A location manager and director visit Kap’s (Bong Revilla) barangay to see if the town could be a potential shooting location and look for artists to play some roles.
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'Idol Ko Si Kap' is a situational comedy revolving around the wacky residents of Rancho Verde, wherein Ramon 'Bong' Revilla Jr. plays the role of a barangay Captain. Watch the episodes of ‘Idol Ko Si Kap’ starring Rufa Mae Quinto, Leo Martinez, German Moreno, Jimmy Santos, Luz Valdez, and Jolo Revilla.
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'Idol Ko Si Kap' is a situational comedy revolving around the wacky residents of Rancho Verde, wherein Ramon 'Bong' Revilla Jr. plays the role of a barangay Captain. Watch the episodes of ‘Idol Ko Si Kap’ starring Rufa Mae Quinto, Leo Martinez, German Moreno, Jimmy Santos, Luz Valdez, and Jolo Revilla.
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00:00Hound of the Dole!
00:01Idol, Idol, Idol Go to Gown!
00:04Hound of the Dole!
00:05Idol, Idol, Idol Go to Gown!
00:09Hound of the Dole!
00:10Idol, Idol, Idol Go to Gown!
00:14Idol, Idol, Idol Go to Gown!
00:19I can't take this anymore, okay?
00:21I can't un-dive anymore!
00:23You're hired!
00:24I mean, you're fired!
00:27No-boo!
00:27What do you mean by you're fired?
00:28You're fired!
00:30Why are you fighting?
00:32Who can be my manager?
00:34Huh? Why?
00:36How can I? I can't wait anymore.
00:38He can't do anything for my career.
00:42Think about it.
00:43When will he give me a career in show business?
00:47When I lose my cuteness
00:50and
00:52freshness.
00:54Why don't you make a gimmick
00:56so that you'll be noticed?
00:58You can ride a two-piece MRT.
01:01Or you can be a pictorial
01:03with a lot of curves.
01:04Isn't that nice?
01:05Right?
01:06And there's one more thing.
01:08There's one more thing.
01:09Why don't you do a virginity test?
01:12And then,
01:13you'll get the result.
01:15That's nice!
01:19He's so good.
01:20Of course.
01:21Your styles are old.
01:24Be original, okay?
01:26What are you doing?
01:28I can't think of anything.
01:29Give me some time.
01:33I'll think of something.
01:34Okay, here's what I'll do.
01:36I'll interview the press
01:38and I'll tell them
01:40that someone harassed me.
01:43Sexual harassment!
01:45Wait, wait, wait.
01:46Who harassed you?
01:48Who else?
01:50Who?
01:54Hey!
01:55Me?
01:56Me?
01:57You're charging me for sexual harassment?
01:59You're the one who harasses me.
02:02Hey, you're so rude.
02:04How can you say that?
02:05You're the one who hugs me.
02:08Like this.
02:09Why?
02:10You kiss me.
02:11Like this.
02:14See?
02:15Hey, hey.
02:16Did you see that?
02:17He's looking at you.
02:18But it looks like
02:20it's not sexual harassment.
02:23Why?
02:24Because you're enjoying it.
02:27You're still kissing me.
02:28You're still kissing me.
02:29Really?
02:30Yes!
02:31Fine, fine.
02:32I won't argue with you anymore.
02:35But,
02:36let's do it like this.
02:38Like this?
02:39How?
02:40Like this.
02:42Hey, hey.
02:43That's wrong.
02:44That's not right.
02:45That's not right.
02:46That's not right.
02:47Okay, you two.
02:48That's enough.
02:49Go ahead and kiss each other.
02:51If you want,
02:52you can kiss each other.
02:54Let's go.
02:55Let's go home.
02:57Let's go.
02:58Let's go home.
03:01What?
03:02Don't leave me here.
03:04He left me here.
03:05He left me here.
03:06Let's go.
03:09Let's go.
03:11I'm not done yet.
03:13What's your name, Mrs.?
03:15I'm not Mrs.
03:16I'm Miss.
03:17Jennifer, Jennifer,
03:18Lugarta, J-Lo.
03:19That's my name, J-Lo.
03:20The garbage in our place,
03:22the garbage,
03:23there's a lot of it.
03:24It's so smelly.
03:26You're not collecting it yet?
03:27Maybe there's garbage that I can't collect.
03:29There's a lot of it.
03:30There's a lot of it.
03:31There's a lot of it.
03:32The ones that are rotten,
03:33the ones that are not rotten,
03:34are also rotting.
03:35They're all together and there's a lot of them.
03:36There's a lot of them.
03:37Wait, wait, wait.
03:38We believe in you.
03:39We believe in you.
03:40What?
03:41What?
03:42Because,
03:43why is it that I don't believe in you?
03:44Why?
03:45The smell of rotten things
03:47is attached to you.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49Do you want me to beat you up?
03:51Wait, wait, wait.
03:52And also,
03:53this one,
03:54the one that's full of garbage,
03:56the sewage rises.
03:57It rises?
03:58I'll show you.
03:59How deep is it?
04:00If five men are taking a bath,
04:01the sewage will rise up to here.
04:02Here.
04:03And then,
04:04if it rains,
04:05it will rise up to here.
04:06That's enough, that's enough.
04:07No, no.
04:08I'll show you.
04:09I'll show you.
04:10Please.
04:11That's enough.
04:12Sit here.
04:13Sit there.
04:14What are you going to do?
04:15Let it be, let it be.
04:16We'll find a way
04:17to solve your problem.
04:18What are you going to do?
04:19I need you to move.
04:20It's up to you, okay?
04:21It's up to you.
04:22I'll throw you here,
04:23and then you'll move.
04:24Wait, what?
04:25You're so weak.
04:26We'll find a way
04:27to solve it.
04:28Just collect the garbage.
04:29You're so greedy.
04:30What?
04:31What?
04:32You're so greedy.
04:33You'll complain
04:34if I complain.
04:35What?
04:36You're hurting the neighbor.
04:37Why?
04:38Why?
04:39Just collect the garbage.
04:41Cap.
04:43It looks like
04:44we have a big problem, Cap.
04:46What's that?
04:47That?
04:48Oh no.
04:49That used to be
04:50one of the complainers
04:51in our neighborhood.
04:53It's all complaints.
04:54Is that so?
04:55Yes.
04:56Oh no.
04:57Let's just fix it.
04:58It's better, right?
04:59Let's just have coffee.
05:00Okay, coffee.
05:01Let's have coffee.
05:02Cap, Cap.
05:03We don't have coffee, Cap.
05:04What?
05:05We don't have coffee.
05:06We don't have coffee.
05:07Yes, we ran out.
05:08I'll give you
05:09coffee.
05:10We ran out.
05:11This is a poor neighborhood.
05:13We don't have coffee.
05:15Maybe if you're a friend,
05:16you'll have plenty.
05:17You're the one who wants
05:18to have coffee here.
05:20Of course.
05:21We need coffee in the neighborhood.
05:22Are you sure?
05:23You want it?
05:24Yes.
05:25I'll kill you first.
05:26If I kill you,
05:27you'll be in trouble.
05:28Then,
05:29we'll have coffee here.
05:30And not just that,
05:31I'll buy biscuits.
05:32Right, Cap?
05:33Am I right?
05:34There.
05:35You'll kill me?
05:36I'll kill you.
05:37You'll get a stomachache.
05:38You'll get a mouthache.
05:39You'll get a nosebleed.
05:40You'll get a mouth ulcer.
05:41You'll get a mouth ulcer.
05:42I'll kill you first.
05:43I'll kill you.
05:45Not just that
05:46I'll give you a mouth ulcer.
05:47You'll get a moustache and a bone.
05:51Perfect.
05:52This is the location
05:53I want.
05:56Is there anything you like?
05:58Of course.
05:59You're the one
06:00who's hunting for this location.
06:01Excuse me.
06:02Yes?
06:03What are you looking for?
06:05Nothing.
06:06I just like this place.
06:07We're going to shoot here.
06:09Oh, you're going to shoot here?
06:11Yes.
06:12Oh no, you'll need to get your permits.
06:15Of course, that's SOP.
06:17Who are we talking to?
06:19If you want, I'll walk your permits.
06:25Besides, I'll be your contact person.
06:28Your care opener here in this barangay.
06:31Thank you, thank you.
06:32Thank you so much.
06:33Hey, this is not a thank you.
06:36Direk!
06:40Direk Paul!
06:41Hi!
06:43Do you remember me?
06:44Aren't you the director?
06:46I was in your movie.
06:49I don't remember you.
06:51Who is this?
06:53He's a repairman.
06:56Are you going to shoot here?
06:57Yes, we're going to shoot here.
06:59And I'll be their contact person.
07:02I'll get their permits.
07:03I can't do that.
07:06You're not that bad.
07:09Direk, excuse me.
07:11Yes?
07:12Don't mind him.
07:14He's just trying to get money from you.
07:18If you want his permits, I'll do it.
07:21I'll talk to Cap.
07:23You know, he's our neighbor.
07:25We're close.
07:27You're close?
07:29We're just neighbors.
07:30What?
07:31Of course.
07:33Okay, good.
07:34Okay.
07:35Good, good, good.
07:36But you have to take me with you.
07:38Of course, darling.
07:39I need artists.
07:41Artists?
07:42Yes.
07:44Direk, can we have an artist?
07:46Of course.
07:50You don't need to eat on the street.
07:53You need to eat on the street.
07:56You're neighbors.
07:57You're not neighbors.
07:58You didn't even take a bath.
08:00You need to brush your teeth.
08:01Brush your teeth?
08:03What's that?
08:06I'm the one who needs to brush my teeth.
08:09Direk, brush your teeth.
08:14Hey, what are you doing?
08:16Are you really studying?
08:18Of course, Mom.
08:20I'm tutoring Yo-Yo.
08:22You're going to teach him?
08:26Hello?
08:27Yes, Mom.
08:28Yes, Eddie.
08:29Tomorrow, when I get back from school,
08:31let's go to the movies.
08:32Why?
08:34There's no movie.
08:35There's no movie?
08:37I'm going to blow out.
08:39What?
08:40Why are you going to blow out?
08:44You don't have a problem anymore.
08:47We're going to watch a movie.
08:49Even if I blow out,
08:50I'll give you free tickets.
08:52As long as
08:53we watch horror movies.
08:55Just action.
08:56I want a love story.
09:00What?
09:01What did you say?
09:02Love story?
09:04I said,
09:06what?
09:08No, I said history.
09:10History?
09:11Yes, because there's history.
09:12It's hard to understand.
09:13It's really hard.
09:15It's not true.
09:16What you're doing is
09:17making me feel better.
09:20Hey, hey, hey.
09:21Don't call me that.
09:22You're beautiful.
09:23I'm not beautiful.
09:25You're the one who's studying.
09:27Let me see.
09:28Let me check.
09:29There.
09:30There.
09:31Let me check.
09:32There's more.
09:33There's even a drawing.
09:34Who told you that?
09:36Oh my God.
09:38You're really the same.
09:39You're both the same.
09:41What are you going to do?
09:42Are you going to watch
09:43those love stories?
09:46What?
09:47Mom, come with us.
09:49Come with us.
09:50Come with us to the movies.
09:51Where?
09:52To the movies.
09:53Excuse me.
09:54I don't watch movies.
09:58Mom, let's go.
10:00I don't want to.
10:01And I don't have money.
10:02You don't have money.
10:03You're broke.
10:04That's right.
10:05I'm not broke.
10:09Being broke
10:10is in the heart of man,
10:13not in the heart of the sea.
10:17Mom, you're dragging me.
10:18You're dragging me.
10:21That's right.
10:22That's how it is.
10:23That's how it is.
10:24That's how it is.
10:25That's how it is.
10:26That's how it is.
10:27That's how it is.
10:31This is our big problem.
10:33We need to solve this problem
10:34with J-Lo.
10:36We need a truck.
10:37We need a hauler.
10:38That's why
10:39there's a lot of smell.
10:41There's a lot of rotten eggs.
10:43Hi.
10:45Hi.
10:46Why are you here?
10:47I'm with someone.
10:49He's really good.
10:50Do you know him?
10:52Direct.
10:53Paul.
10:54How are you?
10:55I'm watching your shows.
10:58Have a seat.
10:59Have a seat.
11:00Are you Roger?
11:01Have a seat.
11:04You know,
11:05this is exactly
11:06your barangay
11:07because
11:08this is the location
11:09of my movies.
11:10And of course,
11:11before the shooting,
11:12the humble office
11:14needs to be permitted.
11:16Yes.
11:17That's not a problem, Cap.
11:19Right, Cap?
11:20We're okay with you.
11:21Yes, Direct.
11:22That's not a problem.
11:23But there's a problem
11:24that needs to be solved.
11:26The problem we're solving
11:27about the trash
11:28needs to be solved.
11:29We're going to the Mayor.
11:30Cap can't go first
11:32because he might get hurt.
11:34Come on, Cap.
11:35Let's go to the Mayor.
11:36Let's go.
11:37Come on, Direct.
11:38You can go first.
11:40Come on, Cap.
11:41You can do it.
11:42But...
11:43What?
11:45We'll just look for
11:46another location.
11:49Come on, Direct.
11:50You can go first.
11:51Cap can take care of it.
11:53Cap can take care of it?
11:54But your Cap is just
11:55playing hard to get.
11:56Wait.
11:58I can do that.
12:00You know me.
12:01I'm talented.
12:03Even when it comes to action,
12:04I can do it.
12:07Cap!
12:08I'm talented.
12:20Cap is my idol.
12:21Cap!
12:22Cap!
12:23Let Cap eat.
12:24He's been moving around.
12:25That's right.
12:26Cap, let's eat.
12:27We're hungry.
12:28Okay, let's eat.
12:30Let's eat.
12:31Let's eat.
12:35Hi, guys.
12:36Hi, Vee.
12:38What are you going to do?
12:39We're going to eat.
12:41What?
12:42You're going to eat here?
12:44It's so dirty here.
12:46What do you mean?
12:48The food is so hot.
12:50It's so hot.
12:51It's so hot.
12:52The food is so hot.
12:53The food here is so spicy.
12:56Spicy?
12:58It's spicy here.
12:59It's so spicy.
13:01It's not spicy here.
13:02It's not spicy here.
13:03It's not spicy here.
13:04You're so weird, Vivian.
13:06You ruined the cafeteria again.
13:07Look, the food is so spicy.
13:09It's not spicy.
13:10It's just hot.
13:13You know what?
13:14You should go home.
13:15Don't eat here.
13:16Let's eat outside.
13:17Wait, wait.
13:18This is my budget.
13:19This is all I can afford.
13:21Don't worry about this.
13:22I'll take care of it.
13:23I have a budget.
13:24I'll give you a free meal.
13:25Don't worry.
13:26You'll give us a free meal?
13:28Yes.
13:29That's okay.
13:31Let's just eat here.
13:32We're going to feed Vivian.
13:33Let's just eat here.
13:34Wait, wait.
13:38Come here.
13:39Join us.
13:40I'm just going to feed her now.
13:43Let's go to the market.
13:45Let's go.
13:46Let's go.
13:47Let's go.
13:49The other side.
13:50Vivian is next.
13:53Vivian is next.
13:54Vivian is next.
14:00Vivian is the best.
14:01This is all I can afford.
14:02Vivian is the best.
14:04Vivian is the best.
14:12You're all being so nice.
14:14We're just going to eat.
14:16This is free.
14:18So, what were you thinking when you decided to treat us?
14:23Nothing.
14:24That's why when I see you guys, I feel that you're really hardworking and hardworking in the barangay.
14:29I feel like I'm guilty because I feel like I'm busy and I can't really help you guys.
14:37So, this is how you help us?
14:39Correct.
14:42You know, that's how we should be.
14:44I'll help you guys.
14:45I'll help you guys so you'll be full.
14:47And then, I'll help you guys.
14:50What's the problem? We'll help you.
14:54Give us a permit so we can shoot in the barangay.
14:57There you go again.
14:58Why are you changing your mind?
15:00Kap, I think you're complaining.
15:03Come on, give us a permit so I'll be happy.
15:09Don't you want me to be happy?
15:12Kap, our barangay will be famous.
15:17We'll be famous in the shoot.
15:19Kap, Rancho Verde will be famous.
15:22Even Vivian will be famous.
15:23That's right.
15:24We'll be famous.
15:25That's right.
15:27Come on, give us a permit.
15:29No problem.
15:33Kap, this is how you help me so I'll be happy.
15:42How will you help me?
15:45Marry me.
15:53That's it.
15:54Perfect answer.
15:57That's it.
15:59You're so mean.
16:00That was just a joke.
16:04Is there any other barangay that you can shoot in?
16:07Why, Direk? I thought you really like this place.
16:10No, the captain asked me.
16:12I don't want to give him a permit.
16:14I told you, Direk.
16:16I'll be the one to talk to you.
16:19I'll take care of everything.
16:21Why?
16:22It's just a discount.
16:24Direk?
16:26Hi.
16:28Hi.
16:30Direk?
16:31Yes?
16:32Why are you talking to me like that?
16:36I'm just asking if there's any other barangay that I can shoot in.
16:40I already told you, I already talked to Kap.
16:44It's okay.
16:45It's okay?
16:46Really?
16:48You're a darling.
16:51Also, don't go near the theater.
16:55Nothing will happen to us there.
16:57You'll be fooled.
16:59Hey, Vivian.
17:00You're not the only one who got fooled.
17:02You're the one who got hit.
17:04It's okay.
17:05What else, Direk?
17:07Is the shooting still going on?
17:08Wait a minute.
17:10I still have something to do.
17:12What is it?
17:13Of course.
17:14I'm also going to act as a barangay captain.
17:19So, I need to study.
17:21Kap needs to study?
17:23Yes.
17:24Of course, I need to sit in Kap's place.
17:27So, I can internalize my character.
17:29Maybe you want to sit with Kap?
17:32A type.
17:34Wait a minute.
17:35You're talking too much.
17:38Let's go back to the shooting.
17:39Okay.
17:40Direk, if you really want to learn Kap's moves,
17:45you need to learn how to rap.
18:11That's enough.
18:23Roger?
18:24Roger?
18:25Direk?
18:26Why are you so close to Roger?
18:28He's looking for you.
18:30Of course.
18:31To wake him up.
18:33He's texting you.
18:37Direk, are you feeling okay?
18:39Are you able to internalize your character?
18:41Of course, I need to.
18:42He's just a barangay captain.
18:49Excuse me.
18:50Why?
18:51Looks like we have a new captain here.
18:54Direk?
18:55Why are you sitting on my chair?
18:58You know what?
18:59I'm internalizing my role.
19:01Because my role is a barangay captain.
19:03So, I need to experience it.
19:05Is it okay, Kap?
19:07Who said that?
19:09Vivian told me.
19:14So?
19:15It's okay, right?
19:16Okay?
19:17Okay.
19:18Just say yes, Kap.
19:20I'm excited to be an actress.
19:22I just want to do my role.
19:24Let's do it.
19:25Vivian, just like what Kap said,
19:27you need to say goodbye.
19:29You're not the one making decisions.
19:31And you know what, Kap?
19:33After this, we'll go to your house.
19:35I'll go with you.
19:37Why?
19:38So, I'll feel like I'm a barangay captain
19:41with his family.
19:43Wait.
19:44Did you learn anything about being a barangay captain?
19:46Yes.
19:48I know that.
19:49It's very simple.
19:50I know that because Vivian told me.
19:55What did Vivian tell you?
19:58Nothing.
19:59She just told me to court her.
20:07She just courted her?
20:17Mom, we have a visitor.
20:19That's right.
20:20Someone who can eat a snack.
20:22Exactly.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:26I know him.
20:27I know him.
20:28He's the one who's always looking at the TV.
20:31Correct, Mom.
20:32He's Director Paul.
20:33He's the assistant director.
20:35That's right.
20:36I know him.
20:38I'm not going to shoot here.
20:40I need to familiarize myself with the movie I'm going to make.
20:44Of course, with my role as a bad barangay captain.
20:47That's why I'm going to ask for your help.
20:50Wow, that's great.
20:52You even chose Rancho Verde.
20:55It's okay.
20:56There are a lot of cute people here.
20:59That's right.
21:01Kiss me.
21:02Kiss me.
21:03Kiss me.
21:04Kiss me.
21:05Kiss me.
21:07What?
21:08You're pushing me away.
21:10Get away from me.
21:13I don't want to kiss you anymore.
21:17I don't want to kiss you anymore.
21:22I don't want to kiss you anymore.
21:26I don't want to kiss you anymore.
21:31You're so bad.
21:33Stop it!
21:35You might not be famous one day.
21:39You're just a kid.
21:40You're just a kid.
21:44A combination of FPJ and Bong Reveal.
21:51Let's eat.
21:52Let's eat.
21:54Let's eat.
21:55Let's eat.
21:57Let's eat.
21:59Is this what a barangay captain eats?
22:01Yes.
22:06Director, can we be the actors?
22:09Yes, you can.
22:10Why do you want to portray the captain?
22:16To imitate the captain.
22:17If you're an actor, you need to know all the areas of your character.
22:21That's why it's called immersion.
22:23For example, if you're in a sad scene,
22:28you need to recall the sad part of your life so you can apply it to the scene.
22:32Okay?
22:34Do you understand?
22:35Okay.
22:37Why do you want to be a barangay captain?
22:40Of course, it's part of my role.
22:42I'm a barangay captain.
22:43What do you do when you're a barangay captain?
22:45We play a game.
22:47There's a rock.
22:48White rock?
22:49Yes.
22:50We turn it around to make sure there's no mess.
22:53What if there's a mess?
22:56That's where the captain goes in.
22:59He's the one who takes care of everything.
23:02And the captain needs to be brave.
23:07And...
23:08He's a tough guy.
23:11Tough?
23:12Is Kap a tough guy?
23:16Kap is very brave.
23:17He's very brave.
23:19It's true.
23:20He's afraid.
23:21Afraid?
23:22No.
23:24You're brave.
23:25If you're not, I'll ask Boy Tigas.
23:29I don't believe you.
23:30Shut up.
23:32Wait a minute.
23:33We're not done with the experiment.
23:34What does the captain do when there's a fight?
23:37What does he do?
23:38For example,
23:39if there's a fight,
23:40he'll do this.
23:41He'll do this.
23:43He'll do this.
23:44He'll do this.
23:45He'll do this.
23:46He's very brave.
23:48He's brave.
23:50He's very brave.
23:53He's not religious.
23:56He's not religious.
23:58It's true.
23:59Then how?
24:00After the demo,
24:02it's okay.
24:06He's very brave.
24:11He's very brave.
24:12He's very brave.
24:14He's very brave.
24:15I'm gonna kill you.
24:22Nice!
24:24That's the best!
24:26Is that mine?
24:28Yes!
24:32Yes!
24:34This is what I've been waiting for,
24:36to be an artist.
24:38What are you talking about?
24:40You're gonna be in the shoot!
24:42You're gonna be on the shoot!
24:44I told you it's a trash can!
24:46Is that true?
24:47Yes, it's true.
24:48There's a shooting.
24:49Why did you go first?
24:51It's a trash can.
24:52It's a trash can.
24:53Of course, you're busy.
24:54You're going to mess up your problems.
24:56The trash will go first.
24:58Wait, wait, wait.
25:00We can fix that.
25:01We'll fix that.
25:02Okay?
25:03You're so annoying.
25:04You're so annoying.
25:05I'm not talking to you.
25:06I don't care who you're talking to.
25:09I'm sorry.
25:10Okay.
25:11What?
25:12Fix it!
25:13It's our fault.
25:14It's your fault.
25:15We went first.
25:16You can't do that.
25:17It smells bad in our place.
25:19If it's not your fault,
25:21we'll protest.
25:22What?
25:23What did you say?
25:26I'm not afraid of you.
25:29You're so annoying.
25:31You're going to protest.
25:36Fix it!
25:40There's a shooting.
25:41Let's cancel the shooting.
25:43You're so stupid.
25:45What?
25:46You're so stupid.
25:47You're the one who wants to protest.
25:49You're the one who wants to protest.
25:50We're going to shoot here.
25:53What?
25:57You're the trash.
26:00You're trash.
26:01If you want to be human,
26:02you're trash.
26:03You're trash.
26:04You're trash.
26:05You're trash.
26:06You're trash.
26:08You're trash.
26:09You're trash.
26:14You're trash.
26:15Oh
26:45Hey!
26:45Harsh!
26:46What is that?
26:46What is this?
26:47No to shooting!
26:47Asking for trouble in our house in Barangay!
26:48The house is in trouble!
26:48What?
26:49I have a solution for that!
26:49What is that?
26:50Finish it!
26:50Stop being so nosy!
26:51I'll help you, okay?
26:51I'll make you smell good!
26:52I'm so hungry!
26:52What?
26:53Where are you taking me?
26:53Just go!
26:54No, no, no!
26:54Wait!
26:55Before I go,
26:55I'll just go out
26:56with my friends.
26:56They'll be here soon.
26:57Wait!
26:57Shh!
26:58Wait!
26:58Go inside!
26:59Jotaro!
26:59Go!
27:00Go!
27:00Go!
27:01Go!
27:01Go!
27:02Go!
27:02Go!
27:03Go!
27:03Go!
27:04Go!
27:16Come on!
27:20Come on!
27:21Go!
27:23One!
27:24Two!
27:24Three!
27:25Come on!
27:26Palinir epoxy!
27:27Palinir epoxy!
27:29Palingit ng Rajitor!
27:30Kasirula at motor!
27:32Panay!
27:32Tatay!
27:33Gusto kong tinapay!
27:34Ate!
27:35Kuya!
27:36Gusto kong kape!
27:37A chiki-chiki bomb!
27:38Mr. Bubblegum!
27:40Ang sangap ito!
27:41Malinam-nam!
27:42Come on!
27:43Rangit!
27:44Lupa!
27:44Imperno!
27:46Im!
27:46Im!
27:47Imperno!
27:48Butter!
27:49Butter!
27:51I wanna hear some scratch!
27:54I wanna hear some scratch!
27:57Ano ka ba, ate, dito, no?
27:58Hindi pa nakapagbiis?
28:00Ano ka ba?
28:00Okay, dito.
28:01Mamilik ka ng maraming,
28:02pabangong kahit anong gusto mo.
28:04Para hindi ka amoy basura.
28:07Ganun?
28:09White po pala, ano?
28:11Sige!
28:11Iniliwagin ka!
28:12Sige!
28:14Ganun!
28:16Sige lang!
28:18Wala, basta...
28:20Huwag na kayong mag-boycott sa shooting, ha?
28:22Kasi, alam mo na,
28:23para hindi na ma-aburya kayo sa mga career ko.
28:26Ano?
28:27Huwag na kayong magpag...
28:28Ay, nako!
28:29Alam mo, yung magiging sweldo ko sa shooting,
28:32ili-libre ko pati mga kasama mo,
28:34kahit anong gusto nyo!
28:35Alaga?
28:36Ako yung talent ko!
28:37Basi, basi, basi!
28:39Pwede ka lang alap yan, ha?
28:40Wala, wala, wala!
28:41Basta akong kulitin.
28:42Ako si Bob, ito yung pabangong gusto ko, ha?
28:44Oh, sige, sige!
28:46Pero, pero, teka lang,
28:47bago tayong magkaano, ha?
28:48Inaano mo ako, eh.
28:50Gusto ko sanang...
28:52sabihin sa'yo na meron akong kondisyon.
28:55Ha?
28:56Oo, bayad ako sa'ng sinasabi mo.
28:58Pero,
28:58isang kondisyon.
28:59Anong kondisyon?
29:02Sasali ako sa shooting.
29:05Sasali ako!
29:06Eh,
29:07alam mo ako ba, umarte?
29:08Wow, hello!
29:10Naman!
29:11Compared to you,
29:12still best!
29:14Sige, sige!
29:14Ready, action!
29:20Action!
29:22Sinong nanay mo?
29:27Sinong nanay mo?
29:30Nanay mo!
29:32Sinong nanay mo?
29:34Yung nanay mo ay sino?
29:36Sinong nanay mo?
29:38Sinong nanay mo!?
29:40Sinong nanay mo?
29:42Who are you? Answer me!
29:44I'm going to debunk you!
29:48Who are you?
29:49Okay, fine.
29:50Can you pay for the highway?
29:51Sure.
29:53So, what's his name?
29:54I'm sorry, I'm Antibactol.
29:58Why?
29:59Why?
30:00I don't know.
30:01Yes, Potter!
30:02I'll hurry up so I can make it to the fed date, okay?
30:05And we're going to start shooting here.
30:08Okay.
30:12Director,
30:15I'm sorry,
30:16but I don't think the shooting will continue.
30:18Huh?
30:19Huh?
30:21What happened?
30:22Why?
30:24Because someone is protesting.
30:26Protesting?
30:27Gabriela?
30:28KMU?
30:29We don't even have a play for profit.
30:34Cam!
30:35Yes?
30:36What am I hearing?
30:37That the shooting won't continue?
30:40What do you mean?
30:41How many times have I told you?
30:43I've already talked to J-Lo.
30:44It's okay.
30:45You mean, you've already arranged them?
30:47How did you arrange them?
30:48Just don't ask too many questions.
30:50What's important is that it's okay.
30:52So, Director, can we start?
30:53The shooting will continue.
30:54The shooting will continue.
30:55Hey!
30:56Director!
30:57Director!
30:58Director!
30:59Director!
31:00Director!
31:01Director!
31:02Director!
31:03Director!
31:04Director!
31:05Director!
31:06Do I need an older female character
31:09who will give me virtue?
31:11That's it.
31:12So, did you hear that?
31:14They don't need other artists anymore.
31:16Don't dream anymore.
31:18Okay.
31:19If they don't need an artist,
31:20can we hire a crew?
31:23Yes.
31:24Yes.
31:25Yes.
31:26Yes.
31:27Yes.
31:28Yes.
31:29Yes.
31:30Yes.
31:31Yes.
31:32Yes.
31:33Yes.
31:34Yes.
31:35I don't know how to do it.
31:36So, let me take care of it.
31:37I'll hire the crew and whatever.
31:38We're already here.
31:40It's already hard.
31:41They don't know that.
31:42It hurts when you speak.
31:44Director!
31:45Director.
31:46Is it right?
31:48Mom!
31:49What is that?
31:50I have something to say.
31:51The director needs an older female character.
31:54I can't handle it anymore.
31:57Why did you choose an older female character?
32:02Why?
32:03Why not?
32:04Well, you're just natural. You're already in.
32:08Do you know yourself, kid?
32:27So, do we have no hope of becoming artists?
32:31You're an animal.
32:32You're an animal.
32:34Huh?
32:35You're an animal with a big nose, big ears.
32:41Mother, what a beautiful location. Trust me, trust me.
32:50I'll take care of it.
32:52I'll take care of it, don't worry.
32:53Box office, here.
32:55Bye.
32:57Bye.
32:58Okay, Mother, bye-bye. I'll call you later.
33:01My colleagues are already here.
33:04They're the ones I was talking about.
33:06Oh, is that so?
33:08Okay, continue.
33:09Roger, guide them.
33:11Kalyan, adjust that table there.
33:12Adjust it a bit.
33:14Okay.
33:15This sofa is not good.
33:16Let's change it.
33:17Let's adjust the arrangement.
33:20Get rid of this center table.
33:21Get rid of it.
33:22Wait, Direk.
33:23What do you mean?
33:24Are you going to destroy our house?
33:26It should have a different look, okay?
33:28Wait, I'll call Mother to increase the budget.
33:32Wait.
33:34Where's my cell phone?
33:36Huh?
33:37Wait, where are you going to put it?
33:38I just dropped it there.
33:39Now, it's gone.
33:40It's gone.
33:41Disappear, disappear.
33:46Roger.
33:47Direk.
33:48Where's my cell phone?
33:50You're mine, right?
33:51I didn't take it.
33:52If that's the case, let's break up.
33:54I don't want to shoot here anymore.
33:56Just because of that, I don't want to do it anymore.
33:58I don't want to do it anymore.
33:59Direk!
34:01What do you mean you don't want to do it?
34:02He took his cell phone.
34:03He said he doesn't want to shoot.
34:07He didn't take it.
34:10Who took it?
34:12Hey!
34:13Let's make it clear here.
34:16I'm really
34:17out of my mind.
34:21Don't be shy.
34:22Admit it.
34:23Who took your cell phone?
34:25Hey!
34:26Vivian!
34:27You're being mean.
34:28No one took your cell phone.
34:31If that's the case,
34:33if that's the case,
34:34what if the shooting doesn't continue?
34:38What if Direk Paul wants to back out?
34:41He'll ruin your career.
34:43He's taking it out on me.
34:45If you really want the shooting to continue,
34:47why don't you just buy him a new cell phone?
34:52You know what?
34:53Even if you're rich,
34:55what happened to Direk Paul,
34:57he won't believe it.
34:58Vivian!
35:00I'm sorry
35:01because we didn't take the cell phone.
35:04That's right.
35:05And you should've waited for that to happen.
35:08Because I know
35:09you're very stingy.
35:12Shut up!
35:13You're being mean.
35:14You're ruining his career.
35:17And your outfit, Vivian.
35:18It's too revealing.
35:20Yes!
35:21It's too thin.
35:22What's wrong with you?
35:23Why are you making me wear
35:26what you're doing?
35:27It's ugly.
35:28Okay.
35:29No.
35:30Pass.
35:31Cap,
35:32I'm glad I found you here.
35:33We're all mad.
35:35We're all mad.
35:37Wait.
35:38You stole your trash.
35:39What else?
35:40That's not it.
35:41What's the problem?
35:42Because
35:43the shooting
35:44won't continue.
35:47That's right.
35:49Wait.
35:50You don't want the shooting, right?
35:51I canceled the shooting.
35:52Are you going to be mad at me?
35:54What will I do?
35:55Because
35:56Vivian
35:57tricked us.
35:58She said
35:59she'll give us a percentage
36:00of her talent fee.
36:01She'll give us something.
36:02And the shooting won't continue.
36:03What will we do now?
36:04Look.
36:06Look at him.
36:07He's so mad.
36:11But what now?
36:12Cap,
36:13what do we do now?
36:14Vivian gave us
36:15the perfume.
36:16You know,
36:17it smells good.
36:18Right?
36:19Wait.
36:20Wait.
36:21Smell it.
36:22Smell it.
36:23This is my chance
36:24to get a sexual harassment.
36:27Smell it.
36:28It's just a perfume.
36:30Smell it.
36:32Smell it.
36:33It smells good.
36:34It smells good.
36:35It smells good.
36:36You don't like it?
36:37I don't like it.
36:38I don't like it.
36:39I don't like it.
36:50I don't like it.
36:51It's so annoying.
36:52Our house is in a mess.
36:54And then,
36:55the shooting won't continue.
36:57Oh, my God.
36:58What's going on?
36:59Don't you know
37:00that I got excited there?
37:01Oh, my God.
37:02All of my friends were there.
37:04Because I told them
37:05that there's a shooting
37:06here in our house.
37:08Because
37:09who took
37:10Direk's cellphones?
37:12That's right.
37:13That's right.
37:14I don't know.
37:15I lost it here in my house.
37:17That's right.
37:18You know,
37:19you'll get angry
37:20and then,
37:21we'll lose our house.
37:22That's right.
37:23Hey, go down there.
37:24Go down there.
37:25Miao, help me to go down there.
37:26I don't want to go down there.
37:27I don't want to go down there.
37:28I don't want to go down there.
37:29Here.
37:30Putipad, go back.
37:31I'll go to the barangay.
37:32I'll go there later.
37:33That's right.
37:34I don't want to go there.
37:35I don't want to go there.
37:36We're leaving.
37:37Hey, wait.
37:38Why?
37:39No one will go to the barangay.
37:40No one will leave first.
37:42All of us are here
37:43because we need to clean up.
37:45We're having a hard time.
37:46I'm going to make
37:47a mess here.
37:48I'm going to make a mess here.
37:49But you need to help me
37:51because we need to clean up together.
37:53Miao!
37:54Miao!
37:57I'm so confused.
38:06I'm so confused.
38:08I'm so confused.
38:09I don't know where to start.
38:10I'm so confused.
38:12I'm so confused.
38:14I'm so confused.
38:16I'm so confused.
38:17I'm so confused.
38:20You know,
38:22since the news
38:23that there will be a shooting
38:25here in Rancho Verde,
38:28Vivian has changed.
38:32I don't want to be alone anymore.
38:38You know,
38:39in order for her ambition to come true,
38:42she has a lot of enemies.
38:45Why can't we be with her here?
38:48She will destroy everything.
38:51That's right!
38:54That's right.
38:56It's so bad.
38:57She has forgotten
38:59our friendship.
39:03Our friendship
39:04has been forgotten.
39:07Johnny,
39:09what should we do?
39:10First,
39:11you should read the subjects.
39:14So that all the subjects
39:15will be cool.
39:19You should pay first.
39:20Johnny,
39:22why can't we be friends here?
39:26Hey,
39:27you told me
39:28that's how it is, right?
39:29That's how it is?
39:30Yes, I heard it.
39:32I heard it clearly.
39:35So,
39:36let's forget our friendship
39:39when it comes to business, okay?
39:48Hello, Mom.
39:50Look at that.
39:54Mom,
39:55I'm not with Direk anymore, right?
39:57Don't emote there, okay?
40:00I'm not emoting.
40:01I'm mad at you.
40:03Why would you be mad?
40:05Why would I be mad?
40:06You should leave me here alone.
40:08I'll take care of everything.
40:10What more do you want?
40:12I feel sorry for you.
40:13I'm getting old.
40:14I'm alone.
40:15I'm getting old.
40:16I'm alone here.
40:18Why would you be mad?
40:20You're just joking.
40:22You're beautiful.
40:24You'll get old
40:25if you keep emoting.
40:28I don't want to.
40:29I'm mad at you.
40:30She's laughing.
40:31I'm sorry.
40:32I'm sorry.
40:33I'm sorry.
40:35Wait.
40:36Just think of Robert Campos.
40:40Why would you be mad?
40:42Why?
40:43He said bad words.
40:46She's laughing.
40:48How much do you want to buy?
40:49Look at this.
40:52It's new.
40:54How much is this?
40:56P70,000.
40:58It's expensive.
41:00P5,000 is enough.
41:02Okay, let's make a deal.
41:05Six thousand.
41:08You didn't steal this?
41:09No, I didn't.
41:10I just bought it.
41:12It's just black.
41:14Isn't that the director's phone?
41:16Yes.
41:17That's right.
41:25Hey!
41:27Come here.
41:30This is the director's phone.
41:31You're the one who stole it.
41:33You're the one who bought it.
41:34You're the one who stole it.
41:36You're the one who stole it.
41:38You're the one who stole it.
41:39Yes, I did.
41:41You lied to us.
41:42Wait.
41:43I'm the one who stole it.
41:45You should be beaten up.
41:47Wait.
41:49Come here.
41:50Come with us.
41:55What are you doing there?
41:56Come here.
41:58Look at this.
41:59Okay.
42:01Come here.
42:03Cover your face first.
42:06That's it.
42:19Can you stop shooting here?
42:23I'm not comfortable shooting here.
42:27So, I'll look for another location.
42:30Roger.
42:32Okay.
42:33If that's what you want,
42:34we won't do anything.
42:36But we just want you to know that
42:37we have nothing to do with your phone.
42:40Okay?
42:42Cap!
42:43Cap!
42:44Cap!
42:45We caught the one who stole Paul's phone.
42:46Yes, Cap.
42:47We saw him selling his phone.
42:49We caught him.
42:50Wait.
42:51Wait, Cap.
42:52This looks familiar.
42:54Isn't this the person you caught?
42:57Right?
42:58That's right.
42:59So, that's you.
43:00You're shameless.
43:04Stop it.
43:05Stop it, Bibian.
43:06Stop it.
43:07Stop it, Popo.
43:08It's hard for you.
43:10You caught him
43:11and then we're the ones you're trying to sell.
43:13Yes.
43:14That's why we should join you.
43:17We're your partners.
43:18We're the ones you're trying to sell.
43:22Stop it, Bibian.
43:24Because of your selfishness,
43:26a lot of people are after you.
43:28Is that so?
43:29Think about yourself.
43:31You're too loud.
43:33If that's the case,
43:34even if I caught you,
43:36I'm sorry.
43:38I'm still small.
43:39Size 5.
43:42Bibian.
43:43I'm sorry.
43:45Director,
43:46here's my cell phone.
43:48Thank you, Cap.
43:49The shooting will continue.
43:51And do you know?
43:52This is the first set up in the plaza.
43:55Yay!
43:56Everybody happy?
43:57Yay!
43:58Everybody happy?
43:59Yay!
44:01The shooting will continue.
44:05Yay!
44:09The camera, lights,
44:11makeup,
44:12production design,
44:13everything will continue.
44:17Yay!
44:20Yay!
44:21Yay!
44:22Yay!
44:23Yay!
44:24We're going to the mall.
44:26I said,
44:27everyone together!
44:29Yay!
44:33Before the shooting,
44:34we need music.
44:36Maestro.
44:38Yo, yo, come on.
44:40Everybody put your hands in the air now.
44:41Put your hands in the air.
44:43What's the next part?
44:45Everybody put your hands in the air.
44:471, 2, 3, come on.
44:49Idol, idol,
44:51my idol is Cap.
44:54Idol, idol,
44:56my idol is Cap.
44:59Idol, idol,
45:01my idol is Cap.
45:04Idol, idol,
45:06my idol is Cap.
45:08Action!
45:11Yes, sister.
45:12Yes, sister.
45:14I'm ready, sister.
45:15I feel like a doll.
45:18You're nothing
45:19but a second-rate,
45:21trying hard,
45:22coffee shop.
45:23Okay.
45:37Action!
45:39If my brother
45:41is not a pig,
45:44then I'll wait
45:47and look around me
45:50at the grey walls
45:51that surround me
45:54the green, green grounds
45:56of home.
46:10Action!
46:12Baal,
46:13Baal,
46:14Baal,
46:15you're always
46:16so careless.
46:19Do you want to poop?
46:21But you can't?
46:23Do you want to poop?
46:24But you can't?
46:26Do you want to poop?
46:27But you can't?
46:28But you can't?
46:29But you can't?
46:30But you can't?
46:351, 2, 3, come on.
46:37Action!
46:38Everybody put your hands in the air.
46:40Idol, idol,
46:42my idol is Cap.
46:45Idol, idol,
46:47my idol is Cap.
46:49Idol, idol,
46:51my idol is Cap.
46:54Idol, idol,
46:56my idol is Cap.
46:59I don't know who to approach
47:01in times of crisis
47:03and I don't know
47:04who to talk to.
47:05Please,
47:06can you not
47:07be like that?
47:08Can you not
47:09be like that?
47:10Can you not
47:11be like that?
47:12Here,
47:13he's the captain.
47:15He's the captain.
47:16He's the captain.
47:18Idol, idol,
47:20my idol is Cap.
47:22Idol, idol,
47:24my idol is Cap.
47:27Idol, idol,
47:29my idol is Cap.