Official Trailer of Season 1 of Going Dutch
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00:00Did he just wave to you like Forrest Gump on a shrimping boat?
00:07He did.
00:08I am Danny Pudi, I play Major Abraham Shaw.
00:15I'm Taylor Mishak and I play Captain Maggie Quinn.
00:18I am Dennis Leary playing the Colonel.
00:22The Colonel and Shaw get sent to this base, Strupsdorf.
00:26We discover it's a non-combat base, it is a service base.
00:29The sign makes it seem like the army base is inside the bowling alley.
00:35It's a punishment because I've insulted all of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
00:39Welcome to Strupsdorf, sir.
00:40Cheese is one of the things Strupsdorf is famous for.
00:43Cheese, laundry, and our most dangerous asset, bowling?
00:48No tetherball?
00:50Take me to whoever's in charge.
00:54I like this soldier.
00:55He just ran into a door.
00:56But at least he ran.
00:57I find out that my strange daughter is running this base.
01:00Colonel Quinn, sir, this is Captain Quinn.
01:02Oh my god, you guys had the same last night.
01:05Maggie is having the worst possible nightmare come true.
01:08Once I turn this place into a top-tier combat base, they're going to promote me right the
01:12hell out of here.
01:13Okay, this is a service base, okay?
01:14It doesn't just become a combat base because you took this job out of spite.
01:19Hey, I do everything out of spite, okay?
01:21My body is 60% water and 40% spite.
01:24Colonel really pushes all of her buttons.
01:26You're still uniquely unqualified to command a service base because you're such a raging
01:30narcissist.
01:31Really?
01:32How would you know?
01:33I was never around.
01:34Remember?
01:35Good one, sir.
01:36There's my relationship with Shaw, which is like he's my left-hand man and my right-hand
01:39man.
01:40Extension of him in many ways?
01:41Yes, exactly.
01:42I'm going to make sure these other idiots step up to my standard of excellence.
01:45What the?
01:48What level of excellence was that?
01:50We've been very mission-oriented throughout our stations.
01:53For Shaw, this non-combat base, this is kind of an awakening.
01:56Attention!
01:57Hut!
01:58Shaw, were you having a seizure?
02:01I was just dancing.
02:03My name is Lacey Mosley and I play Sergeant Dana Conway.
02:06I especially love her last name because that is exactly what she does.
02:10She cons away.
02:11You know what?
02:12I love a good supply sergeant, you know?
02:14Although the job does tend to sometimes attract the unscrupulous type.
02:18I knew it!
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20Don't ask, don't tell, huh?
02:23You need a haircut.
02:25You look like they found Jesus dead in a river.
02:27That's funny, man!
02:31Playing Puppet Arcus is really fun because I get to do this Ruder version of myself.
02:36Wearing a uniform is non-negotiable.
02:37It's what makes you a soldier.
02:38Correct.
02:39Aren't they a soldier, though?
02:40Yes.
02:41I mean, come on, what am I?
02:42A soldier?
02:43Stop, stop, stop.
02:44Really?
02:45He's like a MacGyver for all the technological stuff.
02:46Otherwise, he's just getting in the way.
02:49Soft as a baby's bottom.
02:51That just tickles.
02:52You may have the softest troops in the history of the U.S. Army.
03:00We definitely wanted people that were capable of improvising to make the pages better.
03:17I'm so sorry.
03:18Colonel!
03:20This has been like camp.
03:27First guns I've seen on the base.
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