Confessions of a burglar

This thief made a group of policemen laugh out loud. Here's what happened...

Transcript

00:00How did you feel after stealing?

00:02I felt good after stealing, but later I regretted it.

00:05You regretted it?

00:18You regretted it? Why?

00:20I did the wrong thing.

00:21Is it?

00:30Yes.

00:41Mr. Khan.

00:43So, when did you start stealing?

00:48I had a fight with a friend.

00:50I walked with him.

00:52You walked with him?

00:53When he came back, I went ahead.

00:55They jumped in the house.

00:56You jumped in the house. You're a criminal.

00:58I walked with them.

00:59I saw them and I didn't know where to go.

01:01I saw how you walk.

01:02I walked with them.

01:03You walked with them.

01:12I split it among the poor.

01:13You split it among the poor?

01:14Where?

01:15Where?

01:16Cows, dogs, and any animals that get cold.

01:19Yes.

01:20They get stuck.

01:21Yes.

01:22I split it among the poor.

01:23You split it among the poor.

01:24I mixed everything.

01:25Is that so?

01:26You mixed everything?

01:27Yes.

01:29I did.

01:30That's why I split it.

01:41What will you do in jail?

01:44I'll do business after I'm released.