Chat and comedy show written and staring Caroline Reid as the air hostess Pam Ann. Produced in Australia in 2009 | dHNfdlBhcVJtQnlYbzQ
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00:00Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard. Okay, Pam, would you like to, um, try the on-board announcement?
00:21Can I? Where are we flying to again? Rome, Pam. We're flying to Rome.
00:30Ciao, bellissima, bene bene! Arrivederci dalla Televissaggi a Katowice!
00:35Okay, Pam, thank you. I'll take you from here. Thank you.
00:38I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. It's Pam's first day today.
00:42E scusi, signori.
00:44Take the life jacket out of its container located underneath your seat and put it over your head.
00:52Pass the tape around your waist and tie them securely in a double bow at the side.
00:58To inflate, pull the red tie...
01:06Sorry.
01:08Do not inflate your life jacket until you're outside the aircraft.
01:13Oh, Pam, I'm just going to go get some more water.
01:16You for coffee? You for coffee? You for coffee?
01:20Tomato juice.
01:28Maybe it would be better if you helped us in the getaway.
01:50Bye-bye. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. Thank you very much, sir. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thanks very much.
02:10I'm really sorry, but you haven't quite got what it takes to be British Airways' cabin crew.
02:16Well, that's your loss.
02:21Well, actually, I didn't want your job anyway.
02:30There's a reason why our cabin crew go through over 1,200 hours of training.