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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party room in ages.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:25Now.
00:00:26Oh my god, Ben Lawson?
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy?
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you wanna call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50except for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:57Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:06Aw, Ben, you're so sweet.
00:01:09And that's Skye, Ben's on-again, mostly off-again ex.
00:01:14Let me help.
00:01:20Ha, I'm gonna go dry off, it's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Thought that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:37Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:58Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay, you can turn around.
00:02:16Well, I'm so glad we met,
00:02:20because I happen to be an expert at frat partying.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:49Oh!
00:03:10Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:16It's cool, you're into fashion, I like it.
00:03:20But, what is that?
00:03:26Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:30She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:33And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:41But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me.
00:03:45How's that going for you so far?
00:03:47I don't know, I kind of like breaking the rules.
00:03:50Me too.
00:04:04Wait, I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:07Is this a one night stand?
00:04:09I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be
00:04:15very, very good at hookups.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:45Oh.
00:04:49Man, it's over.
00:04:51He's gone.
00:04:52And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:56I'm sorry.
00:05:14Well, so much for that.
00:05:20Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:28Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:31Or talk to him for that matter.
00:05:34Ever again.
00:05:52Ah ha, Sir Ben.
00:05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume?
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:59And why not, good sir?
00:06:00Didn't thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:04No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man.
00:06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:09Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:15All right, rule one.
00:06:18Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two, say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three, don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:36Dude.
00:06:36It's for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:44Hunter.
00:06:45Bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing?
00:06:49Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro.
00:06:52Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:55I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:06Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:08But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:18Wow.
00:07:19You know what, I knew he was a player,
00:07:20but this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:27Mary.
00:07:30Right.
00:07:31Sorry.
00:07:32I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh my God, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier.
00:07:46I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime
00:07:50with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:53What?
00:07:54A player?
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right.
00:07:58Do you really think he means it
00:07:59if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:09So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone,
00:08:14leave, match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:17and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:21Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:26Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:36No, you're right.
00:08:37You should stick to what you're good at, hooking up.
00:08:40That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:08:51Okay.
00:09:01Hold on.
00:09:10What does that mean?
00:09:12Why won't it send?
00:09:14I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:17What the hell?
00:09:20What do I do now?
00:09:21Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:24Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:28♪ I'm a little T.S. I'm a little T.S. ♪
00:09:33♪ I'm a little T.S. I'm a little T.S. ♪
00:09:38♪ I'm a little T.S. I'm a little T.S. ♪
00:09:43♪ I'm a little T.S. I'm a little T.S. ♪
00:09:48Woo!
00:09:58Just gonna be a minute.
00:09:59Okay.
00:10:10Ben, I, um...
00:10:13I guess you're always late.
00:10:22Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:44Don't you know who you are?
00:10:46Just give me a minute.
00:10:47No, it's not avoiding someone
00:10:48if it takes you to have a nice life.
00:10:50Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:51I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:53You were.
00:10:54Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:56They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:10:59Ben!
00:11:00Shh.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:13Political and economic shifts.
00:11:16I can't.
00:11:17Um, from ancient civilization to modern old couture,
00:11:22fashion has always been...
00:11:23M.C. Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:26I knew it.
00:11:27Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:29Who?
00:11:30The guy that I met the night you and Ben, you know...
00:11:34We've actually been hanging out more,
00:11:35and I think we're gonna be a couple of weeks
00:11:37out of this, you know?
00:11:39I don't know.
00:11:40I don't know.
00:11:40I don't know.
00:11:41I don't know.
00:11:42We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:44Okay, wait a minute.
00:11:44Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:46I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean, if I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:55Like, if you don't...
00:11:59Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
00:12:01but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:02that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:06It doesn't say it on there.
00:12:09Hunter didn't know how to spell toga,
00:12:11so he just left it off.
00:12:13Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:16He really is dumb.
00:12:17So you're not going?
00:12:23Thanks, Skye.
00:12:24That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:28Don't mention it.
00:12:29I'm sorry.
00:12:41This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:43What's a toga?
00:12:48Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:53Benny?
00:12:54Where have you been?
00:13:00Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Skye, I already told you,
00:13:06I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:13You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:29Now I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:32Kelsey!
00:13:45Kelsey!
00:13:46Wait!
00:13:48Wow, ditching me for that loser?
00:13:51It's like you have feelings for her.
00:13:53You know what, Skye?
00:13:55Maybe I should just go.
00:13:56I don't know.
00:13:57You know what, Skye?
00:13:59Maybe I do.
00:14:04So, did you tell him?
00:14:07You know in hindsight,
00:14:08telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party,
00:14:10not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson
00:14:20is gonna wanna settle down and play house.
00:14:25No.
00:14:27You know, if it's up to me,
00:14:28Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:31Maybe?
00:14:33This is too good.
00:14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:41I need a drink.
00:14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time
00:14:43until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:47This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:51But, whatever.
00:14:54Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:57See ya.
00:15:00Kelsey, where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:07No, I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No, here.
00:15:10I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:14Come on, it's just one beer.
00:15:16Can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Skye.
00:15:20Yo.
00:15:22What's going on?
00:15:23Yeah, Kelsey, why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:27Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:28She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:30Yeah, you're right.
00:15:32That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:37Baby?
00:15:39What baby?
00:15:44Kelsey, what's going on?
00:15:45I don't know.
00:15:46I don't know what's going on.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:54Well, awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you.
00:15:58Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01But.
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey, or me, ever.
00:16:08Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:12Come here, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:17Please.
00:16:26It's the baby, Maude.
00:16:28Kelsey, it's the baby, Maude.
00:16:29Kelsey.
00:16:30Would it matter if it was?
00:16:34Would it matter if it was?
00:16:37Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:43Because you're.
00:16:46What?
00:16:47You.
00:16:48You're Ben Lawson.
00:16:50You're like the king of hookups,
00:16:51the prince of partying, the sultan of sex.
00:16:53Sultan of sex?
00:16:55Yeah, and I'm just.
00:16:57I'm me.
00:16:59And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:01You do.
00:17:02With you, and only you, so.
00:17:05Get out, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:07Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:11And when I do, the one time that I do,
00:17:13I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:16Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:19You said that.
00:17:20You literally matched with my best friend
00:17:22on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:24and you're still messing around with Skye.
00:17:26Not on any apps.
00:17:27And about Skye.
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:29You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke,
00:17:43but I'm fine.
00:17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:46Look, I know you.
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:50Yes, more than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone.
00:17:54My dad was never around.
00:17:57I promised myself that if I ever had kids,
00:18:00I'd do anything for them.
00:18:01Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends,
00:18:04and Skye?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:09You know, someone wise recently inspired me
00:18:12to stop thinking about what everyone thinks,
00:18:15and just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:23All in goes.
00:18:25You let me.
00:18:27Just...
00:18:35Grandma?
00:18:36I know your little secret.
00:18:41I know your little secret.
00:18:45You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:51I think you do.
00:18:53I was the one who told you to do it.
00:18:56I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:04Who was that?
00:19:06That was my grandma.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason rules exist is because
00:19:15my mom got pregnant with me in college,
00:19:19and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me,
00:19:27so now it has.
00:19:32But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me.
00:19:37We're not together.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is
00:19:43to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Ben Lawson,
00:19:50I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:52Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:19:57What?
00:19:58Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby,
00:20:00but she doesn't know about you or us,
00:20:02and if she thinks that we are in a responsible
00:20:04and committed relationship,
00:20:06she just might let me stay in school,
00:20:08graduate, or, you know, like, live.
00:20:13Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:16Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:18You can still date me.
00:20:19I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:21You can still go off and sleep around,
00:20:25do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:29But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating,
00:20:32then she might leave you alone.
00:20:33I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:37Hear me out.
00:20:41Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:46You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:54Look, I don't want to be Skye
00:20:56or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:00I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:05So, what do you say?
00:21:13Okay, let's do this.
00:21:16But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:20Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:23I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:21:30Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:38All right, time to hit the books.
00:21:47Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:50Sir Fluffington, no, wait.
00:21:53Wrong, Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:57Okay, okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:00Easy, Hannah.
00:22:03And what kind of crazy person has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:07Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third
00:22:10is so much better.
00:22:11Okay, what do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:15Another easy one.
00:22:16You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:19I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown-up.
00:22:22You're having a kid soon.
00:22:23Oh, shh.
00:22:26What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:28I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:30It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:32No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:37I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:22:39What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:42I don't know, actually.
00:22:44Wait, so you're a senior in college
00:22:47and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:52Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
00:22:57I was never really good at school, and, shh.
00:23:01Wait, a dad.
00:23:05Always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:12Okay, the most important question.
00:23:17Where did we meet?
00:23:19A frat party?
00:23:20No, not IRL, like, our backstory, our fake backstory.
00:23:25I was walking through Douglas McCluffington
00:23:26the sixth at the park.
00:23:28There's a sixth one?
00:23:29Fake backstory, remember?
00:23:31Keep up, Kelsey.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:37Grow up!
00:23:38What's wrong?
00:23:42What's wrong?
00:23:43Is it the baby?
00:23:45No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:47You know, Ben, that's really cute.
00:23:49You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:50But, I mean, we've slept together
00:23:51and we're kind of having a baby.
00:23:53So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:23:56Yeah, fuck.
00:24:00Save the theory, save the maybe.
00:24:03Do we ever feel like getting a married?
00:24:05What?
00:24:06Oh, shit, I didn't bring any change of clothes, I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change, I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:26You will?
00:24:27Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:31Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay, yeah.
00:24:40But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:56You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Uh, duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:08After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:13And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:15Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:17I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:19Uh.
00:25:21Okay, I'm really late, are you coming?
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:36Well, grandma, I...
00:25:40Sorry, honey.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:59I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:01So good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:05I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:08Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:11Oh, yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:15Total misunderstanding.
00:26:17You might know, Dean Barrington,
00:26:19that my grades this last semester
00:26:21actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:25That may be.
00:26:27But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:26:31Well, grandma, whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:36you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39Very well.
00:26:40Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:42I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:47because you represent me.
00:26:50And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:54Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:58I know I'm strict with you.
00:27:01But according to this video,
00:27:05you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:09Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:15Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:17Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:20Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:24At the house of Liang Tong,
00:27:26if it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:30Even if it was last season.
00:27:32Rule number two.
00:27:36Rule number two.
00:27:38Stay out of trouble.
00:27:40Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:43So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:50Well, young lady.
00:27:52That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:55And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:59Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:02That may be, but Kelsey knows better
00:28:05than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:08If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:10I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:13in the senior fashion show.
00:28:16Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore
00:28:19was for the fashion show.
00:28:21I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Liang from House of Liang is going to be there.
00:28:26And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything
00:28:30that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:34And mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:38Don't break them, and this won't be an issue.
00:28:47Thank you, Dean Barrington. It was so good to meet you.
00:28:50Actually, Mr. Lawson,
00:28:53why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat?
00:28:57Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:07Oh, crap.
00:29:09What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:13So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:17What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was disowned
00:29:28from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:31Kelsey is here on a financial aid
00:29:35provided by my office.
00:29:37Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you I was completely unaware
00:29:44of any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me that you can date and have
00:29:50nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:53So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington,
00:29:58are you being serious?
00:30:00I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy,
00:30:08you know, who doesn't, like, settle down,
00:30:11but I'm starting to believe
00:30:14I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But I would sure be damned
00:30:21if I didn't try to be.
00:30:23Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:26Like, I love the way her mind works,
00:30:29her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:35There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:39Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:48I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:51Cool.
00:31:00That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award-winning performance,
00:31:10I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:17So this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:22I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:25My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:31I'm Kelsey, and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Young love.
00:31:36Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:48Ben, are you crying?
00:31:52It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:31:55No, I know. It's just...
00:31:57That's really sweet.
00:32:03And that...
00:32:05is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:09I love you.
00:32:11I love you too.
00:32:13I love you too.
00:32:15Your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:19Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:30Then we all set.
00:32:32We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:46Oh, um...
00:32:48This is me.
00:32:50Um...
00:32:52I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:54Should be in about a month.
00:32:56But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:02Wait.
00:33:04We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:07Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:09Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:12Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:14Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:22After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:33What kind of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know, just like do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:41I'm not sure. I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:11A month later...
00:34:22You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm.
00:34:28Formal and tire encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:51Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:08Welcome.
00:35:15You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:33That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:41Good evening, gentleman.
00:35:43And gentlewoman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited list.
00:35:50Two specials, please.
00:35:52Gotcha.
00:35:55Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect. I love it.
00:36:21Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just feel off balance, and, you know, like, I don't know.
00:36:41You're perfect. Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:01Nothing, I just...
00:37:05Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:10What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15Do you want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Here.
00:37:23I don't feel anything.
00:37:25Oh my god, wow! That's amazing! Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um, I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:55Okay.
00:38:14Wait, wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:19Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aw, Ben, that's so sweet. But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:50Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01No, first of all, I wouldn't do that. Second of all, this is my room. I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:15I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:19But I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um, should we, like, talk about what I said?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:39Kelsey, this is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:42Hi, is everything okay?
00:39:45It's more than okay. I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:59Two babies.
00:40:01Kelsey, are you there?
00:40:05Hello? Yeah, sorry, Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:10Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive. It's very common, actually. One heartbeat masks the other, but there's two of them in there. No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:26Okay, don't panic. Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:31Double? Double of everything?
00:40:34I'm gonna be huge! Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:38She was gonna find out eventually, so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break into it.
00:40:46I can't believe this. I mean, I'm 21. I can't have two babies.
00:40:53I'm alone?
00:40:55You're not alone. I'm here.
00:40:59I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:02We're not married yet, but...
00:41:05But what?
00:41:06But what?
00:41:08I can't really put it into words. Let's just show you.
00:41:18Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:23Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:27I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:33But then I met you.
00:41:37You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:44Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:47That's because you left.
00:41:49I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:52I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out. You were just so mad at me.
00:41:57Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app. What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:03No, I didn't.
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:07Oh my god!
00:42:09That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:12I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:15I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:21I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:27I want you.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:31What do we do now, then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:36My real girlfriend.
00:42:41Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:43It's super breathable.
00:42:45For like, you know, down there.
00:42:47I love this song.
00:42:49You wanna dance?
00:42:51No, I'm okay.
00:42:53Come on.
00:42:55No, I'm serious. I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:57Well, I'm here.
00:42:59And he's not.
00:43:00Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:02That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Ew, off of me.
00:43:08Hey, my card!
00:43:10Why should I?
00:43:12Because you said so.
00:43:14And this.
00:43:19And this.
00:43:25What the fuck?
00:43:27Whatever, man.
00:43:30You okay?
00:43:32Yeah, I just...
00:43:34I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:36There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Callie Barrington.
00:43:47Alright, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:49You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:51You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:54Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:44:00Thanks, dude.
00:44:02What are you wearing?
00:44:04It's called a...
00:44:11Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:30I don't want to hear you say
00:44:34I'm easy, I'm just an idiot.
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:45:00You didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:02Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:18Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:27Copy that.
00:45:28I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:32For what exactly?
00:45:34You're going to be a great-grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Mills.
00:45:43A great-grandma, I'd like to, you know.
00:45:46Right, and Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:50Yeah, she's not going to tell her family about telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:56Will you please excuse me?
00:45:58Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:00Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:10Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:14I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:16I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:18Okay, well hurry up, my grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:20Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:22but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:28Okay, stud.
00:46:30Go off.
00:46:32Why, thank you.
00:46:34Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:36house of long pants,
00:46:38with fruta-blue underwear.
00:46:42Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:45My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:48except my mom and I,
00:46:50and that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:53Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:57I have to run back to the house.
00:46:59I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:01Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:06That was weird.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:19You got this.
00:47:21You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:25The rest is up to her.
00:47:27The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:38Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:40I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:42I don't want to keep you, but
00:47:44I just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby, Mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:54Do the math, dummy.
00:47:56We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's?
00:48:09No.
00:48:11It's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Papa,
00:48:16but this baby is yours, so
00:48:18what are you going to do about it?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:33You know that.
00:48:35But also, where's this new pope of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:39Is he even going to show?
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:46I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:48So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:51I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:54Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:58It's so nice to meet you.
00:49:00Wow.
00:49:02Feels like a lot of luck.
00:49:04Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:09Just kidding.
00:49:11Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:18Mom.
00:49:20What's behind you?
00:49:25So, what happened?
00:49:29And don't lie to me.
00:49:31See you later.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:43Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:51Oh.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:59So, Kelsey.
00:50:01I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:04Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:06Mary?
00:50:08Oh, yeah.
00:50:10I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:14That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:17Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:22What'd I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Mary the other day.
00:50:29And she is such a talkative girl,
00:50:33but she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43Well, there's Marley.
00:50:44Marley.
00:50:46Well, you should get over your squeamishness
00:50:49before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:57Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:02Take it from me, kids.
00:51:04Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that they didn't follow it.
00:51:12Or my rules.
00:51:14What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:21I'm really sorry.
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was an accident.
00:51:31A happy accident.
00:51:33Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:46What?
00:51:48Two babies. Twins.
00:51:50Two blessings?
00:51:52You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:54Mom.
00:51:56No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:51:58You know how hard it was on me being pregnant so young?
00:52:00To raise me? Geez. Wow.
00:52:02I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:04I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:07Then prove it.
00:52:09Prove it to my daughter because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:12I'm sorry. How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:26Excuse me?
00:52:28I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:36How does that solve anything?
00:52:38I grew up without a dad and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:35Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:38Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:40Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:42I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:44I just want it better for you.
00:53:46You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:49Ben is not some guy.
00:53:51He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:55So...
00:53:58Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him.
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:10So you'll give me the money?
00:54:16So you'll give me the money?
00:54:18I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:54:21You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:30Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:54:35And she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:56I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:02I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:20Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay.
00:55:26But Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32Uh, I'm not sure to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um, nothing.
00:55:44I just want some time alone, so I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:51I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:55Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:56You wanna go make out?
00:56:04I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:21There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you, he was being honest.
00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:33So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:49I'll show you the reason.
00:56:52Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:56Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:02This isn't real.
00:57:04It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:07Face it, you're not special.
00:57:10You know what, just stop.
00:57:13You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:16Just like me.
00:57:18Just like me.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:38Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this, look how cute this is.
00:57:43This little changing table, that's the crib.
00:57:45And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:58:00But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:16Shit.
00:58:30Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know.
00:58:34For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:40I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:51Isn't that kind of...
00:58:53Fucked up?
00:58:55Whatever.
00:59:01I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:04What are we going to do?
00:59:06What do you mean?
00:59:07We need to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:09Done.
00:59:11Oh, Ben.
00:59:13I missed that guy.
00:59:14Talked to him since he left?
00:59:16Uh, no.
00:59:20Boys are so dumb.
00:59:22Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:24Have you ever seen the pair travel?
00:59:26Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:30Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:34Never mind.
00:59:35The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben.
00:59:48Now.
00:59:49Okay, where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:05I know, I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:36We're going to baby shower?
01:00:38You did this all for me?
01:00:40Well, I had some help.
01:00:42My baby's having babies!
01:00:45Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:48Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:50I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:55Okay, come on. Let's get this fun started.
01:01:02Ow!
01:01:03Stupid diamond.
01:01:17Don't mind if I do.
01:01:28Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:31Trust me, bro.
01:01:34It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:38You've got to loosen up, man. Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:44Who are you and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:48So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain. She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:04All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:08And just one.
01:02:10She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:12I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:16Take it back.
01:02:18Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:34Ben?
01:02:36What are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know. Hunter?
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because Sky's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant. She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49Doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:53I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:55I failed you. I failed us. I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:03You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:06No, I didn't think you wanted the money. I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:17So, you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:22Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:30I would have loved it too.
01:03:31Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace. No phone call or anything.
01:03:43That ruined my life.
01:03:46I'm sorry.
01:03:48I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:50Well, you did.
01:03:54I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:56I did then and I do right now.
01:03:58I never stopped loving you.
01:04:00I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:02And I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:08Please take me back.
01:04:12Please, Kelsey.
01:04:20I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:25I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:29I am.
01:04:31I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:36Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:41But I can't.
01:04:44I can't do this again.
01:04:48And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:52And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:14I do.
01:05:17Time for plan B.
01:05:22So, where are we going?
01:05:24It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:29Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:33Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:42I miss that day.
01:05:43Four.
01:05:54Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:57Yeah, man. It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:07What was that?
01:06:10Dude.
01:06:12You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros. And hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey is not my hoe. I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:21She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:34No. Uh-uh. I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:52You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So, you're stuck here at Barrington with me and Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan is going great.
01:07:15Yeah? What plan?
01:07:23Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:26No. Not at all.
01:07:41Ben.
01:07:48My whole body hurts.
01:07:52Here's a tip. Never get pregnant.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:57Where are we going?
01:07:59Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:07Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a weekend.
01:08:11I don't blame you.
01:08:13After what I did to you, you know.
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18And especially when you make me do it.
01:08:22Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do.
01:08:32I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:45Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:10Keep coming.
01:09:11I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:15I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:18Moo.
01:09:29She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:31Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:34Jesus, Ben. Chill.
01:09:36You used to be cool, man.
01:09:38You were a legend.
01:09:39Yeah.
01:09:44You okay?
01:09:46You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer.
01:09:49But it's kind of cute you going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:32Kels.
01:10:35I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:40I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:42If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:52Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear, all of Hunter and Mary is my witness.
01:11:03You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:06So do we.
01:11:10So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14Well, I'll start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh my god, you're going to drop me.
01:11:21No.
01:11:33I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:36Working late during spring break?
01:11:39Thanks, Prof.
01:11:40Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:43Well, keep it up.
01:11:46And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:50Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:53Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch.
01:12:00There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:07I'll just stay with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:11And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:14That asshole Chad took the second you left, bro.
01:12:16I'm sorry, man.
01:12:18I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:22Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:26And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:29And the baby kicks.
01:12:31Like, hard.
01:12:32Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:34Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:41Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:44What's wrong?
01:12:45Sky.
01:12:49She stole my designs.
01:12:57What's wrong?
01:12:59All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh my God, we gotta tell someone.
01:13:06Oh my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Sky Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:27Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:42Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it.
01:13:46Trust me.
01:13:47I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:49I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:59What was that?
01:14:00Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:04Sky can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:14I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:19Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:22Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:25No, absolutely not.
01:14:29It's over.
01:14:31Hey, that is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:35The Kelsey I do know, she fights for herself.
01:14:39She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:46I mean, there's like...
01:14:48I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:15:00But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey, yes, we can.
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:22If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:25Ditto. Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:33Duh.
01:15:35Guys, let's get to work.
01:15:37Let's get to work.
01:15:47Put some fabric down. Put this down.
01:15:50And then you'll thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:56Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:01Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:04Perfect. Thank you so much.
01:16:08Wow.
01:16:10We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:25Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:31I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:33Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:41Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:43Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:17:05This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:17:11More like Sky Rise Designs.
01:17:23I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement.
01:17:28For one, Ms. Sky noted.
01:17:35This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:40shows my client wearing a dress of her design months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:46Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:48No.
01:17:50Yes, I don't know.
01:17:52Please, don't fail me.
01:17:56This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:00Hey, let go.
01:18:01Let go.
01:18:04Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:09that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Sky.
01:18:14Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:21Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next, we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight. Kelsey?
01:18:34Okay, Kelsey, you got this.
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:57A contraction? We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:02I know, I know, I'm...
01:19:04Okay, it's just false alarm.
01:19:06You're fine?
01:19:08Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:21Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive
01:19:30for when my designs were stolen. I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:35But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:43Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:46that Scott showed you because, well, I don't have a partner.
01:19:52So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:07most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:10Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:15It's something to celebrate.
01:20:18So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:29I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:32And that is my presentation. Thank you.
01:20:40What's going on?
01:20:42I think my water just broke.
01:20:49Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington. Is she okay?
01:20:55Fastest delivery ever. A perfectly healthy pair of jeans.
01:21:01I'm so sorry. I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington. Is she okay?
01:21:05Fastest delivery ever. A perfectly healthy pair of twins. One boy, one girl.
01:21:12What about Kelsey?
01:21:17Couldn't be better. I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:35Grandma?
01:21:40You're precious.
01:21:43I'm gonna go get these two changed.
01:21:54I saw your show last night.
01:21:58Very impressive.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:21Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:25How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:35And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:41So you're not ashamed of me? Because I was pregnant?
01:22:46Ashamed? No.
01:22:47A wise woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:55I used to love knitting. I wasn't very good.
01:23:00And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:08But I never gave it to her.
01:23:11But I never gave it to her.
01:23:15My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket.
01:23:22That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:25After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29It's not very fancy or very good, but...
01:23:34It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:37You mean to me.
01:23:39And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:43And...
01:23:46I made another one for the boy.
01:23:53I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:24:04Kels, you have another visitor.
01:24:13Hello, Kelsi.
01:24:19I mean, Mr. Leung, you...
01:24:22You're my hero.
01:24:23And you're mine, after last night.
01:24:27The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:31Your collection.
01:24:33It really spoke to me.
01:24:35I'm a working mom too, and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear and feel proud of.
01:24:43So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:49I had to come and pay the young mama.
01:24:53A visit.
01:24:54And give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies.
01:25:04And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:10Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leung.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:21Great.
01:25:22I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsi.
01:25:33Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:35Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:39But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:47Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:52The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:58Kelsi Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:07Congratulations.
01:26:12There you go.
01:26:14Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom?
01:26:19Oh my god.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you.
01:26:31I love you babies.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:43But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:45Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:52Come on.
01:26:57All right, Benjamin.
01:27:00You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:13Grandma.
01:27:14Just call me Grandma.
01:27:16And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:28Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:37You can't do this.
01:27:40Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:43Present to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:47Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:54Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:57Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided
01:28:02that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:08And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:16Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:26Except Skye.
01:28:27Congratulations!
01:28:39Hey Mom, where are the-
01:28:40Where are the-
01:28:45Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:53And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:59Yes, yes, I'll marry you!