Brut America
  • 3 years ago
"wOmEn HaVe a LaCk Of BrAiN."

Women are combating the "alpha male" lifestyle of certain podcasts by parodying the content themselves. And the results are hilarious ...

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00:00indiscriminate sex ruins women. can you take a woman that has a promiscuous past and turn her into a wife?
00:04it's possible. is it probable? no.
00:06women are not supposed to cheat.
00:09my mother, she never cheated on my father. my father used to dog her sh-t out.
00:12women have less brain cells. scientifically pr- hi! scientifically proven that women have lack of brain. you know?
00:31females. right?
00:33makeup. bbos. why? why do you need it?
00:43what do you bring to the table? a degree? a car? me? i bring dominance. masculinity.
01:01your job is to cook, clean, and give me the mm!
01:05so what if she has two masters and a phd in psychology and makes over 50,000 more than me?
01:11what did she bring to the table?
01:13for me, yeah, it just feels like women or, do you know what i mean? women, that's what we saying,
01:19yeah, yeah. women or females, whatever, yeah, like, they're doing too much.
01:25you are and you will always be a female!
01:28allegedly women don't like it now when you cat call them and when you grope them in public
01:34and when you say inappropriate things to them in public.
01:37when females cheat, their heart is in it. and that sh!t hurts. they don't even realize.
01:42it's all emotion. it's all tied together.
01:45you cheat on me, i thought i'd cheat on you, or you cheat on me, period, you a hoe.
01:48and you got no respect for yourself, no morals, you don't love yourself.
01:51when i was growing up, yeah, like, my mom would never talk back to my dad.
01:56you understand?
01:57i have my own partially furnished apartment, i have my own 2007 kia,
02:02and i keep my pantry fully stocked with every flavor of ramen noodles.
02:06keep telling y'all, i am an alpha!
02:09b!tches, they're everywhere. get you a strong masculine man like me.
02:14jonathan, baby, come get your food.
02:16i'm not hungry!
02:17when they say, no, i don't want you to buy me a drink,
02:19but you're still trying to buy them a drink in public,
02:21apparently they don't like that anymore.
02:24and it just has me thinking, is every woman in this day and age a lesbian?
02:29she's clearly not used to an alpha male in her presence.
02:34only them beta males.
02:36if my dad says something in the house, yeah?
02:38if my dad says something, it is bond.
02:40my mom would never say anything back, yeah?
02:42me, strong man.
02:47alpha. you, beta.
02:50but when a man cheats, listen, listen to me, okay?
02:54listen to this part.
02:55when a man cheats, it's just physical.
02:59but my ex, she's a hoe!
03:01she got fed up of me cheating and that,
03:03so she want to retaliate and do what i do.
03:05be yourself!
03:06be yourself, queen!
03:07i might be 5'2", but you will never stand near me.
03:13never.
03:14oh god, i'll never hit a female, yeah?
03:15but some of these females, yeah?
03:18they're telling you what they want to eat these days.
03:20they're telling you what they want to eat.
03:21and it's like, when does this stop?
03:23now they be preaching on this whole feminine,
03:25you know, feminism or whatever that is called,
03:28and women empowering and stuff like that,
03:30but then you want to do some dickhead shit and do-
03:32you know what i'm saying?
03:34i ain't sure, but then you want to do what i do?
03:36that's exactly why all you bitches these days are single.