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00:00:00The Manzai 2024 Masters
00:00:31Who will be the winner of the 15-member team?
00:00:40The Manzai 2024 Pre-Masters
00:00:46Tsutsumi-san, the season of The Manzai has come again this year.
00:00:50Is it already that time?
00:00:52Yes, it's the beginning of the year.
00:00:54In this Pre-Masters, 15 members of the Manzai team will appear.
00:00:58They will fight for the title of The Manzai 2014 Masters.
00:01:04We are curious about the judging method.
00:01:07Today, the audience will vote.
00:01:12Today, the Manzai team will win.
00:01:15There will be no choice.
00:01:18By the way, the order in which the Manzai team will perform
00:01:22has already been decided by drawing lots.
00:01:27Let's get started.
00:01:29Entry No.1
00:01:31Zig-Zag
00:01:33The Manzai
00:01:43This is the beginning of The Manzai Pre-Masters.
00:01:47I'm Natsuki Mari.
00:01:50I'm Iijun.
00:01:52I'm Zig-Zag with Abe and Jump.
00:01:55Nice to meet you.
00:01:59I'm Zig-Zag with Abe and Jump.
00:02:03I'm sorry to bring such a beautiful castanets.
00:02:07I'm so embarrassed.
00:02:10I'm so embarrassed.
00:02:13I want you to listen to me.
00:02:15I was going to make Takoyaki at home.
00:02:18Takoyaki with Tsurumania Family.
00:02:21I got a Takoyaki machine at home.
00:02:24Takoyaki with Tsurumania Family.
00:02:26Please be quiet.
00:02:29I'm going to use the Takoyaki machine.
00:02:32Tsurumania Family.
00:02:34It's a little noisy.
00:02:36Are you playing with a small and cute one?
00:02:39I'm Chikawa.
00:02:41I'm Dekakimo.
00:02:43So?
00:02:45I'm going to make Takoyaki.
00:02:47I went to a nearby supermarket to buy ingredients.
00:02:50Did you go alone?
00:02:52Yes, I did.
00:02:53If there were two people, it would be a Precure.
00:02:56What do you mean?
00:02:58Precure for two people.
00:02:59Precure for one person.
00:03:00Precure for manicure.
00:03:02Don't say it suddenly.
00:03:05So?
00:03:06I made Takoyaki at home.
00:03:08I bought the ingredients that day.
00:03:10I was able to eat it in no time.
00:03:12In 10 minutes?
00:03:13It's not that fast.
00:03:15It's not 10 minutes.
00:03:16It's the continuation of the travel site.
00:03:18I can't focus on it.
00:03:30What are you singing?
00:03:32JARANQ.
00:03:34Don't waste time.
00:03:36So?
00:03:38I started making Takoyaki from that day.
00:03:41I can eat Takoyaki every day.
00:03:43Don't you get bored?
00:03:44I don't get bored at all.
00:03:46I bake scallops at home every day.
00:03:48I haven't heard of it.
00:03:50I drink alcohol while baking scallops.
00:03:52I smoke.
00:03:53I get excited.
00:03:55The angle of the scallops you baked.
00:03:58I wonder how many degrees it is.
00:03:59I get excited.
00:04:01What do you enjoy?
00:04:03I wonder how many degrees it is.
00:04:06I wonder how many degrees the scallops are.
00:04:08Seafood.
00:04:12You don't have any worries, do you?
00:04:14I have.
00:04:15I've been bald.
00:04:16I don't have any friends.
00:04:17I don't have a girlfriend.
00:04:18You are like a sad Digimon Brothers band.
00:04:21I can't laugh these days.
00:04:23That's all.
00:04:25Hello, I'm Oshimai Foot 2.
00:04:27Shihaha! Shihaha!
00:04:29I'm not polite.
00:04:31Don't be noisy.
00:04:33Soide! Soide!
00:04:34It's been noisy for a while.
00:04:36I make Takoyaki every day.
00:04:38I go to buy ingredients every day.
00:04:40I was misunderstood by the store clerk.
00:04:435th floor, 6th floor, 7th floor, 9th floor, 10th floor.
00:04:46What? 8th floor.
00:04:488th floor, Tenjiku, Tenjiku, Bukibuki.
00:04:50Stop it!
00:04:53What are you doing?
00:04:55Don't be so loud.
00:04:56Whose fault do you think?
00:04:58Karikari-kun.
00:05:00Don't be so loud.
00:05:02What is the flavor of Karikari-kun?
00:05:03Pak!
00:05:04What is this flavor?
00:05:05Let's meet again someday.
00:05:09Until that day, goodbye.
00:05:10It was the flavor of love.
00:05:12What kind of flavor is that?
00:05:14Soda flavor.
00:05:16Don't say it like it's soda flavor.
00:05:19Forgive me.
00:05:21I won't forgive you.
00:05:23Because of you, I couldn't convey my story.
00:05:25I don't like that.
00:05:27I don't like it.
00:05:29What are you?
00:05:33Thank you very much.
00:05:35Thank you very much.
00:05:38Entry No.2
00:05:40Tokyo Hotel
00:05:50Hello, we are Tokyo Hotel.
00:05:52Thank you very much.
00:05:54Thank you very much.
00:05:56This is sudden.
00:05:58I have a job I want to try.
00:06:00A job you want to try.
00:06:01What is it?
00:06:02I want to be a newspaper reporter.
00:06:03A newspaper reporter.
00:06:04Isn't it cool?
00:06:05That's right.
00:06:06I'm going to be a senior.
00:06:07I'll be a junior reporter.
00:06:08Please come in.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:10I'm Takaki, a newcomer.
00:06:12Nice to meet you.
00:06:14Your voice is thin and low.
00:06:16Your voice is thick and high.
00:06:18How did you hear my voice?
00:06:20It's a good voice.
00:06:21It's a good voice.
00:06:23My name is Ikebukuro Koi.
00:06:25Ikebukuro Koi.
00:06:27It's a name in front of Otsuka Ai.
00:06:31Ikebukuro Otsuka Sugamo.
00:06:33It's a great name.
00:06:35But the manager is better.
00:06:37What's the name of the manager?
00:06:39Yokohama Ketchup.
00:06:41Yokohama Ketchup.
00:06:43It's a name like Kawasaki Mayo.
00:06:47It's a great name.
00:06:49But the president is better.
00:06:51What's the name of the president?
00:06:53Obrager Gorilla.
00:06:55Obrager Gorilla.
00:06:56It's a name in front of Opan Chu.
00:07:00It's a great name.
00:07:02It's a great name.
00:07:03Let's get to work.
00:07:04Please.
00:07:05What's your first job today?
00:07:07It's Hinose Suzu's wedding press conference.
00:07:09It's the first day.
00:07:11It's a great day.
00:07:12Please do your best.
00:07:13I understand.
00:07:14Senpai, Suzu-chan came out.
00:07:15Please look this way.
00:07:17Hey, the host is coming in.
00:07:20Get out of the way, host.
00:07:22The host is coming in.
00:07:23Get out of the way.
00:07:25It's a voltage of Tori-Tetsu.
00:07:28It's too sharp.
00:07:29The host is coming in.
00:07:30The host is coming in.
00:07:32If you say that, Suzu-chan will be angry.
00:07:34My husband is not feeling well.
00:07:36Don't make fun of me.
00:07:37Suzu-chan came back with Oshima Yuko's haircut.
00:07:41You said that Takamina is not feeling well.
00:07:44She left.
00:07:45Then there is no news on one side.
00:07:46Let's go back and ask for information.
00:07:48Let's do that.
00:07:49Did you get any information?
00:07:50Is there anything?
00:07:51You idiot.
00:07:52Don't think that such news will be displayed on one side.
00:07:54You are very angry.
00:07:55Senpai, what kind of news was it?
00:07:57Fujii Sota joined WANIMA.
00:07:59It's a misunderstanding.
00:08:01Fujii Sota joined WANIMA?
00:08:04It's a misunderstanding.
00:08:06Is there anything else?
00:08:07You idiot.
00:08:08Is there any news on one side?
00:08:10Senpai, what kind of news was it?
00:08:12Ririko was split into two.
00:08:14It's a misunderstanding.
00:08:16Ririko was split into two?
00:08:18It's a misunderstanding.
00:08:20It's not good.
00:08:21It's not good.
00:08:22You idiot.
00:08:23Don't think that such news will be displayed on one side.
00:08:26Senpai, what kind of news was it?
00:08:28A bomb was dropped on Kabuki-cho.
00:08:30It's a misunderstanding.
00:08:32It's a news that the spirit of journalism is wrong.
00:08:34You should go.
00:08:35I'm going now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37Is it a moving loop?
00:08:39It's rare.
00:08:40I arrived.
00:08:41I'm going to Kabuki-cho.
00:08:42If you think it's dangerous, you must scoop it.
00:08:44I understand.
00:08:45Is there anyone dangerous?
00:08:46Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:08:47Something is coming.
00:08:48Move, move, move.
00:08:49Who is this?
00:08:50If it's about glasses, leave it to us.
00:08:52It's a rampaging gang.
00:08:55Move, move, move.
00:08:56It's not a rampaging gang.
00:08:57It's a rampaging gang.
00:08:59It's the police.
00:09:01Something is coming.
00:09:02Peepo, Peepo, Peepo, Peepo, Peepo.
00:09:05It's a wild Peepo-kun.
00:09:07It's a Peepo-kun before he was banished.
00:09:10What is this? It's disgusting.
00:09:12Everyone, gather.
00:09:13It's the police.
00:09:14A bomb was dropped here.
00:09:15A bomb?
00:09:16Search thoroughly.
00:09:17If you find this, it's a big scoop.
00:09:19Where is it?
00:09:20Where is it?
00:09:21Where is it?
00:09:22Where is it?
00:09:23I can't find it.
00:09:24Well, it doesn't matter.
00:09:25It's time to search for the plastic umbrella.
00:09:28It's too short.
00:09:29Thank you very much.
00:09:32Thank you very much.
00:09:33Thank you very much.
00:09:34Thank you very much.
00:09:36Tomorrow at 7 p.m.,
00:09:37The Manzai 2024 Masters.
00:09:42Once a year,
00:09:43the Manzai Masters will show their full potential.
00:09:48Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:09:53Once a year,
00:09:54the Manzai Masters will show their full potential.
00:09:57The Manzai 2024 Masters.
00:10:00Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:10:02The next Manzai Masters are these people.
00:10:06Entry No.3
00:10:08EVAS
00:10:09The Manzai
00:10:18Hello, I'm EVAS.
00:10:20Nice to meet you.
00:10:21Nice to meet you.
00:10:22Nice to meet you.
00:10:24When I was in middle school,
00:10:26I was in the baseball club.
00:10:27I practiced too much,
00:10:28so I got a baseball elbow injury.
00:10:30Baseball elbow injury?
00:10:31Yes.
00:10:32That's the reason I quit the club.
00:10:34I still have it.
00:10:35Even at this age,
00:10:36it still hurts.
00:10:37It's quite painful.
00:10:39Baseball elbow injury?
00:10:40Yes, baseball elbow injury.
00:10:42The ball that the pitcher throws,
00:10:45you hit it with your elbow instead of the bat?
00:10:49That's called elbow baseball.
00:10:52What I'm talking about is baseball elbow injury.
00:10:54Elbow baseball?
00:10:57Elbow baseball is when the pitcher throws the ball,
00:10:59and you hit it back with your elbow.
00:11:01It was a painful time when I was a student.
00:11:03I wasn't made to do that.
00:11:04What?
00:11:05I wasn't told to hit the Yankees with my elbow.
00:11:07Oh, really?
00:11:08No, no, baseball elbow injury.
00:11:09Isn't the word baseball elbow injury strange?
00:11:11What word?
00:11:12Because the words related to baseball are
00:11:14professional baseball,
00:11:16youth baseball,
00:11:17and I think the word baseball will be used in the second half.
00:11:19That's because baseball is the main topic.
00:11:22Professional baseball.
00:11:24Professional baseball.
00:11:25What I'm talking about is the elbow injury caused by baseball.
00:11:29Elbow baseball.
00:11:31My elbow injury is baseball elbow injury.
00:11:34My elbow injury is baseball elbow injury.
00:11:38Can you say that in front of Ichiro?
00:11:39What?
00:11:41What?
00:11:43I don't want you to get offended,
00:11:45but as someone who quit baseball in middle school,
00:11:47isn't it arrogant to call your elbow baseball elbow?
00:11:51I didn't say that in that sense.
00:11:53What?
00:11:54I didn't say that my elbow is baseball elbow
00:11:56just because I gave it to Ichiro or Darvish.
00:11:58Oh, you didn't?
00:11:59It's a proper nickname.
00:12:00Nickname?
00:12:01The elbow I hurt in baseball is baseball elbow.
00:12:03The elbow I hurt in tennis is tennis elbow.
00:12:05It has a name.
00:12:06I see. If you hurt it with something,
00:12:07it will be called a round elbow.
00:12:08Yes, that's right.
00:12:09Mr. Itamae holds hundreds of sushi a day,
00:12:13so you often say that the burden on the elbow is not half.
00:12:15First of all, I heard that for the first time.
00:12:18In this case, Mr. Itamae, what kind of elbow is it?
00:12:20In that case, it's a sushi elbow.
00:12:23Sushi elbow?
00:12:24Yes, but I've never heard of it.
00:12:25Not an elbow sushi?
00:12:26It's not an elbow sushi.
00:12:28Then what is an elbow sushi?
00:12:30An elbow sushi is a sushi with an elbow on the rice.
00:12:34This is an elbow sushi.
00:12:36Do you want to eat it?
00:12:37What do you mean?
00:12:38What?
00:12:39I don't want to eat it.
00:12:40Then whose elbow is it?
00:12:41No, it's Mr. Itamae's.
00:12:43Then Mr. Itamae holds the rice by himself,
00:12:45puts his elbow on it, and makes an elbow sushi?
00:12:47If there is an elbow sushi, isn't that right?
00:12:50You can't hold sushi anymore.
00:12:52That's right.
00:12:54Then it's the last sushi.
00:12:56I have no regrets in my sushi life.
00:13:02What do you do if you are asked to wait in the room?
00:13:04If I ask you, I'll eat it.
00:13:06Your elbow?
00:13:07I'll eat it.
00:13:09Then Mr. Itamae will hurt his elbow.
00:13:11I'll hurt my elbow.
00:13:12Then in this case,
00:13:13because Machida ate it,
00:13:14his elbow is injured,
00:13:15so it's called Machida elbow?
00:13:18Yes.
00:13:19That's right.
00:13:20Because Machida injured his elbow,
00:13:22so it's called Machida elbow.
00:13:23It's not an elbow sushi?
00:13:24It's not an elbow sushi.
00:13:25Then what is an elbow sushi?
00:13:27An elbow sushi is a sushi with hundreds of pictures of my elbow,
00:13:30and when you pull it,
00:13:31it becomes a huge Machida.
00:13:36That's an elbow sushi.
00:13:37You wear it as a T-shirt.
00:13:39It's a rule.
00:13:40It's a rule.
00:13:41Thank you very much.
00:13:43Thank you very much.
00:13:44Thank you very much.
00:13:47It's amazing.
00:13:49He did everything just by talking about his elbow.
00:13:51That's right.
00:13:53Tomorrow at 7 p.m.,
00:13:54The Manzai 2024 Masters.
00:13:59Once a year,
00:14:00the Manzai Masters will perform their best.
00:14:05Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:14:06Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:14:10The Manzai 2024 Masters.
00:14:14The next Manzai Master is this person.
00:14:18Entry No. 4
00:14:20Nachos.
00:14:21The Manzai.
00:14:28Hello, I'm Nachos.
00:14:29Nice to meet you.
00:14:30Nice to meet you.
00:14:32Everyone,
00:14:33I have confidence in my singing.
00:14:35That's what I want to say.
00:14:36You're listening, aren't you?
00:14:38You are.
00:14:39That's right.
00:14:40I'm not good at it.
00:14:41You're not good at it.
00:14:42The other day,
00:14:43my friend told me
00:14:44that we should go to karaoke together.
00:14:47You don't want to do that.
00:14:48That's right.
00:14:49I'm not good at it.
00:14:50Can I practice
00:14:51when we go to karaoke?
00:14:54You can practice
00:14:55when you go to karaoke alone.
00:14:59I want everyone to listen to it once.
00:15:01It hurts me.
00:15:02Even though you're not good at it?
00:15:03Yes.
00:15:04If you're not good at it,
00:15:05I don't want you to listen to it.
00:15:07No, that's not it.
00:15:08If you don't practice singing,
00:15:09you can't be good at it.
00:15:11You're not good at it,
00:15:12so I want you to listen to it.
00:15:14You want me to listen, right?
00:15:15I see.
00:15:17You're good at it, right?
00:15:20You're bad at it.
00:15:21No, no, no.
00:15:22There are people like that.
00:15:23You're not good at it, right?
00:15:24There are people like that around me.
00:15:25You're good at singing,
00:15:26but you're not good at it.
00:15:28When you sing,
00:15:29people say,
00:15:30Yeah
00:16:00Oh, okay.
00:16:00Wait a minute.
00:16:01Ah.
00:16:01Ah.
00:16:02Ah.
00:16:02Ah.
00:16:03Ah.
00:16:03Ah.
00:16:04You're definitely good at imitating echo as soon as you get in.
00:16:07You're definitely good at it.
00:16:09What should I sing?
00:16:10What should you sing?
00:16:11There's a repertoire.
00:16:12I'm not sure.
00:16:13What are you not sure about?
00:16:14Electric Encore.
00:16:15Melody.
00:16:16You're not sure about Tanuki Koji.
00:16:18I think you're good at it.
00:16:20Today, I'll sing Kobukuro no Sakura.
00:16:22You have a lot of repertoire.
00:16:24Ten, ten, ten, ten.
00:16:26You're really bad at it.
00:16:28Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
00:16:32In a nameless flower.
00:16:34See?
00:16:35I told you.
00:16:36Hey.
00:16:37Hey.
00:16:38What's with this time?
00:16:39It's a waste of time.
00:16:40Give it back.
00:16:41It's all as I said.
00:16:43It's not noisy.
00:16:45He's not noisy.
00:16:47He's trying to sing in his own world.
00:16:49He can't sing.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Don't try to make me sing.
00:16:54To stand out.
00:16:56It's hot.
00:17:05Hey.
00:17:16You did it.
00:17:26What are you trying to do?
00:17:28Not that.
00:17:29I don't understand.
00:17:32You're good at singing.
00:17:34What are you doing?
00:17:37What are you doing?
00:17:39Not that.
00:17:40You're good at singing.
00:17:42You adjusted the echo.
00:17:44You're listening too much.
00:17:47Look at you.
00:17:49I really hate you.
00:17:52Stop it.
00:17:54Stop it.
00:17:55You're crazy.
00:17:56Why do you sing like Koji Tamaki?
00:17:59I don't want to go to karaoke with you.
00:18:00It's you.
00:18:01Thank you very much.
00:18:03Thank you very much.
00:18:04Thank you very much.
00:18:06Both of you are good.
00:18:08You have a good voice.
00:18:09You have a good voice.
00:18:10Sumi, are you good at karaoke?
00:18:11I'm not good at it at all.
00:18:13I'll give you an echo.
00:18:17Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:18:18The Manzai 2024 Masters.
00:18:23Once a year, the Manzai Masters perform their best.
00:18:29Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:18:33The next Manzai Masters are these people.
00:18:37Entry No. 5
00:18:39Champions, The Manzai.
00:18:48Hello, we are the Champions.
00:18:51Thank you very much.
00:18:52Thank you very much.
00:18:54I'm Osaki, the most interesting person in the world.
00:18:57That's a great name.
00:18:58Yes.
00:19:04And he is...
00:19:05Dai-chan.
00:19:11It's over.
00:19:12Stop it.
00:19:13Stop it.
00:19:18This is the peak of manzai.
00:19:22It's not like that.
00:19:23It's not like that, but let's do our best.
00:19:25It's sudden, but...
00:19:26What is it?
00:19:27I want to be the person who goes to the convenience store.
00:19:29You want to be the person who goes to the convenience store?
00:19:30Yes.
00:19:31That's rare.
00:19:32Is that so?
00:19:33I know you want to be the clerk at the convenience store.
00:19:34That's right.
00:19:35Then I have to be the clerk at the convenience store.
00:19:36Can I?
00:19:37Yes, you can.
00:19:38Then I'll be the clerk.
00:19:39Come to the convenience store.
00:19:40Let's go.
00:19:43Thank you for waiting.
00:19:44There is a convenience store here.
00:19:46Let's go in.
00:19:50Wait a minute.
00:19:51I'm sorry.
00:19:52The door.
00:19:53The door.
00:19:54Four coins.
00:19:55The door.
00:19:56And the lifeguard.
00:19:57The door.
00:19:58The lifeguard went in by himself.
00:20:00The door...
00:20:01It was like this.
00:20:03It's a win.
00:20:05I thought it was a spaceship.
00:20:07I see.
00:20:08I thought I had to be an alien.
00:20:10We are...
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:13That's not true.
00:20:14It's a win.
00:20:15Win!
00:20:20Win!
00:20:21That's right.
00:20:22Win!
00:20:23That's good.
00:20:24Win!
00:20:25You can do it.
00:20:26Win!
00:20:27That's good.
00:20:28Win!
00:20:29That's right.
00:20:30Win!
00:20:31You can do it.
00:20:32Win!
00:20:33That's good.
00:20:34Win!
00:20:35You can do it.
00:20:36Win!
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:40There's a convenience store here.
00:20:41Let's go in.
00:20:43Win!
00:20:44That's right!
00:20:48That's right!
00:20:51It's a system where all humans laugh.
00:20:55Right?
00:20:56Right?
00:20:57That's not true.
00:20:58It's okay.
00:20:59It's a win.
00:21:00Is it okay?
00:21:01It doesn't matter what the door is.
00:21:02Let's go forward.
00:21:03Win!
00:21:04It's okay.
00:21:05I'm sorry.
00:21:06Win!
00:21:07Welcome.
00:21:08Win!
00:21:09Welcome.
00:21:10Win!
00:21:11Welcome.
00:21:12Win!
00:21:13Welcome.
00:21:14Let's go.
00:21:15I'm sorry.
00:21:18There's a convenience store here.
00:21:19Let's go in.
00:21:21Win!
00:21:22It's a win.
00:21:24It's a win.
00:21:27It's a win.
00:21:30I knew it.
00:21:32I knew it.
00:21:34I knew it.
00:21:37I knew it.
00:21:39What are ya? What do you like me? Talk to you about a combini?
00:21:41I'm a whole
00:21:42Tony won't make it much
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:46We need to go, yeah
00:21:48I'm a whole
00:21:50I'm a whole
00:21:52I'm a whole
00:21:54I'm a whole
00:21:56I'm a whole
00:21:58I'm a whole
00:22:00I'm a whole
00:22:02I'm a whole
00:22:04I'm a whole
00:22:06I'm a whole
00:22:08I'm sure
00:22:38Oh, it's...
00:22:39BEEP BEEP BEEP.
00:22:41There's a convenience store over here.
00:22:43Let's go in.
00:22:57BEEP!
00:22:58Oh!
00:22:59Yeah!
00:23:00Yeah!
00:23:03I'm going to change my mind.
00:23:05I'm going to change my mind.
00:23:07I've been with him for years.
00:23:09I know what he's thinking.
00:23:12I'm going to change my mind.
00:23:14Can I go to the Family Restaurant next time?
00:23:16I'll give you a refund.
00:23:17I'm going to change my mind.
00:23:21That's all for today.
00:23:24Thank you very much.
00:23:28It's a world view.
00:23:29It was very intense.
00:23:31It's a system where all mankind laughs.
00:23:33It is.
00:23:34Let's move on.
00:23:36Win!
00:23:39Entry No. 6
00:23:41Mama Tart
00:23:43The Magic
00:23:45Mama Tart!
00:23:50Hello!
00:23:51I'm Mama Tart.
00:23:52Nice to meet you.
00:23:53Nice to meet you.
00:23:56I found a good park the other day.
00:23:58Really?
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:00I wanted to go to the park too.
00:24:01Really?
00:24:02Let's go together next time.
00:24:03Thank you so much.
00:24:06It's a good park.
00:24:08It's a really good park.
00:24:10It's a really good park.
00:24:12There's a yu-gi-oh!
00:24:13I did it when I was a kid.
00:24:16I broke it in one shot.
00:24:19I broke it in one shot.
00:24:20There's another one.
00:24:21There's another one?
00:24:22I broke it in one shot.
00:24:25Don't turn around.
00:24:26There's another one.
00:24:27There's another one?
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:30I don't break it and play.
00:24:32What are you doing?
00:24:33There's a swing.
00:24:34There's a swing?
00:24:36Don't do anything.
00:24:38Don't break it in one shot.
00:24:40Don't do anything.
00:24:41Oh, Ben Beckman.
00:24:43I don't do anything.
00:24:44I don't do anything.
00:24:45I don't do anything.
00:24:46You're not doing anything.
00:24:47You're not doing anything.
00:24:48What would you do if a kid like this came?
00:24:49I wouldn't have such a kid.
00:24:50What would you do?
00:24:51This park is okay.
00:24:52Let's play on the sand.
00:24:53Let's play on the sand.
00:24:54The sand is not broken.
00:24:55What do you mean it's not broken?
00:24:56I don't remember playing with that in mind.
00:24:59Let's make a big castle.
00:25:00Let's make a big castle.
00:25:01This is amazing.
00:25:02This is amazing.
00:25:03It's a really big castle.
00:25:04Don't rub your eyes with such a hand.
00:25:05You're right.
00:25:07It's going to be bright red.
00:25:08This is the best castle.
00:25:09It's amazing.
00:25:10It's the best castle.
00:25:11It's the best castle.
00:25:12It's the best castle.
00:25:13But what if there was a horse like this in the war era?
00:25:17In the war era?
00:25:18What would you do if there was a horse like this?
00:25:22That horse would win.
00:25:25If there was a horse the same size as this castle, that person would win.
00:25:33ORAAAA!
00:26:03ORAAAA!
00:26:33I was thrown into the middle of the jungle, but I can't get it anymore.
00:26:37Oh, I see. I'll put on my running shoes.
00:26:39I'll put on my running shoes and do my best.
00:26:41All my energy is dead.
00:26:43All my energy is dead.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47I haven't played in the park at all.
00:26:49Thank you very much for the defense.
00:26:51Thank you very much.
00:26:55Entry No.7
00:26:57Nightingale dance
00:26:59The Monja
00:27:01Good morning!
00:27:03Good morning!
00:27:05Good morning!
00:27:07Good morning!
00:27:09Nightingale dance!
00:27:11Please!
00:27:13Thank you very much!
00:27:15I'm a top batter.
00:27:17You're not a top batter.
00:27:19Let's do our best.
00:27:21I'm not Genki DJ.
00:27:23I'm Nightingale dance.
00:27:25When I passed by the host club the other day,
00:27:27the host was scolded by a girl.
00:27:29It was hard.
00:27:33You'd better be the host!
00:27:35I'll be the host.
00:27:37I'll be the girl.
00:27:39I haven't been scolded by a girl, but I'll do my best.
00:27:41Do your best.
00:27:45What? I can't contact Takei on my birthday.
00:27:47What's going on?
00:27:49I'll kill you.
00:27:51Does Doraemon work at this club?
00:27:53What is this place? Whatever, let's go in.
00:27:57Welcome!
00:27:58Who the hell are you?
00:27:59It's me! It's me! It's me!
00:28:00It's me! It's me!
00:28:01It's me! It's me!
00:28:02It's me! It's me!
00:28:03It's me! It's me!
00:28:04It's me!
00:28:05I'm sorry, I'm doing one-on-one today.
00:28:07Alone?
00:28:11Don't say, it's me!
00:28:13Who the hell are you?
00:28:14I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:28:15I wrote, the light of hope.
00:28:17I've been in a sword fight before.
00:28:20Are you talking about Shuji?
00:28:23I thought it was your name.
00:28:25My name is Nakano Nakaltin.
00:28:26Nakano Nakaltin?
00:28:27My feeling is,
00:28:28I can't stop you!
00:28:29Don't say, I can't stop you.
00:28:31Don't forget Shuji.
00:28:33Why are you so angry?
00:28:34Hakuya can't contact me anymore.
00:28:36What should I do?
00:28:37This is all I can do.
00:28:38No, you don't have to do that.
00:28:39Pilates.
00:28:40Let's do Pilates.
00:28:42What the hell is this?
00:28:44Tateya, don't get carried away by me.
00:28:46Don't get carried away by you.
00:28:47There are too many people who get carried away.
00:28:49Do you know what they are called?
00:28:50What?
00:28:51Ootemachi.
00:28:52Too many.
00:28:55Are you called Ootemachi?
00:28:56I'm Kabukicho's Ootemachi.
00:28:58Which one?
00:28:59Kabukicho or Ootemachi?
00:29:01Once again, I'm Kabukicho's Ootemachi, Nakano.
00:29:03That's a mess.
00:29:06Where are you now?
00:29:07Anyway, tonight, I'll be your OG.
00:29:10Be my OG.
00:29:11Don't you practice more than we do?
00:29:15Don't be my OG.
00:29:18Be my OG.
00:29:19By the way, it smells really good.
00:29:20You're wearing something, right?
00:29:21Chanel No. 5.
00:29:24The voice of a nostalgic friend
00:29:31suddenly revives
00:29:35Traveler's Day No. 2.
00:29:37Don't do it together.
00:29:41Chanel No. 5.
00:29:42This wide...
00:29:43Don't sing.
00:29:44This wide...
00:29:45It's a course that costs more than 20,000 yen.
00:29:47In the sky...
00:29:49Don't sing.
00:29:51When should I take off my eyes?
00:29:52Now.
00:29:53Now?
00:29:54Take them off.
00:29:57What's wrong with him?
00:29:58He's better than the other guys.
00:30:00Hey!
00:30:01Don't look at anyone else's blonde glasses and blue suits.
00:30:04There's no one else.
00:30:06You're the only one who's doing this.
00:30:08Sit down.
00:30:09I didn't show you.
00:30:10What do you want to drink?
00:30:11Bring me champagne.
00:30:12Is that 20,000 yen?
00:30:13Of course.
00:30:14Thank you for the finger heart.
00:30:15It's not a finger heart.
00:30:16It's a license.
00:30:17Is it your birthday today?
00:30:18That's right.
00:30:19Happy birthday to you.
00:30:22It's high.
00:30:23Happy birthday to you.
00:30:25It's high.
00:30:27The glass is broken.
00:30:28What are you doing?
00:30:30It's high.
00:30:34Are you a security guard?
00:30:36Shut up.
00:30:37Bring me tequila.
00:30:38Tequila?
00:30:39With a pitcher.
00:30:40Calm down.
00:30:41Tequila?
00:30:42Is this enough?
00:30:43Are you crazy?
00:30:45Thank you very much.
00:30:46Thank you very much.
00:30:48Thank you very much.
00:30:51It's the first time I've been in a store.
00:30:52It's so different.
00:30:54I'd like to go to the store where the clerk is.
00:30:56I'd like to go.
00:30:57One drink is enough.
00:30:58That's right.
00:30:59It's enough.
00:31:00It's enough.
00:31:04Starting at 7 p.m. tomorrow,
00:31:0630,000 years old.
00:31:072024 Masters.
00:31:09I'm nervous.
00:31:10Why are you saying that?
00:31:11I'm the most nervous.
00:31:12I'm sweating the most.
00:31:13I want to laugh.
00:31:14Don't laugh in front of me.
00:31:16Once a year,
00:31:17Only the chosen ones can stand.
00:31:19Ultimate Manzai stage.
00:31:25Mr. NOSTA is Manzai.
00:31:26Mr. NOSTA is Manzai.
00:31:27Mr. NOSTA is Manzai.
00:31:30I'm nervous.
00:31:32I don't think I'll do it here.
00:31:34We're having a little trouble this year.
00:31:35It's not perfect.
00:31:38It's a mess.
00:31:39It's okay.
00:31:40It's a mess.
00:31:41I'm nervous.
00:31:43Manzai video.
00:31:48The Manzai.
00:31:492024.
00:31:507 p.m. tomorrow.
00:31:52The next Manzai Masters are these people.
00:31:56Entry No. 8.
00:31:58YARENS.
00:31:59The Manzai.
00:32:05Nice to meet you.
00:32:06I'm YARENS.
00:32:07Nice to meet you.
00:32:08I'm Mizuki.
00:32:09Nice to meet you.
00:32:10Nice to meet you.
00:32:11My name is Masaki.
00:32:12It's noisy.
00:32:13It's not that loud.
00:32:14Please laugh.
00:32:17It's noisy.
00:32:20My teeth hurt.
00:32:21It's poison.
00:32:22It's poison.
00:32:23I want to go to the dentist.
00:32:25Be careful.
00:32:27If the dentist is a strange dentist,
00:32:28you won't be able to receive proper treatment.
00:32:29It's okay.
00:32:35He's inhaling his own saliva.
00:32:38This is bad.
00:32:40He wasn't inhaling.
00:32:41He was just saying,
00:32:42like this.
00:32:43What should I do?
00:32:44It's the end of the Edo period.
00:32:46It's the end of the Edo period.
00:32:47It's the end of the Edo period.
00:32:48It's the end of the Edo period.
00:32:49What should I do?
00:32:52Are you Dazai?
00:32:53No, I'm not.
00:32:56I have a picture of Dazai.
00:32:57I don't say,
00:32:58I'm Dazai.
00:32:59Really?
00:33:00No, I'm not.
00:33:01What happened today?
00:33:02My teeth hurt.
00:33:03Your teeth hurt?
00:33:04Were your teeth born?
00:33:05No, they weren't.
00:33:06They're like turtles.
00:33:07They're like turtles.
00:33:08What?
00:33:09Turtles don't have teeth?
00:33:10No, they don't.
00:33:11Even if I tell a turtle to bite something,
00:33:12it won't bite anything.
00:33:14Take care.
00:33:15What did you say?
00:33:17Your teeth hurt?
00:33:18My teeth hurt.
00:33:19When did they hurt?
00:33:20Yesterday.
00:33:21How long did they hurt?
00:33:22I don't know.
00:33:23It depends on your skills.
00:33:25My skills?
00:33:26Of course, it depends on my skills.
00:33:29It might be a tooth decay.
00:33:30It might be a tooth decay.
00:33:31I don't know which tooth is a tooth decay,
00:33:32so I'll pull it out as soon as I can.
00:33:33Are you stupid?
00:33:34You're a big pervert.
00:33:35You're a big pervert.
00:33:36You're not a crocodile.
00:33:37You're not a crocodile.
00:33:38Look at it properly before you do it.
00:33:39Okay.
00:33:40What's wrong?
00:33:42Why are you so angry?
00:33:43I was being naughty.
00:33:44You were being naughty?
00:33:45I ate Tenshin and drank Chinese tea.
00:33:46You were being naughty.
00:33:49Take care.
00:33:50What did you say?
00:33:51Look at it properly.
00:33:52Okay.
00:33:53I'll start with the teeth.
00:33:54The teeth?
00:33:55Yes.
00:33:56Why did you bring a water dispenser?
00:33:57Bring a cup.
00:33:58I have a size S, M, L.
00:33:59You can use whatever size you want.
00:34:00I'll use L.
00:34:01Why L?
00:34:02You just need to bite.
00:34:03You just need to bite.
00:34:04I'll use S, M, L.
00:34:05You can use L.
00:34:07You can only get water from the dispenser.
00:34:08It takes time to use L.
00:34:12Do you have a favorite band?
00:34:13You don't have to say it.
00:34:15I like Eiji.
00:34:16You like a band.
00:34:20I like Tamasaburo.
00:34:21You're being silly.
00:34:22I like Konpari.
00:34:23What's Konpari?
00:34:24Here you go.
00:34:26You're not going to do it?
00:34:28Why are you doing it?
00:34:29Open your mouth.
00:34:30I see.
00:34:31I'm a first-class runner.
00:34:32Why are you only looking at me?
00:34:33I couldn't see you because you were too fast.
00:34:34Then look at me properly.
00:34:35I'll look at you slowly.
00:34:36I'll look at you slowly.
00:34:40Why are you looking at me like that?
00:34:42I'm not looking at you.
00:34:43I'm just shaking.
00:34:44What time is it?
00:34:46Open the mouth!
00:34:47What?
00:34:48Mushi-Ban Ichi Chou Hyaku!
00:34:50Don't say it like that.
00:34:52What's that?
00:34:53It's a great mushi-ban.
00:34:54It's a mushi-ban?
00:34:55Let's take a lentogen.
00:34:56It's a lentogen.
00:34:57It's not a lentogen.
00:34:58It's not a lentogen.
00:34:59It's not a lentogen.
00:35:00It's not a lentogen.
00:35:01It's not a lentogen.
00:35:02It's not a lentogen.
00:35:03It's not a lentogen.
00:35:04It's not a lentogen.
00:35:05It's not a lentogen.
00:35:06It's not a lentogen.
00:35:07I told you.
00:35:09I told you so many times.
00:35:10This is Konikaminorta.
00:35:11It doesn't matter.
00:35:12It's a lentogen.
00:35:13It's here.
00:35:14Don't put oil here.
00:35:15Why did you come in here?
00:35:16What are you doing?
00:35:17Did you get a lentogen?
00:35:18Let's look at the lentogen.
00:35:19Let's look at it.
00:35:20Wow, you have two mushi-bans.
00:35:21One is yours.
00:35:22Because we took it together.
00:35:23You have one mushi-ban.
00:35:24I have four.
00:35:25You have more.
00:35:27What are you doing?
00:35:28Let's cut the leaves.
00:35:29Let's cut it.
00:35:30Which do you want?
00:35:31Scratch or my leaves?
00:35:32It's decided by the drill.
00:35:34Before you cut it,
00:35:35please say stop.
00:35:36Is my leaves shaved ice?
00:35:37Please make it straight.
00:35:38Straight or something.
00:35:40There's a needle inside.
00:35:41I didn't know there was a needle inside.
00:35:42Oh, it's all over the place.
00:35:44What are you doing?
00:35:45That's impossible.
00:35:48Can you make it next time?
00:35:49Don't end it.
00:35:50Thank you very much.
00:35:56Why are you pushing me?
00:35:58I'm a big fan of Mr. Narahara.
00:36:00I'm a big fan of Mr. Narahara, too.
00:36:03Tomorrow at 7pm, The Manzai 2024 Masters!
00:36:09Once a year, the Manzai Masters will put on a real show!
00:36:15Tomorrow at 7pm!
00:36:20The next Manzai Masters are these people.
00:36:23Entry No. 9, Osaka Cleopatra!
00:36:28Osaka Cleopatra!
00:36:34Hello, we're Osaka Cleopatra!
00:36:39We're here with Bungee NG Rie-chan and Shinrei NG Katsunobu-san.
00:36:44Thank you very much.
00:36:47Do whatever you want!
00:36:50It's not the time to choose.
00:36:52That's right.
00:36:55If I were to be in a love drama, I'd definitely be a high school girl.
00:37:02No way!
00:37:0443 years old!
00:37:06I'd be popular if I wore a school uniform.
00:37:09If I were to be in a love drama, I'd definitely be a handsome high school boy.
00:37:14I'd be so popular!
00:37:15That's a bad expression.
00:37:18I'd be popular if I wore a school uniform.
00:37:20I see.
00:37:22Let's do a love drama together!
00:37:24Let's do it!
00:37:26Let's start with a collision scene.
00:37:29Oh no, I'm late!
00:37:31I told you to wake me up!
00:37:36I can't start from there.
00:37:39I have to put on make-up.
00:37:40I want to start running.
00:37:43But Rie-chan is doing her best.
00:37:45If I keep running, I'll hit something.
00:37:48So I'll keep running.
00:37:50That's enough! I'm taking a break!
00:37:51Don't take a break!
00:37:53You can't take a break!
00:37:55What about the collision scene?
00:37:56I was talking to my parents.
00:37:57That's rude.
00:37:58You can't do that.
00:37:59You have to do it with your body.
00:38:02I'm late! I'm late!
00:38:03You're late!
00:38:05You're physically weak!
00:38:07Where are you looking and walking?
00:38:08Are you a woman?
00:38:09What?
00:38:10Stop it!
00:38:12It's a love drama.
00:38:13It's a love drama.
00:38:14We'll be back in the classroom.
00:38:15I'll be the transfer student.
00:38:17Please follow me to the classroom.
00:38:19I'm Yamauchi.
00:38:20I transferred today.
00:38:21Nice to meet you.
00:38:23You bumped into me!
00:38:25What are you talking about?
00:38:27I was in my clothes.
00:38:28I don't know where my shoulder is.
00:38:29This is a four-leaf clover.
00:38:30This is a four-leaf clover.
00:38:32I'll find you, so please follow me.
00:38:33Teacher, where should I sit?
00:38:35I know where I should sit.
00:38:38You're the one from earlier!
00:38:39Is this a horror movie?
00:38:41I have to run.
00:38:42You're a ghost.
00:38:43It's a love drama.
00:38:44It's a love drama.
00:38:45I'm sorry.
00:38:46You've been bitten before,
00:38:47but you've been bitten before.
00:38:50Why did you decide to run an event like a festival?
00:38:52You bought this lip gloss.
00:38:53It's cute, right?
00:38:56Am I running this event?
00:38:58Am I your assistant?
00:39:00Teacher, I can't run this kind of event.
00:39:02I'd be better off dead if I did.
00:39:04Teacher, can we do it again?
00:39:06Wait, that's too much!
00:39:10Are you a friend?
00:39:11Are you a friend?
00:39:12Let's do this again.
00:39:13This is a different kind of mana.
00:39:14I'm in the middle of preparing for the cultural festival.
00:39:16Oh, I see.
00:39:17Yamada-san, you do that. I'll do this.
00:39:19Ow! I cut my finger.
00:39:22You're such a douchebag.
00:39:23What?
00:39:24You'd better put this on.
00:39:25It's dirty!
00:39:27Yuritsuma!
00:39:28I don't have a bandage.
00:39:29Here's the bandage.
00:39:31I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
00:39:33Here you go.
00:39:34What is it?
00:39:35200 grams of Kirimanja.
00:39:37Beans?
00:39:39Pull it out if you like.
00:39:40You're pulling it out in a different way.
00:39:42I'm happy with the drink.
00:39:43Oh, the drink?
00:39:44I'm happy with the drink.
00:39:45After the cultural festival, the distance between us gets shorter.
00:39:47I see.
00:39:48Thanks to you, it was the best cultural festival.
00:39:51Me too.
00:39:52You're a good guy.
00:39:53You too.
00:39:54Just kidding.
00:39:55It's a lie.
00:39:56You're being fooled.
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Wait!
00:39:59I won't forgive you.
00:40:10How was it?
00:40:11I can't watch it.
00:40:12I can't watch it.
00:40:14I'm not a big fan of you.
00:40:16We don't have a drama.
00:40:20Thank you for watching Moewa.
00:40:22Thank you very much.
00:40:27Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:40:29The Manzai 2024 Masters
00:40:33Once a year, the Manzai Masters will be serious on the stage.
00:40:38Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:40:43Once a year, the Manzai Masters will be serious on the stage.
00:40:47The Manzai 2024 Masters
00:40:50Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:40:53The next Manzai Masters are these people.
00:40:56Entry No.10
00:40:58Long Coat Daddy
00:41:00The Manzai
00:41:08I'm Long Coat Daddy.
00:41:09Nice to meet you.
00:41:10Nice to meet you, too.
00:41:11You're close to the audience.
00:41:13I've been curious about something.
00:41:15Kissa Tenno Master is cool, isn't it?
00:41:17Kissa Tenno Master.
00:41:18Kissa Tenno Master.
00:41:19You solve the problems of the audience.
00:41:21I admire you for that.
00:41:23I've only thought about that.
00:41:25Really?
00:41:26Yes.
00:41:27That's perfect.
00:41:28I've only thought about that.
00:41:29Let's go.
00:41:30I'll solve the problems of the audience.
00:41:33Can you do that?
00:41:34Yes.
00:41:36What kind of guests will come today?
00:41:39I've made a big mistake at work.
00:41:42What should I do?
00:41:44There's a Kissa Tenno here.
00:41:46Let's go in.
00:41:47Bouldering Mogura.
00:41:50Wait a minute.
00:41:52What's wrong?
00:41:53What are you doing?
00:41:54What?
00:41:56Karankoron Karanya.
00:41:58What?
00:41:59Kissa Tenno's entrance is Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:02What did you say?
00:42:04Bouldering Mogura.
00:42:06Me?
00:42:07You can't climb the wall from the ground.
00:42:09What are you doing?
00:42:11Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:12Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:13Are you okay?
00:42:14I'm okay.
00:42:15Can you do that?
00:42:16Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:18What kind of guests will come today?
00:42:21I've made a big mistake at work.
00:42:23There's a Kissa Tenno here.
00:42:25Let's go in.
00:42:26Handmade contact.
00:42:27What are you doing?
00:42:29What are you doing?
00:42:31What did you say?
00:42:32Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:33What did you say?
00:42:34Handmade contact.
00:42:37You can't look at it.
00:42:40You can't.
00:42:42You can't look at it.
00:42:45What are you doing?
00:42:46It's white over there.
00:42:47I know it's Karankoron Karanya, but it's white over there.
00:42:50Before you come in, I'll say it's Karankoron Karanya.
00:42:54That's helpful.
00:42:55Can you do that?
00:42:56Please.
00:42:57Let's decide.
00:42:59What kind of guests will come today?
00:43:01I've made a big mistake at work.
00:43:03There's a Kissa Tenno here.
00:43:05Let's go in.
00:43:06Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:07Handmade contact.
00:43:08Hey!
00:43:10Come here!
00:43:13Come here!
00:43:15Handmade contact?
00:43:18I don't know how good it is, but I'll bite it with both hands.
00:43:21What are you doing?
00:43:23What are you doing?
00:43:24It's white over there.
00:43:25It's Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:27It's white over there.
00:43:28It's white over there.
00:43:29It's white over there.
00:43:30I don't know how good it is, but I'll bite it with both hands.
00:43:32Please do it.
00:43:33Please do it.
00:43:34Please do it.
00:43:36What kind of guests will come today?
00:43:38I've made a big mistake at work.
00:43:40What should I do?
00:43:41There's a Kissa Tenno here.
00:43:42Let's go in.
00:43:44Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:45Karankoron Karanya?
00:43:46Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:48Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:49What?
00:43:50What?
00:43:51What?
00:43:54Did I say Karankoron Karanya?
00:43:56You said Karankoron Karanya.
00:43:57It's white over there.
00:43:58It's white over there.
00:43:59What?
00:44:01It's white over there.
00:44:02It's amazing.
00:44:03You were good at nine characters.
00:44:04I was protected by nine characters.
00:44:05I'm not good enough.
00:44:06It's amazing.
00:44:08It's embarrassing.
00:44:09It's embarrassing.
00:44:10It's embarrassing, so I'll go home.
00:44:12Thank you very much.
00:44:13Thank you very much.
00:44:19Entry No. 11
00:44:21Maruseiyu
00:44:23The Manja
00:44:27Thank you very much.
00:44:29Thank you very much.
00:44:30Thank you very much.
00:44:32I'm Maruseiyu.
00:44:33Nice to meet you.
00:44:37Thank you very much.
00:44:38I'm Tsuda from Maruseiyu.
00:44:40I'm Beppu.
00:44:41Nice to meet you.
00:44:42I'd like you to remember me.
00:44:46My friend was in trouble with a thief.
00:44:49A thief?
00:44:50He ran into a thief in his house.
00:44:53What should I do?
00:44:54I can't do anything, so I ran away.
00:44:56You have to catch him.
00:44:57Why did you run away?
00:45:00Actually, it's hard to catch a thief.
00:45:03If you don't catch him, I'll call the police.
00:45:07Can you do that?
00:45:08You look like a small-time representative.
00:45:10I'll do it all the time.
00:45:11What's that?
00:45:13Don't look at me like that.
00:45:15It's my favorite gag.
00:45:16You don't have to do it all of a sudden.
00:45:17I've been doing it for eight years.
00:45:18Give it up.
00:45:20If you don't do it for eight years, it won't be popular.
00:45:22I'll keep doing it.
00:45:23I don't know.
00:45:24Can you do that?
00:45:26Yes, I can.
00:45:28For example, when you go to the theater, you go home.
00:45:33You don't have to talk to the audience.
00:45:35Thank you for the picture.
00:45:36Thank you for the handshake.
00:45:37Thank you for the autograph.
00:45:38You don't have to do that.
00:45:41You don't have to pretend to be popular.
00:45:43Everyone was an old man.
00:45:44It's rare.
00:45:46I'm glad to hear that.
00:45:48I used to be a workaholic.
00:45:49Don't lie to me.
00:45:50You've never been a workaholic, have you?
00:45:52When you go to the theater, you go home.
00:45:54I always go to the supermarket before I go home.
00:45:56You don't have to do that.
00:45:57You don't have to go to the supermarket.
00:45:58I go to Mekabuto, Negi, and Gyumonbo Block.
00:46:00What's that for dinner?
00:46:02You don't have to go shopping.
00:46:04I'm good at cooking.
00:46:05What's the appeal?
00:46:06I'm good at cooking small gratin.
00:46:08You don't have to do that.
00:46:10What do you mean by small gratin?
00:46:12You don't care about the size, do you?
00:46:13Size is important.
00:46:14When you go to the supermarket, you make it at home.
00:46:16When you open the door and go in, the door is open.
00:46:18You don't have to do that.
00:46:20Why are you so positive?
00:46:22You're disgusting.
00:46:23I'm from Miyazaki.
00:46:24I don't know if you're from the countryside or Tojima 2000.
00:46:26I'm from Miyazaki, but my name is Beppu.
00:46:28Shut up.
00:46:31You don't have to say what you don't need to say.
00:46:33You don't have to do that.
00:46:34The door is open.
00:46:35If you think it's weird, you're in the room.
00:46:37I always do that.
00:46:38You don't know.
00:46:40Your room is dirty, so you don't know.
00:46:42The kitchen is clean.
00:46:43What kind of pride is that?
00:46:44You don't have to do that.
00:46:45If you think it's weird, look at the back.
00:46:50Mr. Tsuda.
00:46:51It's not me.
00:46:53You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
00:46:55Otsuda.
00:46:56You don't have to do my gag.
00:46:58You don't have to do my not-so-popular gag.
00:47:00Let's play Uno.
00:47:01You don't think so, do you?
00:47:02You don't think so even if we play Uno, do you?
00:47:04Otsuda doesn't think so.
00:47:05You're noisy.
00:47:06I don't think so because you're here.
00:47:08You're a thief.
00:47:09Did you want to play Uno?
00:47:11I'm not saying you're a thief.
00:47:15I'm not shouting you're a thief.
00:47:18You're noisy.
00:47:19I'm not shouting you're a thief.
00:47:20You're a thief, so you run away.
00:47:21I'm not saying you're a thief.
00:47:23You're a thief, so you run away.
00:47:25You're a fool.
00:47:27It's not like you bought a huge weapon.
00:47:30It's not a big deal.
00:47:32You're not the type to say you're getting revenge.
00:47:34It's embarrassing.
00:47:36You should say you caught me and report me.
00:47:39You're a coward.
00:47:40You're not getting revenge.
00:47:42Don't make a face like a shit and get revenge.
00:47:44What about the leeks?
00:47:45You bought leeks, but it's not here.
00:47:47Where do you live?
00:47:48Minegishi, Minami.
00:47:49Where do you live?
00:47:50You don't have to force it.
00:47:52I like Marugari no Toki.
00:47:53There's no one like that.
00:47:54Huh?
00:47:55I'm telling you to catch him.
00:47:56184-110.
00:47:57Why are you so secretive?
00:47:58It's not like I'm trying to be secretive.
00:48:00I'm just a talent.
00:48:01No one thinks you're a talent.
00:48:03I'll tell you right away.
00:48:05You don't tell jokes, do you?
00:48:07I definitely do.
00:48:08Don't do a joke you don't know.
00:48:09You don't have to do a joke you don't know.
00:48:10If you say that, I'll be sad.
00:48:11I don't know.
00:48:12No one knows.
00:48:13It's a good time.
00:48:14How many jokes do you have?
00:48:15How many jokes do you have?
00:48:17Is that a joke?
00:48:18You're just saying the lines.
00:48:19If you say that, I'll kill you.
00:48:25I'll kill you.
00:48:27This is all because of you.
00:48:29You're a good guy.
00:48:30You don't have to follow me.
00:48:31I've been doing my eyebrows.
00:48:33You don't have to say that.
00:48:34You don't have to say that I did my eyebrows.
00:48:36Catch him and call the police.
00:48:37Hello.
00:48:38I'm Marseille.
00:48:39You don't have to say that.
00:48:40I caught a thief.
00:48:41You don't have to say that.
00:48:42Thief.
00:48:43Thief.
00:48:44You don't have to say that.
00:48:51You're really funny.
00:48:52I want a friend like Beppu.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:56I want him to be happy every day.
00:48:58Entry No. 12
00:49:00Sentinel
00:49:01The Mother
00:49:08Hello. I'm Sentinel.
00:49:13I think you can tell right away, but he's the type of guy who'd eat with a rapper.
00:49:19You didn't release a song or anything, did you?
00:49:21And he's the type of guy who'd bring home food with a tupperware.
00:49:24I wouldn't do that!
00:49:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49:26I won't leave any food for you.
00:49:29I'm going to eat it all.
00:49:30I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49:31I'm sorry for saying such weird things.
00:49:32I'm Tomisato, half-Taiwanese and half-African from Saitama prefecture.
00:49:41If you're watching this with a green screen, you'll only see my neck.
00:49:43There's no one here, so it's okay.
00:49:44I'm sorry.
00:49:45It's okay, I'm not wearing green.
00:49:47In the future, I'd like to experience the real gambling in Las Vegas.
00:49:54I see.
00:49:55Then I'll do it for you.
00:49:57You're so quick-witted.
00:49:58I can make it feel like I'm overseas.
00:50:00What do you mean?
00:50:02I can do it.
00:50:03You're going to do it like that?
00:50:04Then I'll do it like I'm going to Japan.
00:50:06This is overseas, but you can do it in Japanese.
00:50:11I'll let him do it.
00:50:13You only know Japanese, right?
00:50:15It's okay if you do it for me.
00:50:17So this is the casino in Las Vegas.
00:50:19I'm getting excited.
00:50:21You look like a real gambler.
00:50:24He's talking to me.
00:50:26What is it?
00:50:27I'm the only one in Las Vegas who looks like a casino and is kissing at the entrance.
00:50:31You only have cigarettes.
00:50:33You can just go inside.
00:50:35What are you doing at the entrance?
00:50:36Can I gamble with you?
00:50:37Gamble with me?
00:50:38I'll bet everything on you.
00:50:40What do you mean?
00:50:41The country is Vietnam.
00:50:42Gender is female.
00:50:43Name is Gwenlyn.
00:50:45Mother's name is Noriko.
00:50:46Weight is...
00:50:4770 kilos.
00:50:49You only guessed my mother's name.
00:50:52What is this?
00:50:54I'm so scared.
00:50:55What did you just do?
00:50:56This gamble is my loss.
00:50:58I don't care.
00:50:59Why did Noriko come out of Vietnam?
00:51:01What was that?
00:51:03I'm called a revolver in this world.
00:51:05What a terrible nickname.
00:51:06Why do you have such a gun name?
00:51:08I used to buy 2 liters of water with my pocket money.
00:51:10That's a lot of money.
00:51:13You're losing a lot.
00:51:16Have you ever been that poor?
00:51:18Your tattoo on your shoulder makes me dizzy.
00:51:20I'm scared of tattoos.
00:51:21I've been shown too much in Las Vegas.
00:51:22So I'm digging deep into the eye of a dice.
00:51:25Isn't that a half-hearted injection?
00:51:28The eye of a dice.
00:51:31I'm not scared.
00:51:32If you say so, I'll take you to the casino.
00:51:34What did I just say?
00:51:37You can play cards, billiards, bowling, and hockey here.
00:51:41Spotcha?
00:51:44Isn't it a lineup of spotcha?
00:51:46It's a greeting in your country.
00:51:48I didn't say Spotcha like Koncha.
00:51:51It's completely different.
00:51:52There's a building like that.
00:51:53Spotcha.
00:51:54If you come to Japan, you'll be embarrassed.
00:51:56Ignore it and it's over.
00:51:57Today's Oichiban will begin.
00:51:59Everyone, the mundial poker will begin.
00:52:01Draw three cards from the top of the triangle.
00:52:03Trash the spade and start the game.
00:52:06It's over.
00:52:07Let's start the game.
00:52:09It's funny.
00:52:11I didn't understand anything.
00:52:12That's right.
00:52:14I didn't understand anything.
00:52:17It's too bad.
00:52:18I don't understand anything.
00:52:19What's the time now?
00:52:20I'll bet everything on this.
00:52:21Why?
00:52:23You don't know the rules, do you?
00:52:24I feel like I'm following the rules today.
00:52:25Remember me.
00:52:27Noriko.
00:52:28That's my mom.
00:52:30Open the card.
00:52:31Heart, heart, heart.
00:52:33Which one is it?
00:52:34I don't know.
00:52:36I don't know what's going on.
00:52:38I won.
00:52:39Dealer, you don't say that.
00:52:41I won.
00:52:42Dealer, you don't do that.
00:52:43I did it.
00:52:44I won.
00:52:45Don't go.
00:52:46It's a medal game.
00:52:47It's round one.
00:52:51It's round one in Las Vegas.
00:52:54There's no round one in Las Vegas.
00:52:55Why are you losing?
00:52:57Thank you very much.
00:52:59Thank you very much.
00:53:27Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:53:29The next manzai poet is this person.
00:53:32Entry No.13
00:53:35Nekorisu-Zu
00:53:37The Manzai
00:53:39Hello.
00:53:43Hello.
00:53:44I'm Nekorisu-Zu from Tate-no-Yamagen.
00:53:46Nice to meet you.
00:53:48Thank you very much.
00:53:50Ooh.
00:53:51It's not ooh.
00:53:53I wanted you to say hello.
00:53:55I'm a samurai.
00:53:57Do you go somewhere in the winter?
00:54:02No, I don't.
00:54:04Don't you go somewhere with your juniors?
00:54:09No, I don't.
00:54:11Don't you have a place you want to go?
00:54:13Wow, wow, wow.
00:54:14Wow, wow, wow.
00:54:15You don't get used to talking.
00:54:17You hear a lot of things.
00:54:19Ooh, wow, wow.
00:54:20What's that?
00:54:22Baby.
00:54:24What?
00:54:25It's a baby.
00:54:26What?
00:54:27It's a baby.
00:54:30What do you mean?
00:54:32You're an old man.
00:54:33You're 41 years old.
00:54:36He's called Tate-no.
00:54:37He wasn't like this before.
00:54:39He's been saying it's a baby for a year.
00:54:42I think a lot of people don't understand.
00:54:44To put it simply,
00:54:45he's trying a new character for the 21st year of his career.
00:54:49What kind of timing is that?
00:54:53Stop it.
00:54:54Character?
00:54:55No, no, no.
00:54:56It's annoying.
00:54:57No, no.
00:54:58It's a baby.
00:55:01No, it's not.
00:55:03If it's a baby, it's too big.
00:55:07How much does it weigh?
00:55:0880,000 grams.
00:55:09It's 80 kilos.
00:55:11Don't say it's like a baby.
00:55:13Why do you want to be a baby in the first place?
00:55:16Because it's the cutest.
00:55:17What?
00:55:18I wanted to be the cutest, so I became a baby.
00:55:21What are you trying to say?
00:55:24It's disgusting.
00:55:26Stop it.
00:55:30Stop it.
00:55:33Stop trying to correct yourself.
00:55:35Stop saying nonsense.
00:55:38Cooperate.
00:55:39Why?
00:55:41Why do you have to do that?
00:55:43If the person next to you explains that it's a baby,
00:55:46the person next to you will think it's a baby.
00:55:48No way.
00:55:49Don't say nonsense.
00:55:51I don't care if I become a baby or not.
00:55:53I'm holding an important key.
00:55:55You're holding a strange key.
00:55:58Don't hold a strange key.
00:56:01Please.
00:56:02Where is the baby?
00:56:04You're an old man.
00:56:06One.
00:56:08One.
00:56:10If I really think you're a baby,
00:56:13if I can explain that you're a baby,
00:56:16people will be excited.
00:56:20I'm serious.
00:56:22I'll do it.
00:56:25You're so cute.
00:56:27Where did you come from?
00:56:28You should hold it down a little more.
00:56:29You're overdoing it.
00:56:32There's no one like that.
00:56:34There's no one like that.
00:56:35Give me a hug.
00:56:37Hug?
00:56:41It looks heavy.
00:56:42It's heavy.
00:56:4380,000 grams.
00:56:46Does it look heavy?
00:56:48What?
00:56:49Does it look heavy?
00:56:50It's heavier than me.
00:56:53Come here.
00:57:06What?
00:57:08I didn't do anything.
00:57:10Come here.
00:57:12You're mean.
00:57:16You're mean for a long time.
00:57:19What are you doing?
00:57:20I'm angry.
00:57:23Where is the baby?
00:57:25Do you want to do it?
00:57:27I woke up.
00:57:28You woke up.
00:57:29Don't do it again.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31I'll be a baby cat.
00:57:32That's enough.
00:57:39Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:57:41The Manzai 2024 Masters
00:57:45Once a year, the manzai masters will be serious.
00:57:51Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:57:56The Manzai 2024
00:57:58Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
00:58:00The next manzai masters are these people.
00:58:03Entry No. 14
00:58:06Entry No. 9
00:58:15Hello, I'm No. 9.
00:58:16Nice to meet you.
00:58:21I have a girlfriend.
00:58:24When I first started dating her,
00:58:26I was asked what I was doing for a living.
00:58:29I'm an entertainer.
00:58:31When I said I was an entertainer,
00:58:32she said wait a minute.
00:58:34Wait a minute?
00:58:35I want to know.
00:58:36Give me a hint.
00:58:38You want to know in a fun way.
00:58:40A hint.
00:58:42It's a job to stand in front of people.
00:58:44Clothing is important.
00:58:46There is a big competition.
00:58:49She said she was a figure skater.
00:58:52Figure skater.
00:58:55Maybe I'm right.
00:58:58I said, that's right.
00:59:01That's right?
00:59:05She thinks I'm a figure skater.
00:59:09I don't think so.
00:59:11I think she believes me.
00:59:13An entertainer and a figure skater are completely different.
00:59:15You'll be found out.
00:59:16In the sense that they both skate.
00:59:24What?
00:59:25We've never skated.
00:59:27I have.
00:59:31I don't want to say it.
00:59:33I have.
00:59:34I don't want to say it.
00:59:35Anyway, I said it.
00:59:37I'll hide that I'm an entertainer.
00:59:39I'll be a figure skater in the future.
00:59:41Do you like to hide it in the future?
00:59:42I'll hide it in the future.
00:59:43I've come this far.
00:59:44I'm a figure skater.
00:59:45You'll be found out.
00:59:46You'll be found out.
00:59:47You'll be asked a lot.
00:59:48I'll be asked a lot,
00:59:49but I can answer like a figure skater.
00:59:53I've never seen you at the Olympics.
00:59:56How do you feel?
00:59:58The Olympics is a figure skating competition.
01:00:00The figure skating I want to do
01:00:02is a figure skating to express beauty.
01:00:04I'm not interested in the Olympics.
01:00:06Skate, skate, skate.
01:00:07You said skate the other day.
01:00:08You'll be found out.
01:00:11You'll be found out.
01:00:12What?
01:00:13What are you doing?
01:00:15Skate, skate, skate.
01:00:16You said skate the other day.
01:00:17You're an entertainer.
01:00:18It's more like an episode.
01:00:20It's not an episode.
01:00:21You're making it real.
01:00:22You'll be found out in the conversation.
01:00:24We're just talking.
01:00:25Are you thinking about marriage?
01:00:27Right now.
01:00:28I'm thinking about marriage,
01:00:29but I've never been married,
01:00:30so let's practice.
01:00:31You can't!
01:00:33Practice!
01:00:35Only comedians practice.
01:00:37You should practice.
01:00:39Practice is fine. Let's practice.
01:00:41This is it.
01:00:43This is where comedians are confirmed.
01:00:45Then say hello to your parents over there.
01:00:47What? As a figure skater?
01:00:49As a figure skater.
01:00:51What is that? Do it!
01:00:53Nice to meet you. I'm a figure skater.
01:00:55I think you're weird.
01:00:57I've seen a figure skater.
01:00:59Say it!
01:01:01What?
01:01:03Say it!
01:01:05I'll be in trouble if you say it.
01:01:07I won't.
01:01:09Say it!
01:01:11I'll be in trouble if you say it.
01:01:13Even if you say you're a comedian,
01:01:15there's no place for you in the dojo.
01:01:25I don't understand.
01:01:29I don't understand.
01:01:31You were so scared.
01:01:33Stop it. Say it.
01:01:35I won't.
01:01:37If you lose in sumo, say it.
01:01:39Why?
01:01:41You'll be surprised if I say it.
01:01:43I'll be happy if you watch a comedy show.
01:01:45Of course.
01:01:47You're Japanese.
01:01:49Go.
01:01:51Let's go.
01:01:53I'll say it.
01:01:55I won't.
01:02:03Entry No.15
01:02:05Lady Sheep.
01:02:07The Mother.
01:02:13Good morning.
01:02:15I'm Lady Sheep.
01:02:17Nice to meet you.
01:02:21My back hurts.
01:02:23I'll do my best.
01:02:25I'll do my best.
01:02:27The other day,
01:02:29I went to watch a rugby match
01:02:31with my friend.
01:02:33Rugby is good.
01:02:35I'm a rugby fan, so I know.
01:02:37I was moved by rugby for the first time.
01:02:39Rugby is really moving.
01:02:41Men fight seriously.
01:02:43I was so moved that I cried after the match.
01:02:45It changed my life.
01:02:47I recommend it.
01:02:49I'm 178 cm tall
01:02:51and weigh 50 kg.
01:02:53You're light.
01:02:57I don't have any sports experience.
01:03:01I want to be a Japanese rugby player.
01:03:03No!
01:03:05No!
01:03:07No!
01:03:09Why?
01:03:11You're so mean.
01:03:13What do you think about rugby?
01:03:15The player said
01:03:17he would be happy if the number of rugby players increased.
01:03:19I won't tell you.
01:03:21I won't tell anyone
01:03:23except you.
01:03:25Stop it!
01:03:27If you really want to play rugby,
01:03:29you should try it.
01:03:31It's strange that
01:03:33you're playing rugby in front of the police station.
01:03:35It's more safe than I thought.
01:03:37Stop it!
01:03:39I'm reading a book on nutrition
01:03:41to get fitter.
01:03:43You're full of stories.
01:03:47Who studies rugby?
01:03:49You're stupid.
01:03:51Stop thinking about it.
01:03:53It's important to pursue your dream.
01:03:55You have a Rookies in your house.
01:03:57I'll burn it in front of you.
01:03:59I'll grill meat on a burning fire.
01:04:01You'll get bigger.
01:04:03Stop it.
01:04:05You can't be serious from now on.
01:04:07You can do it as a hobby.
01:04:09You can do it as a child.
01:04:11You can do it as a hobby.
01:04:13I want to do it in the tension of life or death.
01:04:15It's not your life.
01:04:19What are you talking about?
01:04:21Have you ever thought about me?
01:04:23If you thought about me,
01:04:25you wouldn't say such a thing.
01:04:27That's why you say
01:04:29you want to pursue your dream.
01:04:31Stop it!
01:04:33Do you understand?
01:04:35It's not like this.
01:04:41What's wrong with you?
01:04:43Your body is shaking.
01:04:45I'm not shaking.
01:04:47I know my body better than you do.
01:04:49I'm Aqua Times.
01:04:51I don't know.
01:04:53I used to sing Aqua Times.
01:04:55I don't know.
01:04:57Stop it.
01:04:59Rugby is not about the size of your body.
01:05:01It's about the size of your feelings.
01:05:03I'll teach you.
01:05:05I can't stop it.
01:05:07Stop it.
01:05:09I can't stop it.
01:05:11I can't stop it.
01:05:13I can't stop it.
01:05:15Live in me, Hosoda.
01:05:17Do you see?
01:05:19I'm doing my best.
01:05:21Hosoda.
01:05:23Are you alive?
01:05:25I gave up rugby
01:05:27and became the representative of Amefto.
01:05:29Thank you very much.
01:05:31Thank you very much.
01:05:33Thank you very much.
01:05:35The two teams who won this fierce battle
01:05:37will participate in
01:05:39tomorrow's The Manzai 2024 Masters.
01:05:41Don't miss
01:05:43the following highlights from this week.
01:05:45The Manzai 2024 Masters
01:05:47The Next Day
01:05:51From tomorrow at 7pm,
01:05:53The Manzai 2024 Masters!
01:05:55Why am I so nervous?
01:05:57I'm the most nervous.
01:05:59I'm sweating the most.
01:06:01I just want to make people laugh.
01:06:03The ultimate stage
01:06:05only the chosen ones can perform.
01:06:07I'm so happy.
01:06:08I'm so happy.
01:06:12Don't stop.
01:06:13Don't stop.
01:06:14Don't stop.
01:06:15Don't stop.
01:06:17I got carried away.
01:06:18I can't believe I'm doing this here.
01:06:20We're having a little bit of a fight this year!
01:06:22It's not perfect.
01:06:24You're in big trouble.
01:06:26I said OK.
01:06:27You're in big trouble.
01:06:30Manzai Miguel!