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00:00Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
00:03My name is Charli XCX.
00:06For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album, Brat.
00:13But don't worry if you don't.
00:15There is nothing wrong with being straight.
00:18OK, so a little about me.
00:20I actually started performing when I was really young
00:23and I played at my first rave when I was 15 years old.
00:27My parents actually drove me there.
00:29And if you're wondering, how did I get my parents to drive me to a rave,
00:33well, I just told them,
00:34guys, I've got swim practice at 2 a.m.
00:41in a warehouse full of gays.
00:44No, but seriously, I've come a long way
00:46and today I consider myself to be a triple threat,
00:51which in England means I sing, I drink and I smoke.
00:57Speaking of singing, I want to take a moment to thank someone
01:00who's been there for me my entire career, Autotune.
01:05Autotune makes everything sound better, even really bad news.
01:11Like this, watch.
01:14I'm breaking up with you cos I'm trying to hook up with your dad.
01:21See?
01:23I have to say, Brat Summer has been a crazy experience.
01:27So many people have asked me, what is Brat?
01:30And honestly, it's just like an attitude, it's a vibe.
01:33For example, the new Martha Stewart documentary.
01:37When Martha gets mad about an old magazine article
01:41and she says that she's glad the journalist who wrote it is dead,
01:45that is Brat.
01:47And then last Friday, when that exact journalist
01:50responded and said, hey, I'm alive, bitch, that is extremely Brat.
01:56Honestly, though, anyone can be Brat.
02:00Really? Even me?
02:03Oh, Kyle Mooney.
02:10Maybe, tell me, Kyle, what is your favourite kind of club?
02:14Probably Turkey.
02:15OK.
02:16And what's your favourite kind of drug?
02:18I take Claritin.
02:20Over-the-counter, hardcore.
02:23And if someone spilled a drink on you at the club, what would you say?
02:26No worries, carry on, my lady.
02:29I've never heard that before.
02:30So, what do you say?
02:32Am I Brat?
02:33No.
02:36All good.
02:39Look, keeping it real is very Brat.
02:43Brat is all about being vulnerable.
02:45So, truly, this is a dream come true.
02:47I am so excited to be here.
02:50And I'm not used to being out this early on a Saturday night.
02:54But for you guys, it's worth it,
02:56because we've got a great show for you tonight!
03:00Come on, we'll be right back.