• yesterday
Transcript
00:00In Chinatown, nothing ever changes
00:05Nothing exciting ever happens to me or you or anyone would know
00:09I feel like I'm a background character in someone else's story. I think that's called being a loser. Shut up, man
00:16Police are investigating a missing woman. The abduction may be related to reports of a gang war
00:21Who is that?
00:23She looks Thai. Dude, she's clearly Korean. Know your Asians
00:30Holy, what is she doing here?
00:33Willis Wu. You know my name? Pretend to take my order. Welcome to the Golden Palace. How may I help you? Just act normal
00:42Welcome to the Golden Palace. I need your help. Why me? You know Chinatown better than I do. I need someone on the inside
00:49Oh, shit!
00:58There's something going on in Chinatown. A pattern of incidents I don't yet understand. That's my brother
01:04He's been missing for 12 years. He was working with us. So you're gonna solve this? We are. We? We work together
01:11You're dating that detective? I'm not dating anyone. Just friends, but it's complicated. That's the best kind of relationship
01:19You are getting involved with things you don't yet understand
01:24I don't know what's going on, but weird things are starting to happen
01:32In what?
01:33There's got to be a different angle. If we find it, then I can find out what happened to my brother
01:39I don't want to lose another son
01:43If you want to be a part of this, why not be the hero? Guys like us don't become the hero
01:47Then what are you training so hard for? In Chinatown?
01:51Kung Fu can break on any moment
02:00We're closed
02:07Who are you?
02:09You have to go, Willis
02:17Why am I like this? Bad at drinking? No, half-dressed. Oh, yeah, I couldn't get your shirt off
02:23So I just did your pants. So you Donald Ducked me. Nice quads, bro