Aired (December 4, 2024): Patibayan ng dila sina MC at Lassy nang kumain sila ng sili. Panoorin ang video na ito.
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00:00You have to do it like that.
00:02You're telling me to do it.
00:03No, because the clock said remaining 2 minutes.
00:05We're used to not being followed.
00:07That's why.
00:09He's getting confused.
00:11There you go.
00:12I'm getting closer.
00:13You're getting closer.
00:15Issa can get closer.
00:16Go, go.
00:17That's why this is called Kilos.
00:19Because there's Kilos.
00:20Kilos?
00:21You need to pass one so it's Kinos.
00:26The smell is so strong.
00:27Can you smell it, people?
00:29It smells good.
00:30Are you hungry?
00:31Yes.
00:32You deserve it.
00:33Do you want to add chili?
00:35Is it black?
00:36Do you want to add extra chili?
00:37The chili is spicy.
00:38He's eating it whole.
00:39How?
00:40He's like a baby.
00:41One more time.
00:43Babe.
00:44How does a gentle man try to be arrogant?
00:48Babe.
00:49You don't have a reaction.
00:50You're eating it whole.
00:51You're eating it whole.
00:53You're brave.
00:54You know that I'm your favorite.
00:57You know that.
00:58Oh, my God.
01:01And his partner will bite him so he's sweet.
01:04They're so cute.
01:05Back to you.
01:06Babe, I'm biting.
01:07You do it, babe.
01:09I'm biting.
01:11You do it.
01:12Oh, yes.
01:15He's licking.
01:16He's licking.
01:17He's licking.
01:18He's licking.
01:19He's licking.
01:20He's licking.
01:22He's licking.
01:23He's not eating it.
01:24Ma'am, we need ingredients for our hamburger.
01:26Is that a charcoal sauce or spaghetti?
01:28Ma'am, we no longer need charcoal sauce.
01:30We're only going to need water.
01:37Ma'am, we don't need water.
01:38We don't like charcoal sauce.
01:40Ma'am, use the charcoal sauce instead.
01:42Ma'am, we don't need to buyselling water.
01:44Can you put a lot of ice, please?
01:45We're going to withstand the spiciness.
01:48Is that true?
01:50Yes, ma'am.
01:52She says it's true.
01:53Very products.
01:54And it's also for cleaning.
01:58We'll know if Lassie's face has a reaction.
02:01How?
02:02If you sip it.
02:04I'll eat the calamansi.
02:07Can Lassie do it?
02:08Yeah.
02:09Do you accept the challenge?
02:10Yeah.
02:11If Lassie's face has a reaction?
02:12Of course.
02:13Okay, let's see.
02:14Go reaction?
02:15No, let's see if there's a reaction.
02:16Go MC.
02:19There's no cut?
02:20No.
02:21Bite it like it's really fresh.
02:23Bite.
02:24Go.
02:25Ouch.
02:26There.
02:27Ouch.
02:31It's like there's a reaction just below the nose.
02:35Huh?
02:36It's like you're still lacking in the buttocks.
02:38Your breath has a reaction.
02:40That's too much.
02:42What?
02:43Ouch.
02:48It's okay now.
02:50Come here.
02:51She didn't taste it.
02:52Isa, do you want to taste what she made?
02:55You don't eat meat?
02:57I do, but it's okay.
02:59It's good to make mayonnaise.
03:01It's the same.
03:03It depends on how much mayonnaise she added.
03:06She added a lot of mayonnaise.
03:08She doesn't want to taste the mayonnaise.
03:10Come here.
03:11It's because it's French fries.
03:12I'll taste it later if I need to.
03:15Okay.
03:16Let's go to number 2.
03:18Thank you, brother.
03:19In what we're doing, you really think we're getting something?
03:22We're just playing.
03:23Raymark.
03:24Raymark.
03:25Number 2.
03:26Number 2 can come down now.
03:27Raymark.
03:28In your scene, do you have to convince sexy girls?
03:34There are sexy girls, beautiful girls who want boobs,
03:38but they're a bit choosy.
03:40You have to convince them.
03:41Go.
03:43Hello, ma'am.
03:44Good afternoon.
03:45Do you want to buy our boobs?
03:47Wow.
03:48It's so cheap and it's on the budget.
03:49How can you be sure that your boobs won't splatter?
03:52When you said boobs earlier,
03:54it's like everything splattered.
03:56What's that?
03:57Boobs.
03:58It's so good that you'll forget your name.
04:02Why would you say your boobs?
04:05How can you say that your boobs are good?
04:07This is the boobs that I keep coming back to.
04:09I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
04:10I don't need to come back.
04:11There's something like that.
04:13Is that allowed?
04:14You have a personality.
04:15Can I taste it?
04:16How is it?
04:17Go ahead.
04:18Say boobs first.
04:22Say boobs three times.
04:23Say, super special boobs.
04:25Go.
04:26Super special boobs.
04:30Say, it's so good.
04:33It's so good.
04:34Yes, perfect.
04:37His is full.
04:40Is he dead?
04:42He doesn't care because he's concentrated.
04:45Concentrated?
04:48He just needs milk.
04:49Concentrated.
04:51He's concentrated.
04:52Concentrated.
04:55Concentrated.
04:57Hey!
05:01What's so special about that?
05:03It's like he's not happy.
05:05He doesn't want to come back.
05:07No, because he's concentrated.
05:09I'm concentrated.
05:11I have a task.
05:13Concentrated.
05:16Why don't we do evaporated?
05:19Condensated.
05:21Okay, let's do condensation.
05:22What's that?
05:23My arm hurts, son.
05:26Okay, Kuya, what's that?
05:28Chili.
05:29Kuya, what's so special about your boobs?
05:33Kuya, he's busy.
05:35I don't want to answer.
05:36What's so special about our customer?
05:39Kuya, what's so special about your boobs?
05:42Our speciality is the taste.
05:44The taste.
05:46Why don't you try the Styro special?
05:51Kuya, don't you have eggs in your boobs?
05:54What?
05:55You're looking for eggs?
05:56What?
05:57Kuya, it's good to have eggs.
05:59No sizzling plate.
06:00The eggs are special.
06:01Do you have eggs, ma'am?
06:03It's already mixed.
06:05No, I want to do that.
06:07What kind of eggs?
06:08You want to do that to the eggs?
06:10I'm mixing it.
06:11In the sizzling plate.
06:13You won't see it because the eggs are concentrated.
06:19Kuya, it's good. I promise.
06:22It's really good.
06:23How much is it?
06:24Try it.
06:25Iza is asking how much it is.
06:27It's 65 pesos.
06:3265.
06:3365 pesos.
06:3665 pesos.
06:37It's a single order.
06:38Single order.
06:39Single order.
06:40No, the single order.
06:44Thank you, Kuya.
06:45I hope it's good.
06:47How much is it for two orders?
06:49Two orders.
06:50It's 130 pesos.
06:52130.
06:53Correct.
06:54Two and a half.
06:55Two and a half.
06:57We don't have that.
06:58No, we're special.
06:59You'll give us two and a half.
07:01How much is it, Kuya?
07:02Two and a half.
07:04It's up to you how much you'll give us.
07:07You just have to reach it.
07:11This is the last scene, Ate.
07:13You might get down on your knees.
07:16You need to convince the cool kids.
07:18Wow, cool kids.
07:21Aion, Darren, and Ryan.
07:24Sir Oggy.
07:25Oggy, go with them.
07:26Kids.
07:27Cool kids.
07:29Oggy, you can't go with them.
07:31Why?
07:32You're not with the cool kids, right?
07:34Why?
07:35You're just a kid, you're not cool.
07:39Actually, he's cool.
07:40He's cool, but he needs a cool aide.
07:44But he's concentrated.
07:47You're too much, AQ.
07:49Okay, action.
07:50Hey, guys.
07:52You can buy it now, sir.
07:54You can buy it now.
07:55It's cheap.
07:56We're on sale now.
07:5835 pence.
07:59What's that?
08:00Sisig.
08:01They're asking us to wash it.
08:02Wash that, sir.
08:03It's cheap for you.
08:05For us?
08:06Yes.
08:07What did you order?
08:08You're a cool kid, but you're an Englishman.
08:11He's our leader.
08:13How much is the sisig?
08:14It's only 35 pence.
08:16We're on sale now.
08:17We just opened.
08:18How much?
08:1935 pence.
08:21Do you want sisig?
08:22Yeah, that's so late.
08:23We want.
08:25Do you want sisig?
08:26Are you going to treat us?
08:28One of the special dishes in the Philippines.
08:31Yeah, sisig.
08:33Do you want sisig?
08:34Of course.
08:35Do you want to taste it?
08:36Bro, that sisig looks so good.
08:38He's a cool kid, but he's asking for a treat.
08:42Bro, that sisig looks so good.
08:45Does your sisig have rosemary or oregano?
08:48Rosemary.
08:50That's it.
08:51Concentrated rosemary.
08:56I got you.
08:57But we have Mama Mary here.
09:00I got you.
09:01Can we try?
09:03Okay, sir.
09:04How much?
09:05He can't speak.
09:08Do you have a chopstick?
09:12He's a rapper.
09:17Do you have a chopstick?
09:20You want to taste first?
09:23I don't use my fingers.
09:25Do you have a fork or chopsticks?
09:27You are in the Philippines, my boy.
09:29You want to use your hands?
09:32Use your hands.
09:33Okay.
09:34We just came out from a night in Pobla.
09:37How is Pobla?
09:38They came from Pobla.
09:41We just want sisig to get rid of all the bad things.
09:44Guys, your dad is with us.
09:45No.
09:47Your referee is also with you.
09:49I'm one of the cool kids.
09:51I'm a cool kid.
09:53He's an athlete.
09:54He's a referee.
09:55Chili.
09:58What do you call that one?
10:00This is sisig.
10:01Special sisig for the ball.
10:03So affordable.
10:0435 pesos only.
10:07What makes it affordable?
10:08The ingredients for your sisig.
10:11It's so very delicious.
10:13Delicious? Very delicious?
10:15I don't want to buy that, bro.
10:17Because my car might smell.
10:21Your car might smell.
10:24No, it's not.
10:27It's not a bad smell.
10:29It's not a bad smell.
10:32Are you done?
10:33You know what?
10:34Our leader, he's an expert in the sisig.
10:38Where's the liver?
10:40That's the sisig.
10:41The liver.
10:44There's no liver, sir.
10:45Can you put some more onions?
10:48More onions, sir.
10:51More chili.
10:52What part of that?
10:53Yes, what part?
10:54Of the animal.
10:55What part?
11:00What part?
11:03Of the animal.
11:04What part of the animal?
11:05Pace.
11:06The pace?
11:07The pace of the base.
11:09Is that right? It's the pace?
11:11I think so, man.
11:13Why?
11:14Which part in pace?
11:17Which part of the sisig?
11:19Darin's sisig is so wet.
11:21Okay, okay.
11:23Thank you very much.
11:24Thank you, sir.
11:26Okay, okay.
11:27Be careful with this, okay?
11:29Don't make it dirty.
11:30Why?
11:32It's safe, it's safe.
11:35We'll have lunch later.
11:37Okay, Iza.
11:38For those who are confused about what's going on,
11:40what did you discover?
11:42Did you discover the real breadwinner of Sisig Vendor?
11:47For this round?
11:49Yes.
11:51The winner of this round is our number 2,
11:55Raymarc Marcelo.
11:57Why did you choose him?
11:58Why not Naruto?
12:00It's not Naruto.
12:02It's Naruto.
12:03You look like Naruto.
12:07Why not number 2?
12:10Because he's the fastest,
12:13and he does everything perfectly.
12:16He knows what he's doing.
12:17It's like it's second nature to him.
12:19Second nature.
12:20He can do anything.
12:22Okay.
12:23But let's ask Christine Joy,
12:25do you not like Iza?
12:27Number 2, number 2.
12:29Yes, yes.
12:30Why?
12:31Like what Miss Iza said,
12:33when she does things,
12:35it's like she's used to what she's doing.
12:37It's like she's used to what she's doing.
12:38It's like she's used to what she's doing.
12:40And the mayonnaise is just enough.
12:42The mayonnaise is just enough.
12:43I want mayonnaise.
12:45More?
12:46Yes.
12:47The number 1 is too much.
12:49He's going for the hotdog sandwich.
12:51Correct.
12:52He's going for the macaroni salad.
12:54Correct.
12:55So, let's move on to the last cake.
12:58But before that,
12:59let's ask the Madlang People,
13:01because Iza said number 1 at first,
13:05but when it moved,
13:06she said number 2.
13:07But you,
13:08who do you think is the real bread winner,
13:11Sisig Vendor,
13:121, 2, or 3?
13:15That's a lot.
13:16That's a lot.
13:17It's like we're on the same team.
13:20The majority chose number 2.
13:22This is the last cake.
13:24I have a question for everyone.
13:26Except for me.
13:27A question for everyone.
13:29And the answer is,
13:32we'll see who among you has the answer
13:34that Iza Calzado will feel
13:36as the answer of a real bread winner,
13:39Sisig Vendor.
13:42The question is,
13:44as a Sisig vendor,
13:47you have a secret recipe
13:49that you don't want others to learn.
13:52But as a bread winner,
13:55what do you want your family to learn?
14:00Go.
14:02As a bread winner,
14:04I want them to learn that,
14:06because I'm not strong all my life,
14:11I want them to learn
14:13to stand on their own two feet
14:16and to work hard.
14:18Even though my siblings are still young,
14:21and my mom is sick,
14:24I still want them to remember
14:27that they need to work hard for themselves.
14:30Not now, but someday.
14:32Because we can't say,
14:34maybe tomorrow I'll be weak
14:36or I won't be able to work for them.
14:40So as much as possible,
14:41I want them to see me as an example
14:43that they need to stand up,
14:45even if it's hard.
14:46Even if I don't show them
14:48that I'm carrying a heavy burden,
14:51that sometimes I want to cry,
14:54I want to give up,
14:55but I can't show it to them.
14:58That's why I want them to learn
15:00to be brave and stand on their own two feet.
15:03Okay. Thank you very much.
15:08Did you feel that?
15:09I did.
15:10I did.
15:11I did.
15:12There was truth in it.
15:13Wow.
15:14Wow.
15:15What happened?
15:16It's a different show now.
15:17It became 700 kilometers.
15:18It became our play.
15:19Okay.
15:20Let's go to number 2.
15:21Come with me, Lisa.
15:23I need to flatter her.
15:24Yes.
15:25And when you see how they say it,
15:27there's also...
15:28Yes, you know.
15:30Kuya,
15:31as a sisig seller,
15:33you have a secret recipe
15:35that you don't want others to learn.
15:37Of course, you don't want to be like them.
15:39But as a breadwinner,
15:41what do you want your family to learn?
15:46As a breadwinner,
15:47what I want my family to learn
15:49is to value every little thing
15:51that I'm struggling with.
15:54They love every effort
15:56that I make for them.
15:58And as long as there's someone in need,
16:00even if it's a small thing,
16:02let's help each other.
16:05To show them that
16:07we're not only blessed with life,
16:10but we can fight
16:13any obstacle that comes our way.
16:18Thank you very much.
16:20Beautiful.
16:21Beautiful, too.
16:22Right?
16:23Valuing what you're struggling with,
16:25I hope your children learn that.
16:28Yes.
16:29And I hope they pray, too.
16:30Sometimes, it's just luck.
16:31Sometimes, it's not just hard work.
16:33True.
16:34Beautiful, too.
16:35Beautiful, too.
16:36It's a big thing.
16:37Let's go to Ate.
16:39Ate, as a sisig vendor,
16:41you have a secret recipe, right?
16:43And you don't want others to copy it
16:45or know about it.
16:47But as a breadwinner,
16:49what do you want your family to learn?
16:54To my family,
16:56I want them to learn
16:58and appreciate what I'm doing
16:59as a breadwinner.
17:02Even if I don't have money
17:04to buy them massages,
17:06or to give them everything,
17:10I'm doing this work for them.
17:16I want them to appreciate
17:18that I'm not just taking money
17:20and begging.
17:22That's what I'm experiencing now.
17:27I'm working hard,
17:29but they don't appreciate it.
17:31I'm getting tired.
17:33They don't say thank you.
17:37They ask,
17:38are you getting tired?
17:41Are you getting tired of giving?
17:44I love you.
17:46You're working so hard.
17:48That's it.
17:50She wants her family to learn
17:52to appreciate
17:53not just what she's giving.
17:55But to appreciate
17:57me
17:58and how I'm giving this to you.
18:01I'm giving this to you
18:03so that you can appreciate
18:05not just what I'm giving to you.
18:07Yes, it's really in the small things.
18:09You don't give money every time.
18:11The thank you is obviously there.
18:13But it's in the little acts of kindness.
18:17How are you?
18:18Have you eaten?
18:19Are you tired?
18:20Sometimes it's just that.
18:21Ate, I'm about to cry.
18:23I know you're a real breadwinner.
18:26It's obvious.
18:27I can feel it.
18:28Don't answer.
18:29We're looking for it.
18:30She said to Iso.
18:32I know.
18:33Because you can't say it.
18:36We know that.
18:38I know.
18:39She's really smart.
18:41You caught it so easily.
18:43I know, Ate.
18:44You're a real breadwinner.
18:45At a time when she's fragile,
18:48Ate said to her,
18:50She's a real breadwinner.
18:53Is she a breadwinner
18:54who sells CDs?
18:56Ask her too.
18:57Maybe she'll answer.
18:58Iso,
18:59Are you a breadwinner who sells CDs?
19:01Ask her.
19:03Iso, you can't say that.
19:05You're a breadwinner too, right?
19:07I think all of them.
19:09In my opinion.
19:10They're all different jobs.
19:11They're all different jobs.
19:13Different fields.
19:14Because there's sincerity in the answers.
19:16In all of their answers,
19:17I didn't feel anything that wasn't true.
19:20Correct.
19:21And our job is to feel
19:22which is the truth
19:23that our scene partner is giving.
19:25True.
19:26It's one.
19:27It's true.
19:28It's true.
19:29Did you get the answers right?
19:31Earlier,
19:32you chose number 2.
19:34Did your opinions change?
19:36Ate...
19:39Kristen Joy.
19:41Ate Kristen Joy,
19:42earlier, you also chose 2.
19:44Do you still choose 2?
19:46Yes.
19:49Yes.
19:50She didn't look at you.
19:51She didn't look at me.
19:52Yes.
19:53So, for this question, Iza,
19:55you have to write your answer.
19:57Because this is like an awards night.
19:59You have to do this.
20:00It has to be official.
20:01And there's a signature.
20:02Yes.
20:04Are we going to hide?
20:05We might cheat.
20:08Ate Iz.
20:10Let's not sleep.
20:12And you'll have a hard time
20:13if you do that.
20:14There's a signature?
20:15There's really a signature?
20:16Is this true?
20:17Yes.
20:18We have to sign it.
20:19We have to make it a notary.
20:21That's why we'll announce it tomorrow
20:22because we'll make it a notary.
20:24So, we have to make it a notary.
20:25Write down your full name
20:26before you sign it on the top.
20:27Yes.
20:28Signature over...
20:29Don't you know him?
20:30He's not a contractor.
20:32Is there a DTI?
20:33No.
20:34You have to sign it.
20:36It has to be official.
20:37It has to be official.
20:39It has to be official.
20:40Why didn't you give me the TF?
20:42Even the student number,
20:43I don't care.
20:44What TF?
20:45I don't like that anymore.
20:47None anymore?
20:48None of that.
20:49Just for makeup?
20:50That's why they like it
20:51when there's a promo.
20:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.