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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28I'm it.
00:03:32I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:57We're not hooking up.
00:05:59Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:02Be so fucking for real.
00:06:04Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:07It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:10Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:13How convenient.
00:06:16Let the girls talk.
00:06:18After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:29Did you just spit on me?
00:06:32Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:39I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44She shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:49So, what I say goes.
00:08:00Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:03So you should probably go.
00:08:06I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:11Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this.
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:06Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:02Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:15You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:17Tell me this.
00:10:19Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah!
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:27Wait!
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:04Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:07You fucking bitch.
00:15:09You can't stay here.
00:15:10You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:12Take it up with Noah.
00:15:14This isn't over.
00:15:17If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:22you're wrong.
00:15:23I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:32Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I should thank you.
00:15:36Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:39Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:42Oh, wait.
00:15:43I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:47You know what?
00:15:48Let's make a bet.
00:15:49Yeah, me and you.
00:15:50Let's make a bet.
00:15:51We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship.
00:15:53Right?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55What about it?
00:15:57If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:02Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:04Internship will be yours.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:12You're on.
00:16:14We need to talk.
00:16:19Emmet, get out.
00:16:25Did I get my job back?
00:16:27Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:31To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:39What?
00:16:40What?
00:16:41What?
00:16:43You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:09Not yet.
00:17:16Give me that.
00:17:17Not yet.
00:17:18I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:22But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:26This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:32I'll do it.
00:17:33Great.
00:17:38Let's seal the deal.
00:17:55I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:57I knew you were going to do it.
00:17:59I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:03I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:45At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:05Are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:13Take your shirt off.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:07If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:13Choke on it.
00:22:18Don't run away from me.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:18What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:23Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:26Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:28Whatever.
00:23:30I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:34Mia's your best friend?
00:23:36Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:39People don't know that.
00:23:41I don't care.
00:23:43I don't care.
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:33What are you doing here?
00:24:35Taking a shower.
00:24:39Remember.
00:24:41No going in.
00:24:43You wish.
00:24:49Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:52I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:54Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:18Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:29I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:32Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:37Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:40You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:43You guys are not friends.
00:25:45Not anymore.
00:25:47No one's your friends anymore.
00:25:49You guys are not friends.
00:25:51You guys are not friends.
00:25:53Not anymore.
00:25:55You guys are not friends anymore.
00:25:56You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now
00:26:14whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28So boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jewel's really said
00:27:01about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you wanna know what Jewel said about you?
00:27:19I bet you're dying to find out
00:27:21what your little girlfriend said
00:27:22about you behind your back.
00:27:24I think everyone should find out
00:27:27what Jewel's really said about them.
00:27:30Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:33Emmett is so dumb because he thinks
00:27:35that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:39They can?
00:27:40I never said that.
00:27:41Mia did.
00:27:42She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job
00:27:50doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jewel's would never say any of those things, all right?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:02Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time
00:28:05you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant and cocky
00:28:10and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:48Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jewel's are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:29:22screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jewel's?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jewel's?
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, dude?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:41You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:45Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett!
00:29:48Stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:54Did you post this?
00:30:05Jewel's, did you post this?
00:30:07Jewel's, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:30:09and post it?
00:30:10What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:13I didn't do anything.
00:30:15Jewel's, it's a little hard to trust you
00:30:17when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:19You know what?
00:30:21Everyone was right about you.
00:30:23You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:26Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:28Lose my number.
00:30:29I never want to see you again.
00:30:31I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:32I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:34I'm gonna call the police.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine, feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great, you just blew it with a girl
00:30:46you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jewel's,
00:30:56none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:05Help, help.
00:31:16Help, help.
00:31:30You, you saved me.
00:31:35That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:55Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We need to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain, now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47No, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:36I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:44All right.
00:34:45I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:49Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:54I guess you can.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:19To what, bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:39Keep the circle moving.
00:36:41If you want to really piss me off,
00:36:43kiss me like you mean it.
00:36:48Get off me.
00:36:50Dude, I took her virginity.
00:36:52I'm not a virgin.
00:36:54I'm not a virgin.
00:36:56I'm not a virgin.
00:36:58I'm not a virgin.
00:37:00I'm not a virgin.
00:37:02I'm not a virgin.
00:37:04I'm not a virgin.
00:37:06I'm not a virgin.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:38Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:40You do?
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:43I have all the feelings.
00:37:44Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:47Ridiculous.
00:37:48Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:49Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:53Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:37:57I broke your trust.
00:37:58And when that video was leaked,
00:37:59my trust was broken, too.
00:38:01I broke your trust.
00:38:03I broke your trust.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:07My trust was broken, too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:12and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:38The End
00:38:42Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny, Mia and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later. I promise.
00:39:55The girls go shopping.
00:39:57Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:01It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:04I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:09Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:13It was tailored for Sigma.
00:40:15It was tailored for me.
00:40:17It was tailored for you.
00:40:19The Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:40:51I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:00Ah! You ordered the wrong size.
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:48Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:53See this car?
00:41:55Has no spending limit.
00:41:58My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:00And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:04No way, this is mine.
00:42:06Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:10Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:17What do you think?
00:42:28Noah?
00:42:33Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:36Of course.
00:42:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:43Is it too expensive?
00:42:45No.
00:42:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:54Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38You can dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:58See, told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Hey.
00:44:51Good to see you.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight, I'm going to have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:33Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:49I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot, chef?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter!
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00:51:01Jules, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jules.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27A good time.
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:30You wanna have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:59Alright.
00:52:01Now turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:10Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:24Don't move.
00:52:29What do you think you're doing?
00:52:31Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:34We both know you want this.
00:52:36Be gentle.
00:52:37Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:39Back off.
00:52:41Just relax, baby.
00:52:43Let that E kick in.
00:52:44You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:48I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:50Let go of me.
00:52:51This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:54Oh yeah, that's right.
00:52:55Moan for me.
00:52:57Jules?
00:52:59Jules, are you in there?
00:53:00Noah!
00:53:01Help me!
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:08Emmett!
00:53:10Get off of her!
00:53:12You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:15What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:19Emmett!
00:53:20She doesn't want you!
00:53:21What are you doing?
00:53:22I'm gonna kill you!
00:53:23Emmett!
00:53:24She doesn't want you!
00:53:25What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:36Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:54I'm sorry.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:51I will kill you.
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:00I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurting. Let me help you.
00:55:22Fuck.
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:43I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:14Rocky Road.
00:56:17Ow.
00:56:19Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:21This is how you repay me?
00:56:23How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:26even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:28I'm not an asshole.
00:56:30No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:34You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:38makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:41I've got to show you something.
00:56:54I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:02And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:05It worked.
00:57:14I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:17Stop breathing.
00:57:19Of course you have.
00:57:21I'm not breathing.
00:57:23I'm not breathing.
00:57:25I'm not breathing.
00:57:27I'm not breathing.
00:57:29I'm not breathing.
00:57:31I'm not breathing.
00:57:32I'm not breathing.
00:57:34I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:02I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:23Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:58:25It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:58:32and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay, bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:53What are you doing up so early?
00:58:55Thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up!
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26There's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you,
01:00:47because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Mom, this is Jules,
01:01:11and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa, my second mommy!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's weird.
01:02:14Okay.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water, I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40No.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Rawr!
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:13Where did she go?
01:03:26Woo!
01:03:28Woo!
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:31No way!
01:03:32It feels so good.
01:03:35Oh, wait, no.
01:03:37Help!
01:03:39I'm drowning!
01:03:41Mia, save me!
01:03:43Absolutely not.
01:03:44I'm not going in there.
01:03:47Help!
01:03:49Help!
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:04No!
01:04:06No!
01:04:11Will you save me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:21I was wrong about you.
01:04:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:56No feelings.
01:04:58Remember?
01:05:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:11I mean it.
01:05:14I need that money.
01:05:17More than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:29So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:48Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:56Not as your boss.
01:05:58As your boyfriend.
01:06:00Because I want to give you everything.
01:06:04I don't know what to say.
01:06:09Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone!
01:06:47Lisa, you're okay!
01:06:49I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:07:17Welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:35Adios!
01:07:38Bye, Mom!
01:07:40Bye!
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck. I have a really big brain!
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:11Ew, what died in here?
01:08:14My manhood.
01:08:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:23I don't like to read.
01:08:25It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:28They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:33That's cheating!
01:08:35Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:38I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:50I know, I know.
01:08:52But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:09:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:09:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:07Who are you?
01:09:09I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:22Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:31The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:35I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:38Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:42He seems a little confused.
01:09:48Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:52I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:09:56And Emmett, I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:42He's a total clown.
01:10:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:51But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:56I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:01I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:12The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:11:15Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:18Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:22You lied to me.
01:11:24No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:26I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:28I'm sorry.
01:11:32Everybody!
01:11:34Let's get the party started!
01:11:37Woo-hoo!
01:11:40Grab your bag.
01:11:41Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:47I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:50There's something special about you.
01:11:52You're so beautiful.
01:11:56Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:11:59I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:01Noah, tell me.
01:12:04What's your name?
01:12:06Noah.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me.
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:23How long is he going to be here?
01:12:26I'll protect you.
01:12:28Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:33From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:38Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:41Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:53What bet?
01:12:55I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:01That's not true.
01:13:03Yeah, it is.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:21Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:30I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:49You're pathetic.
01:13:51B.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:22I don't want to be played with.
01:14:24If you play nice,
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:28The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:32Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:34I should hear him out.
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:39Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:42In your dreams, perv.
01:14:47Mia.
01:14:49You know where Jules is?
01:14:50You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:53Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:56Mia.
01:14:58A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:00Get it through your head.
01:15:02I want to be with Jules.
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:06I don't like her.
01:15:09I love her.
01:15:13You know,
01:15:15I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:18You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:36If I do what you say,
01:15:38then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:42And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:44We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:46My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:53Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:16Let me have my fun.
01:16:18Then you can take your turn.
01:16:20If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:22You wouldn't dare.
01:16:26You little shit.
01:16:28You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:30Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:32Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:34than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:37You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:40You want to mess with me?
01:16:42You want to mess with me?
01:16:44Yeah, why don't you mess with me?
01:16:46Why don't you sue me?
01:16:48And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:14Don't lie to me.
01:17:16I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:19I didn't kiss him.
01:17:21But even if I did,
01:17:23you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:26You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:28so why does it matter?
01:17:30Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:32and you want him right now.
01:17:34Tell him you love him.
01:17:36It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:39that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:41You're fired.
01:17:43Get out of my house.
01:17:58You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:02You're gone for good.
01:18:04You're gone for good.
01:18:06You're gone for good.
01:18:08You're gone for good.
01:18:11You're gone for good.
01:18:13You never belonged with us,
01:18:15and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you, and I won.
01:18:22This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:25Oh, honey,
01:18:27this has everything to do with me.
01:18:33I planted the camera in your room,
01:18:37and then I got the sex tape.
01:18:40It was a tape of you and Noah,
01:18:42and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me,
01:18:53but I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:11Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:23Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:41Can I help you?
01:19:43What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:46My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:50I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:19:55Do you need anything?
01:20:05I'm sorry.
01:20:07I'm sorry.
01:20:09I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:02Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:05Yeah.
01:21:07This morning I bought it.
01:21:10You bought my house from under us?
01:21:13Look at the name on the title.
01:21:16Oh, my God.
01:21:18You put it under my name.
01:21:21It's yours, Jules.
01:21:23It's all yours.
01:21:25But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:28I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:32Another condition?
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:52And at 8pm.
01:21:54And I want you to wear this.
01:21:58Okay.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really? Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia! Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:52Propose?
01:22:53Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:55Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:02Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08How did you know about that?
01:23:10Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:12And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:15You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:19Okay. Fine.
01:23:21Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:25But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:29What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:31Actually, that's my job.
01:23:33Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:36What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:39These are not what they're for.
01:23:41Call my dad!
01:23:43Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:47If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:49I appreciate it.
01:23:51That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:56Everybody!
01:23:59What is he doing?
01:24:03I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:10And here are my secrets.
01:24:14I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:16I do.
01:24:17And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:24And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:26Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:29And I have one more secret.
01:24:33Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:40And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:42Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:43I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:48Yes, Noah. I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:51Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:53It's part of your charm.
01:24:55I love you.
01:24:57I love you right back.
01:25:05Everybody!
01:25:07Let's get this party started!
01:25:09Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!