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The parents of a broken family are lacking the Christmas spirit. And it shows. Only Krampus and his elves can teach them | dG1fcGpJTHVmeENPNG8
Transcript
00:00You're getting worse every year.
00:04You know...
00:05What?
00:06I'm married into your crazy batch of selfish, dream-killing smartasses?
00:11It's important to remember the true meaning of Christmas.
00:20Kids are not karate!
00:23What's up, daddy-o?
00:24Jesus!
00:26Krampus is coming for you all!
00:28I'm not Krampy, I'm a phoenix!
00:30Don't startle me, you little turdfly!
00:32Or there will be a lynchie instead of a phoenix!
00:40You better sing it for your dead sister's fat cat screeches.
00:45This holiday season, Ven Krampus comped for your children.
00:51Ta-da!
00:56Liars!
00:57From Little Spark Films.

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