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00:00Annabelle Gauntlet, I'm extremely disappointed and annoyed that you failed to attend court
00:07this morning, having had numerous summonses. You can run, but you can't fight. I've instructed
00:16local police officers to apprehend you and take you to prison with all these other criminals.
00:22For your offence of bringing smelly lunches into the newsroom, giving colleagues a free
00:29tour of the world's smelliest cuisines, no parcel needed, but worst of all, for being
00:36a journalist, I intend to throw the bucket. Your bail is going to be set at £500, payable
00:45to Maggie's High Lords, but for wasting my time and for contempt of court, I hereby increase
00:53your bail to £1,000.