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In space, no one can hear bad pick up lines.

Fly Me to the Moon is now streaming on Apple TV+ https://apple.co/_FlyMeToTheMoon

Scarlett Johansson and Channing Tatum star as a 1960s ad shark and a by-the-book launch director on a mission set against the high-stakes backdrop of NASA’s historic moon landing.

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00:00Are you a UFO because you've abducted my heart?
00:02Zero.
00:03That is basic boo.
00:08Getting mankind to the moon takes not only rocket science,
00:11but also a lot of chemistry.
00:12Here are some fun out-of-this-world pick-up lines
00:15that I will rate from zero to 10.
00:17Was it the vacuum of space
00:19or did you just take my breath away?
00:22I'm amazed I'm single.
00:23I'm gonna give that a five, you know,
00:25because I think it's creative
00:26to learn something about space.
00:27Are you a solar system
00:29because you've got a stellar body?
00:31Wow, that's a zero.
00:32Don't objectify people right away.
00:34Ask them about their personality.
00:36Wow.
00:37Drink sometime this week?
00:39You bring the glasses, I'll show you the cosmos.
00:41Right there, that's a 10.
00:43You're like Pluto.
00:44You may not be a planet,
00:46but you're still a star in my sky.
00:48That's a 10 and I'll tell you why.
00:49Because no one can decide whether Pluto is a planet
00:52or a star, we go back and forth.
00:54So the minute you read that to somebody
00:56or say that to somebody,
00:57you've already engaged in a conversation.
00:59A hot button topic.
01:01Do you have a gravitational pull?
01:03Because I am irresistibly drawn to you.
01:06That's probably a three
01:10because I would imagine in order for this one to work,
01:13you've got to bump up right against them
01:14and you pretty much have already screwed up your plan
01:16because that's invading their space and aggressive.
01:19I think I got through all of them.
01:27I think I got through all of them.

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