A new song which explains why Father Christmas might well be a Mackem.
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00:00Have you ever wondered why Santa Claus wears red and white?
00:07It's because he's a Sutherland fan and not a black and white.
00:11Well, I know Santa personally, he's a very good friend of mine.
00:15He's born by the River Weir and he went by the River Tyne.
00:19Now Santa Claus has got white hair and a beard silvery long.
00:23He holds a Sutherland season ticket and he sings all day long.
00:27He's a pure Sutherland fan, Chris Kringle is his name.
00:31He's a Mackham lad from a Mackham town and he is his name.
00:34Here we go!
00:35Oh, red and white toots around the Christmas tree.
00:38Red and white balls hanging free.
00:40Plastic snow sprayed around the floor.
00:43Lager cans stacked up high.
00:46Turkey stuffed around his pie.
00:48That's a Mackham Christmas, that's for sure.
00:51Now even though Santa Claus is a Sutherland fan,
00:55He would never ever discriminate for he's an honest man.
00:59No matter if you're black and white, Chelsea or Man U,
01:03He'll arrive on the 25th to leave a gift for you.
01:07Oh, red and white toots around the Christmas tree.
01:10Red and white balls hanging free.
01:12Nana Z are popping on the floor.
01:15Dirty dishes in the sink.
01:18Uncles have too much to drink, but not as much as Aunt Mary on the floor.
01:23Now and now you know that Santa Claus is a Sutherland fan.
01:27Always hold for red and white to distress if you can.
01:31Dinner just to walk on by because he's red and white.
01:35Because you may believe in Santa Claus riding.
01:38Red and white toots around the Christmas tree.
01:40Red and white balls hanging free.
01:42Queen's Speech, Top of the Pops again.
01:45Railway children ready to skate.
01:48Home alone got the bellyache.
01:50Too much to drink dancing in the street.
01:52Oh, red and white toots around the Christmas tree.
01:55Red and white balls hanging free.
01:57Plastic snow sprayed around the floor.
02:00Lager cans stacked up high.
02:03Turkey stuffed in old men's pie.
02:05Now that's a mocking Christmas in our house for sure.
02:12Oh, red and white toots around the Christmas tree.
02:15Red and white balls hanging free.
02:17Plastic snow sprayed around the floor.
02:21Santa Claus is a Sutherland fan.