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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:09The winners of this year's award are these people.
00:12Thank you very much.
00:17Please choose your award.
00:20This one.
00:21What is it?
00:22Tear.
00:23This is me.
00:25Mr. Cookie, it seems like you don't know how old this show is.
00:30I don't think so.
00:31I think it's a very well-organized Golden program.
00:34I think it's Nittere in the middle of Golden.
00:37I was so nervous that I asked Daigo to do it.
00:40When I said it was late at night, he said,
00:41Oh, I see.
00:43It's a problem if you're too relaxed.
00:46And this recipient, Mintia.
00:48It's called Mintia, which connects families.
00:52Mintia?
00:53Mintia.
00:54I don't really talk about my family.
00:57Well, I'm here, so I'll say it.
00:59Thank you very much.
01:00It's the end of Nittere, isn't it?
01:03It's not that end.
01:04The end.
01:05The problems of a second-generation father,
01:08which was revealed by Cookie, the host of the comedy show.
01:11Even at home, the children want to get along.
01:13Let's play a game. Let's read a comic book.
01:16I'll buy it for you.
01:17I'll buy you anything.
01:19I want my father to get along with me.
01:21It's hard to get along with your father.
01:24Either way, you're being abused.
01:26Well, my mom is.
01:27That's right.
01:28In the middle of winter, I went out to take a bath.
01:30I thought I'd smoke a cigarette.
01:32I was smoking on the veranda.
01:34I heard a noise.
01:35When I looked at it,
01:36I was locked up.
01:40I was running around.
01:43I thought you'd open it right away.
01:45About 20 minutes.
01:46So you don't want to smoke because it stinks.
01:49I used to drink a lot of alcohol.
01:53I came home at night and slept in the living room.
01:56I woke up in the morning.
02:00When I woke up in the morning, I thought,
02:01What is it?
02:02The child was laughing.
02:03I was shaking Fabriz.
02:06You're going to shake Fabriz, right?
02:09I think I'm avoiding my feelings.
02:12My mother says,
02:13Shake it to a smelly thing.
02:14I'm going to shake it as a smelly thing.
02:16That's a little bit of an abuse.
02:17I see.
02:18How did it end?
02:19When my daughter was about four years old,
02:22She said,
02:23Did you catch a cold today?
02:25I was sleeping in my room.
02:27The door opened.
02:29From this much of a gap,
02:30My daughter showed her face.
02:32I thought she was worried.
02:34She hit me with a long stick.
02:36Why did you come back?
02:39I'm not crying.
02:41I don't come back.
02:43Why do you come back only when you catch a cold?
02:46That's right.
02:48Even so,
02:49It's cute and I can't help it.
02:51I don't want anyone to hate me.
02:53I don't want anyone to hate me.
02:55I'm sick of it.
02:56I'm going to buy a box of mintia.
03:00I usually tell him when I get home.
03:02At 4.30 p.m.
03:03I have a lot of work.
03:05I have a day when I can come home very early.
03:08I didn't do anything after I finished early.
03:10When I came home and opened the door,
03:13He said,
03:14Did you smell your breath?
03:18You usually say that.
03:20I'm usually called smelly.
03:23It's too sudden.
03:25It's like my daughter-in-law.
03:27It's like my daughter-in-law.
03:28My wife and my wife said the same thing.
03:30Because I heard that.
03:32I'm going to make a course.
03:34I bought mint.
03:36That's right.
03:37I'll eat it all.
03:40I mean, if you can smell it, then...
03:42Which kind of smell is it?
03:44Even if you say it smells like your mouth,
03:46isn't it the smell of alcohol and tobacco?
03:50I understand what you want to ask,
03:52but do you really think a child would be able to ask you that?
03:54What kind of smell is it?
03:56I mean, what kind of smell is it for your dad?
03:58Let me smell it.
04:00Why? Why are you making him a bad example?
04:02I'm talking about cooking.
04:04How about eel?
04:06Me?
04:08You definitely,
04:09just want to become a scary senpai brother.
04:13If this is the distance,
04:15all my hits are hands down!
04:16It was like the same feeling.
04:18I feel like I was beaten up by my family,
04:20it was the same feeling!
04:23I still want you to play the rock paper scissors to decide.
04:26Hey, let me do the rock paper scissors.
04:29I'm also gonna lose!
04:31It was that exact feeling!
04:34Everybody says that's really painful for you.
04:36Why do you have to make me feel so sad?
04:38I'm embarrassed.
04:39I'll tell him myself.
04:40Now, please make your decision.
04:42I'll take it as a yes.
04:45I can't say no.
04:47I know how you feel.
04:48Everyone will understand this one day.
04:50I know.
04:51I put too much mint in it.
04:52I put it in the gap between my teeth.
04:54It's like a mouthpiece.
04:57It's all mint.
05:01This one.
05:02This is 1,200 yen.
05:04Caesar salad.
05:05This is me.
05:06Caesar salad?
05:09KENTARO ROCHI
05:11He has been working for the convenience store for 15 years.
05:16First of all, can I ask you a question?
05:20What kind of image do you have of KENTARO ROCHI?
05:24Image.
05:26He is a cool and stylish brother to me.
05:30He is stylish.
05:31He also works as a sewing machine.
05:33He also works as a sewing machine.
05:36This is a recent story.
05:37What kind of image do you have of him?
05:39He is on the verge of falling.
05:42He is on the verge of falling.
05:44He has a long face.
05:45He has a long face.
05:48No, it's not that long.
05:50Don't say that here.
05:53It's hard to say.
05:54That's not what I mean.
05:56You know what I mean, right?
05:58I want to bring it to the future.
05:59You want to bring it to the future.
06:02He is a cool brother to me.
06:04I try my best to make him look normal.
06:08Do you understand?
06:10I try my best to make him look normal.
06:16There is a reason for this.
06:18This is the reason.
06:19I see.
06:21You want to make him stand out.
06:22That's right.
06:23I want to make him stand out.
06:27I want to make him stand out.
06:29You want to make him stand out.
06:32I want to make him stand out.
06:37I want to make him stand out.
06:40I try my best to make him look normal.
06:44Do you understand?
06:46I want to make him stand out.
06:49I want to make him stand out.
06:52Actually, I'm a fool.
06:56I've been doing comedy since I was in high school.
06:59I see.
07:00You don't know much about comedy.
07:01The first thing I did when I was in high school was reading the elementary school newspaper every day.
07:06The elementary school newspaper?
07:07I read it for six years.
07:10I read the elementary school newspaper for six years.
07:13That's a fool.
07:15That's a fool.
07:16You can finish it in two years.
07:17I read it for six years.
07:19Are you serious?
07:20I read the junior high school newspaper for three years.
07:23Did you go to school properly?
07:25I read it every day.
07:26At the All-Star Thank-You Party, I met him at that level.
07:30I didn't understand everything.
07:33That's amazing.
07:34I understood everything and won the championship.
07:39That's amazing.
07:40Is this a salad that you have to eat properly?
07:46That's right.
07:47I can't be fat.
07:49NAKAHAKA has a chubby body.
07:51I can't be fat.
07:53That's why I eat salad.
07:56What I want you to understand is that there is such a person next to you.
08:02Do you understand?
08:03I see.
08:04I don't think NOBU is that kind of person.
08:06I don't know.
08:07NOBU may want to do martial arts with a bald head.
08:10I may want to do martial arts with a simple hairstyle.
08:13I think there are people like Kage no Tate.
08:17I'm sorry to KOKOTO who is trying so hard.
08:21You can do whatever you want.
08:25That's why I told NAKAHAKA that I would do what I wanted to do when I was 40.
08:32I thought about what I really wanted to do.
08:35I started doing MISSION.
08:38Is that a MISSION?
08:40Why is that a MISSION?
08:43You can do whatever you want.
08:45If you say that, I will give you this receipt.
08:49What are you doing?
08:53Why did you say that?
08:55I knew you were going to say that.
08:57What are you doing?
09:00I told you about NOBU.
09:03I think NOBU is doing what he wants to do.
09:06Why did you say that?
09:08I think NAKAHAKA is telling KOKOTO to do whatever he wants.
09:14I told NAKAHAKA to grow his hair.
09:19You said you were tied up.
09:22I think you are the one who was tied up.
09:26What did you learn from the elementary school newspaper?
09:30The elementary school newspaper doesn't say such a deep thing.
09:33It doesn't say kindness.
09:36That's not true.
09:38This is it.
09:41This is me.
09:43I haven't been on TV for a long time.
09:46I feel like I'm in the center.
09:52You are in the center.
09:55Don't you say TOKYO?
09:58I feel like I'm in the center.
10:00What is the center?
10:03This is a certificate for helping entertainers.
10:08This is the price of a financial planner.
10:14This is a national certification approved by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare.
10:17This is a financial planner for experts in finance such as tax, insurance, and real estate.
10:25This is the story of money that SAVANNA YAGI wants to tell entertainers.
10:31Entertainers don't know much about money.
10:34That's right.
10:36You were familiar with the national certificate.
10:38That's right.
10:39I was serious.
10:41I was serious because it had nothing to do with TV.
10:43I was able to enter the age of retirement.
10:46I found the age of retirement that entertainers can enter.
10:50I was studying.
10:51I was in retirement.
10:53Even if I go on location and have an accident, I can earn money.
10:57So I want everyone to join me.
11:01I will talk in the dressing room.
11:04I will talk in the dressing room.
11:06I joined SAVANNA YAGI two years ago.
11:10I went to the place where I was going to use it.
11:13I joined a variety show between races.
11:18At that time, I ate insect food.
11:20I ate GENGORO at home.
11:24It was a live broadcast.
11:25I forced myself to eat GENGORO.
11:27But I couldn't chew it.
11:28I drank it with water in a plastic bottle.
11:32I couldn't chew it.
11:33I thought I could eat it.
11:34I ate GENGORO with my mouth.
11:36GENGORO's elbow was stuck in my throat.
11:40What is an elbow?
11:41It's an elbow.
11:43It's here.
11:44It's here.
11:45What is an elbow?
11:46I thought I couldn't breathe.
11:49It was close to the end.
11:52I ate GENGORO.
11:56I ate GENGORO.
11:58I went to the hospital.
12:01I went to the hospital alone.
12:03I was fine.
12:05It cost me about 40,000 yen.
12:08I was able to pay the bill.
12:11You paid the bill when something happened.
12:14Did you decide not to drink GENGORO?
12:18As an entertainer, there is no such choice.
12:21You were able to fold your elbow when you drank GENGORO.
12:24You were able to fold your elbow when you drank GENGORO.
12:27Do you fold your elbow in a live broadcast?
12:32GENGORO is a study table.
12:35I see.
12:36I went on a trip with DAIGO.
12:39We talked about the new country.
12:40We talked about the new country.
12:41I have a picture.
12:43Do you remember this picture?
12:45We went on a trip together.
12:49At that time, I was told that I should go to the tax office and apply for a new country.
12:55I was told that I should wear flashy clothes when I go on a trip.
13:00You are wearing flashy clothes.
13:01You are wearing flashy clothes.
13:02I have never seen that color.
13:03I remembered that.
13:06NOBU was wearing a pair of boots.
13:09When I went to a hotel, I was told that I should wear sneakers when I go on a trip.
13:16You are wearing sneakers.
13:17I didn't follow the instructions at that time.
13:20I was able to get a new country.
13:22I'm glad.
13:23Really?
13:24I'm glad.
13:25Really?
13:26I'm glad.
13:27I'm glad.
13:28I don't know much about this country.
13:31I think you should ask me.
13:34I want you to ask me.
13:35There are people who put money in the bank and throw it away.
13:42What do you think?
13:43I have a lot of investments.
13:46I have a lot of overseas stocks.
13:47I have a risk of being bought.
13:49I think you should be careful.
13:53Everyone can say that.
13:57This is 5092 yen.
14:00What is this?
14:01This is me.
14:02Ishii.
14:03Yes.
14:04What is this?
14:05This is a receipt from a parent's high school that has been wasted because of a strange father.
14:12Ishii's father?
14:13Yes.
14:14My parents are quite old.
14:16I'm 36 years old now.
14:18My father is 83 years old.
14:22I don't laugh at all.
14:24My father was 47 years old.
14:27I'm the same age as YUI ARAGAKI and YUKI SITO.
14:33I was born in 1963.
14:35My father is one year older than Biden.
14:39That's cowardly.
14:40One year older.
14:41You don't have to say Biden.
14:43I think it's easy to understand.
14:46I want to be young.
14:49After this, he appeals to his 83-year-old father to make him look younger.
14:56Sometimes I was asked to do something strange.
14:59I was punished.
15:01It's the same as this.
15:04Ishii's father.
15:07Ishii's father is 83 years old.
15:11He appeals to his father to make him look younger.
15:15My son is a little embarrassed.
15:18Because my parents are old.
15:20My father seems to be more concerned about it.
15:25When my father was with me, he said,
15:28My son.
15:30I call my son SEIJI.
15:32Your son is SEIJI.
15:34It's not SEIJI.
15:36My son is SEIJI.
15:38My father appealed to my son to make him look younger.
15:41Your father is a coward.
15:44My father played catch when I was a child.
15:47My father played catch when I was a child.
15:49That's sad.
15:51My father played catch when I was a child.
15:53My father played catch when I was a child.
15:55I thought my father was a coward.
15:58My father wanted me to look younger.
16:01My father has been doing muscle training.
16:04My father came home and showed my son at the entrance.
16:08My son was a coward.
16:11My son said, I can still do it.
16:14My son didn't play karate.
16:21My son is energetic.
16:24My son is energetic because he is 83 years old.
16:28He appeals to my son.
16:31You're trying to live your life.
16:35My son does appreciate my daughter.
16:38My son has been a great entertainer.
16:41My son has been a great entertainer.
16:43He has always helped my son.
16:46But sometimes my son asks my son for a strange thing.
16:51Lately, he's been asking for the latest intercom.
16:55You can connect it to your smartphone, launch the app, and see his face.
16:59I see.
17:00I bought it for him and sent it to him.
17:02But it was faster to send it to him than to watch it launch.
17:05So he had to return it to me.
17:09Your son bought it for you and returned it to you?
17:10Yes, he had to return it to me.
17:12The thing I didn't like the most was the electric screwdriver and the saw.
17:17I don't use this anymore.
17:22I've never seen it.
17:23I bought this electric screwdriver to appeal to you that I'm moving my body.
17:32I don't see the essence of an electric screwdriver in you.
17:36Me?
17:39Because I don't use it.
17:41I don't even know where it is.
17:43I want to be connected to you forever.
17:45I'm your father.
17:46That's why you're wearing a stupid face and a picture of a renovation.
17:51I've been told that I'm old.
17:53I've been told that for many years.
17:58I'm so happy to see you.
18:01But everyone is angry with you.
18:05I'm going to give it back to you.
18:07I don't have a parent's house.
18:09I feel sorry for you.
18:10It's okay.
18:12You're an 80-year-old man.
18:16Mr. Yagi, that's what you mean, isn't it?
18:18I want to appeal to you that I'm healthy.
18:20Mr. Yagi, please be angry with a gag.
18:27I can't think of anything.
18:29You're lying.
18:31Please do it.
18:33Please do it.
18:35Here you are.
18:3715,700 yen.
18:39Who is it?
18:41It's me.
18:44Did you ignore my pajamas?
18:46I don't know.
18:48I can hear you.
18:50If you can hear me, it's a problem.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:54I didn't see anything.
18:56Did you see something?
18:58I didn't see anything.
19:00I can see it.
19:02This is a lecture.
19:04This is about the art I do.
19:06I want to surprise the world.
19:11I've been working on art that no one else has done.
19:15Unagi Ginshari has a unique sensibility.
19:17What is the art that was created by adapting to something familiar?
19:23First of all, please look at the work.
19:25This is Milk Boy's hair.
19:27The hair is actually Utsumi's hair.
19:31Utsumi's cut hair?
19:33That's right.
19:35I got my hair cut, drew a face, and put it on top of it.
19:37It's called hair art.
19:40Everyone, please understand.
19:42Is it a little scary?
19:44It's different when you actually see it.
19:46I brought it today, so please take a look.
19:48It's a real hair.
19:50It's a real hair.
19:52Even dolls have real human hair.
19:54This is Utsumi's work.
19:56It's actually like this.
19:58It's about this size.
20:00I actually put my hair on it.
20:02It's sandwiched.
20:04I poured resin into it.
20:06I made sure that the surface did not come out.
20:09That's a lot of work.
20:11Actors have a lot of characteristic hairstyles.
20:15There was a master who went to ask for his hair.
20:19That's Utsumi.
20:23I came to get my hair dyed blonde.
20:25I actually got it with this envelope.
20:29It says All-Titan K.
20:33This K is...
20:35This is the K of the titan costume.
20:37This is the K of the titan costume.
20:39It's hard to touch the K of the titan costume.
20:41It's hard to touch.
20:45It's like a wild dog's tail.
20:49It's hard.
20:51Touch it.
20:53It's hard.
20:55It's autumn leaves.
20:57It's autumn leaves.
20:59It's waterless.
21:01It's Kumada Masashi.
21:04Actually,
21:06It was growing again.
21:08There's a little bit.
21:10It's precious, so I'm going to keep it.
21:12Mr. Kumada
21:14I got it like this.
21:16I put a little K on the side.
21:18I put a little K on the side.
21:20I put a little K on the side.
21:22The real K is powder.
21:24The real K is powder.
21:26The real K is powder.
21:28It smells like an old man's beard.
21:31I really need to smell it.
21:33I really need to smell it.
21:35Why don't we smell it?
21:37Why don't we smell it?
21:39I'm sorry.
21:51Mr. Kukki, please smell it.
21:53Why?
21:55I really...
21:57It's heavy!
21:59The smell is heavy!
22:01It's heavy!
22:03It's really heavy!
22:06This is a bit difficult.
22:07It's difficult because you did it on your own.
22:10Daigo-san, could you do my hair?
22:14It's fine.
22:15Really?
22:15It's fine.
22:16Right now...
22:18Right now?
22:19Right now?
22:25Right now!
22:26Right now?
22:29This is the laughter right now!
22:31Let's go!
22:35But it's really cute, right?
22:37Really?
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22:47Daigo-san, could you do my hair?
22:51It's fine.
22:52Really?
22:52It's fine.
22:53Right now...
22:54Right now?
22:55Right now?
22:56Right now?
22:59Is that true?
23:00That's amazing.
23:01That's true.
23:02It's really long now.
23:04That's true.
23:06But it's going to be like this.
23:08It's better to do it on the whole, right?
23:10It's better to do it on the whole, right?
23:11If you do it on all three sides.
23:12If you do it on all three sides.
23:13Then we should take a break, too.
23:15Then we should take a break, too.
23:16Take a break.
23:17It's dangerous.
23:18This receipt is...
23:20I don't know.
23:22I don't know.
23:23I don't know why, but...
23:24I don't know why, but...
23:25I don't know why, but...
23:26I don't know why, but...
23:27I don't know why, but I feel like something strange is going to happen.
23:29That's right.
23:30That's right.
23:31That's right.