jPod is a comedic television series based on Douglas Coupland’s novel of the same name. It premiered on CBC Television | dHNfQXYxOUtsc1RNNVk
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00:00J-Pod is a freakish netherworld within Neotronic Arts.
00:04It is a product of the Y2K computer glitch which caused random employees with the J-surname to be assigned to these satellite basement offices.
00:11It's our new boss.
00:12You guys put together your self-introductory videos for me and it helps me get to know you a little better.
00:16Everybody's doing it.
00:17This pod hence, J-Pod.
00:19I love it. I absolutely love it.
00:21Ethan, run the clip.
00:23Together we can take Bordex to the top!
00:30What we need is a turtle.
00:33I only get the chance to make my first game once.
00:38Just sparkle for the camera, big guy.
00:41Hi, I'm Ethan Jarlewski.
00:44I work here in J-Pod as a gore specialist.
00:49Ethan, major problemo on the home front. I need you now.
00:54Your dad has a 28-year-old hot stalker chick.
00:57How many of your friends' dads can say that?
00:59Dad, that's Ellen Steele. I went to high school with her.
01:03Really?
01:04Mom?
01:05Hello, dear.
01:08Is this really that good?
01:10I wasn't past president of the North Vancouver Alpine Gardening Club for nothing.
01:13I mean, look at this.
01:15Hi, I'm Bree. That's short for Brianna Marie Jang.
01:20And I have major control issues.
01:22I'm a motion capture expert, which means that I take perfect little moments and I imprison them on my hard drive.
01:29I wouldn't have guessed you guys were into the rough stuff.
01:32John Doe? You brought extra buttery popcorn into an enclosed space with poor ventilation?
01:36Are you out of your mind?
01:38Hi, I'm John Doe. Born Juniper with a small J.
01:42My area of expertise here at Neotronic Arts is backgrounds.
01:46Right.
01:48Howdy, new boss guy. I'm Cowboy.
01:50Steve.
01:52I'm a core-level programmer. I dropped out of Yale to work at this place because the money's great and to download porn.
01:57And write code.
01:58So you're into lesbians.
02:00I love the challenge of it.
02:01I'm Caitlin.
02:04I am a fully-trained character designer, temporarily marooned in this freakish pod of corn.
02:10I'm in hell.
02:11Anybody here actually Googled Caitlin yet?
02:13Meet Caitlin Joyce, a Jupiter, Florida tech worker who couldn't put off today's donut until tomorrow.
02:19That's quite the secret you carry.
02:21Yes, it is.
02:23She bought remote-controlled vibrating panties.
02:26It's kind of naughty.
02:35I pleasured myself to your images.
02:36I'm the one wearing vibrating panties.
02:38Since when is my sister a lesbian?
02:40Is he coming for the furniture or you?
02:44Hello, number two son. You and I have some business to discuss.
02:47I brought my first bag of dope today and I've already killed a man.
02:58You put a deathtrap in your own house?
03:02You just see me as a pretty face. I'm a talent too and you're gonna see that.
03:07Are we here at J-Pod or, uh, go get in a bunch.
03:12Yes.
03:14Yes.
03:19Do you guys ever work?
03:20Play your cards right, you can do as much or as little work as you want.
03:23Do I smell a winner here, Carol?
03:26Yes, Steven. I think maybe you do.