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00:00Yesterday, the next level, basic battle started for the first day of Kalokalike Phase 4, Road to the Ultimate Face-Off.
00:09And the showtime stage of their Kalokalikes, Jackie Gonzaga.
00:15You're a very good dancer.
00:17Both of your songs are good.
00:19Jordan Clarkson.
00:20Jordan Clarkson, you're so good.
00:22You really look like a Kalokalike.
00:24Mimi Maloy.
00:25What you're about to see is a level up.
00:28She's a robber.
00:29The winner of Super Tekla.
00:32I congratulate you because you really enjoyed your showtime.
00:38Snoop Dogg.
00:39It's like she was given a gift from God.
00:41She really looks like a Kalokalike.
00:44And Piolo Pascual.
00:45You're really rooting for Piolo, right?
00:48That kind of projection, ultimate hard rock.
00:51Congratulations, you're now in the Ultimate Face-Off.
00:54Snoop Dogg, learn to dance.
00:57Super Tekla of Zafarga.
00:59Mimi Maloy of Kakyam Te Oro.
01:02This Tuesday, the new batch of talented faces will battle it out.
01:07Ariana Grande.
01:08Steve Harvey.
01:10Lovie Poe.
01:10Catherine Bernardo.
01:12Danielle Padilla.
01:13And Carlos Yulo.
01:15Watch out for their face-off.
01:17Only here on Kalokalike Phase 4.
01:20Road to the Ultimate Face-Off.
01:23Ta-da!
01:28You're back, my fellow contestants.
01:32So you won't be disappointed.
01:34Is that a new?
01:36Welcome to Kalokalike Phase 4.
01:41Road to the Ultimate Face-Off.
01:44It's no longer new to them, the competitors of Kalokalike.
01:48Like our Rados Unarian, the OG rockstar tag team.
01:51Now it's showtime.
01:53Jukes and Teddy.
01:59Comedy diva, Rufame Quinto.
02:06Miss Universe Philippines 2019, Gazzini Gandados.
02:11And the first contestant is Ade, Gladys Reje.
02:21Today, six semi-finalists will battle it out on the showtime stage for the face-off.
02:28And the highest score that our judges can give to each contestant.
02:34Three of them will compete in the new face-off.
02:39The Ultimate Kalokalike Face-Off.
02:42And the winner is...
02:44300,000 Pesos!
02:48Let's meet the first semi-finalists.
02:53Aion and Jackie.
02:55Yes, K-Jung.
02:56He's been here before to promote his new movie.
03:00And of course, Madlove.
03:04Yes, I can't wait to see Madlove People.
03:07I'm sure they're excited.
03:09Wait, who's this?
03:10It's me.
03:13This is not Kalokalike Original, this is Madlove People Original.
03:17So there's no doubt, this is not Kalokalike Natural Natural.
03:22Madlove People are excited.
03:24She's also ready to break free to prove that she's the best Kalokalike.
03:31Here's semi-finalist number one, Ariana Grande of Makati City!
03:37Let's go!
03:42Honey, shall we sing with me?
03:44One, two, three.
03:52Semi-finalist number one, Ariana Grande of Makati City!
03:57Hi, Ariana!
03:59How are you?
04:01Welcome back!
04:03Nice to see you!
04:05Congrats, your new movie's coming out soon!
04:07Yeah, it's actually showing tomorrow.
04:09What's the title?
04:10It's called Wicked.
04:12Wicked means Saturday and Sunday?
04:15No, it's Wicked!
04:17Oh, it's Wicked.
04:19The Wicked.
04:20Like what you did, it's Wicked, you know?
04:22Yeah, that's so cool.
04:23Sorry, what?
04:24Yeah, what you did today is Wicked.
04:27What?
04:32Wicked.
04:33What's the name of your character there?
04:35My name is Glinda.
04:37Glinda.
04:38What?
04:39Glinda.
04:40Glinda.
04:41Glinda.
04:42Belinda?
04:43No.
04:44Glinda.
04:45Glinda.
04:46Ma'am Glinda of Glinda.
04:48I don't think so.
04:50Ariana Grande, do you know Ariana Mucho?
04:53Ariana Mucho?
04:54Oh, it's Ariana Lucho!
04:56Yeah!
04:57Mucho!
04:58Mucho!
04:59I love that!
05:00In America, it's Ariana One Litre.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03It's like that, though.
05:04It's like that.
05:05I just want to clarify that I'm Ariana Grande, not the Starbucks drink.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Oh, you're not the Starbucks drink.
05:13What do you feel if others tell that you're Grande-sized in Starbucks?
05:18I think I'm just tall.
05:19Oh, you're just tall.
05:21You're just short.
05:22It's tall.
05:23Yes.
05:24Yes.
05:25How about Venti?
05:26Venti is tall.
05:27I think, wait, hold on.
05:29I know that.
05:30That's 20.
05:31Yeah.
05:3220 is 20?
05:33No, no, no.
05:34It's 20.
05:35What is it?
05:36It's the calf.
05:37It's Venti.
05:38Venti!
05:39Venti!
05:40You're so witty, huh?
05:41You're so witty today.
05:42Yes, I'm a witty bird.
05:46So, how are you?
05:47How are you now, Ariana?
05:48I'm feeling really good, and I'm just so glad to be here back in Showtime with some my
05:54love people!
05:57It's so good to see you again.
05:58I love y'all.
06:01Are you not tired?
06:02You're doing so good.
06:03Oh my gosh, I'm gonna cry.
06:04We're gonna talk to each other.
06:08Where's your lollipop?
06:09Oh, wait.
06:12It's in your jacket pocket.
06:13Oh, thank you.
06:14I think I'll eat it anymore.
06:15I think Bella wants to try it.
06:16No, never.
06:17Try it.
06:18Try it.
06:19What's it made for?
06:20What's it made for?
06:21No, I don't know.
06:22What's it made for?
06:23Come on.
06:24Bella.
06:25Bella.
06:26Mom, I'm allergic.
06:27Allergic to?
06:28Allergic to lollipops.
06:29To the jacket?
06:31Mom, your favorite is lollipop, right?
06:33Never.
06:34You know who loves lollipops?
06:35Who?
06:36Kimmy.
06:37Oh, Kimmy.
06:38Come on, try it.
06:39Try it, Kimmy.
06:42You try it.
06:43I think it's unsanitary.
06:44Unnecessary?
06:45Unsanitary.
06:46It's okay.
06:47You want to wash it?
06:49You want to wash it?
06:50Yeah.
06:51With a soap.
06:54With Ajax.
06:55I think Grandpa Mario wants to try it.
06:58What?
06:59Grandma Mario.
07:00Grandma Mario.
07:01Grandma Mario.
07:02Grandma Mario.
07:03Yes.
07:04Grandma Mario.
07:05Oh, Grandma and Grande.
07:08It's a match.
07:09Ariana Grandma.
07:11Grandma Mario, do you want to try?
07:13No.
07:14No.
07:15Okay, let's go to Grandma Mario.
07:17Oh, dear.
07:18Grandma Mario.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:21I just had my sugar count.
07:24It's 150.
07:25Oh, no.
07:26Oh, no.
07:27Grandma Mario.
07:28No, no, no.
07:29No, Grandma Mario.
07:30No.
07:31You're a media?
07:32You're a media?
07:33No.
07:34I'm from University of the Philippines.
07:37Hi, Grandma.
07:38She doesn't meet us.
07:40No.
07:41I thought your sugar is 150.
07:43Yes.
07:44You're a media.
07:45Media, please.
07:48Conce, ya.
07:49Conce.
07:50Just kidding.
07:51Just kidding, Grandma.
07:52I love you.
07:53Welcome to Showtime, Grandma.
07:54Welcome to Showtime, Grandma Mario.
07:55Is this sugar-free?
07:57No.
07:58Yeah.
07:59What?
08:00Why do you always eat lollipop?
08:02Because it helps with my vocal chords.
08:04Really?
08:05Yeah.
08:06Can you sing with lollipop?
08:08Can you sing with lollipop?
08:10Can you try?
08:11I don't think so.
08:14Ate Reg is singing KND, right?
08:17Yes.
08:18She's doing lollipop.
08:19Balda.
08:20Is that a new?
08:21What?
08:22Is that a new?
08:23A new what?
08:24A new what?
08:25A new lollipop?
08:26Can you ask the lollipop?
08:27Is that a new?
08:28What?
08:29Is that a new lollipop?
08:30A new lollipop?
08:31From your pocket?
08:32No.
08:33I kind of went through this early this morning.
08:34Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:36What did she say?
08:37She's crazy.
08:38She doesn't have time.
08:39Hey, Ariana.
08:40Ariana.
08:41How long have you been here in the Philippines?
08:42How long?
08:43Actually, I just landed this morning.
08:44This morning?
08:45This morning?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Because it's the premiere of Wicked.
08:48This morning?
08:49Premiere of Wicked.
08:50What time?
08:51Last Saturday.
08:52Last Saturday.
08:53Last Saturday.
08:54Last Saturday.
08:55Last Saturday.
08:56I saw you here.
08:57No.
08:58That's not me.
08:59That's probably not me.
09:00That's probably not you.
09:01Have you tasted Filipino food already?
09:02Yeah.
09:03What's your favorite?
09:04We have balut lollipop.
09:05I like adobo.
09:06Adobo.
09:07Adobo.
09:08What kind of adobo?
09:09Dry or wet?
09:10Adobo lollipop.
09:11Dry or wet?
09:12Dry or with soup?
09:13With sauce or without sauce?
09:14With sauce.
09:15Wait.
09:16Wait.
09:17Wait.
09:18Wait.
09:19Wait.
09:20Wait.
09:21Wait.
09:22Wait.
09:23Wait.
09:24There's soap.
09:25What?
09:26What?
09:27Mid.
09:28Mid.
09:29Not too dry, not too saucy.
09:30You know what I mean?
09:31Not too dry, not too saucy.
09:32How about chicken or pork?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Chicken.
09:35Chicken.
09:36With egg or without?
09:37With egg.
09:38Soft boiled egg.
09:39That sounds so good.
09:40Oh ariana, since you like chicken with egg.
09:43What comes first.
09:44Egg or chicken?
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yes.
09:47In your country, what comes first?
09:48What comes first?
09:49Hold on.
09:50Egg or the chicken?
09:51Do we need to give an answer now?
09:52Yeah, you have to know because you don't have a chance.
09:55If you're not busy.
09:59Chicken.
10:00Why?
10:01Why chicken?
10:02How come chicken first?
10:04Where did the chicken come from?
10:06Egg.
10:07Where did the egg come from?
10:12Why?
10:13What why?
10:14How come the eggs first?
10:16Yeah, where did the egg come from?
10:19From the heaven.
10:22The heaven?
10:23Oh yeah.
10:26Do you want me to answer that question?
10:28Yes.
10:29It's not allowed.
10:30No, no.
10:33It's not allowed.
10:38The answer will remain a mystery.
10:40What's the right answer?
10:41I don't know either.
10:42Why do you ask me?
10:44The question came from you.
10:45You might know the answer.
10:46No.
10:47That's why I asked Ariana.
10:48She might know the answer.
10:49Do you know the answer?
10:51But before we end, let's listen to the comment of Horado Gazzini Ganaro.
10:59What's up, Madlang people!
11:08Anyway.
11:09Oh, Ariana Grande.
11:12I just watched your premiere.
11:14It was amazing.
11:15Congratulations.
11:17Thank you so much.
11:18I love the energy.
11:19I love your performance.
11:20And your voice.
11:22I can literally hear Ariana Grande.
11:25Because I am her.
11:26Yes, actually.
11:27You are her.
11:28Because of that, I will call you Ariana Grabe.
11:33I love that.
11:34Grabe.
11:35Grabe talaga.
11:36I thought you like her.
11:37You know what's grabe in English?
11:39You know what grabe is?
11:41Is that like the transportation?
11:44No.
11:45We're going to ask Gazzini.
11:46Gazzini, what's grabe?
11:47Grabe.
11:48Grabe.
11:49What's grabe?
11:50Is it the chicken?
11:51Oh, my gosh.
11:52Grabe, is it the chicken?
11:53Grabe yun.
11:54Grabe yun.
11:56Ate Peachy, what's grabe?
11:59Oh, my gosh.
12:02First part.
12:03Todo na to.
12:05Go, go, go.
12:07That's grabe.
12:08Sana jumoyin ka din dun.
12:11At least we're twinning.
12:14Kasi pink kanina, gaganda ng suot nila.
12:16Yes.
12:17That is the color of the day.
12:19Napansin ko lang nag-review to, ha?
12:21Oo.
12:22No copying, ha?
12:25Sige, sige.
12:26Anyway, so congratulations.
12:28We were wowed by your performance.
12:31And then, I just want to say good luck and you did great.
12:35Thank you so much.
12:36Amazing.
12:37Maraming, maraming salamat.
12:39Hurado, Gazzini.
12:40Mga hurado, maaari inyo na pong bigyan ng score.
12:43Ang inyong score.
12:45Ano ba?
12:47Nang Makati City.
12:48Yes.
12:49Let's go, Makati.
12:50Ngayon naman, alamin natin kung ano masabi ng Madla
12:53kay Semifinalist No. 1.
12:55Go, Aion and Jackie.
12:57Thank you, Kuya John.
12:59Madla people, iskor mo, show mo.
13:05Wow.
13:06Ang taas.
13:09Maraming 10, maraming 9, at least mga 8.
13:13Eto.
13:14Eto.
13:15Kuya, tayo nga, tayo nga, tayo nga.
13:17Alina na po, Kuya.
13:18Maimbidahan ka lang po namin dito sa aming tabi.
13:21Yan, Kuya.
13:22Ang binigay mong iskor is 9.
13:25So...
13:26Bakit ba?
13:27Pasok na pasok talaga sa panlasa mo si Ariana Grande.
13:31Bakit po 9 nang binigay n'yong score kay Ariana Grande?
13:35I think almost perfect kasi.
13:38Oh, almost perfect.
13:40Kasi yan, 9 yung binigay.
13:42Ano na yun?
13:43Changsa na yun.
13:44Changsa na yun.
13:45At bakit naman po 9 lang?
13:47Eh, siya naman talaga kiniklaim niya.
13:49Ano po bang nagkulang para maging 10?
13:51Anong kinulang dun sa Ariana Grande?
13:53Tama, hindi siya yung original.
13:57Ayun pala, ayun lang pala.
13:59Hindi lang siya yung original, Jack.
14:01Okay, Kuya, maraming maraming salamat po.
14:03Salamat, Kuya, salamat.
14:04Thank you so much.
14:05Eto naman.
14:06Eto ng susunod ng K-Localite.
14:08Sikat sa Pilipinas at best friend ni Pia.
14:11Words, bye!
14:13Yes, kaya todo supporta ang Universe sa kanyang pagbabalik.
14:17Eto na siya.
14:18Please welcome ang Steve Harvey ng Quezon City.
14:28And now, let's welcome our top 3 Wish Universe candidates.
14:39And before I announce the winner, let me serenade the beautiful lady.
15:00Hello, hello.
15:03Madlang Pibos and my pal is number 2, Steve Harvey ng Quezon City.
15:11What's up, Madlang Pibos, Steve Harvey.
15:14He's my good friend, guys.
15:16He's Steve Harvey.
15:18It's good to be back again.
15:20Yeah, it's good to see you again.
15:22Ang ganda nung coat niya.
15:24Kulang nilang ilaw.
15:26Steve Harvey.
15:28Hindi na sa likod na kabawang lang lolo.
15:31Gusto mo ba tapat natin?
15:33O, tas tagay mo lang krusal ko sa ganyan.
15:35Wait, Steve Harvey, I have something to give you.
15:38What's that?
15:40Wait a minute.
15:42Mami, pwede bang pahiram ng sombrero niya?
15:45Ayan, ayan.
15:47O, wow!
15:49Hindi ba okay lang pahiram ng sombrero?
15:51Can you wear this, Steve Harvey?
15:53Why are you borrowing Mami's hat?
15:55I think this is gonna fit you.
15:57Wow!
15:59Mario!
16:01How do I look like?
16:03Hey, Mario, meet your brother.
16:05He do like this.
16:09Mario!
16:11Meet your brother, Luigi.
16:15Steve Harvey!
16:17You're so cute, Steve Harvey.
16:19I will ask that beautiful lady there to just give that hat to you.
16:23So you can build this home.
16:25So if you don't make it doing Steve Harvey,
16:27you go back here doing Mario.
16:33Where is my brother?
16:35Come here.
16:37Why?
16:39Because you're the dragon.
16:41What's the name of the dragon?
16:45King Koopa.
16:47Bowser.
16:49King Koopa.
16:51King Koopa.
16:53Koopa?
16:55K-O-O-P-A.
16:57Koopa?
16:59King Koopa.
17:03Koopa ka palay.
17:05King.
17:07King yan.
17:09Ang laki mong Koopa, siya yung king.
17:11Giant Koopa.
17:13Nakatira sa kubana.
17:15Koopa kubana.
17:17Okay, I will return this to the beautiful lady.
17:19Can you say thank you to her?
17:21Because she lent it to you.
17:23Okay.
17:25I will give it to you.
17:31Thank you, Steve Harvey.
17:37What a gentleman, Mr. Steve Harvey.
17:41Hi, Sir Steve. How are you?
17:43I'm fine. Very fine.
17:45Wait, Steve Harvey, who did you announce Miss Universe earlier?
17:49Who won?
17:51All of them.
17:53All of them?
17:55Only one is supposed to win.
17:57But I had to announce three.
18:01Very Steve Harvey.
18:03Of course.
18:05How are you today? Are you very nervous?
18:07What are you holding there?
18:09Is that a new?
18:13It's not a new.
18:15What are you holding there?
18:17What do you call that thing?
18:19What's written there?
18:21I don't know.
18:23Is anything written there?
18:25Nothing.
18:27Nothing.
18:29Nothing is written.
18:33Steve Harvey, you're so cute.
18:35I didn't know you're as tall as me.
18:39You're very cute.
18:41Why didn't you put chain here?
18:43Why chain?
18:45Keychain.
18:47You're so cute.
18:49Steve Harvey is one of the best hosts.
18:51Yes.
18:53Really cute.
18:55Miss Universe.
18:57Why did he talk like a boxing announcer?
18:59Can you do your spills again?
19:01Earlier, your spills.
19:03When you were starting.
19:05And now,
19:07let's welcome.
19:09Isn't it boxing?
19:11He's announcing boxing.
19:13Let's welcome.
19:15In this corner,
19:17weighing 150 pounds.
19:23You have many rackets,
19:25Steve Harvey.
19:27He looks like Bingo.
19:29Yes.
19:31But in real life,
19:33what's your job?
19:35I'm a script writer.
19:37Radio drama.
19:39Radio drama script writer.
19:41Radio drama script writer.
19:43Can you give us a sample?
19:45You annotate.
19:47Pretend that you're reading a script.
19:49And we're going to act.
19:51And then we're going to act.
19:55I'm a writer.
19:57I'm not a voice.
20:01I write the script.
20:03You imagine the script.
20:05Because the script is coming from your mind, right?
20:07Okay.
20:09Tell us what's on your mind.
20:11As if you're writing a script,
20:13and then we will act.
20:15So that we won't have a hard time,
20:17let's just open it.
20:19I'll open the whole thing.
20:21Tell us a story.
20:23One day,
20:25I was walking in the street.
20:27It's us, not you.
20:29He's an artist.
20:31He's also the guest.
20:33He's the host.
20:35He wants to do a one-man show.
20:37We will be the one acting.
20:39Okay.
20:41One day,
20:43four of you are walking
20:45in the street.
20:47And Vice Ganda
20:49saw something.
20:51And he picked up
20:53a white stone.
20:55A white stone?
20:57A white stone?
20:59I'll get caught if you do that.
21:01I'll get caught if you do that.
21:03What's happening?
21:05What's happening in the script?
21:07I'll get caught if you do that.
21:09I'll get caught if you do that.
21:11I'll get caught if you do that.
21:13Let's go to the beach.
21:15Beach setting.
21:17Maybe.
21:19Okay.
21:21White stone.
21:23Why?
21:25What's that?
21:27He saw a white stone.
21:29He saw a white stone.
21:31Is this a new?
21:33Is this a new?
21:37And Vice Ganda
21:39put the white stone
21:41into
21:43Oggy's mouth.
21:51The white stone grew.
21:53The white stone grew.
21:59And Oggy shouted,
22:01Captain
22:03Barben.
22:05Darna was the one who
22:07swallowed the white stone.
22:09It's Barbel.
22:11Barbel.
22:13It's Barbel.
22:15What's happening in this multiverse
22:17is that Darna became Captain Barben.
22:19He's a storyteller.
22:21We have to honor his story.
22:25Captain Barben.
22:27Captain Barben.
22:29And then
22:33Bong became
22:35Wonder Woman.
22:43Wonder Woman.
22:45Wonder Woman.
22:49And then
22:51of course
22:53what I have to do now
22:55I forgot the next
22:57rocker.
22:59To Be Continued.
23:05Do you know why it's To Be Continued?
23:07So he can win today.
23:09He needs a reason to come back.
23:11You need to bring him back.
23:13He needs to finish his story.
23:15Wow, that's very impressive.
23:17Yes. Very, very impressive.
23:21Let's welcome Steve Harvey
23:23of NCT, Jose Sandoval.
23:25And let's listen to his
23:27Hura Duo, Jukes and Teddy.
23:29Mala Biba
23:31Rock and Roll.
23:39Hello Kuya Jose Sandoval.
23:41Thank you so much for coming today.
23:43He's Steve Harvey.
23:45I want to say that
23:47Steve Harvey's smile is very good vibes.
23:49You are very charming on stage.
23:51Especially when you
23:53fool the showtime hosts.
23:55The head is 100% real.
23:57Of course.
23:59How about the body?
24:01The eyebrows?
24:03It's like the head of a Ninja Turtle.
24:05Put a big head on it.
24:07Put a big head on it.
24:09How about the eyebrows?
24:11It's like the eyebrows of a demon.
24:13How about the eyes?
24:15The eyes are okay.
24:17And the mustache.
24:19The mustache is for
24:21Mr. Suave.
24:23How about the teeth?
24:25I can't really see the teeth.
24:27But your charm is amazing.
24:29You are very strong.
24:31I feel like
24:33you also won
24:35in our daily.
24:37I want to say good luck to you.
24:39Your smile is very good vibes.
24:41Thank you so much.
24:43His smile is so good.
24:45It's like the smile of a doctor.
24:47Yes.
24:49After 10 years,
24:51he's still energetic.
24:53Thank you so much.
24:55Jurado Joyce and Teddy.
24:57Jurado, you can give
24:59your jurado to
25:01Steve Harvey of Quezon City.
25:03What will be the score of
25:05Madland People?
25:07MC and Lassie.
25:09Let's help
25:11Madland People.
25:13Madland People, score more.
25:15Show more.
25:17Let's raise it.
25:19There are a lot of 8.
25:21There are a lot of 8 and 9.
25:23Let's find it.
25:25Okay.
25:27The happiest one.
25:29The happiest one.
25:31Wow.
25:33There.
25:35This one.
25:37Let's go.
25:39Let's go to the middle.
25:43There.
25:45What's your name?
25:47Frenzy.
25:49Frenzy.
25:51What's your score?
25:539.
25:55Why 9?
25:57He's very smart.
25:59He's smart.
26:01He's smart.
26:03He's smart.
26:05That's why it's 9.
26:07He's smart.
26:09He's also English.
26:11Thank you so much.
26:29You
26:31You
26:33You
26:35You
26:37You
26:39You
26:41You
26:43You
26:45You
26:47You
26:49You
26:51You
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