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00:00Welcome to ye finals of ye father-son archery contest!
00:08Let's hear it for the contestants!
00:14The winner of this contest will receive a matching set of peasant-style luggage!
00:20Ooooooh!
00:23Ooooooh!
00:25And a romantic candlelit gruel d'hiver for two at the lovely Tickled Trout Inn!
00:32How about a bite for us, guys?
00:34Come on, gruel me, babe!
00:35That ain't any gruel upon me, Jeanne!
00:37Forget it! Our finalists are those humble, lovable peasants, Dorchester Droopy and Paul Chester Dripple!
00:43Hey, I'm Paul Chester!
00:47Droopy and Dripple face a tough challenge today from our opposing team!
00:50Let's have a big hiss and boo for the team of Sir Woof-a-Lot-of-Woof-Minster and his son, Little Sticky-Minster!
01:02No mouldy bread or water for the mutts!
01:05No more mouldy bread! Oh, no!
01:08At least a mouldy bagel!
01:09That's my boy!
01:12Our first contest will be a flying target held by one of our highly-trained team of peasants!
01:18I'm the greatest archer since Robin Hood!
01:21I knew Robin Hood, and you're no Robin Hood!
01:25Yeah, you're not even made Marianne!
01:28All right! Pull!
01:42Hurray!
01:44Hey, it beats my last job as a royal speed-bump!
01:47Oh, how about that, folks? What amazing shooting!
01:51The score is even!
01:53Yeah, even schmieben! We have not yet begun to see!
01:59What a game!
02:02Now, prepare yourself for the next archery contest featuring the two sons, Ponchester Triple and Little Stinky!
02:16And now, for the traditional old English watermelon toss!
02:20Throw the melon!
02:26Now, it's Dribble's turn!
02:30Now, it's Dribble's turn!
02:32Let's see how high up he can throw this cannonball!
02:39Throw the melon!
02:42Come on, Pop!
03:00And now, sports fans and peasants, for our next competition, archery whilst horseback riding!
03:07Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
03:13Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
03:16Well, this makes crazy!
03:18And now, it's Sir Wolfalo's turn!
03:29Yeah!
03:41Yep!
03:50Anyone wanna swap their old man for mine?
03:54Bienvenue à l'arrivée de l'épreuve !
03:56Notre prochaine compétition sera le tir de distance !
03:59Héhé, c'est génial !
04:01Vas-y, père !
04:08Ok, prêt ?
04:14Hé, voyons voir si quelqu'un pète ça !
04:16J'essaierai d'aller un pas plus en arrière.
04:21Oh oh !
04:24Oh oh oh !
04:35Oh oh oh oh !
04:41Et maintenant, notre finale compétition !
04:44Un véritable test de sinew,
04:46des nerfs rares,
04:47des muscles exposés,
04:49et de bonnes gouttes !
04:52Oh yeah, boss !
04:54On va mettre des pommes sur les deux garçons,
04:57et les pères tireront un arbre à travers chaque pomme !
05:00Mettez les pommes à l'arbre à 150 mètres !
05:03Pommes ?
05:04Arbres ?
05:08C'est tout, père !
05:10Et maintenant, comme partie de cette compétition,
05:12nos braves compétiteurs seront blindés !
05:16Ça sera génial !
05:18Hein ?
05:20Il a dit...
05:21Blindé !
05:23Les archers sont prêts ?
05:25Prêts !
05:26Les victimes ?
05:28Je veux dire...
05:29Les objectifs sont prêts ?
05:31Aimer ?
05:35Oh mon Dieu !
05:37Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
05:38Gone Fishing ?
05:40Ah, ces enfants de la moitié !
05:42Ils s'en foutent !
05:43Ils se sacrifient,
05:44et ils ne veulent même pas qu'on les utilise comme objectifs !