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00:00Okay, don't worry. We have something new for you to estimate them.
00:04This is the second Kilos.
00:06What they will do is they will serve as tour guide or tourist guide
00:10to the group of tourists that will be visited in the picture that will be shown.
00:16Okay.
00:18There.
00:19Number one, this is for you.
00:21There.
00:23You are the tour guide in Luneta.
00:25Okay.
00:27So, join us.
00:29We are the whole group of tourists.
00:32Field trip. Let's do a field trip.
00:35Let's do a field trip.
00:37Please be quick.
00:39Please be quick.
00:40MC, don't wear a hat.
00:42Why?
00:42Because you are the one who looks like Calabaw.
00:44Why?
00:46Orange.
00:48You are orange.
00:49Why? You are not Calabaw but you are endorsed by Bilyar for example.
00:53Okay.
00:56They are shaking hands.
00:57Lasty, don't join them.
00:58Why?
00:59You are not a tourist. You are a thief in Luneta.
01:01I am still a tourist.
01:03Let's join them.
01:05We are the tourists.
01:07How will you be a tour guide if we are the tourists and you are touring us in Luneta?
01:12Action.
01:14Everybody fall in line.
01:16Fall in line.
01:18Fall in line.
01:20Fall in line.
01:22Fall in line.
01:24Fall in line.
01:26Fall in line.
01:28Okay. Very good.
01:30Let's go.
01:32Everybody, follow me.
01:34Follow.
01:36Guys, follow him.
01:38Follow me.
01:40Follow him.
01:42Follow me.
01:44Follow.
01:46Thank you. Very good. Let's go. Follow me.
01:49Susana will have a free buffet.
01:51Let's go, everybody.
01:53Buffet.
01:55Don't forget.
01:57With collagen and ginkgo biloba.
01:59Let's go.
02:01Collagen and ginkgo biloba.
02:03Mother, that's the S.S.S.
02:05Luneta.
02:07That's the S.S.S.
02:09She is with the tour.
02:11I thought she will get the funeral benefits.
02:13In Luneta.
02:15In S.S.S. 20,000.
02:17Yes.
02:19Where are we?
02:21We are in the famous Luneta Park.
02:23Luneta Park.
02:25I have a question.
02:27Yes. What's your question?
02:29How far is Luneta Park from Santara Park?
02:31They are far from each other.
02:33They are far from each other.
02:35They are far from each other.
02:37There's the angry cobra.
02:39There's the angry cobra.
02:41Angry cobra.
02:43They are far from each other.
02:45Do you have a question?
02:47Do you want to ask anything about Luneta?
02:49Luneta.
02:51Can you tell me about the history behind it?
02:53Can you tell me about the history behind it?
02:55Okay.
02:57Luneta Park is the center of the Philippines.
02:59As you can see here.
03:01Luneta Park is the center of the Philippines?
03:03Is it the equator of the Philippines?
03:09Center of the Philippines?
03:11Luneta.
03:14Luneta is the center of the Philippines?
03:16Luneta is the center of the Philippines?
03:18Yes.
03:22As you can see here.
03:24You will be seeing the famous photo bomber in the Philippines.
03:26You will be seeing the famous photo bomber in the Philippines.
03:28Where?
03:30Here.
03:32The building.
03:34Who owns the building?
03:36I think.
03:38Sharon.
03:40Sharon Luneta?
03:42Sharon Luneta?
03:44Sharon Luneta?
03:46Sharon Luneta?
03:48Sharon Luneta?
03:50Luneta is the center of the Philippines.
03:52Who owns the building?
03:54Sharon.
03:56Luneta.
03:58What else?
04:00What else?
04:02In the Luneta Park.
04:04Who is that guy in the middle?
04:06My father.
04:08Of the building?
04:10The middle unit of this condominium.
04:12Who is that guy in the middle?
04:14That's an unidentified guy.
04:16That's an unidentified guy.
04:18Can you tell us about the guy here?
04:20Can you tell us about the guy here?
04:22Here you can see Dr. Jose Rizal.
04:24Here you can see Dr. Jose Rizal.
04:26He's a doctor?
04:28He's a national hero in the Philippines.
04:30I know Dr. Jose Rizal.
04:32Why?
04:34Dr. Jose Rizal was the one who did the botox.
04:36Dr. Jose Rizal was the one who did the botox.
04:38Isn't it good?
04:40Isn't it beautiful?
04:42He looks like a cobra.
04:44He looks like a cobra.
04:46He'll go down tomorrow.
04:48What is the specialization of that doctor?
04:50What is the specialization of that doctor?
04:52We call him doctor because
04:54he wrote different novels
04:56and he was hailed as a national hero of the Philippines.
04:58and he was hailed as a national hero of the Philippines.
05:00Why did he become a doctor? Because he wrote novels?
05:02Because he studied.
05:04He studied in a different country.
05:07He has a doctorate.
05:09Is he not a medical doctor?
05:11No, he's not a medical doctor.
05:13No, he's not a medical doctor.
05:15Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he's a medical doctor.
05:17He's not a medical doctor.
05:19He became a doctor because of the doctorate?
05:21He became a doctor because of the doctorate?
05:23Yes.
05:25It is...
05:27It is...
05:29It is...
05:31It really is.
05:33Dr. Jose Rizal is not a medical doctor.
05:35Yes.
05:37Why?
05:39She told us.
05:41Why? How come?
05:43Dr. Jose Rizal is not a real doctor.
05:45What do you mean not a doctor?
05:47Not a medical doctor.
05:49Dr. Jose Rizal is not a medical doctor.
05:51He's an ophthalmologist.
05:53He's an ophthalmologist.
05:55He was the one who did his mother's eyes.
05:57He was the one who did his mother's eyes.
05:59He's an ophthalmologist.
06:01He's an ophthalmologist.
06:03Who shot Dr. Jose Rizal?
06:05Who shot Dr. Jose Rizal?
06:07The Spaniards.
06:09No, the photo.
06:11Who shot?
06:13The photographer.
06:15It was his friend.
06:17The friend shot Dr. Jose Rizal.
06:19The friend shot Dr. Jose Rizal.
06:21It was his birthday party.
06:23Rizal shot.
06:25Rizal shot.
06:27I have a question.
06:29How about Dr. Kwak Kwak?
06:32Yes, he's a doctor for animals.
06:34He's a veterinarian.
06:36Very good.
06:38Your doctor. Thank you very much.
06:40I hope you guys enjoyed the Net-A-Park.
06:44He left.
06:46Next.
06:48There's a next tour.
06:50Next tour, okay.
06:52Next place.
06:54I saw your picture.
06:56I saw your picture.
06:58Wow, that's a picture.
07:00Study with family.
07:02Wow, that's a picture.
07:04Also blonde.
07:06That's a picture.
07:08Also blonde.
07:10Blonde.
07:12That's a picture.
07:14Good afternoon.
07:16I'm your tour guide for today.
07:20Just call me King. It's my nickname.
07:22Yeah, thank you.
07:24What's your name? King.
07:26My nickname.
07:28He's a tour guide.
07:30He's a tour guide.
07:32He's a tour guide.
07:34He's a tour guide.
07:36He's a tour guide.
07:38He's a tour guide.
07:40Please stop talking and follow me.
07:42She said stop talking.
07:44I don't want to.
07:46She'll take us to Greenwich.
07:48Please stop talking.
07:54Let's walk.
07:57Why are we going?
07:59This is the Kalesa.
08:01How dare you tell me about it?
08:03I know that's my family.
08:05What can you tell us about the Kalesa?
08:07What can you tell us about the Kalesa?
08:09This is the famous...
08:11What's this?
08:13Famous what?
08:15This is the famous Showtime post.
08:17That's the Uncabogable.
08:19That's the Uncabogable.
08:21Jerry, would you like to ask anything?
08:23Could you also tell me the history
08:25behind this picture and what it is?
08:27This is Vigan.
08:29What's up?
08:31Very good, girl.
08:33It's a little love.
08:35It's a little love.
08:37You have to listen to mom.
08:39You have to listen to mom.
08:41Mom tour guide.
08:43Continue.
08:45This is Vigan.
08:47Vigan.
08:49We've only just begun.
08:51We've only just begun.
08:53Ever since the world began.
08:55Ever since the world began.
08:59Mom, can I ask something?
09:01Mom, question.
09:03Can you eat meat in Vigan?
09:05Yes.
09:07That's so easy.
09:09That's what we got.
09:11Can you eat meat in Vigan?
09:13Yes.
09:15Can you eat meat in Vigan?
09:17Yes.
09:19Why?
09:21We're so picky.
09:23That's our tour guide.
09:25He's so picky.
09:27He's a stock of onions.
09:29Not you.
09:31Maybe mom has a question.
09:33Mom, what's your question?
09:35We're not even in the same section.
09:37What section are you in?
09:39Mom, where's the bathroom?
09:41What's your question?
09:43What's your question, mom?
09:45You can ask, mom.
09:48What's your question, mom?
09:50What's the pandemic in Vigan?
09:52Oh.
09:54Sorry, also my first time in Vigan.
10:04I thought you were a tour guide.
10:06Guys, we're just accompanying each other.
10:08Tourists.
10:10Do you want to be our tour guide?
10:12This is Chahin Kutong.
10:14He's the richest in the family.
10:16He doesn't have to go to the car.
10:18It's okay.
10:20Mom, you made it hard for us.
10:22Let's go home.
10:24You're so old, mom.
10:30Thank you very much, Next.
10:32Thank you, Marie Claire.
10:34She caught us.
10:36First time in Vigan.
10:38It was a bad trip.
10:40You went to work and they brought you here.
10:42We're here.
10:44It's like a bad barangay.
10:46A bad barangay.
10:50Excuse me, where are we?
10:52Hi, everyone. Good morning.
10:54Good morning.
10:56Where are you from?
10:58I'm from here.
11:02I didn't know you're from Ulaanbaatar.
11:04Yes, we are.
11:06Good morning.
11:08We are in
11:10Chocolate Hills in Bohol.
11:13Let's go swimming.
11:15There's a resort there.
11:17Where's the pool?
11:19Right now, you can't.
11:21Who speaks Bisaya?
11:23This is Bohol.
11:25We speak Bisaya.
11:27So I can tour you around and I can speak Bisaya as well.
11:29Let's tour around.
11:31Around.
11:33Around.
11:43Can you tell us something about the tourists here?
11:45Where are you from?
11:47Where do you want to go?
11:49Where do you want to go?
11:51Here.
11:53Okay.
11:55Where do you want to go?
11:57I want to go here.
11:59Okay.
12:01I want to go here.
12:03Okay.
12:05I think it's not a mountain.
12:07It's a hill.
12:09It's a hill.
12:11But the hill is smaller.
12:13A hill is from a mountain.
12:15A hill is from a mountain.
12:17It's just smaller than a mountain.
12:21But did you know that the hills are alive?
12:23The sound of music.
12:25I've sung for a thousand years.
12:28The sound fills my heart.
12:32I think the hill is Bohol.
12:34Someone died.
12:36It's Bohol.
12:38We have a lot of Bohol.
12:40But we are here in Bohol.
12:42This is...
12:44I cannot count, but I think Chocolate Hills has like 99, 100 hills.
12:46I cannot count, but I think Chocolate Hills has like 99, 100 hills.
12:48I cannot count, but I think Chocolate Hills has like 99, 100 hills.
12:50So I would like you, because you are a tourist.
12:52I would like you to enjoy.
12:54You go to the first one.
12:56You go to the second one.
12:58You go to the third one.
13:00All the hills, you can go.
13:02This is Bohol.
13:04What can we do in Chocolate Hills?
13:06You do what you want.
13:08I'll give you 30 minutes to go around.
13:10You do what you want.
13:12I'll give you 30 minutes to go around.
13:14I see you after 30 minutes.
13:16Jared, do I have a question?
13:18Why are the hills shaped like that?
13:20Why are the hills shaped like that?
13:22They're perfect, actually.
13:24It's God's nature.
13:26Yes, it's God's nature.
13:28So we cannot do anything about it.
13:30It's God's nature.
13:32Some people tried to revise.
13:34Some people did something here,
13:36but they cannot do anything because this is nature.
13:38but they cannot do anything because this is nature.
13:40You can do everything what you want.
13:42We have Tarsier.
13:44Tarsier?
13:46The tour guide ate the phlegm.
13:48The tour guide ate the phlegm.
13:50He ate the phlegm.
13:52He's hurting me.
13:54I'm running out of water.
13:56I'm running out of water.
13:58It's too hot.
14:00Is that nature also?
14:02Is that organic?
14:04What you ate, that's organic?
14:06It's artificial.
14:08How do we get here from Manila?
14:10How do we get here from Manila?
14:12We get a flight to Tagbilaran City.
14:14We get a flight to Tagbilaran City.
14:16From Tagbilaran City, we can go to
14:18From Tagbilaran City, we can go to
14:21Chocolate Hills.
14:23Where exactly in Bohol is Chocolate Hills located?
14:25It's right around Tagbilaran.
14:27It's right around Tagbilaran.
14:29It's just spreading.
14:31It's just spreading.
14:33It's not spreading.
14:35Can you see?
14:37Yes.
14:39How about you? Can you see?
14:41Yes, a lot.
14:43I have big eyes.
14:45I have big eyes.
14:47I can see.
14:49Thank you very much.
14:53She's even speaking Korean.
14:55We're so poor.
14:57Thank you, Jaren.
14:59Thank you, Jaren.
15:01But what we learned is that the lunette is in the middle of the Philippines.
15:03But what we learned is that the lunette is in the middle of the Philippines.
15:05It's there.
15:07Maybe it's the center of attraction.
15:09I understand what you're saying.
15:11I understand what you're saying.
15:13Maybe it's the sign language.
15:15Maybe it's the sign language.
15:17Dr. Roserysal is not a doctor.
15:19She's a doctor.
15:21She's an ophthalmologist.
15:23She's an ophthalmologist.
15:25We need to correct the information.
15:27Kilometer zero.
15:29That's the movie they're showing in Metro Manila Film Festival.
15:31That's the movie they're showing in Metro Manila Film Festival.
15:33That's the movie they're showing in Metro Manila Film Festival.
15:35I know it's happening there.
15:37Of course, you're also there.
15:39Of course, you're also there.
15:41That's why we have this segment.
15:43Don't forget.
15:46So, to those who were confused
15:48when we were guided
15:50to different tourist spots,
15:52Who do you think is the real breadwinner
15:54Who do you think is the real breadwinner
15:56who is the tour guide?
15:58Right now, I'm stuck between 1 and 3.
16:00Right now, I'm stuck between 1 and 3.
16:02I was not persuaded at all by number 2
16:04I was not persuaded at all by number 2
16:06because I don't even think she knew where we were.
16:08because I don't even think she knew where we were.
16:10But in number 2, did you get your order?
16:12But in number 2, did you get your order?
16:14I was ordering.
16:16It was actually Buana Luwilier.
16:18It was actually Buana Luwilier.
16:20Sometimes, they fake it.
16:22Sometimes, they fake it.
16:24Which one do you think is faking it?
16:26I think it's number 3.
16:28I think it's number 3.
16:30I think it's number 3.
16:32But she's good.
16:34But she's good.
16:36But she's good.
16:38But she's good.
16:40But she's good.
16:42But she's good.
17:04What is she doing?
17:06What is she doing?
17:08Don't make me laugh.
17:10Don't make fun of me.
17:12If you're the happiest person in the world.
17:16He's trying to explain.
17:17Me too.
17:18Yes.
17:19You know, I lost in Pusoy last night.
17:22I walked.
17:23I walked in Pusoy.
17:24Okay.
17:25So, pick three.
17:29I pick one.
17:30You pick one?
17:31Yes.
17:32But, Mommy Flor will pick three.
17:36You don't have to listen to her.
17:37No, I think you only pick one.
17:39Because, pick one winner only.
17:41What do you pick?
17:42You pick one?
17:43I pick one.
17:44So, you pick three.
17:45You want Bato-Bato pick?
17:47So, you pick three?
17:48No, I'll pick one.
17:49You pick one.
17:50No, three.
17:51So, pick one.
17:52Yeah, three.
17:53Then, one.
17:54Just pick one.
17:55You pick one.
17:57He's confused.
17:59You know what?
18:00He can't guess this.
18:01You know what pick one is in Tagalog?
18:04What is it?
18:05Watermelon.
18:06Yeah, pick one.
18:07Watermelon.
18:11Okay, we have one more.
18:12This is the last one.
18:13Let's go to the last one.
18:14This is the question.
18:15I have a question for them.
18:16You just have to listen very carefully to their answers.
18:19Maybe you can really feel that they are the breadwinner tour guide.
18:24Okay.
18:25This is the question.
18:28Breadwinner rule number one.
18:30If you are a tour guide, you teach tourists about beautiful places.
18:38As a breadwinner, what do you want to teach your family?
18:44As a breadwinner, I want to teach my family to be responsible and independent
18:49because I financed my own studies through college by working
18:54and I hope my family learns how to be independent as well
18:58because as a human being, we have our own responsibilities
19:01and we are all responsible for our own selves.
19:04So I guess it's okay to ask for help sometimes
19:08but always remember that you also need to help yourself
19:13because no matter how many people help you,
19:16if you don't help yourself, you will never succeed.
19:20Thank you very much.
19:23She wants her family to teach her to help themselves and be responsible.
19:28Number two.
19:30If you are a tour guide, you teach tourists about beautiful places.
19:35As a breadwinner, what do you want to teach your family?
19:38To my family, I will teach them...
19:40Just teach your family if you don't want us to fight.
19:43Yes, please proceed.
19:44I will teach them not to give up on their life no matter how hard it is.
19:50Because as a breadwinner, it's really hard.
19:53Everyday...
19:56That's why everyday...
20:00First time, first time.
20:03First time.
20:04It's her first time as a vegan.
20:06Yes.
20:07Because as a breadwinner, it's really hard.
20:11Everyday, you want to give up but you need to fight for your life.
20:17Thank you very much.
20:20Number three.
20:22Please read it. I'm already tired.
20:24If you are a tour guide, you teach tourists about beautiful places.
20:28As a breadwinner, what do you want to teach your family?
20:34What I want to teach my family is that no matter what happens, family is family.
20:40Even if we fight, even if we run out of money,
20:44even if we don't have anything to eat,
20:46even if we don't know where to get our next meal,
20:50or even if we fight because of the heat of our heads,
20:55but at the end of the day, whatever happens, we are family.
21:01We fight, we are family.
21:04Even if we fight, I want to tell them that poverty is not a barrier.
21:11It's not a financial barrier that will break the family apart.
21:15Are you guys already campaigning?
21:17I think there's a party list.
21:19It's just that he doesn't have enough numbers.
21:21There's a lot of red shirts with him.
21:22Red shirts?
21:23Huh?
21:24Those red shirts.
21:25Those are your supporters.