• 14 hours ago
In Fortune Feimster: Crushing It, Fortune shares hilarious stories from her life, including her “romantic” honeymoon with her wife and her reflections on no longer being her mom’s surrogate husband. With her unique comedic perspective and infectious energy, Fortune invites audiences into her world where laughter and love reign supreme.

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00:00So something happened when I met Jax that I did not expect my mom got a little jealous
00:06Yeah, I remember if I would buy Jack something like a scarf my mom would be like I like scarves
00:11I'm like you're not my girlfriend
00:17Their birthdays are five days apart, which is my nightmare I
00:25Get heart palpitations in February I
00:28Remember early on in my relationship
00:29It was very popular to go on Facebook and profess your love for whoever you are with so Jax's birthday
00:35I go on Facebook. I'm like I love you so much. You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
00:44I
00:47Posted like 30 pictures in a collage that took five hours to put together
00:53Five days later I
00:55Call my mom. Hey mom. Happy birthday
01:03Thank you, are you okay? I'm fine
01:07Well, what are you doing I'm on Facebook I
01:12Was looking at my messages and I don't see one from you and I know your thumbs work cuz you use them five days ago I
01:20Sent you an edible arrangement. What is this? She was pissed
01:26So I had to unfriend her
01:37You

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