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00:00In Osaka in the 90s, Umeda Kagetsu and Shintai Baisuji 2-chome theater were in a situation of intense sparks.
00:08The legendary incident broke out.
00:11Ah, it came out.
00:14One day, while walking with Fujimoto, Koyabu, and Ponta...
00:17Fujimoto was there too.
00:18I was there too.
00:19That's right.
00:21This is, this is...
00:23Umeda Kagetsu, everyone.
00:26Chihara Jr., Kendo Kobayashi, and Savannah Takahashi's 2-chome team met by chance.
00:32And then...
00:34What are you doing here?
00:37Let's have a comedy street fight.
00:40What's a comedy street fight?
00:42It was a sudden comedy battle.
00:46It's funny.
00:48Let's do it.
00:50No, no, no, wait!
00:52What are you talking about, Jr.?
00:54I'm surprised.
00:56I feel sorry for you, Jr.
00:58No, but...
00:59I'm having fun.
01:00You're pathetic.
01:02You're pathetic.
01:04In the end, Fujimoto's heart was broken by Koyabu, and there was no contest.
01:09For Koyabu, who was full of motivation, it was a brilliant ending.
01:16Who remembers the most?
01:18I think I'm the most accurate.
01:20Everyone says it in the report, but it's all wrong.
01:23I'll ask you again from Koyabu's point of view.
01:26What happened at the 2-chome theater with Kagesu Umeda?
01:29Doi and I were walking from Amemura River with Fujimoto.
01:34Shinsaibashi-suji.
01:36It was near the end of the year, and it was still bright inside the arcade.
01:41We were walking, and Junya, Kendo Kobayashi, and Takahashi came from the other side.
01:46I thought I'd say,
01:50From a distance,
01:52Isn't this Kagesu Umeda?
01:55Isn't this Kagesu Umeda?
01:58Really?
01:59We've never talked to Junya.
02:03Let's have a funny street fight.
02:06I thought it was really funny.
02:08I thought this should be a good trend.
02:11Let's do it.
02:13I felt like that, and Fujimoto said,
02:15Junya, I'm scared.
02:18Let's have a street fight.
02:21I thought it was pathetic.
02:24That's right.
02:26In the middle of the south.
02:28It's not funny.
02:30There are no judges.
02:31If this is Umeda and 2-chome theater,
02:33Let's have a street fight.
02:36Let's say one by one.
02:38I think it's okay to just go home.
02:42Including Junya,
02:45Takahashi and Kendo Kobayashi,
02:48I stopped them.
02:50I stopped them.
02:52I thought it was going to end.
02:54Let's have a funny street fight.
02:56Let's do it.
02:58I laughed.
03:00When I touched him, he said,
03:01You're pathetic.
03:03You're carrying Kagesu Umeda.
03:05I was really angry.
03:09That's the fact from the point of view of Koyabu.
03:12What was Fujimoto's point of view?
03:13That's right.
03:16No, I stopped him.
03:18Koyabu, why do you have to do this?
03:21Let's do it.
03:23I was determined to stop him.
03:26By the way,
03:282-chome theater's Ken Kobayashi's memory.
03:32Fujimoto didn't say,
03:34Junya,
03:36I think his body was leaning towards the floor.
03:41What?
03:43Koyabu,
03:46He was just looking at me.
03:48He was just kneeling.
03:51It's true.
03:53It's true.
03:55You're looking at me like that.
03:56No.
03:57You have eyes, so you can kneel.
04:00I want to kneel soon.
04:02Koyabu said later,
04:05Koyabu said,
04:07Let's do it.
04:09I said, let's do it.
04:11Junya was angry,
04:13but he looked happy.
04:19Don't be dramatic.
04:21It's true.
04:22Anger and joy are mixed.
04:24Kagesu Umeda praised me like this.
04:27I stopped him.
04:31If Fujimoto was still like this,
04:33he wouldn't have been able to stand up.
04:36If he was still like this,
04:38he wouldn't have been able to stand up.
04:40Koyabu and Junya.
04:42Why?
04:44Fujimoto and Junya were in the same class.
04:47Junya was in the same class, but he was scared.
04:49He was scared.
04:51He was afraid.
04:53I met Kentaki for the first time.
04:56That boy?
04:57He was kind.
04:58I went to 2-chome theater.
05:00I went to 2-chome theater.
05:02I felt sorry for him.
05:04He thought he would connect with Fujimoto.
05:06He thought he would connect with Fujimoto.
05:08But he was a foreigner.
05:10Who is a foreigner?
05:12He didn't want to protect Umeda.
05:14He didn't want to protect Umeda.
05:16It's all about Umeda.
05:18It's all about Umeda.
05:20It's all about Umeda.
05:22He went to 2-chome.
05:24He went to 2-chome.
05:26I felt sorry for him.
05:28Fujimoto, me, and Tsuyoshi.
05:30and me and Tsuyoshi-san were having a meal and we were walking on Hikkake Bridge.
05:35Fujimoto-san was riding his bicycle and was a little ahead of us.
05:38I was walking with Tsuyoshi-san and on the Hikkake Bridge,
05:41there were about 7 host people.
05:44They said,
05:45Oh, it's the Nagawa family.
05:46It's the younger brother of the Nagawa family.
05:49Tsuyoshi-san was small, so he must have thought it was his brother.
05:51It's the younger brother.
05:52Oh, it's the one I don't like.
05:54The moment I said that, Tsuyoshi-san went like this.
05:58I said, Who are you?
06:00He rushed into the host.
06:02I've never had a fight, but I thought I'd go first,
06:04so I followed him.
06:06I said, Huh? Huh?
06:08I said it for a moment, but there was an adult host.
06:11I said, I'm sorry.
06:13He apologized to me.
06:16Tsuyoshi-san said, Who are you?
06:20I said, I'm sorry.
06:22The adult said, I'm sorry, too.
06:24Let's go.
06:25I thought it was good.
06:26I thought, Huh? Huh?
06:27I thought, Huh? Huh?
06:29He was so small.
06:31I said, You guys, stop it.
06:34He was so small.
06:35He was on a hook bridge, but he was so big that he could go over Lotteria.
06:39He was as big as the bottom of Iroha's cheek.
06:41He was as big as the bottom of Iroha's cheek.
06:43He was riding a bicycle.
06:45I said, You guys, don't fight.
06:47He was so small.
06:49I was so pathetic at that time.
06:52He had a big face.
06:55Well, well, well.
06:57Tell me.
06:58Really?
06:59Yes.
07:00Which one are you talking about?
07:02The one in the middle?
07:03Yes.
07:04Don't you remember that?
07:05I don't remember at all.
07:06I've said it a few times.
07:07I don't know if you're trying to lighten your sins because you don't remember it on air.
07:12It was recorded.
07:13It's one-on-one.
07:14It's one-on-one.
07:16I don't know if there's a comment on the Internet saying that there may be a misunderstanding.
07:21This is 100% true.
07:23Wait a minute.
07:24If you ask Tsuyoshi, you'll know.
07:25Yes.
07:26Isn't it just Kourin who's going to be attacked today?
07:28No, no, no.
07:29Kourin can't do anything.
07:31Are you coming to me?
07:32No, no, no.
07:33No, no, no.
07:34Kourin, did you have a straight fight?
07:38Yes, I did.
07:39What's your point of view?
07:41Well, as Koyabu said, Fujimoto was scared anyway.
07:46Wait a minute.
07:48After that, Koyabu said I was pathetic.
07:51It's the same.
07:52After that, Koyabu said I was scary.
07:55He said that to me many times.
07:57He said, Koyabu doesn't know the fear of juniors.
07:59He said that to me many times.
08:01He's like a little boy.
08:02I was really scared of juniors.
08:04I was scared.
08:05Well, Pon-chan.
08:06Before the break, let's hear from the members of Umeda Kagezu.
08:10What kind of senior was Fujimoto?
08:14There was also a pretty serious bullying.
08:16Yes.
08:17He really took good care of me.
08:20He came to my house a lot.
08:22Yes, he did.
08:23I stayed at his house.
08:25When I went to stay at his house, I fell asleep.
08:30I heard the sound of the shower.
08:33I heard the sound of Fujimoto coming out.
08:36I heard the sound of Fujimoto coming out.
08:41I heard the sound of Fujimoto coming out.
08:42I heard the sound of Fujimoto coming out.
08:43I heard the sound of Fujimoto coming out.
08:48I was like, what?
08:50I was like, what?
08:52I went to see him.
08:54He was doing a gag.
08:56He was doing a gag.
09:01Wait a minute.
09:02Wait a minute.
09:03Is this a break?
09:05Is this a break?
09:07Wait a minute.
09:14Next week.
09:17Here are the lineup for the future.
09:20I thought the kids in Tokyo were free announcers.
09:23Next week, the uncontrollable spirit, Kizuna AI, will run for the state.
09:27I am grateful for all the sounds.
09:32I started with Tezuji.
09:33I started with Tezuji.
09:34I'm sorry!
09:36The special edition of Shampoo Tetsuji's charm!
09:40The unknown Tetsuji's honest voice!
09:44It's totally different from what I expected.
09:54After experiencing Yoshimoto Shinkigeki's Zacho,
09:56Koebu, who is loved by his juniors for his unruly behavior,
10:02he was once in danger of retirement as an entertainer.
10:07That's not Mr. Fuji.
10:08What are you doing, Mr. Fuji?
10:09At the timing when he was about to retire as a duo
10:11as a result of President Fruits' activities,
10:14What are you talking about? You're just a normal person.
10:16You're just a normal person.
10:20I'm going to be a writer.
10:23I want the duo to disband.
10:27I see. I understand.
10:30Suddenly, his partner told him that he wanted to be a writer.
10:34He was forced to disband the duo.
10:38I don't think I'll be able to leave my closest partner.
10:44It's been a few thousand years.
10:47Let's break up.
10:51Koebu bought a magazine as soon as the disbandment was decided.
10:57I've decided to get married before that.
11:00There's a job for a 27-year-old high school student.
11:09A game scenario writer?
11:11Sounds interesting.
11:14He looked for a new job,
11:16and decided to quietly retire without telling anyone around him.
11:22However, two days later,
11:24he heard about Koebu's situation from somewhere.
11:30Koebu, is it true that you're going to disband?
11:33And you're trying to quit being a comedian.
11:37Why should I know?
11:38I told the company not to tell anyone.
11:45You guys are so funny.
11:48If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't be saved.
11:50Why can't you guys sell?
11:54It's still a minus.
11:56Why are you crying?
11:58It's a win-win situation.
12:00It's a win-win situation.
12:02Koebu was convinced with tears in his eyes.
12:06What's more...
12:09Koebu, let's hang out.
12:11I'm at home.
12:13I took a bath.
12:15What are you talking about?
12:17Please hurry up.
12:19Koebu is coming, too.
12:22For some reason, he was invited to the wild bomb scene by his junior,
12:26and went home.
12:30Koebu, please quit.
12:33Why should I know?
12:37I heard from Cole.
12:40That guy...
12:43Koebu will definitely sell.
12:47Koebu will definitely quit being a comedian.
12:50Right?
12:54They kept persuading each other.
13:05In addition, Koebu told his senior, Aihara.
13:10You're one of the comedians I think is amazing.
13:14You should quit.
13:17I'm glad you said that.
13:22And his senior, Haramishi, who has been taking care of him since his debut.
13:29If I were Koebu's partner, I would never quit.
13:34You have talent.
13:37You should be confident.
13:43Me, too.
13:45After that, the attention from the surrounding comedians continued.
13:49Koebu was moved by the passionate words thrown at him every time.
13:53He decided to continue being a comedian.
13:56Since then, he has been continuing to be a comedian with gratitude in his heart.
14:02That's great.
14:05Koebu, you wanted to quit being a comedian in 2001.
14:09You wanted to play soccer.
14:11How long have you been doing that?
14:13About 7 years.
14:15I was surprised. Did you have that kind of atmosphere?
14:18It's a sign to make a new story.
14:21I was thinking of a story.
14:23I always called and said,
14:25I got a call from my partner.
14:27I forgot it, but I was making a great story.
14:32It was the best timing.
14:34He said,
14:35If you say that, I'll quit.
14:37I said,
14:38Really?
14:39I'll be a soccer player.
14:41Really?
14:42You didn't say, Why?
14:45I knew I couldn't change it if I decided.
14:49Until then, I said,
14:51I'll quit about twice.
14:53There are two buttons, but I'm pressing one.
14:56I said that a few years ago.
14:58It's a combination like that.
15:01I said it twice.
15:02After that, I was full of motivation.
15:05I said I would quit.
15:07I came back from the family restaurant.
15:09I went to Lawson.
15:11I saw Travail and Duda.
15:13I lost my job.
15:16I've never had a job or a social life.
15:18I don't know how many job opportunities there are.
15:21In the 27th year of high school.
15:24I went to the bookstore the next day.
15:26I went to my job and stood there.
15:28Are you going to tell Yoshimoto that you're going to quit soon?
15:31My partner is Yutan.
15:35Until the end of July,
15:37I'm going to do the radio show.
15:40I can't quit right away.
15:42It's not until the end of July.
15:44I told Yoshimoto.
15:46I don't want to quit.
15:49I want to get off with everyone.
15:51I'm going to quit.
15:53Please don't let everyone know.
15:55I want to fade out as much as possible.
15:57You want to quit quietly?
15:58I told the entertainer not to say it.
16:01I'm not a boy.
16:03Only the employees know.
16:06When I was in college, Kohori and I were close.
16:11We were rivals.
16:14When Nichoken was popular,
16:16Takashige and I were drinking.
16:18He said,
16:19You guys are funny, but why aren't you popular?
16:21I cried.
16:23You guys are funnier than us, but why aren't you popular?
16:26I thought it was dull.
16:30It's different.
16:33I've been young for a long time.
16:35I want to say,
16:36I won't lose to you.
16:37I'm popular because I'm a great person.
16:40I'm not popular.
16:41It's a fact.
16:42You guys are funny, but why aren't you popular?
16:47It's persistent.
16:49Why aren't you popular?
16:52You can cry.
16:54You guys are funny, but why aren't you popular?
16:58You guys are 30% popular.
17:02Why do you get scolded for this?
17:06If you're in a good mood, you'll be popular.
17:09At that time, I didn't have a smartphone, so I didn't have a place to run.
17:12You were crying, so you wanted to watch the news on your smartphone.
17:16If I had a smartphone, I could watch it on YouTube.
17:20I didn't have time at that time.
17:22I was a kid.
17:24I went to Tokyo once in a while.
17:26I came back to the base.
17:28I asked the staff of the woman who was hitting the computer.
17:30How are you, Billie Jean?
17:32Are you okay?
17:34I was naturally worried.
17:36I don't know what she said.
17:38She said,
17:40She said,
17:42She said,
17:44She said,
17:46She said,
17:48She said,
17:50She said,
17:52She said,
17:54He called Rossi.
17:56He's going to disband the RC Ark Cayabu.
17:58Do you know him?
18:00He's going to disband the RC Ark Cayabu.
18:02Rossi was surprised.
18:04That's how the RC Ark Cayabu was born.
18:06Do you want to come for a drink?
18:08I like Kochi's persuasion.
18:10I was shocked.
18:12I'm a little embarrassed.
18:14I've never seen anyone who looks like this before.
18:18It's a face.
18:20I don't know.
18:22At the time, the face that was shown on the detergent,
18:24he did it while talking.
18:27It was really me, Rossi, and Ponta.
18:30We were talking with four entertainers.
18:33The three of us were laughing so much that our stomachs would burst.
18:36It was about Koyabu-san.
18:37With the face, right?
18:38With the face.
18:39The final scene was really funny.
18:41I thought I was going to lose someone really important.
18:44I couldn't look at his face anymore.
18:46His face was all I could see.
18:48All I could see was his face.
18:51Pon-chan, were you surprised when you heard he was quitting?
18:54No, I didn't know what to do.
18:57As expected of Pon-chan.
18:59President Furutsu was disbanding in a row.
19:04Pon-chan was disbanding at that time?
19:06Yes.
19:07I heard that Koyabu was going to disband.
19:11It was hard for me to tell him to continue being an entertainer.
19:17I see.
19:18He often said he was going to be a truck driver.
19:23I thought he was here at that time.
19:25I prepared a soft thing to wrap around the steering wheel.
19:29For the farewell party?
19:30Yes.
19:31I thought it was about time.
19:34I also prepared a flower for the change.
19:35That's enough of that.
19:37That's the story of the company.
19:40A small flower.
19:43I don't care about the flower.
19:45I only care about the company.
19:47Then, Koyabu was going to have a meal.
19:51I couldn't go, so I asked him to go.
19:53You asked him to go?
19:54You didn't go?
19:55No, I didn't.
19:56That part was a lie, right?
19:57What?
19:58What?
19:59It's not that you're bad.
20:02What are you?
20:05It's not that I'm bad.
20:06It's not that you're bad.
20:07I know that.
20:08But I want to hear that kind of story.
20:11It's not that.
20:12It's a little different from the story about why you can't sell it.
20:16It's a little different.
20:18At this time, I told Rossi first.
20:20I heard you were going to quit if you were surprised.
20:23Of course.
20:24Because I was sad.
20:25What did you say?
20:26What did you say?
20:27What do you call it?
20:28What do you call it?
20:29Was it octopus soup?
20:30Yes.
20:31This is a story I was praised for.
20:33It's a shame to say it on a big Kansai TV show.
20:39Why?
20:40I'll tell you as a compliment.
20:43Mr. Aihara said, don't quit.
20:45It's hard to stop you from quitting, but there are four entertainers I thought were funny.
20:52One is Kuroda.
20:53He's the worst human being, but it's funny to say.
20:56Watanabe.
20:58I like Jyarizumu, too.
21:01And Haranichan.
21:04And you.
21:05At that time, I was surprised.
21:07I didn't know he thought so much about me.
21:11Mr. Watanabe of Jyarizumu is a great person.
21:14I didn't know Haranichan thought so much about me.
21:20When I was told by my partner, I thought I couldn't do it in this world.
21:27I didn't know that such a senior messenger thought so much about me.
21:33I wanted to stay a little longer.
21:38I was surprised when I heard that you would quit.
21:41But this time, I want to show it to my children.
21:46What are you talking about?
21:49I'm not good at making jokes.
21:53I'm in charge of duplicating jokes.
21:56I'm in charge of making jokes.
21:59When I saw what kind of food the person who made the main dish would make,
22:03I thought it was a waste because I had been making funny jokes since I was young.
22:12Haranichan.
22:14I went to a beer garden.
22:18At that time, I heard from my partner that it was decided to disband.
22:24If I were my partner, I would never disband.
22:28I would never let go of the key to making money like you.
22:32I liked it at that time.
22:34It was a game that was very popular until now.
22:40It was a face game like Koi-chan said.
22:43There were many.
22:45It was a face game.
22:47There were many face games.
22:50The face you make when you're laughing is funny.
22:54I laughed a lot.
22:56I cried a lot.
22:58The person who made the face game would quit.
23:00I'm the same.
23:01The person who makes a power joke is Kekuraman.
23:06I saw this.
23:08I know this.
23:10I don't think it's funny now.
23:12The president of Fruits is riding a metal train.
23:14When you get to Tsuruhashi, the train to the south and the train to the north are close to each other.
23:23At that time, I said, look at it.
23:25I looked out the window.
23:29The woman on the metal train over there laughed at us.
23:40At Tsuruhashi, the train to the south and the train to the north are close to each other.
23:46It's a power game.
23:48There are many face games.
23:50Wacky and Chu-ei.
23:52I felt something similar.
23:54I think it's a waste to talk about it.
23:58It's a bit more of a game than it is now.
24:01A lot of comedians stopped Kojima.
24:04I probably said it too.
24:06I didn't say anything.
24:08I forgot to say it.
24:11I prayed at the shrine.
24:14I prayed that Kojima wouldn't quit.
24:16I've never been to a shrine.
24:18I don't know that.
24:20I don't know that.
24:24How many years does it take to get to Zacho?
24:26Four years.
24:27That's fast.
24:29It's a great tempo.
24:31My seniors bought it for me.
24:35Did you feel happy when you did it with A?
24:38I was very happy.
24:40I cried at home when I became Zacho.
24:43Really?
24:45Did you shake your head?
24:47I don't know about the house.
24:49I kept saying 36.
24:54Don't dig in.
24:56Why?
24:58Why?
25:00I think it's cute.
25:02I think it's cute.
25:04I think it's cute.
25:0636.
25:10It's difficult to cry while saying it.
25:16It's too gentle.
25:1836.
25:20How about you, Koori?
25:22This is the harmonica I was playing at that time.
25:32I don't use anything because I'm listening to 36.
25:38It's a taste of food.
25:40It's a taste of food.
25:42I feel like I'm eating something with cheese flavor.
25:46Koori called Rossi at that time.
25:51I was able to work with people around here.
25:55I was able to work with people around here.
25:59I thought I talked to a woman.
26:03I was able to talk to Rossi and call Koori.
26:07I was able to talk to Rossi and call Koori.
26:12It's all thanks to everyone.
26:18I think the next song is Ginza 7 Chome.
26:21I don't know much about this.
26:23Gokuraku, Tongbo, Yandere.
26:25I think it's more serious.
26:28Don't doro-doro stay kiss kiss. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll do it again. So more a son took a Zenkai
26:34I think a son took out there. I'm a skinny. That's money. God. What do you say?
26:40What I took on a day. I got shot. Oh, yeah, I guess you
26:44Come on, I see. Oh, no, they got that. I got
26:50None there none there
26:52There's a lot to it. I know you're gonna get it. I'm on the end of the morning. Yeah, but they're trying to go pee
26:57It's really good. I can't go out. You've got me there's a lot to talk about
27:00I don't want to go around today. Oh, yeah, but okay, so no coba to cut it
27:05Come on, come on. Yeah, there's even just a kiss. Thank you. Step on up there
27:09Hey, son, choose me to talk about a son. No, they said no shogun. They took the tsukuri tight you got
27:16a son no
27:18You
27:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
28:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:23Thank you, thank you, thank God.
28:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.