薛之谦时隔不到一年又来马啦！还是一如往常的幽默啊！
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00:00请问这里姓不姓
00:02马来西亚
00:05请问这里姓不姓
00:06呃 瓜拉伦普
00:08哈喽
00:09阿卡
00:10Earth people
00:12Earth 地球人
00:13Are you good
00:15Good is good
00:16Maybe I see you twice
00:19But
00:20你今天就当过是first
00:23Unbelievable
00:24Oh my goodness
00:26地球人居然跟我长得一模一样呢
00:29Let me see your 热情
00:32I'm your boss
00:34你们所有人全部都加起来都没我
00:38长得
00:39帅
00:40Unbelievable
00:42你在我们星星是最成功的
00:45Shit
00:46更多
00:47I'm 14 years old already
00:49要求不要这么高
00:50能保养成这样已经非常的不容易了
00:52已经very good了
00:53You know why I look like so young
00:55Because I use a little bit of
00:57玻尿酸
01:00Not too much
01:02I hate 黄牛
01:04So we have a ticket knowledge
01:06for cheap your ticket
01:07If you 买的是黄牛票
01:09一会儿你的荧光棒就会变成黄色
01:11If you 买的是正常票
01:13一会儿你的荧光棒就会变成任何颜色
01:15Are you okay
01:16讲话
01:17Come on
01:18我要捡票了
01:193
01:202
01:211
01:22捡
01:26天哪
01:27穿这样穿这样几路跑来的
01:29加上我已经打了好几次了