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00:00This is the scene.
00:02For example, Jong will park.
00:04You're in a mall. You're parking in a mall.
00:06Okay.
00:06Jong will park.
00:08Then me,
00:10I'm blocking. I'm just standing.
00:12I reserved the parking.
00:14You're standing in front.
00:16I have a cell phone.
00:18That's popular now. It's going viral.
00:20Jong will park.
00:22Okay, go.
00:24Then you're the security guard, bro.
00:26Hey!
00:28Oh, my God!
00:30Oh, my God! Where are you?
00:32I want to get a passenger.
00:34You can move now.
00:36You can lose your character.
00:38You're the security guard.
00:40You're parking. This is what happens.
00:42What will you do if there's a scene like this
00:44in the parking space of your establishment?
00:46Okay.
00:48Wait a minute. This is remote.
00:50He doesn't want to move.
00:52He's okay.
00:54At least.
00:56Can I park here?
00:58Yes, sir. It's near.
01:00You're the security guard.
01:02You're the security guard.
01:04Excuse me.
01:06We're not allowed to park here.
01:08We'll fight later.
01:10We'll fight later.
01:12There's no reason for you to come in
01:14if we're not fighting.
01:16Excuse me.
01:18I parked first. Why are you blocking?
01:20It's reserved.
01:22Our car is coming.
01:24It's reserved. Where's your car?
01:26Our car is coming.
01:28Where's your ear?
01:30Sorry.
01:32This is called a car park, not a human park.
01:34Excuse me. What's going on here?
01:36We can't laugh if you come in.
01:38We'll fight later.
01:40There's no reason for you to come in.
01:42No.
01:44He doesn't know what to do.
01:46He doesn't know.
01:48He said,
01:50we didn't do anything.
01:52But he didn't laugh.
01:54You're not allowed to do anything.
01:56Who said it's not allowed?
01:58Where's the rule?
02:00Ma'am, we just entered the parking lot.
02:02It says it's not allowed.
02:04I didn't read it.
02:06Wait. I'll call someone.
02:08Call someone.
02:10I haven't dialed yet.
02:12It's released.
02:14I don't have a phone.
02:16I'll call someone.
02:18I'll call someone.
02:20It's not allowed.
02:22You can't stand there.
02:24It's not allowed.
02:26Ma'am,
02:28we need to find a way to park.
02:30How can they park?
02:32You're blocking the way.
02:34I'm in a hurry.
02:36Ma'am, I approached you.
02:38Hello.
02:40Hello.
02:42Dad.
02:44I think there's a conflict here.
02:46There's a mom.
02:48There's a mom.
02:50And there's a mamal.
02:52Mamal?
02:54He wants to park.
02:56In our parking space, dad.
02:58What am I gonna do here?
03:00What am I gonna do with these creatures?
03:02Would you like to talk to my dad?
03:04Do you know who my dad is?
03:06It's okay.
03:08We follow the rules.
03:10We follow the rules of the establishment.
03:12Wait, dad.
03:14My dad is here.
03:16Do you know who my dad is?
03:18Aren't you afraid of my dad?
03:20Aren't you afraid of my dad?
03:22I'm not afraid of anyone.
03:24Don't you know my dad?
03:26Don't you know me?
03:28This is my dad.
03:30My name is Sandro.
03:32Aren't you afraid of my dad?
03:34Dad, the parking.
03:36Aren't you afraid of me?
03:38No.
03:40Why aren't you afraid?
03:42We follow the rules here.
03:44I'm in a hurry.
03:46We'll pay for the parking.
03:48There's a special treatment here.
03:50There's no car here.
03:52Where's his car?
03:54He's using it.
03:56Wait.
03:58He doesn't have a car.
04:00I'll call someone.
04:02Oh my gosh, dad.
04:04We'll find a way.
04:06This is so embarrassing.
04:08Hello, mom.
04:10Is someone here?
04:12Mumps?
04:14He has mumps.
04:18Mom, someone's blocking the parking.
04:20This is a car park, not a horse park.
04:22Oh my gosh.
04:24You're a horse, not a horse.
04:26Dad, how can a monkey drive?
04:28I don't know, daughter.
04:30This is a parking, not a jungle.
04:32Hello.
04:34Don't you have anything to do?
04:36Sir, I'm talking to them.
04:38Talk to them too.
04:40You're in the wrong parking slot, ma'am.
04:42What's wrong?
04:44What's wrong?
04:46I'm not going to park.
04:48We're going to take a picture.
04:50I'll find another parking slot, ma'am.
04:56Guard!
04:58I'm in a hurry.
05:00I'll find another parking slot, ma'am.
05:02We're first-come, first-served.
05:04We're not allowed to stand in the parking lot.
05:08That's it.
05:10Okay, bye.
05:12Dad, let's just fly an airplane.
05:16There's a witness.
05:18And he's not laughing.
05:20Fairness.
05:22You're not laughing even though you don't have a gun.
05:24But you have a case.
05:26You can go back to your seat.
05:28He's calm.
05:38He's calm.

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