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:36Mia's your best friend?
00:23:37Yeah.
00:23:38She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:40People contain multitudes.
00:23:43I don't know.
00:23:45She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:34What are you doing here?
00:24:36Taking a shower.
00:24:40Remember, you're a grown man.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:17Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:25Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:27Summer, summer, summer.
00:25:29Summer, summer, summer.
00:25:31Summer, summer, summer.
00:25:33Summer, summer, summer.
00:25:38I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:41Everyone's paying attention to her, when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:45Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:48We should definitely let her know that.
00:25:50I've never been in front of her.
00:25:52Maybe she's already in front of me.
00:25:54again. You should definitely let her know that that's not true. You're right. It's
00:26:00time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote. Everyone must decide right
00:26:13now whether Jewel stays or I do. Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, all right? What's Survivor? A show for old people. Eww, it's so boring. I'm kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play? Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:41Come on, Mia. We used to be best friends. Can't we just tolerate each other for
00:26:47one summer? You're right. We did used to be best friends, and I have the red
00:26:54receipts to prove it. It's time to find out what Jewel's really said about all
00:27:01of you behind your back. What are you talking about? I never said anything
00:27:07about Save It. Proof's right here. And Noah, I saved the best for last. Don't you
00:27:16want to know what Jewel said about you? I bet you're dying to find out what your
00:27:23little girlfriend said about you behind your back. I think everyone should find
00:27:29out what Jewel's really said about them. Oh, Emmett, this one's about you. Emmett is
00:27:35so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy. They can? I never said
00:27:43that. Mia did. She's framing me with the texts that she sent. Oh, and this one says
00:27:49that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference. Hey, I
00:27:53paid good money for these. Mia, would you knock it off? Jewel's would never say any
00:27:59of those things, all right? Really? Because this one's about you, Noah. She sent this
00:28:04to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up. Noah is arrogant,
00:28:09cocky, and needs to be the best at everything. Him and Emmett are perfect as
00:28:14roommates together. You said that about me? I can explain. Save your breath.
00:28:31Don't touch me! Get off of me!
00:28:39You are so hot. I gotta get your shirt off.
00:29:09Emmett, you and Jewel's are officially over. No, no, no way, dude. Like, I'm just gonna
00:29:20distract myself, screw around a little bit, she'll come crawling back. Speak of
00:29:27the devil. You hooked up with Jewel's? Dude, look, you hooked up with Jewel's. I don't know what's
00:29:39going on. What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up. Fuck. Yeah, you're
00:29:47fucked. Emmett, stop! Did you post this? Jewel's, did you post this? I don't know. Jewel's, why would
00:30:14you take a video of us having sex and post it? What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything. Jewel's, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what? Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags
00:30:31on this campus. Whoa, you don't mean that. Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine, feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here. Listen, Jewel's, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank, so get out and don't come back.
00:31:07Help!
00:31:30You saved me.
00:31:37That feels better, doesn't it? And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett, don't even think about it. Go on Jewel's, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jewel's, tell him to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:04Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:25Jewel's, what the fuck was that? I can explain everything. Good, explain now.
00:32:34You're a hottie, you know that? Takes one to know one. Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me, we won't stay secret for long. I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:04You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it. But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:24Oh my god, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do. If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual. I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett. More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you. I called you arrogant and cocky. That's true.
00:34:14Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:28Is that true?
00:34:32It's true. I liked you.
00:34:36Jules, how am I supposed to trust you? I mean, really.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you? I mean, really.
00:34:44All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't. There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules. I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad. It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:36:10She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:40So
00:36:55keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off me.
00:37:07Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:37:24You're a pig.
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:36Yes, Jules. I have feelings for you.
00:37:39You do?
00:37:41Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:37:43Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:46Ridiculous!
00:37:46Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:47Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:51Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:37:55I broke your trust, and when that vape was over,
00:37:57I broke your trust.
00:37:59So I'm sorry.
00:37:59I'm sorry, Jules.
00:38:00I'm sorry.
00:38:01I'm sorry.
00:38:02I'm so sorry.
00:38:03I'm sorry.
00:38:03I'm sorry.
00:38:04I'm sorry.
00:38:04I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:06I'm sorry.
00:38:06I'm sorry.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:12and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:36What?
00:38:42Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns
00:39:00the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:11Yes!
00:39:18It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:23Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:46Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later. I promise.
00:40:01If the girls go shopping, Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:09It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:12I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:17Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:21It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:24The internship is mine.
00:40:26Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:29Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:41If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:48Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:51I'm gonna go try this on!
00:41:00You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:02Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:05No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:08Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:10What are you doing?
00:41:12I'm shopping.
00:41:14Do you not remember me?
00:41:16I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:18Oh, she can't afford this place anymore. She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:22Well, what Mia says goes. So your money's no good here.
00:41:27You know what? You're right.
00:41:30I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:34That's it. You're out.
00:41:37Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:41Trash?
00:41:43That's my girlfriend.
00:41:49Apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:53See this car?
00:41:56Has no spending limit.
00:41:58My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:01And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:04No way, this is mine!
00:42:06Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:10Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:26What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:34Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:45You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:48Is it too expensive?
00:42:50No. It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:56Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:06Thank you, Noah.
00:43:09You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:12Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:20Put the dress on my card.
00:43:23Excuse me.
00:43:25I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:29I bet she stole it.
00:43:31I would never.
00:43:33Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:36Fine.
00:43:38Whatever, Mia.
00:43:53See? Told ya.
00:43:59I don't know how that got there.
00:44:02Well, she stole it.
00:44:04And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:09Call the police.
00:44:11Don't call the police.
00:44:13This is all my fault.
00:44:15No, it's not.
00:44:17Yes, it is.
00:44:19I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:23But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:25You can't do this.
00:44:27It's a waste of money.
00:44:29Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:31It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:33And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:36Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:38Please and thank you.
00:44:49You ready?
00:44:51No, I can't.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:45:04Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay, all right.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:42I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14unless it's with me.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:37About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here, put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lock dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:41Let's go.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:05The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:09will give the lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:39Come on, Jack!
00:49:09Yeah!
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:40You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:43Show them all.
00:50:09I love you.
00:50:16Yo.
00:50:18Jason!
00:50:20Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:40Mia!
00:50:46As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:51I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:53but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:50:59Jules, wait.
00:51:05You look upset.
00:51:07What are you, my therapist?
00:51:09Fuck off.
00:51:11No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:15Jules.
00:51:17I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:23What is that?
00:51:25A good time.
00:51:27Come on, Jules.
00:51:29Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:31No, thanks.
00:51:33Jules, I'm not letting you leave
00:51:35until you take these.
00:51:37Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone
00:51:39until I do this.
00:51:41Better play along.
00:51:53Bottoms up.
00:51:55Cheers.
00:51:57Alright.
00:51:59Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:01Come on.
00:52:03I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destiny, have you seen Jules?
00:52:11I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:13Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:27Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:35We both know you want this.
00:52:37Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:41Back off.
00:52:43Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:51I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:55Oh, yeah.
00:52:57That's the right moment for me.
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah, help me!
00:53:09Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:22Emmett!
00:53:24She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:36Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:42Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:52Shit.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:10All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:22Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad.
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:34Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:44Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett.
00:54:50If you come near the summer house again,
00:54:52I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:56Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:14Ow.
00:55:16You're hurt.
00:55:18I'm sorry.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:48Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:00It's twice as fun.
00:56:02And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:12What are you trying to give me?
00:56:17Rocky Road.
00:56:20Ow.
00:56:22Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:24This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:28even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:30I'm not an asshole.
00:56:32No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:36You know, I don't know how
00:56:38saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:40makes me the king of assholes, but
00:56:42whatever.
00:56:46I gotta show you something.
00:56:58I never let anybody else in
00:57:00after you broke up with me.
00:57:06And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:08It worked.
00:57:26I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:28Stop breathing.
00:57:32I need you.
00:57:34Now.
00:57:38Now.
00:57:40What if somebody sees?
00:57:42Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:10Oh.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:16Oh.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:24Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:28Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:30He was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32and we would just love it
00:58:34if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay. Bye.
00:58:50Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:52What are you doing up
00:58:54so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:00Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:04Get up!
00:59:06Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:22You're fucking with me.
00:59:24What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you.
00:59:28What about me? She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:30But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:36I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:56Got it.
01:00:02Get your brother.
01:00:04Now.
01:00:10Mommy!
01:00:12Noah!
01:00:18My baby boy!
01:00:20Mom, hi!
01:00:22Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:26Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:28To propose!
01:00:34Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:38None of your business.
01:00:40Okay, well, I was just looking for you
01:00:42because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:48I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:52What is that supposed to mean?
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:56What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:04Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:08Noah, a little help?
01:01:10Mom, this is Jules
01:01:12and she's going to be our help
01:01:14for the summer.
01:01:16Yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy
01:01:20to serve your son.
01:01:22Well, it's nice to see you
01:01:24with your clothes on.
01:01:26Lisa,
01:01:28my second mommy.
01:01:30We need to talk about
01:01:32engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh yes, we do.
01:01:36You're marrying
01:01:38Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:44But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:58My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful
01:02:02and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:20Water.
01:02:22Water. I need water.
01:02:24Jules.
01:02:26What did you give my mom?
01:02:28Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:34Jules,
01:02:36do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:42Hey,
01:02:44I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your
01:02:46hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50That's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Jules, what is wrong
01:02:56with her? Your mom took the drugs
01:02:58that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way. You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them. She found them.
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06No fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already. What is she going to think
01:03:10when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:12Where did she go?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way. It feels so good.
01:03:40I'm drowning.
01:03:42Mia,
01:03:44save me.
01:03:46Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:03:48Help!
01:04:10Will you save me?
01:04:14Here. I brought you some tea.
01:04:24I was wrong about you.
01:04:26I'd much rather see my son with you
01:04:28than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you
01:04:38for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious
01:04:46for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid,
01:04:50girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:56No feelings.
01:04:58Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family
01:05:22with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:26If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:32Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship,
01:05:36it was about the money,
01:05:38but now I can't make it real
01:05:40without the money.
01:05:48Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:56Now as your boss,
01:05:58as your boyfriend,
01:06:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:04I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:16And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:24Let me take care of you.
01:06:26It's the least you can do.
01:06:30Fine.
01:06:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:38I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:48Oh, I'm just so happy
01:06:50that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:04After your little sex video was released,
01:07:06at first I wanted to tell you
01:07:08to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:10But,
01:07:12after you saved me,
01:07:14all I can say is
01:07:16welcome to the family!
01:07:22Wait.
01:07:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend,
01:07:32Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:34Adios!
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:42I'll figure out a way
01:07:44to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:04What is
01:08:06this?
01:08:12Ugh!
01:08:14Ew, what died in here?
01:08:16My manhood.
01:08:18Listen, I have something juicy
01:08:20for you.
01:08:24I don't like to read.
01:08:26It's a contract
01:08:28between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32to get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:34That's cheating!
01:08:36Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:40I think it's time
01:08:42for you to cheat, too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know, I know.
01:08:54But, I've got to work on my
01:08:56presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58Hmm.
01:09:00What up, lovebirds?
01:09:02Emmett,
01:09:04I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:09:06with... You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's
01:09:16future in his hands.
01:09:24Mr. Lehman,
01:09:26great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:28Emmett called me up and
01:09:30told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:32I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:36The name's Andrew,
01:09:38but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:40I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out
01:09:46your friend here? He seems a little
01:09:48confused.
01:09:52Mr. Lehman,
01:09:54why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:56Uh, I'm a high-profile
01:09:58guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:10:00and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:04The next intern for Lehman
01:10:06Corp. will be responsible
01:10:08for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp.
01:10:16starts now.
01:10:20Interview starts now.
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:28Hey, how about I show you out
01:10:30to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking
01:10:32their swimsuits.
01:10:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:42He's a total
01:10:44clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:10:48tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:50And if I work for him, my career
01:10:52will be made. But don't you already have
01:10:54enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team
01:11:00I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:02I was just trying to crawl
01:11:04out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:10And all my job
01:11:12prospects were completely toast.
01:11:14The only interview I got was for
01:11:16Lehman Corp.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:20Because without it, I can't
01:11:22give you the $100,000.
01:11:24You lied to me.
01:11:26No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:28I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woo!
01:11:44Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:56There's something special
01:11:58about you.
01:12:00You're so beautiful.
01:12:02Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:08Noah,
01:12:10tell me.
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:16You're a lucky man.
01:12:18I know.
01:12:22How long is he
01:12:24going to be here?
01:12:26I'll protect you.
01:12:28Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:32From
01:12:34soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:38Emmett, Noah and I
01:12:40are talking. Can you go
01:12:42entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate
01:12:46the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it
01:12:58throughout the summer, I would drop out
01:13:00of the internship pool.
01:13:02That's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah, I'd probably
01:13:18break your heart to know that you were just a bet
01:13:20to Noah.
01:13:22I was nothing but a bet
01:13:24to you.
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:28I was nothing but a check to
01:13:30you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:02I've been waiting
01:14:04all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time. There's a tradition
01:14:16at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:20And I want to play with you.
01:14:22I don't want to be
01:14:24played with. If you play nice,
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:28The only reason why
01:14:30Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:32Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:34I should hear him out.
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:38Let me borrow you
01:14:40for the night.
01:14:42In your dreams, perv.
01:14:48Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:54Maybe this outfit will change
01:14:56your mind.
01:14:58Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind
01:15:00about you. Get it through your head.
01:15:02I want to be with Jules.
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:06I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:12You know,
01:15:14I feel sorry for you
01:15:16for falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:18You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:20Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:15:22Found your girlfriend.
01:15:36If I do what you say,
01:15:38then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:40Yes, and it's the only way
01:15:42you'd get in. We only interviewed
01:15:44him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:46My company looks down
01:15:48on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn, you were great.
01:15:56Just one kiss.
01:15:58That's all it takes
01:16:00to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:20Get off of her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:16:24If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:26You wouldn't dare.
01:16:30You little shit!
01:16:32You'll never work for Lena.
01:16:34I think I dodged a bullet there because I would rather
01:16:36fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you
01:16:38pervs at Lehman.
01:16:40You'll be hearing from my lawyer
01:16:42about my hand.
01:16:44You wanna mess with me?
01:16:46Why don't you sue me and let all the papers know
01:16:48that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls
01:16:50around.
01:16:52I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:04How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:08It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:10Don't lie to me.
01:17:12I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:14I didn't kiss him.
01:17:16But even if I did,
01:17:18you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:20You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:22so why does it matter?
01:17:26Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:28and you want him to be your boyfriend.
01:17:30Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:32and you want him right now.
01:17:34Tell him you love him.
01:17:36It matters
01:17:38because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:48You're fired.
01:17:50Get out of my house.
01:18:00You're fired.
01:18:08You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:14You never belonged with us
01:18:16and now
01:18:18it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you
01:18:22and I won.
01:18:24This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28You have everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera
01:18:36in your room
01:18:38and then I got the sex tape
01:18:40of you and Noah
01:18:42and then I uploaded it
01:18:44for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me,
01:18:52but I always win.
01:18:54All I
01:18:56fucking do is
01:18:58win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you
01:19:02will never win.
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:18Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:20and figure something out.
01:19:22Someone bought it out from under us
01:19:24just this morning.
01:19:26That's what happens
01:19:28when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:30You lose everything.
01:19:32Oh, God.
01:19:48Can I help you?
01:19:50What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:52My dad cut me off
01:19:54after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:56I guess he paid
01:19:58a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:20:02Do you need anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:12Seriously?
01:20:14Smile more.
01:20:18Okay.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:38Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:48Get lost.
01:20:50I deserve that.
01:20:54Look, I wrote us up
01:20:56a new contract, all right?
01:20:58And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:04Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:06Yeah.
01:21:08This morning, I bought it.
01:21:10You bought my house
01:21:12from under us?
01:21:14Look at the name on the title.
01:21:17Oh, my God.
01:21:19You put it under my name.
01:21:22It's yours, Jules.
01:21:24It's all yours.
01:21:26But I am only giving it to you
01:21:28under one condition.
01:21:30Another condition?
01:21:32What, do you want me to be
01:21:34your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:36Sleep with your boss?
01:21:38Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:42But I would like you to meet me
01:21:44at your summer house tonight
01:21:52at 8 p.m.
01:21:54And I want you to wear this.
01:22:08What are you doing here?
01:22:10Noah told me to come.
01:22:12Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:20He's proposing to you?
01:22:22When did you two
01:22:24get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet,
01:22:28but he invited me here to pop the big question
01:22:30in front of everyone.
01:22:32And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:34I guess after spending
01:22:36the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:38Noah decided it was time
01:22:40for me to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia! Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:52Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please, the big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:02Mia, why did you plant
01:23:04that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:06Uh...
01:23:08How did you know about that?
01:23:10Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:12And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:23:14I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her
01:23:18that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:20Okay, fine.
01:23:22Yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:24and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:23:26but I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:28blow up in all your faces.
01:23:30What are you going to do, arrest me?
01:23:32Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:23:36for revenge porn.
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:23:42Daddy!
01:23:44Bye, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:50I appreciate it.
01:23:52That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:58Everybody!
01:24:00What is he doing?
01:24:02I have invited you all here
01:24:04so I can share my secrets.
01:24:08And here are my secrets.
01:24:12I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:14I do.
01:24:16And I crashed my car
01:24:18on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:20and I was so scared, I just left it there.
01:24:24And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:26Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:28You look like a crazy person.
01:24:30And I have one more secret.
01:24:34Jules, I am stupidly
01:24:36in love with you.
01:24:40And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:42Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:44I want everyone to know
01:24:46what you are to me.
01:24:50Yes, Noah.
01:24:52I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:54Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:56It's part of your charm.
01:24:58I love you.
01:25:00I love you right back.
01:25:08Everybody!
01:25:10Let's get this party started!