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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:48No, I mean you are
00:50Kyoiku ni yokunai to sara te iru koto no naka ni
00:53Jinsei de taisetsu na koto ga kakusare te iru no de wa to utagatte kakaru
00:58He kiyo ikuteki kyoiku ban
01:00Minna TV
01:04Yoisho tsukare, tsukare to
01:06Ha, owatta, owatta
01:07Ah, tsukanko, tsukanko
01:08Nani, Puta?
01:09E, kono ato meshi ikanai?
01:11Aa, ikitakatta kedo ne, kono ato
01:14youtube toranakya ikenainda
01:15Donna no toru no?
01:16Kono ato wa ne, mizuki kite ne
01:19sauna ni iku vlog toru no
01:21E?
01:21Nanka ne, sameshi ga oishii tokoro aru yo
01:23Tte iu no ne, minna ni shoukai shitai kara de
01:27Shikamo ne, kekko kin, kin no mizuburo ga aru toko dakara
01:31sauna no yosa tsutaetai na tte vlog de
01:33Ah, tsukanko
01:34Nani?
01:35Sameshi mo, mizuburo mo, minna, minai
01:39E?
01:40Miru no wa, oppai da yo
01:43E?
01:45Nani, Puta?
01:46Sonna hidoi koto itte
01:47Shika, sugoi ii sauna mitsuketa no
01:50sameshi mo ne, sugoi kodatteru tte iu kara
01:52sameshi wo toni kake, shokurepo
01:53Kyoumi nai, kyoumi nai
01:55E?
01:56YouTube no, mitara ii yo
01:58doko ga motto mo saisei sareta basho mitai na
02:02yama ga, oppai no tokoro de gyuuun to agatteru
02:05E? sameshi no insert no bubun ja nai no?
02:07Ah, mite nai
02:09Ato ne, sauna ne, vlog totta ato wa ne
02:12anime ni mo kuwashii tte iu no misetai kara ne
02:15Hankokku no ne, cosplay shiyou to omotteru nda
02:17Ah, oppai
02:19Oppai da
02:20Oppai anken da
02:23Hajimete no kuso baba
02:27Kumon desu ne
02:28Konkai, jinsei de hajimete jibun no hahaoya ni kuso baba to iu
02:33Fuji no sai, 26 sai
02:35Iwanakute ii yo
02:36Okawasan ni, kuso baba tte itte koto arimasu yo?
02:40Kuso baba wa nai desu ne
02:42Madori hen ja nai ka?
02:43Jitomo, jikka da kara wa nai desu
02:45Jikka dakara da yo
02:46Haha wa yappari yassashiinde
02:50Kuso baba toka wa
02:51Mado aketen da yo
02:53Ii jikka tte mado aken da yo
02:55Kokoro ga itamimasu yo ne
02:57Mo zutto jikka de
02:59Keiwa mi chatten da yo
03:0126 da yo
03:03Chanto jikka de keiwa mirun da
03:05Jikka saikou desu yo
03:07Mukashi no press tte yatteru shiyo
03:09Ii yo, kono CM toka de yaru reizougo ga
03:14Iranee
03:16Nakani kamera
03:18Rakudan de
03:21Umarete kara 26 nen kan
03:23Ryoushin kara aijou tappuri ni sodaterareta hitoriko
03:28Soku ni chiisai koro wa
03:30Okawasan ni bettari
03:32Kirei na okawasan da ne
03:34Daigakusei no toki toka wa
03:36Futari de ryokou toka ittari shite mashita
03:38Soutou nakai yo
03:40Okinawa toka
03:42Hawaii toka
03:44Madori okawasan daisuki
03:46Ienai yo
03:48Sonna Fujino san ga
03:50Hajimete no kuso babaa ni chousen suru no ni wa
03:52Aru omoi wa
03:54Iitai koto aru?
03:56Kono mama zutto jikka de sugosu
03:58Hitoridachi wa shitsuyo da yo ne
04:00Shichibun dekirin mazui no ka na
04:02Iueba ni amaerare naku
04:04Tairo wo tatsu tame no tte koto sa
04:06Doppuri hahaoya ni
04:08Izon shite kita Fujino san
04:10Jiritsu suru timingu wo
04:12Tsukamezu ni mita no de
04:14Kono kuso babaa wo
04:16Hitotsu no kikkake ni shitai to iimasu
04:18Kizume ka
04:20Konkai okawasan ni wa
04:22Jikkagurashi no jittai wo chousa suru
04:24Bangumi to dake tsutaete satsue
04:26Usosugiruna
04:28Soredewa
04:30Kuso babaa challenge
04:32Naisho de start desu
04:34Asa doko itte kureta no?
04:36Sanpo
04:38Shougakukoro
04:40Mae de umoshita
04:42Mae de?
04:44Kabe
04:46Kabe
04:52Yuuzou
04:54Kyou yuuzou janai
04:56Ryokou ni okubi
04:58Ryokou ni ikou
05:00Kimatten janai
05:02Futobu ga soko
05:04Ukenakunatta
05:06Sou kekko okorun
05:08Kekko okorun janai desu ka ne
05:10Jibun de aete
05:12Jibun de aete
05:14Hankou shita koto nai desu shi
05:16Anmari kanashimi no kao wa mitakunai
05:18Mitakunai yo ne
05:20Itte mitai
05:22Ii koto ni wa chousen shimasu
05:24Kejime da ne
05:30Tokutoku no ikizuka yatta sore
05:32Hotel kaejatta
05:34Tocchi wa mou
05:36Nanaji
05:38Heibei
05:40Heibei
05:42Ii yo ne
05:44Iin janai
05:46Kikkake to shite wa
05:48Mae no ga yokatta kedo na
05:50Kuchi kawaiteru yo
05:54Inu
05:56Inu itara iizurai yo
05:58Inu itara iizurai yo
06:00Soresa
06:02Muri na
06:04Muri na
06:06Mada heibei dakara zenzen
06:08Kansai
06:10Kansai
06:12Kansai dekiru mon
06:14Dekiru mon datte
06:16Damen da yo
06:18Daimon
06:20Ryori wo tsukutte iru to omounde
06:22Ajitsuke ni moku wo iyou ka na
06:24Koe seiban da ne
06:26Koe desu ka ne
06:28Sekkaku tsukutte yattara
06:30Yasashii kara na
06:32Kanarazu counter de kuso ga
06:34Ah
06:36It's really good
06:38Ie ore
06:40Janai nda yo
06:42Daikobutsu jan shikamo
06:44Research hitoke yo
06:46Itsumo no yatsu kutte mazui wa nai jan
06:48Shikamo
06:50Plate goto kureteru jan
06:52Katazuke yasui
06:54Arigatou
06:56Doikoto?
06:58Ii yo
07:00Ii yo
07:02Oh
07:04Itsumo to shigau
07:06Ajitsuke teru kara yo
07:08Itsumo no nasu
07:10Kita kita
07:12Kireteru
07:14Ii yo
07:16Ii yo
07:18Ii yo
07:20Chanto okoru
07:22Chanto okotte kureru
07:24Ike ima da
07:26Uruse
07:28Ehhh
07:30Ehhh
07:32Nande kizutsuichau nda yo
07:34Ichi jikan mo
07:36Nani yatte nda yo
07:38Kore wo henshuu shiteru hito ga
07:40Inu daro
07:42Kaa san ya
07:44Free ni natta tte itta jan
07:46Freedance ni natta tte itta jan
07:48Taisho wo yametta jan
07:50Freedance ni natta tte itta jan
07:52Go soudan deshite
07:54Gisu gisu shiteru ya
07:56Ara ara
07:58Ii yo
08:00Soredemo mada ienakattara dou suru desu ka
08:02Okane kashite
08:04Tte itte miyou ka na
08:06Ya
08:08Okane kashite wa chotto itta koto nai desu ne
08:10Amma okane kashite toka
08:12Itcha ikenai to omotte sanda boku wa
08:14Okane wo kashite moraenai desu ka
08:16Okane wo chotto kashite hoshii na
08:18Kashichau?
08:2020 man gurai
08:2220 man gurai
08:24Kurai ga mokasuku yo ne
08:26Kiten no?
08:28Haraenai desu
08:30Zaiki ga
08:32Zaiki ga haraenai desu datte
08:34Datte sa shuunyuu sugoi moratte desu
08:36Kokuminen kid
08:38Kouseinen kid
08:40Ja sore wo kashite
08:42Okane wo patte watasu yori
08:44Sore wo kashite haraenai desu
08:46Hontou ni soumei na okan sa
08:48Hontou ni ii okan sa
08:50Amai nda yo na zenbu
08:52Ah sou?
08:56Mazui
08:58Yabai wa kore kanpeki sugiru
09:0020 man tte datte haraenai desu
09:02Demo ii yo
09:04Itchai itchai
09:06Yui yui yui
09:08Tsugi no tsugi no tsuki shikanai ni natta kora
09:10Kashite kure yo
09:14Ii yo ii yo
09:16Yoshi yoshi yoshi
09:18Zensei wakarenai
09:20Kuso baba
09:22Kono gyoukai wa ikura hanasarete mo
09:24Nattoku wa dekinai
09:26Hanasarimasu ne
09:28Senbatsu bani juu yo gyakuten
09:30Mazu soko ga okashii ja
09:32Sore dake janai desu yo
09:34Anna osokara kaereteko okashii ja
09:36Mimiga itai?
09:38Sonna koto nai yo toka
09:40Omottetara dame da yo
09:42Nani ga wakatte yo
09:44Jissai ni
09:46Kono shigoto ni natte kara
09:48Tobi nakunatchatteru shi
09:50Omae nanjou mo iu kedo sa
09:52Otousan to okaasan wa
09:54Saki ni shirun da yo
09:56Bimbo yusuri
09:58Tomodachi mada yasashii shiraite ikenai yo
10:00Zettai ni
10:02Urusai yo
10:04Kuso baba
10:06Sugoi kata shita shika
10:08Urusai yo
10:10Kuso baba
10:12Urusai yo
10:14Itai itai
10:16Urusai yo
10:18Urusei yo kuso baba
10:20Urusei yo
10:22Urusei yo janei yo
10:24Urusei yo janei yo
10:26Kuso baba
10:28Omae kuso baba kara umaretanda ja
10:42Koko de netabarashi desu
10:46Demo yukato?
10:50Kuso baba tte iu made ni
10:52Ichi jikan ijou kakatteiru desu kedo
10:54Kuso baba to wa mittenai no
10:56Itsumo kuso baba tte nan desu ka?
10:58Kuso baba tte nan desu ka?
11:04Mou chotto suratto ieru ka na
11:06Omotta yori ienakute
11:08Iga taisetsu ni suwase te morte tan da na
11:10Iga taisetsu ni suwase te morte tan da na
11:12Iga taisetsu ni suwase te morte tan da na
11:14I can't help but think about it.
11:16She's so warm.
11:18You don't have to say it.
11:20I don't have to say it.
11:22Yes.
11:24I'm a girl.
11:26I don't know.
11:28A girl?
11:30What is this VTR?
11:32Why are you being so warm?
11:36But it's hard.
11:38You can't say that
11:40if you're such a well-built mother.
11:42It's not that I didn't have a rebellious period.
11:46I was just being careful.
11:48You told me
11:50that I shouldn't say it.
11:52So I asked you to give me the payment sheet.
11:56I was about 200,000 yen short.
11:58Yes.
12:00I'm always worried about you.
12:02I don't know if it's good or bad,
12:04but I don't think I'll be able to go out.
12:06You don't have to go out.
12:08You don't have to go out
12:10You don't have to go out, do you?
12:12Yes.
12:16I don't think I'll be able to see it.
12:22It's Meguro River.
12:24It's not flowing.
12:34Who is it?
12:36Who is it?
12:38Who is it?
12:40Who is it?
12:46How are you?
12:48Long time no see.
12:50Long time no see.
12:52How are you?
12:54I'm tired.
12:56How are you at night?
12:58I don't know.
13:00I don't know.
13:04What are you doing?
13:06What are you doing?
13:08I'm a fireman.
13:10I'm a fireman.
13:12I'm not a fireman.
13:14What do you mean by a fireman?
13:18In the past,
13:20what did you do in elementary school?
13:22What did you do in elementary school?
13:24When I woke up at work.
13:26I didn't do anything at school.
13:28What did you do in junior high school?
13:30What did you do in junior high school?
13:32I was a dog trainer.
13:34Technical training.
13:36That's right.
13:38It was very cool.
13:40It was very cool.
13:42That's right.
13:44So,
13:46did you have any child?
13:48Did you have any child?
13:52I was eating tomatoes!
13:54I was eating tomatoes!
13:58Maybe I had a change of heart at the moment.
14:00Maybe I had a change of heart at the moment.
14:02I thought the cave was an evil cave.
14:04No, no, no.
14:05It's a sacred place.
14:06You're very particular about this kind of stuff, aren't you?
14:09You know, it's sold, right?
14:11Yes, yes.
14:11You should use it once.
14:13It's a new source of excitement.
14:16You're giving me advice.
14:19It's a really nice river, isn't it?
14:21Oh, he's talking about the river.
14:22Don't talk about the river!
14:24There's a duck.
14:25Did you hear that just now?
14:27I don't think so.
14:28I don't think I heard it.
14:29You guys.
14:30I'm glad we got to talk like this.
14:32I'm glad, too.
14:33Why?
14:34Let's talk again.
14:35Yeah.
14:38That's not what I meant.
14:40What's with this embarrassing project?
14:42What was that?
14:42I just saw something amazing.
14:44Don't ever let me cry again.
14:46Please don't.
14:52This is a segment where we don't just tell kids about dreams and hopes,
14:57but also tell them about despair.
15:01We're going to try it, too.
15:02You want to try it?
15:03I'm going to be on the CV side, too.
15:05Let's see what's inside.
15:07Don't say what's inside.
15:09Here we go.
15:09Here we go.
15:10Let's do it for real.
15:11For real.
15:13I'm not going to cheat, and I'm not going to hit women, either.
15:16Okay.
15:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:31Okay.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:14Okay.
16:16What is it?
16:16I just can't seem to concentrate and take it in.
16:21My voice should be heard, right?
16:23Ha ha ha!
16:25I hear my voice to be heard, but I can't concentrate and take it in.
16:29You must be drinking alone.
16:31Right?
16:33This is where you go into the confines of your character.
16:35Say something, will you?
16:37I knew it.
16:38Wait, wait, wait.
16:40You're just going to make it difficult for me to notice.
16:43Wait a minute, I just realized.
16:45Isn't it chaos?
16:48It's like a shit joke.
16:51Well, let's go.
16:53In the end, it's guts.
16:56I got it.
16:58Especially in our work.
17:01After all, people who are popular don't sleep anyway.
17:04I don't sleep.
17:06There are only people who say, when are you sleeping?
17:09But now, people say, don't say guts.
17:15Because of that, you can't do your best.
17:17People will get used to it.
17:20But in the end, if you open the lid,
17:22the one who secretly broke the rule and forced it will succeed.
17:26So if there's something you really want to make come true,
17:29you have no choice but to have guts.
17:33And adults like people who have guts.
17:38In the end, they say, don't force it.
17:40Don't change it quickly.
17:42But they take people who are working overtime with them.
17:45In the end.
17:46Don't force it.
17:48Yes.
17:49Let's go.
17:51At the age when you can buy anything,
17:53there is nothing you want.
17:55I'm sad.
17:57We really don't have anything we want right now, do we?
18:00No.
18:01If I say it now, it's not that I have a lot of money.
18:04I can drink alcohol without worrying about money.
18:08In the past, I couldn't get in here.
18:12The visibility was very narrow.
18:14But at this age, when I go to a university town,
18:18I find a really good shop.
18:21I didn't notice it.
18:23Only Italians had mosaics on their faces.
18:26I know.
18:27They had black lines like in erotic manga.
18:30I really couldn't see it.
18:32I know.
18:33But now, I want to go to a shop like that.
18:37I want to get drunk with my juniors.
18:39I don't have any more happiness now.
18:42If I want something, I buy it.
18:46Maybe.
18:47With your own money.
18:49When you were a student, you got a lot of expensive things.
18:54Yes.
18:55When I was in the second year of college,
18:57I saved money and bought a mattress for 300,000 yen.
19:00Because sleeping is the capital.
19:02You were so good at saving money.
19:04I didn't care.
19:05When I was in the second year of college,
19:07I went to a motel.
19:08I didn't care about the view.
19:10You took a long nap.
19:12Even if I bought clothes there, I didn't care.
19:14I threw them away.
19:15You bought good quality clothes.
19:17I didn't buy cheap clothes.
19:19I only bought a trench coat.
19:21Yes.
19:28I told you to stop.
19:29Stop this project.
19:32I told you to stop.
19:34I don't want to change the river.
19:37Why did you change the river from Meguro River to Teleko?
19:40Where is Urome River?
19:48I can't do this.
19:50Why can I walk so proudly?
19:53Why can't you do this?
19:55I can't do this.
19:57I can't do this.
19:59I can't do this.
20:01I can't do this.
20:02Why are you wearing a suit?
20:07Are you Yamakata?
20:09No, I'm not.
20:11I'm Matsuda.
20:13I'm Kobayashi.
20:15Nice to meet you.
20:16Nice to meet you, too.
20:17It's our first meeting.
20:19Are you working today?
20:21Of course I'm working.
20:23Yes.
20:24I'm taking off my clothes.
20:25I see.
20:27Did you take off your clothes?
20:30No, I didn't.
20:32Nice to meet you.
20:33Nice to meet you, too.
20:34It's a rough story.
20:38By the way, do you watch AV?
20:42That's a scary question.
20:43Yes, I do.
20:44What kind of AV do you like?
20:47I like the one with a lot of people.
20:51What are you talking about?
20:55I like the one with a lot of people.
21:02Do you watch VR?
21:05I'm sorry.
21:06Do you like the one with a lot of people?
21:08I've never seen it before.
21:11It looks like it's right in front of me.
21:15You don't have to look at it.
21:17I like the one with a lot of people.
21:22There are a lot of people.
21:24It's luxurious.
21:25What do you mean by a lot of people?
21:27It's amazing.
21:29That's nice.
21:32When I was a kid, I wondered how long I'd be doing this.
21:38I didn't think I'd be doing this for a long time.
21:43I thought I wouldn't do that if I had a partner.
21:46That's right.
21:47It's getting exciting.
21:49We're getting along.
21:50It's peaceful.
21:52It's a nice place.
21:54You guys are peaceful.
21:56You guys are a symbol of peace.
22:00I think it would be nice to have a river here.
22:05It would be easier to see if there was a river.
22:07I think it would be nice.
22:08I can't do it without a river.
22:09I can't do it without a river.
22:10I can't do it without a river.
22:12Is this the last part?
22:15There are so many good ideas.
22:17Next week, there will be more Minna TV.
22:22Close the door.
22:25I can do it, but I can't.
22:28Minna TV will be broadcast for free on TVer and Abema.
22:33You can also watch the first and second episodes.
22:38Look, I have a good sense of humor.
22:41Your smile is perfect.