Aired (December 20, 2024): Hindi naman nagjo-joke si Glaiza!
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00:00What's up, badlang people!
00:07I'm Alvin Pana, the breadwinner and messenger of Novaliches, Quezon City.
00:20What's up, badlang people!
00:22I'm Carlo Manuel, the messenger of Sampaloc, Manila.
00:27What's up, badlang people!
00:30I'm Kargenet Barce, the breadwinner and messenger of Quezon City.
00:35But now, Glyza, we have three Ks.
00:40These are the kilos.
00:41You can ask them, but only one.
00:44You can smell them, you can hold their hands.
00:46It depends on your discard.
00:48What does a messenger smell like?
00:50Let's smell it.
00:52Does it smell outside?
00:55Yes, because it's always outside.
00:57It's always outside.
00:58You know that it's inside.
01:00Because it's sunny and rainy.
01:02But what kind of message is it?
01:05Because now, when I hear the word messenger, I think of postman.
01:09Or someone who delivers.
01:11Yes, someone who delivers.
01:13Someone who delivers documents.
01:16You can check the smell if you want.
01:19Yes.
01:20Let's say goodbye to them.
01:22Is that all, Kuya?
01:23What's that?
01:24The hand.
01:25I'll hold the hand.
01:26It's a bit...
01:27It's soft.
01:28Kuya has a glass skin.
01:29Look at it.
01:30What's that?
01:31It's a bit rough.
01:34Because messengers either drive or drive.
01:39But let's smell it.
01:42What does a messenger smell like, Glyza?
01:44It's neutral.
01:45It's neutral.
01:46Because she drives.
01:47It's neutral.
01:48No!
01:49That's Manivela.
01:50It's neutral.
01:51It doesn't have a strong smell.
01:54It doesn't have a strong smell.
01:56What about the hair?
01:57It's hair.
01:58What about the hair?
01:59Does it smell like a helmet?
02:01It smells like a new shampoo.
02:05But of course, she'll come here.
02:07She'll dress up.
02:08And she'll come here.
02:09She'll come here.
02:11What's the number of a string trimmer?
02:14What's the number?
02:15That's it.
02:16That's it.
02:17That's it.
02:18That's it.
02:19Go ahead.
02:20You can ask another one.
02:21Okay.
02:24What's the farthest place you've been to deliver a message?
02:30Paranaque.
02:31Paranaque.
02:32But this is Tagapigutan.
02:34That's far.
02:36No, Queso City.
02:37Ah, Queso City.
02:38Okay.
02:39Just one.
02:40Just one.
02:41She's from Paranaque.
02:42Okay.
02:43Okay.
02:44Kuya.
02:45Kuya Carlo from Sampaloc, Manila.
02:48I was thinking, because he's outside, it's like he's exposed to the sun.
02:53So, Kuya No. 1 is a bit pale.
02:56It's like he's not exposed to the sun.
02:59Kuya, can I hold your hand?
03:02Oh, right?
03:03Oh, you're sweating.
03:04You're sweating.
03:05Why are you nervous?
03:06Kuya is pale.
03:07He's pale.
03:08Yes.
03:09Maybe he's tired from delivering.
03:10Yes.
03:12Oh, there's a man.
03:13It's like he's embarrassed by Glyce.
03:15Kuya smells like hairspray.
03:16What?
03:17He smells like hairspray.
03:18Oh, hairspray.
03:19Or gel, or what do you call it?
03:23Hair product.
03:24Hair gel.
03:25It's hard.
03:26Because all of them can be messengers.
03:29That's what they say.
03:30If it's gel, it's hard.
03:31It's hard.
03:32Is he sweaty?
03:33He's not sweaty.
03:34He's like a child.
03:35Is he sweaty?
03:36Maybe you want to ask a question.
03:39Question.
03:41What is the most difficult message you need to deliver?
03:46There.
03:47The most difficult message I need to deliver is the check.
03:51Check.
03:52Yes.
03:53That's right.
03:54That's important.
03:56That's all.
03:57He's happy.
03:58One question, one answer only.
04:00Let's go to the third one.
04:01Okay, the third one.
04:02Lapis.
04:03It's like...
04:04Kuya, can I hold your hand?
04:07Oh.
04:08Wow.
04:09It's like you've held a lot of documents.
04:12A lot of important documents.
04:15Congratulations, Kuya.
04:17The smell.
04:18He has a big advantage when he smells.
04:20Oh.
04:21Oh.
04:22Oh.
04:25They have the same smell.
04:26They have the same smell.
04:27You can smell it.
04:28The smell of hair products.
04:30Hair products.
04:31Maybe it's because of the ice cream.
04:34They didn't come from the delivery.
04:36They didn't come from the trip.
04:38Later or tomorrow.
04:39Yes.
04:40What do you ask him?
04:42What is it?
04:43I don't want to.
04:44The shoes are fine too.
04:48Have you fallen in love with delivering?
04:50Yes.
04:51Sorry, sorry.
04:52There's a follow-up question.
04:53Answer it!
04:54Answer it!
04:55It's over.
04:56It's over.
04:57What if there's no one to receive it?
05:00It's over.
05:01He won't be able to answer it.
05:02He won't be able to answer it.
05:03It's over.
05:04Have you fallen in love with life?
05:08I told you.
05:09It's over.
05:10Have you fallen in love?
05:11Have you fallen in love?
05:12Have you fallen in love?
05:13No.
05:14Have you sent your message?
05:17He didn't answer me.
05:19It's over.
05:20It's over.
05:21He answered one and then it's over.
05:23It's hard.
05:24It's hard for you?
05:25It's hard because they have the same vibe as me.
05:28It's like all of them can really be messengers.
05:31But just think about it.
05:32The Sakilates we did earlier.
05:34Who is the breadwinner messenger?
05:38I think it's Carl.
05:41Carl.
05:42Carl.
05:43Number three.
05:44Number three.
05:45Because his hands are too much.
05:47His hands are too much?
05:48He has three hands?
05:49No.
05:50It's too much.
05:51It's too much.
05:52It's thick.
05:53It's thick.
05:54It's hard.
05:55It's hard.
05:56It's hard.
05:57It's hard for him to be a messenger.
05:58It's hard.
05:59His hands are hard.
06:00Earlier, I saw his shoes.
06:02It's like he went to a lot of places.
06:04He went to a lot of places.
06:05He went to a lot of places.
06:06Kuya Alvin and Carlo's shoes are very clean.
06:11Or maybe it's just for today.
06:13But it's very white.
06:15It's like they're wearing the same shoes.
06:16Correct.
06:17I think they're working.
06:18I think they're working.
06:19I think they're wearing the same outfit.
06:20I think they're working.
06:21They're wearing the same shoes.
06:22Yes.
06:23They're wearing the same shoes.
06:24The three of them went to a lot of places.
06:25Correct.
06:26And his hands seem to have scars.
06:29Scars?
06:30Maybe the document is hot.
06:32Yes.
06:33It's hot.
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