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00:00Shin Ki Geek Next VS Manzai Geekjo, the story battle!
00:08The manzai geekjo members are in full swing.
00:12And the Ace of Shin Ki Geek Next will host the Honda Tournament.
00:18Last time, the one who challenged the Double Higashi, the signboard of Mangeki, was Tatsumi Tanikawa.
00:25This is the real battle of the two.
00:30Don't laugh at me.
00:31Which side are you on?
00:34And the result is...
00:39The Imabep team wins!
00:42Next, RinRin VS Matsumoto Arai, the Imabep team.
00:47Wait, wait, wait! Stop it!
00:49And the final battle of the two!
00:53Is this a card game?
00:55Wow!
01:00Tatsumi Tanikawa VS Matsumoto Arai
01:05Now, let's move on to the final battle!
01:09I don't want to! I really don't want to!
01:12The final battle is between Tatsumi Tanikawa and Matsumoto Arai.
01:17It's a battle between the Imabep team.
01:20This is difficult.
01:22It's not difficult. It doesn't matter who wins.
01:26Tatsumi Tanikawa, please stand by.
01:28I don't want to!
01:31It's a job where you watch the final battle.
01:38Is this an interview?
01:43Now, let's move on to Tatsumi Tanikawa's team.
01:46Next, please.
01:48Excuse me.
01:49Excuse me.
01:51This is an interview for our host club.
01:54Am I right?
01:55Yes!
01:56We don't have enough people, so let's do an interview.
02:00Please sit down.
02:02I'm Tatsumi Tomoyuki. I'm 42 years old. Nice to meet you.
02:05Nice to meet you, too.
02:07I'm Tanikawa, the owner of the host club Flower Moon.
02:12We aim to be a female-oriented host club.
02:16Please tell us why you wanted to be a host.
02:19My mom told me to get a job.
02:22Are you in the middle of a job?
02:24No, I've never worked. I've always been a second-class employee.
02:27I'm not saying this because I'm confident,
02:30but being a host is very important.
02:33Think of me as a guest and be my guest.
02:36I understand.
02:38The girl is sitting next to you.
02:40First, please introduce yourself.
02:42Hello, I'm Tatsumi. Nice to meet you.
02:45What is that?
02:47This is a self-introduction gag.
02:52That's amazing.
02:54Can you do it again?
02:56This is a self-introduction gag to make it easier to remember.
02:59I understand.
03:01Tatsumi, I'm going to pour champagne today.
03:06That's not right.
03:08Champagne call.
03:10Don't you know what champagne call is?
03:12I don't know, but I can rap.
03:15Can you rap?
03:17Please do it.
03:19One, two, three, four.
03:20Champagne call that starts now.
03:22A bullet hole in your heart.
03:24I want to know the answer.
03:26Answer song.
03:28No matter what answer comes back,
03:30your English is a shining score.
03:34Champagne tonight.
03:36I'll open it.
03:38It's a big problem on the first day.
03:41What are you talking about?
03:43I want to go to Saipan with you.
03:45Of course, my mother is with me.
03:47Heidegg Kaipan.
03:48Lupin, yeah.
03:50Where did you get it?
03:52Lupin got it, yeah.
03:54I can't do it.
03:57I'm Saio.
04:01I work as a cleaner.
04:03Bube.
04:05Thank you very much.
04:07Bube.
04:09It's like a TikTok short drama.
04:14It's true.
04:16This is Matsumoto-Arai duo.
04:21It's a card shop.
04:23I used to play it when I was a kid.
04:25I have time until the next theme.
04:27Let's do it.
04:29Welcome.
04:31Excuse me.
04:33Can you imitate a chimpanzee?
04:35I don't want to.
04:37I'm sorry.
04:39Wait.
04:42What is this kid?
04:43You were imitating a chimpanzee in USJ, right?
04:47No, I wasn't.
04:49You're lying.
04:51I'm cold.
04:53Would you like to play?
04:55Let's play a game.
04:57Let's play a card game.
05:00This is for you.
05:02Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
05:06Okay.
05:08Rock-paper-scissors.
05:10I'll go first.
05:11What are the rules?
05:13You don't have to worry about the rules.
05:16Let's play a card game.
05:18You just decided who goes first, right?
05:21The winner of the card game is decided.
05:25It's easier to go first when you lose.
05:28What kind of card game is this?
05:30Why did you bring it to me first?
05:34Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
05:37Rock-paper-scissors.
05:39I'll go first.
05:41You definitely lost.
05:43You definitely lost.
05:45Are you that frustrated?
05:47Are you that frustrated?
05:50In this card game,
05:54you have to be happy when you win.
05:58If you lose, you lose.
06:00Did I lose?
06:02Let's play again.
06:04No, I don't want to.
06:06We have time.
06:08Let's play again.
06:09This is the second most popular card game in Japan.
06:13It's also popular among adults.
06:15All the cards are on the table.
06:17That's too extreme.
06:19The kids can't play with this.
06:21Look at this.
06:23Rock-paper-scissors.
06:28Rock-paper-scissors.
06:32Thank you very much.
06:33Thank you very much.
06:36I don't know.
06:38This is funny.
06:40I don't know who will win.
06:42I don't know who will win at all.
06:44Please show us the card you think was the most interesting.
06:48What is this?
06:51What does it say?
06:53Imameppu-gun.
06:55Which one is Imameppu-gun?
06:58Tatsumi Tanigawa.
07:00Tatsumi Tanigawa.
07:01One vote.
07:03Two votes.
07:05Matsumoto Aizawa has one vote.
07:07The winner is Tatsumi Tanigawa.
07:11That's great.
07:13He's a good guy.
07:15His face is red.
07:17His face is red.
07:19His blood pressure is high.
07:21His blood pressure is high.
07:23His blood pressure is high.
07:25He is the winner.
07:27I'm worried.
07:28I shook hands with Tatsumi-kun for the first time.
07:31What's so funny?
07:33Don't mess with me.
07:35Don't mess with me.
07:37Tatsumi Tanigawa was good.
07:39At the end, he said,
07:41Tatsumi was hot.
07:43That was interesting.
07:45I was very impressed.
07:47At the end?
07:49I'm sleepy.
07:51It's a card shop theme.
07:54When I saw that,
07:56I remembered that I went to a card shop with Arai-kun.
08:01That's why I got a lot of votes.
08:03You're listening to his impressions.
08:06In a way, he's amazing.
08:08He's consistent.
08:10He's amazing.
08:12Mangeki-kun, what do you think?
08:14It's meaningless.
08:16It's meaningless.
08:18What is it?
08:20It's strange.
08:22Don't say that.
08:24Let's do it again.
08:26It's the same.
08:28Throw away your pride.
08:31You want to do it again, right?
08:33Don't say that.
08:35Double Higashi and Rinjin want to do it again, so let's do it again.
08:38I don't want to do it.
08:40Everyone, please be patient.
08:42This time, it's an impromptu comedy experience.
08:50Don't do that.
08:51Don't do that.
08:53Rinjin and Double Higashi want to do it again.
08:58I don't want to do it.
09:00Staff, please.
09:02I'm going to decide on an impromptu comedy.
09:04I don't want to do it.
09:06You hold the box.
09:08I'm going to be scolded.
09:10What are you holding?
09:12I'm going to be scolded.
09:14Mangeki-kun, who can't stop his anxiety, is saved.
09:18It's a comedy experience.
09:19It's an impromptu comedy.
09:23Mangeki-kun, Next-kun, Kugimeki-kun.
09:29Let's do this.
09:31I'm Rinjin's Nakamura-kun.
09:37Who will team up with Nakamura-kun?
09:40It's him.
09:42It's Matsugen.
09:44It's a good combination.
09:47What are you going to do?
09:49I'm looking forward to it.
09:58I'm going to decide on the second team.
10:00It's Kanahita.
10:02It's Double Higashi.
10:09I don't want to do it.
10:10I don't want to do it.
10:12Who will team up with him?
10:15It's him.
10:17It's me.
10:20I don't want to do it.
10:22I don't want to do it.
10:24It's an impromptu comedy.
10:26I don't want to do it.
10:28I'm very happy.
10:30I don't want to do it.
10:32I don't want to do it.
10:34I'm very embarrassed.
10:37I'm very nervous.
10:38I don't want to do it.
10:40It's what you wanted.
10:42What do you mean?
10:45Don't say that.
10:47I don't want to do it.
10:49I don't want to do it.
10:51Next is this team.
10:54It's TAKUMI.
10:59You can do it.
11:02Who will team up with him?
11:04Who will team up with him?
11:06It's RINJI HASHIMOTO.
11:10I'm dead.
11:12I'm dead.
11:14The strongest team is born.
11:17I'm laughing a lot.
11:19I'm happy.
11:21TANIKAWA and ARAI will team up.
11:24The four teams will be decided.
11:26How is the combination, SETO?
11:28It's a great combination.
11:31Where is it?
11:33It's a great combination.
11:35It's a great combination.
11:37It's a great combination.
11:39It's a collaboration, so it's like a festival.
11:42I see.
11:44It's a great combination.
11:46It's a great combination.
11:48It's not a great combination.
11:51It's a great combination.
11:53I'm looking forward to it.
11:55It's a quiz showdown.
11:57The first team is NAKAMURA and MATSUGOTO.
12:03Nice to meet you.
12:05Nice to meet you.
12:07I have a beard.
12:09I have a beard, too.
12:11I'm going to play golf.
12:15That's good.
12:17Can you be a professional golfer?
12:19I'm a professional golfer.
12:21Please.
12:23It's started.
12:25You have to speak up and play golf quietly.
12:29I'm doing my best not to lose to the typhoon today.
12:31Typhoon?
12:33It's the sound of the wind.
12:35Do you understand?
12:37It's golf, right?
12:39It's been a long time since NAKAMURA joined the tournament.
12:42He joined the tournament three years ago.
12:44At that time, he was in the last place.
12:47It was found that he was chasing the golf club of other players.
12:51There was also a modification of the golf ball.
12:54This tournament has been suspended.
12:56More than half of the participants are already in danger.
13:00I want you to do your best.
13:01What did you say?
13:03That's right.
13:05I can't hear you.
13:07What did you say?
13:09Please be a professional golfer.
13:11Let's have a conversation.
13:13NAKAMURA is in the first place.
13:15Oh, this is...
13:17He was swept away by the wind.
13:19He's in the bunker next to the green.
13:22NAKAMURA is a little worried.
13:24He only has a putter today.
13:26What are you doing now?
13:28It's dangerous.
13:29It's dangerous.
13:31Do your best.
13:33I'm in the bunker.
13:35That's amazing.
13:37NAKAMURA is in the second place.
13:40He's in the bunker.
13:42He's in the bunker.
13:44The camera is in the bunker.
13:46Hey!
13:49Don't say the camera.
13:51Don't say the camera.
13:53I'm taking a break.
13:55I'm in the bunker.
13:57I'm in the bunker.
14:00How about this?
14:02He's in the bunker.
14:04NAKAMURA is in the bunker.
14:06NAKAMURA is in the bunker.
14:08NAKAMURA is in the bunker.
14:10That's not true.
14:12He's in the bunker.
14:15That's the worst.
14:17That's the worst.
14:19At first, I thought it was a joke.
14:23I thought he was good at putting.
14:26But I'm the captain.
14:27I'm the captain.
14:29I'm getting worse.
14:31I'm in trouble.
14:34Because you're an ad-lib.
14:36I thought it was a joke.
14:38Don't make a face.
14:40Don't make a face.
14:42I did my best.
14:44I did my best.
14:46Next, it's Double Higashi.
14:49Double Higashi.
14:51I know.
14:53Double Higashi
14:56Double Higashi
14:59Double Higashi
15:06I'm Double Higashi.
15:08Nice to meet you.
15:10I'm a professional baseball player who opened a batting center.
15:13Really?
15:15That's a long time ago.
15:17So I'm going to quit being an entertainer.
15:20Retirement?
15:22Really?
15:23I'm going to quit being an entertainer.
15:25That's sad.
15:27I'm going to open a batting center and become a professional pitcher.
15:29Really?
15:31I'm going to do only one thing.
15:33Let's aim for batting.
15:35Let's practice at the batting center.
15:37Practice?
15:39I'll tell you later.
15:41Let's practice.
15:45I'm going to practice every day.
15:48I'm going to practice hard.
15:50Don't eat Seventeen ice cream.
15:51Who eats ice cream in the opening?
15:53You eat ice cream on the way home.
15:55Don't eat ice cream in the vending machine.
15:57Don't eat ice cream on the way home.
15:59I'm going to practice every day.
16:01Let's talk to each other.
16:03Look at the batting form.
16:05I'll give you advice.
16:07How many kilograms is the ball?
16:09804 kilograms.
16:11What is this facility?
16:13Can you hit it?
16:14Harmony!
16:18Harmony!
16:20The swing is amazing.
16:22All the skin is fluttering.
16:24The skin is fluttering.
16:26Look at this.
16:28The ball is flying.
16:30What is this?
16:32What is this?
16:34I don't know.
16:36Next is you.
16:38Aim for striking out.
16:40Two or three times.
16:42Look at this.
16:44Yes!
16:45Two?
16:46Nine!
16:48Nine?
16:49Where did you hit?
16:51I hit number eight.
16:53It's a big ball.
16:55You're a genius.
16:57It was a chance.
16:59It's hard to get a chance.
17:01What's wrong?
17:03You're wearing a skirt.
17:05You're wearing a skirt.
17:07You're wearing a skirt.
17:09You're wearing a skirt.
17:11You're wearing a skirt.
17:12Lucky!
17:14Let's do it.
17:16I'm nervous.
17:18Don't be nervous.
17:20You have to be fierce.
17:22You've done that just now.
17:24What is the number of the ball?
17:27The fastest one.
17:29Ah, 4 kilograms.
17:31What?
17:33What is 4 kilograms ball doing?
17:35What are you doing?
17:37You hit the left stick.
17:39Look at me.
17:40You have to do it like this.
17:42I got a bullet!
17:43What are you doing?
17:51What can he do?
17:53What can he do?
17:54It's pathetic.
17:55What do you mean pathetic?
17:57I'm sorry.
17:58I can't do it.
17:59You can't?
18:00You're the only one who can do it.
18:01I want to play fair and square.
18:02Kageyama-san is watching.
18:03Let's see.
18:04Let's go.
18:059th gear.
18:06Here it comes.
18:07Itsuzai!
18:08That's amazing.
18:09You're amazing.
18:10You're pretty amazing.
18:11I've never seen a 9th gear like that.
18:13Wait a minute.
18:14You're from Mondo, right?
18:16You can play, but you're nervous in Mondo.
18:18You're from Mondo, right?
18:19You're from Mondo, right?
18:20Calm down.
18:21Calm down.
18:22Please tell me your name.
18:23Higashi.
18:24Higashi.
18:25Higashi.
18:26Calm down.
18:27You're from Mondo, right?
18:28Calm down.
18:29Are you a baseball player?
18:30Die!
18:31I made a mistake.
18:32I was so nervous that I thought I was going to die.
18:34No.
18:35I just made a mistake.
18:36Is that so?
18:37I'm glad.
18:38Can I?
18:39Yes, yes, yes.
18:40Nice.
18:41Nice scouting.
18:42We're looking forward to a great match.
18:43That's the worst.
18:44I don't know about you.
18:45That's enough.
18:46Thank you very much.
18:47We don't know who's going to win.
18:48Do we retire?
18:49Well then, this has been Paul of Team assured.
18:50He's been having a fun conversation.
18:51See you next time.
18:52We're going to review Team assured.
18:53We're going to review Team assured.
18:54A round of applauses for those of you who found it interesting.
18:55A round of applause for those of you who found it interesting.
18:56Music.
18:57Music.
18:58Music.
18:59Music.
19:00Music.
19:01Music.
19:02Music.
19:03Sound.
19:04Music.
19:05Music.
19:06Please raise your card.
19:08Which one?
19:10Higashi, Ohigashi.
19:12Double Higashi.
19:143 votes.
19:16I knew it.
19:18I knew it.
19:20I knew it.
19:22I knew it.
19:24The judges are laughing.
19:26I knew it.
19:28The judges are laughing.
19:30I knew it.
19:32I knew it.
19:34It was a very well-made tournament.
19:38I thought we had the second most votes.
19:43I was expecting it to happen.
19:45I think that's right.
19:46I want to go for the second elimination.
19:48And I want to do it again.
19:50Please!
19:57Mr. Double Higashi,
19:59when he went to the batting center...
20:01It was a really hard battle, wasn't it?
20:02he went to the batting center
20:04I
20:34Have
20:42I don't know
20:57I'm a plastic
21:04They look a shit they must call it's a plastic
21:12What am I there are school to keep on shabu-shabu to keep on can kill you from a couple of guys that's
21:17Call it a tassel nondesk. So put it I have to say that on a
21:21Jolene kind of custom gas up for sake do you use all kind of smashed up?
21:27Thank you. I'm a small guy. That's what I had
21:29So I need to think I know the same with me when I said it'll buy your plastic
21:33You must you'll defeat and kill them off. So good. What do I say?
21:37Did you sound on this?
21:39It's easy
21:41It's not
21:43Sanyo told you it's got to know if I want to grow this
21:46It's a guy do they want I don't know how to do plastic
21:48We know that all of us stay put it kind of a beautiful sky. Don't you know me?
21:52I don't want to be must so that I don't come on a neta. Oh, yeah, it's my
21:59Oh
22:29Oh